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Birthday Oct. 1st

Whats Crackerlacking folks? We have two birthdays for today so lets say Happy Birthday to LakersFoEva and Timbo then enjoy the Quotes and Jokes below...........

Timbo Info: joined Apr 16, 2008 last login Sep 28, 2011 posts 381 comments 40656 email him a birthday shout out here: MutantPop@aol.com

LakersFoEva Info: joined Dec 22, 2009 last login May 08, 2011 posts 48 comments 4562

Quotes:

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people. Alexis Carrel Love

Jealousy springs more from love of self than from love of another. Francois de La Rochefoucauld Art

Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self. Alfred North Whitehead Nature

He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter

Jokes:

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

October Librans

Oct 04 Alicia Silverstone

Oct 06 Amy Jo Johnson

Oct 10 Brett Favre

Oct 21 Carrie Fisher

Oct 08 Chevy Chase

Oct 13 Chris Carter

Oct 17 Chris Kirkpatrick

Oct 02 Donna Karan

Oct 06 Elisabeth Shue

Oct 17 Evel Knievel

Oct 12 Hugh Jackman

Oct 18 Jean-Claude Van Damme

Oct 22 Jeff Goldblum

Oct 09 John Lennon

Oct 19 John Lithgow

Oct 01 Julie Andrews

Oct 05 Kate Winslet

Oct 13 Kelly Prston

Oct 03 Kevin Richardson

Oct 02 Lorraine Bracco

Oct 12 Luciano Pavarotti

Oct 11 Luke Perry

Oct 01 Mark McGwire

Oct 08 Matt Damon

Oct 20 Mickey Mantle

Oct 10 Mya

Oct 13 Nancy Kerrigan

Oct 03 Neve Campbell

Oct 13 Paul Simon

Oct 04 Rachel Leigh Cook

Oct 14 Ralph Lauren

Oct 15 Sarah Ferguson

Oct 08 Sigourney Weaver

Oct 03 Sting

Oct 04 Susan Sarandon

Oct 16 Suzanne Somers

Oct 16 Tim Robbins

Oct 03 Tommy Lee

Oct 07 Yo-Yo Ma

Birthday list is as follows:

January N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

mannye: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

cldpc and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

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