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KOBE IS KILLING THE LAKERS (PART 3001)

 

Kobe is killing us again!

 

His stats for the game today - 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 0 ASSISTS.

I know what you're thinking - "Hey, isn't today an off day for the Lakers?" Well, yes, it is, but what about BREAKFAST? Has Kobe Bryant shared his breakfast with anyone today? NO. Yes, Kobe is very good at consuming food, but everytime Kobe eats his entire breakfast in the morning without giving some to Pau, the Lakers LOSE. This is FACT.

There are reports that perhaps Pau isn't too fond of toasts and is often reluctant to eat them, but that is false because there is no stat called "reluctance" in the box score. And even if that were true, Kobe needs to shove the toast down Pau's throat and make him swallow it because THAT'S WHAT LEADERS DO.

 

People eat breakfast for a reason. Pau is one of the best at it....but only if you consistently throw the toast in his face will he come to the conclusion that "hey...maybe I should eat this rather than just hold it in my hand while I ponder the vagaries of life". GIVE PAU THE DAMN TO@ST, KOBE!!!!!!

 

PS - Imagine this was posted yesterday for desired results.

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