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All Apologies: An Announcement

It seems I owe you all an apology. No, not for being so absent over the last six months or so — while that is truly something I regret and lament, it has been genuinely unavoidable. Someday, I'll find a moment to tell y'all about my first year as a teacher. For now, suffice it to say that it is the most difficult and time-consuming job I've ever held, though also the most rewarding. I can't apologize for that, because as I much as I love it here, out there my contribution is greater, more meaningful. I can only look forward to a time when I will have this well enough under control to have a life again.

But I do owe you an apology, because I think of many of you guys as my friends, despite never having met you in person, and there is one major bit of news in my life that I have shared with all my friends — except those of you here, as my absence from this site has at times put it out of mind.

I'm going to fix that now.

Star-divide

My wife is pregnant (I am not); we are going to have a daughter in about two months. She will be our first kid, and I'm terribly excited about it.

The kid is due to arrive on June 8th — the day after school gets out, if she arrives on time. We do not have a name for her yet. She doesn't like my names, and I don't like her names, and we're at a stalemate. It's likely we won't know her name until we see her.

Anyhow, we're seven months along in this process, so you can see why I come with an apology. I know not everyone in this community shares every detail of their personal lives, but many of you have taken a genuine interest in my life, and been very supportive of me throughout, well, everything — even when it has meant me moving on from this community. I'm very grateful for that.

Anyhow, that's that. I'm going to try to be around, a bit, over the next couple weeks. My wife is visiting family out of state, which means I'm left alone at home with an unprecedented amount of free time. I've got plenty I need to take care of, and at least part of that is showing my face around here a bit. I've also got another announcement that I'll be sharing with you all very soon, hopefully within the next week or two — just waiting for the details to be fleshed out and everything to come together. So look for that!

Also, I got a Twitter. I like Google's Buzz platform much, much better, and I regularly chafe at Twitter's 140-character limit, but I've come to terms with the reality that no one actually uses Buzz, and Twitter is, for better or worse, the place to be. So you can follow me at @J0shTucker (that "o" is a zero), and I'll be posting about basketball, here and there. That's all I'll say for now.

Hope to see y'all around! And while you're here... do me a favor and use the comments to catch me up to sepeed, around here. What have I been missing?

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by rballer on Mar 26, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by SoCalGal on Mar 26, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That is sooooo cute!

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rare Tucker sighting!!

Hahaha im just kiddin. This is your first year as a teacher? Ouch. Must be a massive pain in the ass. And that’s an understatement…

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Mar 26, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats.

Real men have daughters.

Silver Screen and Roll

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by wondahbap on Mar 26, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 26, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I don’t even know what that means.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get it. I agree.

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLS EXPLN

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that

anyone can raise a boy but to raise a daughter is an actual challenge. More so than a boy. That would be my guess.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Works for me.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

As the father of an (almost) 5 year old girl....

I must totally agree.

I don’t have a boy, but having a daughter is quite an experience. The word “daddy” coming from a little girl melts your heart……Every time.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 27, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it.

My son 18 was a breeze compared to my 15yr cheerleader daughter. Someone save me please. ; )

by Nonreality on Mar 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

when you have a son, you don’t have to worry about some small bruises that he gets from playing. whereas when you have a daughter, if you could put her in a bubble wrap just to avoid her getting some little scratches, you would.

we have a saying in the philippines that when you have a daughter it means that it is a payment for being a playboy when you were young. i totally disagree on this. for me its because you know how to really take care of the opposite sex.

and as a father of two lovely and smart daughters, i am wishing and hoping that i will have a son so i can transfer all my “powers”, charisma and mojo to him. and the family name as well. but i do not regret not even for 1 moment that i have sons instead of daughters.

but i think true parenting does not mean you need to be a role model for your kids. it is by guiding them to the right path, and supporting them on whatever makes them happy.

gratz again, sir “DADDY” josh!

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 28, 2011 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

since it will be a girl...

nickname her jellybean :D

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 28, 2011 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

by bernel on Mar 29, 2011 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

i gotta disagree with that. I have 2 boys and sometimes I feel like I dont know shit about lil boys...

Cuz growing up all I had was sisters and no brothers and not alot of boy cousins. Only a man can teach a boy how to become a man. Lil boys are hyper and rough and run around playing. I would rather have girls cuz they seem easier to raise (at least right now)

I got Wheaties!!!

by hotmama24 on Mar 29, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, I disagree. My mom raised a boy and girl by herself. My brother turned out pretty awesome (don't tell him I said that).

My nieces are just as hyper as little boys; I was the same way.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by SoCalGal on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was raised by a woman and I don't think I'm any less manly than the next guy.

I will say that a positive male role model, dad or otherwise, goes a long way to a young woman knowing what type of young man she’s looking for and helping to understand the way guys think, just as much as a positive female role model can go a long way towards a young man knowing what type of young woman he’s looking for and how women think. That I do believe.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 29, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I think you have the power to be a tremendous role model, either way.

A man can model to his sons the kind of man to be, and to his daughters, the kind of man to look for. A woman can model to her daughters the kind of woman to be, and to her sons, the kind of woman to look for.

At the same time, a woman can teach her son the kind of man she expects him to be in terms of how she expects him to act towards her, towards he sisters (if he has them), etc. And vice versa.

Unfortunately, I think too few people realize the power and weight of what they both model and teach, and too few of those who do realize use it the way they should.

Thankfully, you guys seem to be among those few. Pretty sure it’s not a coincidence.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 29, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most guys want to have a son, for all the typical “real man” / male-pride reasons that come with this notion. That’s well and good. My little guy loves playing baseball, and will wear our last name on the back of any jersey he wears now and for the rest of his life. He’s been trying to learn to dribble, and his mini-basketball has gone flat in the process. How cool.

But there’s something about bonding with a daughter, and becoming a role model to a daughter — moreso than teaching her not to throw “like a girl.” Everyday I tell myself that I need to be the type of guy that I want her to seek out in other guys. Somehow, this isn’t always the guy I was when I was seeking out other people’s daughters (to points made below). But I was more of a boy then, not a real man, as I’ve learned.

There are other reasons why I agree, but you’ll find your own truth in this regard — to your joy, amusement, bemusement and chagrin (did I mention joy?) in due time.

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow. Well said.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoken like a true dad

Great stuff man

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I would point out

that while the father of a daughter must model the kind of man he wants her to seek out, the father of a son must model the kind of future boyfriend and husband his future daughter-in-law deserves. (See: 5 year old in Hooters, below.)

I suppose the distinction is that the danger is usually hers, which makes the concern much greater when she is yours.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Josh. Regarding your first sentence above:

what’s nice is if you accomplish the former, it goes a long way toward the latter.

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and their fear

is that their daughter will meet somebody like them :P

Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons. - Kobe Bryant

by grail on Mar 27, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa! so true.

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was the opposite

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I'm sure my brother agrees with you.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 27, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Remember the 1st rule of fatherhood:

When you have a son, you have to worry about only one boy in the world.

When you have a daughter, you have to worry about EVERY boy in the world.

Mazel tov.

"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008

by Meriones on Mar 27, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh... exactly.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

true.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 27, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to meet you!

And a hearty congratulations for the advent of something very precious in your life!

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Mar 26, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

CONGRATS TO THE TUCKER FAMILY!!!!

Hope all is well and God Bless you three. But yeah your presence is sorely missed around here. Some people don’t know who you are man. The King does have to make his presence known once in a while.

"You said you was king, you lied through your teeth For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped"
-Eminem
"Chris was simply the best I have ever seen. He would stay in the gym for hours, launching threes from everywhere inside halfcourt, in repetitions that spoke more of obsession than dedication. Chris practiced with fear, with a sort of cold sweated abandon, like he had been let out of hell to play ball one last time." -MATTHEW PIERCE

by Ray DLC on Mar 26, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats!

cal: ***** |* |** lad: ****** lal: **************** cfc: **** gbp: *************
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by CalLadLal on Mar 26, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations, Sir Josh!

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FOUNDER EMERITUS IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!

Congrats!!!!

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 26, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ermm
The kid is due to arrive on June 8th — the day after school gets out, if she arrives on time. We do not have a name for her yet. She doesn’t like my names, and I don’t like her names, and we’re at a stalemate. It’s likely we won’t know her name until we see her.

name suggestion?
arabella?

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Mar 26, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats, Josh!

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by timbo on Mar 26, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats!

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden

by firstto100 on Mar 26, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Mazel tov!

Please remember: it's not my fault your team sucks.

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by DexterFishmore on Mar 26, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

name her Kobe'nia

"If somebody had their life on the line, and they’ve got their options on who they want to save their life — tell me who you’re going to pick? You’re going to look at the stats first?" - Kobe Bryant

by desecrator09 on Mar 26, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats man

It could be an awesome summer for you. A baby girl and a championship.

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Mar 26, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not improbable that the two will be in process, at least, at the same time.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

congrats!

"What doesn't kill you might injure you, or just kill you later." -Czheck Proverb

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twitter

by shaqfor3 on Mar 26, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, nice.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations Josh!

I’m sure you and the missus will resolve the major dispute in due course (I’m yet to run into a kid named <!-- optional field -->).

Also:

I regularly chafe at Twitter’s 140-character limit
Clearly you were not consulted re: the business requirements when they were preparing to code the suckah.

Enjoy this very special time in your life!

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Woo Josh

I suspect I’m one of the few people who ever check Buzz (mainly cause it’s tied into my gmail) I miss seeing your diatribes and musings on basketball.

TO TWITTER AWAY

If Erik Spoelstra's offensive playbook was just a laminated sheet of paper that said, "Just do whatever is the basketball equivalent of making a mountain out of napkins and silverware to try to get her to stop talking about politics," then this game should've been stopped at halftime to give Erik Spoelstra the Coach of the Year award.

by remingtonmartin on Mar 27, 2011 4:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Glad to to hear that you’re not pregnant. :D

Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons. - Kobe Bryant

by grail on Mar 27, 2011 7:03 AM PDT reply actions  

ROFL

Tell me somebody got that one…

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS

Have you built the moat for your daughter’s defense yet??

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes,

All defense must now be referred to in medieval terms.

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Mar 27, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basic shopping list (modern edition):

1. Shotgun.
2. Razor wire.
3. Rocking chair.

Basic shopping list (medieval edition):
1. Shovels for moat.
2. Snakes for moat.
3. Longbow.
4. Vats of boiling oil.

"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008

by Meriones on Mar 27, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first is my brother's wish list.

We’ve talked about buying shotgun shells every year until he has enough to scare off every boy who might come around.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 27, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

sounds like something I’d do

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is interesting how this cliche becomes something one thinks about . . .

then acts upon (though CheaperThanDirt eliminates the need to buy every year ;-).

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my Sociology class we were talking about this very topic

I saw a man with his 5 or 6 year old son at Hooters. And my question was, if he had a daughter, would he take her to a pub with men dressed in their underwear? NOT!!

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, in Honolulu (and L.A. for that matter)

there are people walking around outside the Hooters that make the scene inside seem nothing out of the ordinary.

Re: having a young daughter — Hooters doesn’t creep me out as much as Dave & Busters makes me wary.

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

WaveOcean leads SBNation in frequent-flyer miles.

by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL true about D&B. Too much to watch out for and not enough eyes to do it.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 27, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only been to Hooters once

girls wear more clothes there than they do to parties. Kind of made me question the big deal. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah its no big deal but if you had a daughter

who was five years old would you take her to a restaurant with men walking around in their underwear?

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well for me

I don’t go to Hooters like that anyway and wouldn’t be bringing my son or daughter there anyway. Mostly because outside of the Wings, i didn’t think it was anything special about the restaurant. Matter of fact, I’d probably just order it to go, even though my only time there I did see families there chilling and eating lol.

I’m not so sure the male equivalent would be guys in underwear though. I wouldn’t want my 5 year old son to see a dude serving him when he’s turned on anymore than I would want to see my 5 year old daughter to see one. Even the chippendales start out in jeans. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well said

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 28, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya. I think it depends on the Hooters and the clientele there.

The one in Honolulu is 90% tourists, so really no different than any other beachfront eatery that hires young women attending UH.

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one I went to

was mostly people hanging out on a night on the town. Not necessarily tourists, but people just stopping through or sitting in for a casual meal. It was just like a normal restaurant: like a Taco Mac or Chilis or Buffallo Wild Wing just with mostly female servers.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had wings like Hooters

maybe so. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to try to spot the jerks a mile away, so
  • Trebuchet
  • Mongol horsemen (if she has brothers / male cousins)

If they slip through those outer-perimeter defenses, breach Meriones’s deterrents at the walls, then for the eye-to-eye dirty work:

  • Katana (this is “medieval” by Japanese definition and came of age at the same time as the European Middle Ages)

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Texas. We just buy guns.

I’m gonna put the gun cabinet in the front hallway.

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by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

My man!

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"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a must!!!!

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 27, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

What happened to Kansas?

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 27, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moved.

Would have taken a couple extra years for me to become a teacher in Kansas.

Also, the thing about Kansas… there’s nothing there.

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by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

good to know

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!!

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by imposibol on Mar 27, 2011 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Me. Duh.
What have I been missing?

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by SoCalGal on Mar 27, 2011 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I assumed that went without saying.

I was referring to the less obvious stuff.

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"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

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by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you ARE new to this daughter stuff, ain't ya? ;-)

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

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by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest naming her

Christina…

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by mikeinsp on Mar 27, 2011 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I suggest naming her after

the newest artist to join the pantheon of great female musical acts

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL, I didn't even click the link. You're gonna get your ass kicked, again.

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by SoCalGal on Mar 27, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Dear. God.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than a Rick Roll.

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much worse.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the parodies of the song are sooooo much better

here are the best of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rv1BZcksIc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP887IpQL00

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by bernel on Mar 29, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

I’m all for him naming her Uneeqqee

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Giving her a stripper’s name from Atlanta. Not gonna happen bro. Hahaha

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by Ray DLC on Mar 27, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about namimg her...

QUEENSBRIDGE!

"...say Queensbridge, you already know what it is baby..."
.
.
"Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court, splitting the Lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 NBA Finals Game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in Kobe's face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!!

...BEEP BEEP BEEP...
...BEEP BEEP BEEP...
...BEEP BEEP BEEP...

...as Lebron's alarm goes off, he slowly wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a bowl of cold cereal."

by bigdeal1188 on Mar 27, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the spellings of Unique

in the Freakonomics documentary

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by Marty Mart on Mar 28, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

great book and documentary

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 27, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious sub-topic!

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't, and don't know what Freakonomics has to do with children...

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you name your child and how that affects their future.

It’s not the truest form of causality, but stereotypical names can lead to less opportunities for your child based on how people judge them just from their name. Basically, nomenclature bias and how that affects a child’s future.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what the link above indicates.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh forgot the other side

does naming your child names like Winner or Temptress lead them to actually go on to portray the meanings of their names.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and the study looked at whether the causality

was from the name or the circumstances with which they grew up.

The movie goes a little more in depth than that article does and shows the other side of the belief I mentioned above, whereas the one intial article on Slate goes off of the theory that it’s more about circumstances than just names.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 27, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that's what I wear to the gym....

Might explain all of the strange looks.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 27, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 28, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh thats cute

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by BrittneyM on Mar 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to order one of these for when my baby arrives.

Boy or girl, a Kobe onesie WILL be purchased.

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by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 28, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats right!

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 28, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping it real JB...nicely done.

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by jXn on Mar 29, 2011 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. : )

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 29, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Josh.

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by bluexfalcon on Mar 27, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Am interested in your takes regarding being a teacher as well,

and how that experience dovetails with being a dad.

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by Koshu on Mar 27, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't say much on how well it equips me to be a dad

because I can’t actually say yet whether or not the lessons learned have actually been fruitful. That said, I certainly feel as though I am tremendously more prepared for parenthood just from less than a year of teaching. You learn a lot about how to direct kids, and you realize pretty quickly that much of it probably applies to parenthood.

Being a teacher is incredibly difficult, and incredibly frustrating, and incredibly rewarding. The work is overwhelming, and that’s a massive understatement. The job is frustrating, and by that I’m referring to the bureaucracy and politics of it, and the people you work for; so often, it seems like the most basic concepts of (1) educating and (2) doing what’s best for children are the ones “we” (that’s a diplomatic “we,” there, ‘cause it sure as fuck doesn’t actually include me) all too often make nearly impossible. The calling, however, is very rewarding, and by that I mean the opportunity to work with kids. I love my kids, and working with them is extremely meaningful. It also makes me wish my hands weren’t so often tied by the job.

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"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume the development of patience

that you need with students can be beneficial for one’s sanity. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Mar 27, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Wish you all the best.

Just don’t name your child after a memorable piece of Japanese beef. ;)

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?

by RudeMood19 on Mar 27, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Josh, there is nothing to apologize for.

You’re living a life with one of the most important duties…providing education for the next generation, something I hope to do someday. I am proud of your dedication. And now, you are about to undertake one of the biggest responsibilities in life. You do not need to be sorry. I hope everything goes well.

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by WaveOcean on Mar 27, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats!

@brosales12

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by Ben R on Mar 27, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

we all miss you, josh!

and congrats on your first child

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by bernel on Mar 27, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

C0ngrats Josh!!

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by LAL32 on Mar 27, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Congratulations to you and Mrs. SSR.

I hope you enjoy fatherhood as much as I have.

Other than the fact that we watched the Lakers lose their only game of the 2009 finals I really enjoyed meeting you.

BTW, I really like the name Reilly. Are you Irish?

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
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by pslakerfan on Mar 27, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed, that was fun.

And yes, I am. If we have a boy, one of our top name choices will be Mac.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mack.

One or t’other.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My daughter's name is Rylie.

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by wondahbap on Mar 28, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's a cutie.

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by SoCalGal on Mar 28, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

I forgot you have access now. Fanks luv.

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by wondahbap on Mar 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's my daughter's middle name

Riley.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Mar 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I ever have kid his/her middle name will be Mamba

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by Jelly Bean on Mar 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

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by SoCalGal on Mar 28, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asher

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by wondahbap on Mar 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Josh!!

Hmm.. I heard from my teachers and friends that the first year of teaching is the most difficult, but later it becomes easier.
I am hoping to get a teaching job next year after graduating. I can’t imagine how much exhausted I am gonna be with little kids.

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
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We need to change to grow, but let us not grow weary in our pursuit to change...

by rs850_Lakers on Mar 27, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Going elementary?

Self-contained classroom, as I hear it, is even harder. More exhausting.

The upside is that you get to the kids before (a) they lose their enthusiasm for education, and (b) they’ve been ruined by their last 10 teachers.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.. yeah..

right now I am helping pioneer girls only two hours on friday and that make me feel tired already.

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis
We need to change to grow, but let us not grow weary in our pursuit to change...

by rs850_Lakers on Mar 28, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa Josh, who's been getting it on.....LOL

Congrats to you and your wife, kids are special, sorry for the late posting, just saw this for some reason and I stop bye here everyday but congrats, no apology needed

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by BrittneyM on Mar 27, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations to the Godfather..

and wish you all the best for the upcoming GodDaughter..
I can just imagine it…
Once she comes around she’ll probably be more of the boss than you. :D

I heart <3 Josh Harrellson

by crushmybones on Mar 28, 2011 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations Josh!

right until puberty that is, lol!
Seriously though, that’s great news.

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Mar 28, 2011 3:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations!!!

My wife and I are expecting our first in September. It’s a little bit overwhelming at this point, but I’m really excited.

Names we’ve decided on:

Boy – Atticus (after Atticus Finch in “To Kill a Mockingbird”)
Girl – Paisley (not sure why. I just like the way it sounds)

I wish you all the best!!!

"I want what all men want. I just want it more." - Kobe Bryant

by Deuce4Mamba on Mar 28, 2011 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by SoCalGal on Mar 28, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

my favorite is Adama

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TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

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by Marty Mart on Mar 28, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

so say we all

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by deadmuse on Mar 28, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Kobe Bryant does both.

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by imposibol on Mar 28, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Mr Tucker!

I can’t believe I missed this post somehow!

by Jevon O on Mar 28, 2011 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

You could always name her

Adonis, since she’s inheriting your wife and yours #TigerBlood

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 28, 2011 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Mr Tucker,

I know I’m late, but I just wanted to say congrats and to get ready for one of the greatest feelings in the world: welcoming your own child into the world.

My wife and I had our first child (a girl) just over a year ago. There is nothing quite like holding her in the palms of your hands, just after she is born.

Oh, and BTW, my wife teaches 8th and 9th graders. She hated the process her first year, but has loved it ever since. The first year is always the hardest, but I’m sure you have figured this out already.

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Mar 28, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Josh Tucker...

Congrats on your future promotion to FATHER. You will always be Dad, Daddy, Father, Papa, Etc.
FatherHood is the best kind of Hood in the world! We fathers been bangin scrubs out our kids lives since before Jesus was around. No matter what you do in your professional life or how many PHD’s you got or what kinda crazy ass training you got…NOTHING prepares you for this shit! But that being said as long as you genuinly TRY your ass off you cant FAIL man!
When that kid comes out and that tear falls from your eye its amore! I got 2 kids man and i could give a shit bout nothing else in this life but their well being. Having a kid makes life worth living for. I used to be reckless with life (and in my profession, well yeah) now i have something to ultimately live for.
Being there and accountable for a life is the ultimate reward, give you something in you life that you dont understand without it. Women already have that feeling from the beginning of the pregnancy but men, we dont fully realize it till the kid is BORN man, then it is life altering….
And WOW is it special….would i have EVER went to see Diary of a Wimpy kid at a theatre in my previous life…..lol hell no!
FatherHood is precious Josh welcome to the HOOD.

Sarge

Get ready Josh life will get crazy! LOL

Sarge Clemins

by Big John Stud on Mar 28, 2011 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Thanks, Sarge!

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
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by Josh Tucker on Mar 28, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

I got time for ’em, right now.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 28, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many thanks to everyone for the huge response!

Y’all have been funny, moving, thought-provoking, thoughtful, and supportive. I appreciate it very much. You guys rock.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 28, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That's how we roll.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Mar 28, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially me huh?

lol

"Hate me or love me. Its one or the other; always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant

by Jelly Bean on Mar 28, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Josh. Given the title and subject matter of this fanpost, I couldn't help but quote this poignant diddy from Wikipedia:
In September 2008, [Frances Bean] Cobain hosted a suicide-themed party at the House of Blues in Los Angeles to celebrate a “RIP Childhood” 16th birthday.

A father who tries and sometimes fails in the process is better than no father at all.

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by Koshu on Mar 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

congrats on the baby!

"the man who created a legend; the legend who resurrected a franchise."

by chaucer on Mar 29, 2011 3:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Congrats man!

"Barnes, Brown & Blake sounds like a law firm or something." -Kobe
***
President Obama: "Derrick Rose may have your number"
Kobe: "If he calls that number, I’ll be sure to pick up after the fifth ring"

by ajfarsi on Mar 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody seen WaveOcean?

I tried to join FTS to congratulate him just now, but it’s making me wait a day to comment. If anybody has commenting power over there, tell Wave I said he and all his compatriots deserved this one.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 29, 2011 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol will do

he might be somewhere just yelling and screaming in amazement

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

KOBY BRAYNT isn't bi-polar, he's #Bi-WINNING

by Marty Mart on Mar 29, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

=D YAY! It's the year for babies! Congrats Josh! :)

"Let the Hunt for Six Begin."-Derek Fisher

"Anyone crazy enough to mess with me is crazy enough to play with me." -Kobe Bryant

by Cappie on Mar 29, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations dude

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Mar 30, 2011 2:00 AM PDT reply actions  

i have to say

this post proves Silver Screen and Roll is the best blog. you just get this on other sites

Kobe: "Listen, if you told me at the beginning of the year that we’ve got two games at home to win a championship, yeah, I’ll take that shit"

by hrghori on Mar 30, 2011 7:01 AM PDT reply actions  

*don't

I assume?

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Mar 30, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

either that

or “this” was supposed to be linked

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"I'm a perfectionist who's not perfect." - Ron Artest

8 + 24 > 23 + 6

by LakerAce on Mar 30, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoops

sorry…typo

Kobe: "Listen, if you told me at the beginning of the year that we’ve got two games at home to win a championship, yeah, I’ll take that shit"

by hrghori on Apr 1, 2011 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!!!

4 days after :)

Faith is remaining certain in the face of doubt. You’re not sure how it’s going to end, but you’re constantly of the belief that it will end the way you want it to and the way you always believed it to end, and that’s on top - Derek Fisher

by lakergirl on Mar 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Mr. Tucker!
I’m happy to hear you fighting through that teaching adversity :) My favorite teachers really shaped who I am with their passion, so it’s really cool hearing your enthusiasm!

by Brian Quach on Mar 31, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulation Josh!

May the last few months go smoothly and your daughter be a healthy baby.

Floyd Little: HOF Class of 2010.

2009-10 back-to-back NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009-10 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant

by weazel on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i've been a ghost on this blog for many years...watching from afar.

but i guess this is as good an opportunity as any to dip my toe in and post my first comment:

Congratulations, Mr. Tucker! that is great news, and i wish you all the best with the wonderful gift that is a new life entering your family. hope you get a chance to get back on here whenever you find the time. much respect.

by PrausNichols on Apr 2, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello PN!

Welcome to commenting! Take my advice and stick around.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Apr 2, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

i hope to do just that. :)

by PrausNichols on Apr 2, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

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