Whats Crackerlacking folks? We have two birthdays for today so lets say Happy Birthday to LakersFoEva and Timbo then enjoy the Quotes and Jokes below...........
Timbo Info: joined Apr 16, 2008 last login Sep 28, 2011 posts 381 comments 40656 email him a birthday shout out here: MutantPop@aol.com
LakersFoEva Info: joined Dec 22, 2009 last login May 08, 2011 posts 48 comments 4562
Quotes:
All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people. Alexis Carrel Love
Jealousy springs more from love of self than from love of another. Francois de La Rochefoucauld Art
Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self. Alfred North Whitehead Nature
He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter
Jokes:
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.
TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
October Librans
Oct 04 Alicia Silverstone
Oct 06 Amy Jo Johnson
Oct 10 Brett Favre
Oct 21 Carrie Fisher
Oct 08 Chevy Chase
Oct 13 Chris Carter
Oct 17 Chris Kirkpatrick
Oct 02 Donna Karan
Oct 06 Elisabeth Shue
Oct 17 Evel Knievel
Oct 12 Hugh Jackman
Oct 18 Jean-Claude Van Damme
Oct 22 Jeff Goldblum
Oct 09 John Lennon
Oct 19 John Lithgow
Oct 01 Julie Andrews
Oct 05 Kate Winslet
Oct 13 Kelly Prston
Oct 03 Kevin Richardson
Oct 02 Lorraine Bracco
Oct 12 Luciano Pavarotti
Oct 11 Luke Perry
Oct 01 Mark McGwire
Oct 08 Matt Damon
Oct 20 Mickey Mantle
Oct 10 Mya
Oct 13 Nancy Kerrigan
Oct 03 Neve Campbell
Oct 13 Paul Simon
Oct 04 Rachel Leigh Cook
Oct 14 Ralph Lauren
Oct 15 Sarah Ferguson
Oct 08 Sigourney Weaver
Oct 03 Sting
Oct 04 Susan Sarandon
Oct 16 Suzanne Somers
Oct 16 Tim Robbins
Oct 03 Tommy Lee
Oct 07 Yo-Yo Ma
Birthday list is as follows:
January N/A
February
Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3
bengalithugg13: Feb. 13
Big John Stud: Feb. 15
Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26
March
Kobe: The Legend: March 2
BruinFan1: March 3
Matt Barnes: March 9
Brian Shaw: March 22
Luke Walton: March 28
April
E-Roc: April 2
Purple_gold: April 6
Theo Ratliff: April 17
May
Bluexfalcon: May 2
Derrick Caracter: May 4
June
Czheck: June 15
Bernel: June 23
Imposibol: June 29
July
Pau Gasol: July 6
Joe Smith: July 26
August
Derek Fisher: August 9
LakerAce: August 18
LakersATF: August 20
Kobe Bryant: August 23
September
Phil Jackson: Sept. 17
CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20
Jason78: Sept. 22
Hotmama24: Sept. 23
Gen!e: Sept. 27
October
LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1
Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17
Crushmybones: Oct. 24
Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28
November
Lamar Odom: Nov. 6
mannye: Nov. 7
Ron Artest: Nov. 13
Jelly Bean: Nov. 17
Altree: Nov. 22
Shannon Brown: Nov. 29
December
BrittneyM: Dec. 13
cldpc and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16
Madmaxx350: Dec. 21
Shaqfor3: Dec. 28