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Report: Brian Shaw "Most Realistic" Candidate to Succeed Phil Jackson

Over at Hoops World, Alex Kennedy has an article today about the Lakers' succession planning in the event that Phil Jackson decides to retire after this season. Obvs, we're a long way from having to worry about this, but Kennedy is a respected NBA reporter who unlike me doesn't shamelessly troll for page views, so his report on this topic is worth reading. Although much of the ground he covers won't surprise anyone who followed Phil's decision-making process last summer, there are some interesting morsels to chew on.

For instance, there's apparently a belief that Phil would be more likely to return to the Lakers in the event of an NBA lockout. A shortened schedule, the theory goes, could make one more season on the bench more palatable to Phil, as he considers his various health issues. That said, Kennedy writes, "the Lakers aren't crossing their fingers."

There's mention of Larry Brown as a possible replacement, but he strikes me as a quite poor fit for the purple and gold. Though I suspect he'd do great things for the Lakers' team defense, I can't imagine that the squad's accomplished veterans would be hugely interested to play for such an uber-controlling figure. I likewise can't imagine that Brown would be happy coaching for an organization in which he'd have little to no control over personnel.

Star-divide

There's also the obligatory paragraph about (*armpit fart noises*) Byron Scott. Kennedy, I feel, gives this possibility way more credence than it deserves.

Byron Scott refers to the Los Angeles Lakers' gig as his "dream job" and should he be relieved of his duties in Cleveland, there's no question he would be on the first plane to Los Angeles.

OF COURSE it's his dream job! Why wouldn't it be? More to the point, how is that a qualification? I can keep referring to the T-Mobile 4G spokesmodel as my "dream girl," but that's not getting her into my van, is it?

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Scott grew up in California and spent eleven years with the Lakers during his playing career. While the Cavaliers signed him to a three-year contract over the summer, the team's struggles could lead to his firing which would allow him to pursue the job he has been eyeing since his coaching career started taking off.

So Byron would get fired by the worst team on the planet, and then immediately get hired to coach the Lakers? Yeah... I don't know, dude. I realize Byron's been dealt a gruesome hand with that Cavs roster, but the Chernobyl-quality meltdown happening in Cleveland on his watch isn't exactly burnishing his credentials. People fail upward all the time in this world, but I can't see Jerry Buss and Mitch Kupchak rushing to employ a guy Dan Gilbert just shitcanned after a 14-win season.

In the end, Kennedy comes back to the candidate whom we know should and probably would get the gig: The Shawfather.

[T]he most realistic option is turning the franchise over to lead assistant Brian Shaw. After nearly accepting the head coaching job in Cleveland, Shaw withdrew from consideration which led to Scott's hiring. Many league sources believe that Jackson and the Lakers would feel the most comfortable handing Shaw the keys to the franchise because there wouldn't be a philosophical shift or drastic changes. Shaw is comfortable with the personnel and has developed close relationships with many of the players in his eleven years with the organization.

Phil would be comfortable, the Lakers would be comfortable, and most important, we at Silver Screen and Roll would be comfortable. That's called a win-win-win. And the coup de grace....

Should Shaw get the job, don't be surprised if he fills out his staff with fellow assistants and possibly fellow Oakland native and good friend Gary Payton, according to league sources.

GP back in Lakerdom, barking out orders to Ron Artest? Hoooo boy. Pass the popcorn.

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GP?

Don’t know about that one….

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by volar on Jan 13, 2011 8:26 PM PST reply actions  

This would greatly displease me.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Me 3

Gary Payton did not act professionally, at all, during his stint on NBATV, and thats my last impression of him. What impression is that? It is of him acting a hooligan and making Chris Webber cut up and laugh and cackle uncontrollably instead of giving useful NBA analysis. It was a dark year for NBATV… a dark year indeed.

by Jevon O on Jan 14, 2011 5:49 AM PST up reply actions  

H8tr!

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

He was horrible.

No doubt

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

yessiirr

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you guys haven't seen the excellent Shawfather Series by Koshu

Here is the latest one:
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/1/9/1924303/the-shawfather-part-iv-struggle-for-power

And here is the Open Call for it:
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/1/6/1910615/shawfather-credits-and-open-call

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i put in my bid for the casting call

just responded koshu

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by Czheck on Jan 13, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Noted!

I’ll update the credits (hopefully in a day or two).

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by Koshu on Jan 14, 2011 3:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that a Koshu graphic?

That guy’s a master.

Please remember: it's not my fault your team sucks.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

He’s our resident multimedia expert.

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

i think he’s the one who made s43’s new win gif…

The Bernel Zone

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by bernel on Jan 14, 2011 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by desecrator09 on Jan 13, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks all!

Two games in relatively quick succession vs. Boston loom. I’m sure those will lend themselves to some interesting possibilities in plot development!

As for the succession plan, Shaw looks like a shoo-in. But will he be the next PAT RAILLY or Randy Pfund? Mitch Kupchak’s abilities to keep the roster top shelf will have some effect on that (talk about a guy who Shaw can confide in if things don’t exactly go 100% to plan during the seasons immediately following the departure of a legend).

Of course, he’s the Shawfather, so maybe he’ll just rig karma in his favor (it has recently been proven that not everyone in the NBA is good at managing the karma thing).

"Please tell me some of these stories about Los Angeles being the basketball capital of the world." - Red Auerbach

"质量是我们的尊严。服务是我们的电梯。" ("Quality is our dignity. Service is our lift.")

by Koshu on Jan 14, 2011 3:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course, he’s the Shawfather, so maybe he’ll just rig karma in his favor (it has recently been proven that not everyone in the NBA is good at managing the karma thing).

The Shawfather makes his own luck for sure ;) Scene: Moe Greene Rambis, Barzini Scott, Tataglia Westphal?, and Tessio Coach K all taken out left incapacitated (would not be able to answer the phone if the Lakers did call) followed out by some button men by order of Michael Kobe on the day the Lakers are too decide who the next don coach will be.

and yeah, yeah I know the Heat got their arses kicked, and Karma is a bitch and all ;)

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--Son Volt from the song "Windfall"

by mjtig on Jan 14, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont like brown

he has never really got along with players at his various coaching stops. I remember he alienated practically the entire olympic team when he coached them with his strict rules and that was a significant reason why they didnt go far that year. Please appoint the Shawfather once PJ calls it quits.

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

If Iverson,

Iverson!!!!!, can learn to respect and play for Brown, I think most others can. The only problem is that he is the exact antithesis of what most of our players have had to deal with their whole career. That’s why he’s not a good fit for me.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes pass the popcorn indeed

I guess I’ll fully get into detail of this once we are at that bridge

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by BrittneyM on Jan 13, 2011 8:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

fuck

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by desecrator09 on Jan 13, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

I'm not believing any Carmelo stuff until the trade officially happens

And even then i’ll be suspicious

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by LAL32 on Jan 13, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

really dont know why the Knicks would trade away Fields or Chandler for him

why mess with what is working? if melo was smart, he would wait until the offseason and sign as a FA instead of demanding NY to ship away key pieces for him.

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Melo is an all world talent

No one is willing to give Melo the respect he deserves

by Jevon O on Jan 14, 2011 5:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not Fields because he's the ultimate team player along with Turiaf

but I could see Chandler being traded for him. They’ll eventually have to get rid of someone if they want to take on that contract anyway.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought they have some cap space?

Just sign him when he is a free agent on something backloaded

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 14, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

they have some cap space

but they’d still have to trade someone in order to get him in the trade because Melo would want to be traded so he can still get his money.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

in all honesty

i hope the trade to NJN happens tomorrow

distracted nets = easier win

we will have already played the nets twice, so we won’t play melo in njn

plus, the next two times we play the nuggs we miss melo

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

needs to happen because I am sick of hearing about it

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

right up there with any report about that football guy..Farvruhrehurerer……..what ever

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by bigdeal1188 on Jan 14, 2011 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaws Dynasty is gonna be rediculas

Kevin Durant,Derrick Rose,Adam Morrison in his prime,and louis Williams

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by Czheck on Jan 13, 2011 9:04 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

lmfao

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by Czheck on Jan 13, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww damn, you had to show the booger pic?!

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

"rediculas"?

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Jan 13, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaw also has his own SBNation account:

http://www.sbnation.com/users/Brian%20Shaw

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

If Brian Shaw actually becomes head coach

the legends/photoshops are going to be epic

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by Czheck on Jan 13, 2011 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap.

Denver destroying Miami atm.

And LOL, did LeBron really take a game off with the ankle injury? What a bitch.

Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.

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by Saurav A. Das on Jan 13, 2011 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

pretty good game

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Jan 13, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Boring now, Nuggets up by 30.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

NUGGETS R RUNNIN UP TEH SCORE!!!11111111

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

...need to see that.

my swim team is making fun of me for not having seen
1) the hangover
2) the big lebowski
3) boondock saints

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

i know…

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

making a reference to the 2nd movie, which I havent seen yet, in fact I havent seen any of those movies

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

lol i knew that dude

which is why i responded with a dude. didn’t know that you haven’t watched it yet as well though dude. But even my coach was raggin on me for not having watched the hangover

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hangover is a FUNNY movie

its a must see

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

my bad

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

haha your bad for what?

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

didnt know he was trying to make a reference to the big lebowski

after I made a reference to it.

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh i see

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty good movie.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

great movie.

I own it. I’m a big Tarantino-movie fan.

Also, I just saw the Big Lebowski for the first time over this past Christmas. My husband bought it for me as a gag/white elephant type gift. I have no idea how I escaped seeing it before a month or so ago, but there you go. It was way better than I imagined it was going to be. I expected it to be funny, but stupid funny and I usually can’t stand stupid funny (think Dumb and Dumber) but this wasn’t at all like that. It had so many notable actors, all of whom I really like. Good flick.

by BigSkyCat on Jan 14, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Tarantino is overrated!!!

that is all.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

haven't seen the big lebowski whatever that is

i get weird looks for not knowing anything about monty python so it’s ok

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Jan 13, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Jan 13, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

94-64.

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Dex, wishing might not get the T-Mobile chick into your van, but this should help:

Assuming of course her name is Mary…and she’s 6.

Wait, that’s just wrong.

Never mind.

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

old enough to pee

old enough for me

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by LOOOeee on Jan 13, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ewwwww

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Jan 13, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That, my friend, is heinous.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

cfb: ***** cbb: * lad: ****** lal **************** cfc ****
IT'S CRACCCCQQQQIIIIIOOOOUUUU

by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, Pervy Perve McPerve.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

pedobear?

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Kobe Bryant does both.

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by imposibol on Jan 14, 2011 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm...

I’m not supposed to hand out cupcakes anymore, at least according to that snooty judge.

Please remember: it's not my fault your team sucks.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

delicious, nonetheless.

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Cupcakes that look like burgers :)

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by PeanutButterSpread on Jan 14, 2011 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I Can Has Cheez....wait a minute....

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by Joshua S on Jan 14, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

the T-mobile girl?

<3

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

no evy taft through

cfb: ***** cbb: * lad: ****** lal **************** cfc ****
IT'S CRACCCCQQQQIIIIIOOOOUUUU

by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

danmit i was hoping denver would get to a 100

instead they started chuckin

Fuck, I miss Ammo and winning.

by Madz on Jan 13, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

98-68 at the end of 3

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by LAL32 on Jan 13, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They have 12 more minutes.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

where's SCG?

this dude I follow posted this on his twitter:

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

cfb: ***** cbb: * lad: ****** lal **************** cfc ****
IT'S CRACCCCQQQQIIIIIOOOOUUUU

by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he bake them himself?

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so

he said on the tweet that they are “finished.”

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I want some

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

99bc99, i read your comment about your feelings towards the Cavs

That made me feel good. It was really sweet of you.

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by WaveOcean on Jan 13, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like LeBron's new team isn't that much of an upgrade

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by WaveOcean on Jan 13, 2011 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

"Isn't karma a b****?"

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by PeanutButterSpread on Jan 13, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

God don't like ugly.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

so he does not like lebron?

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IT'S CRACCCCQQQQIIIIIOOOOUUUU

by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 13, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody tweet that to LeBron, please.

Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.

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by Saurav A. Das on Jan 13, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

could apply to yesterday as well

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely applied to last night

How fitting instant karma it was that one night after tweeting “karma’s a b****” … the Heat end up losing. That’s karma right there. Tonight’s loss, was merely a great heaping of icing to top that karma.

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by PeanutButterSpread on Jan 13, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Heat lose their 11th game

no 72-10 for them.

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

82-0!!!!!! H3AT 4 L!F3!!!11!!!!!1!

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

KOBY RULEZ!!!!!1111111

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Better make a run on some Cracker Jacks!

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

basically blamed everyone but himself

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

classic lebron james huh?

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't even think there's a classic and non-classic

it’s just him. most spoiled athlete of all time.

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

way off topic but i was just curious

how do you compute points per possession? i get how you do it (divide total points by possessions) but how do you compute possessions? field goal attempts plus turnovers?

by jackpot on Jan 13, 2011 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

good question

dex should know

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah im pretty sure it includes them

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think points off FT attempts get factored in

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 13, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

free throw attempts

don’t count as possessions

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant as an individual possession

like a ft doesn’t count as a separate possession from the possession that led to fts. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds so confusing in writing

instead of being in my head.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This is different because...?

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

u le me lone

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I have missed you, darlin'!

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I missed this place too

but I’m definitely enjoying the fact that ATL is so bad at handling snow I’ve had no classes this week. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

yea

got not idea what that company is. lol. I’ll probably look it up now. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

he counts them by hand during games using spreadsheets

a possession ends in either a score, turnover. freethrows are part of one possesion, as well as offensive rebounds.

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

holy cr...

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

talking about dedication for dex

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by purple_gold on Jan 13, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

A possession starts when one team gets the ball and ends when either (a) the other team gets the ball back, or (b) the period/game ends.

For the PPP numbers you see on the site, I count them one by one to make it exact. If you want to make a rough estimate of a team’s possessions in a game, do this:

Estimated Possessions = 0.44*FTA + FGA + Turnovers – Offensive Rebounds

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i've seen such possession result in a team turnover on gamecast...

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Then someone screwed up

That shouldn’t go into the books as a TO. I don’t think I’ve seen that in an official play-by-play log. Might be just a Gamecast thing.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

gamecast does screw up quite a bit

like when the clippers were somehow scoreless in the first quarter

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but...

In my calculations I disregard end-period possessions where a team has like, 0.6 seconds and doesn’t really attempt to make a play.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

If a team actually tries to score on the possession, I’ll count it. But if a guy’s just dribbling the clock out at halfcourt, I won’t.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ohh now i get it

how about the thing you do with players points in this number of attempts (including free throw attempts)?

by jackpot on Jan 13, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, when I say that a player “has scored X points in Y shots (including free-throw possessions),” the denominator – in other words, what I’m counting as a “shot” – includes (a) officially recorded field-goal attempts and (b) trips to the free-throw line for two or three shots. So, say Kobe does this…

  • Field-goal attempt
  • Field-goal attempt
  • Missed shot, but fouled, so 2 free-throws
  • Field-goal attempt with an “and one” free throw

In the official box score it’s reflected as 3 FGAs and 3 FTAs. But I convert it into a common currency and say he took “4 shots.”

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

figured that was the gist of it.

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

so if we get fouled

and miss the second freethrow, get the offensive board, and the process repeats itself, we could get like 10 points in one possession? kewl

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm.....

While Shaw has been groomed to be a head coach, it still kind of terrifies me to think this would be his first gig as the head coach.

It still a long ways into the future. Thats something for “future us” to worry about.

by AndyV on Jan 13, 2011 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

RAILLY's first gig was with the lakers...

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaw is not Riley though.We don't know yet. He might be the biggest mistake or a new gem in the rough.

Is it times like these that we go with young and familiarity or experienced and new?

I really don’t have a set opinion on who should be the next coach. I hear McMilian is in his last year in Portland. Should they try to go for Coach K again? Just like Carol, I think he eventually will go pro.

Im just trying to ruffle feathers.

by AndyV on Jan 13, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

if we knew that the current era of the Lakers was ending with Phil's last season as Lakers coach

then we could probably go for someone other than shaw.

however, if we are going to try to continue to win with KobeGasolOdomFishBynum, then familiarity has increased importance.

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

TNT were showing highlights of the T-Wolves-Wiz game, and I swear I saw Darko do a behind the back dribble…

It’s probably a Jedi Mind Trick though…

Incomplete, idiot.

by angelofdeath on Jan 13, 2011 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

Spamming

Christmas was approaching. Everyone must was looking forward to it and was preparing for it.

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by CalLadLal on Jan 13, 2011 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

lol

nice new pic Dex

it says “I’m pondering your argument, but it is invalid”

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

somehow I omitted it from the original draft

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm talking about your profile pic

self drawn?

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh - that

No, not a self portrait. An artist’s rendition. Thought I’d use it as an avatar for a while at least.

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 13, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

looks dope

I like it

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a good thought

And I am agreeing with it

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by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yes,

it does look cool.

It’s VERY different from his actual photo if you ask me (I think it has to do with the hair) but I love it when people change their profile pics and when they post either a picture or a likeness of themselves (makes them seem more real or something), as it keeps things interesting.

by BigSkyCat on Jan 14, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually do look like Huey.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I take back all previous

flirtatious comments.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL, you can't help but love me.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

A tall revolutionist

who looks like a dude. I’ll pass. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

diary of a mad revolutionist???

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

God, please keep Tyler Fucking Perry from making a movie of that!

It would star Janet Jackson and Rick Fox.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

with a special guest appearance

from himself. lol

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by Marty Mart on Jan 14, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree.

Nicolas Cage is horrible.

Michael Bay is too

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicolas Cage is the worst actor in the world.

What makes Tyler Perry worse than the worst is that he isn’t even an actor so he should stop doing it.

Michael Bay doesn’t act in his own stuff, does he? I don’t know anything about that.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

I was talking about M.B being bad at making movies. lol

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that, yes. Yes he is.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The man abused and exploited my childhood!

The Transformers is a sexed up laughing stock and the rest of his movies will make Navy guys seasick.

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by Joshua S on Jan 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Blows shit up

better than anyone else though. He could never really do a film with too much dialogue though. Once more and more dialogue comes in, it really shows his inability to properly portray what he wants, except explosions which is what most people want to see anyways from his films. lol.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 15, 2011 5:19 AM PST up reply actions  

They're not all bad

he just needs to stop putting himself in them.

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by Marty Mart on Jan 15, 2011 5:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It's great.

But now it will take a bit longer to pick out your comments without having the purple and gold DF to hone in on.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I love T-Mobile girl!

[swoons]

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:30 PM PST reply actions  

Catherine Zeta-J?

^^ I kid, I know you’re talking about the new one, but I kinda miss CZJ, just like I miss the 1-800-Collect1 (don’t know if I typed that correctly) commercials with Alyssa Milano.

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by PeanutButterSpread on Jan 13, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember those commercials!

lol. :)

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

we seem to be in agreement then

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a room

Incomplete, idiot.

by angelofdeath on Jan 13, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree with this thought. I am already in a room

And so is blue probably. I have no desire to leave said room and join blue in w/e room he is in. No wishes for you

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm on a horse.

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 13, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on a horse.

That’s what… nah, it’s too easy…

Incomplete, idiot.

by angelofdeath on Jan 13, 2011 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Your tickets...

Are now ripped up.

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 13, 2011 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm... might have to do a poll on this

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by DexterFishmore on Jan 14, 2011 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Wonder when we'll see this.
RT @djskee: RT @SKEETOX: With @djskee Shooting Skeetox video for Purp & Yellow with @theGame, @snoopdog, @RonArtestcom and @matt_barnes22.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:24 AM PST reply actions  

If Shannon ever gets a tattoo on his neck or face, I hope Monica kicks his ass.

If she doesn’t, I will.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL, another Tard Ard Rd D.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankee Oscar Uniform

Alpha Romeo Echo
Delta Oscar India November Golf
India Tango
Whiskey Romeo Oscar November Golf

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by gen!e on Jan 14, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, did just what I meant to do.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha I got it....

To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman

by Ray DLC on Jan 14, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I know

Saw u do it earlier to shaq43

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Jan 14, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You think getting a tat on his neck is bad...check this out

Gucci mane got one on his face after getting released from a metal health facility…smh

by lakergirl on Jan 14, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

rofl

Just rofl

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like they released him too early.

Mint chocolate chip with a sprinkle of lightning from the looks of it.

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

"Yo, mang, gimme one on my cheek. Make it, uh, oh yeah, make it a ice cream cone, wit, uh, lightnin' bolts.

Whatchu mean you don’t do that? I want a ice cream cone with lightnin’ bolts comin’ out da top. Right here on my face. Yeah, right dere. Cool, mang. Get to it. YEAH BOYEEE!"

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by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

sounds just like him

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

"ice cream on my face, with a lightning bolt. ice cream on my face with a lightning bolt."

(sing to the tune of Lemonade. lol.)

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by Marty Mart on Jan 15, 2011 5:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yo

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 14, 2011 12:25 AM PST reply actions  

g'night!

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by shaqfor3 on Jan 14, 2011 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

that’s my future baby momma

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

Her name is Carly Foulkes btw

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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, Larry Brown

Dude would bench Bynum and play Ratliff 30 minutes a game because he “plays the right way.” One of the worst personnel decision-makers in the league. Augustin over Lopez, trading a future first for Ajinca and then giving up on him, and whatnot.

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by Ben R on Jan 14, 2011 1:58 AM PST reply actions  

Imo, Shaw is better to replace Phil for the sake of continuity of triangle O with current squad, well at least 3-4 years or may be till kobe retired

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by rs850_Lakers on Jan 14, 2011 7:38 AM PST reply actions  

look what the Machine said:
“People that played for Phil and know him, they know him very well and he likes to play mind games with people,‘’ Vujacic said. "And if you’re good enough, he’s going to do that until you break. And I just didn’t want to break; I didn’t want to do anything stupid or anything, that would cost me later on, so – his mind games of playing me two or three minutes, pulling me out for every mistake, actually made me stronger, mentally, and made me work even harder. So it helped me to become better.’’

Personally Sasha, it was like 20 secs not 2 mins. LOL

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 8:18 AM PST reply actions  

Aww, let him have his fantasy.

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Look what he's doing for NJ.

The dude can play, Phil just wasn’t the right coach for him.

Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.

"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail

by Saurav A. Das on Jan 14, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

He's not really playing that well for New Jersey...

Just “okay”

He could be doing the same thing in LA and we’d be losing. He’s still making some tough mistakes over there in NJ

by Jevon O on Jan 14, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

"Hell no to Larry Brown"!!!

To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman

by Ray DLC on Jan 14, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

"Hell no to Larry Brown"

Tim Duncan wins championships. Vince Carters fills the arenas.
Kobe Bryant does both.

The ideal way to win a championship is step by step.
-Phil Jackson

by imposibol on Jan 14, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

"hell no to Larry Brown"

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Jan 14, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Why didn't you type...

Hotel Echo Lima Lima November Oscar Tango Oscar Lima Alpha Romeo Romeo Yankee Bravo Romeo Oscar Whiskey November?

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you put a bounty on my head

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Jan 14, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL, like that's stopped you before.

And, yes, I did.

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hotel Echo Lima Lima November Oscar Tango Oscar Lima Alpha Romeo Romeo Yankee Bravo Romeo Oscar Whiskey November

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Jan 18, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So who would win......

in a fight to the death, the Shawfather or Chuck Norris?

by chris z on Jan 14, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahaha.

Shawfather would use his Ninjitsu and be a ninja, in an enclosed room with LED lights everywhere.

He cannot be stopped. He gave Sauron the One Ring.

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
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by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha....

I like the Shawfather jokes, they remind me of the Chuck Norris jokes but bettter and funnier.

by chris z on Jan 14, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Shawfather wouldnt even have to lift his hand.

He would call upon AMMO and Intagibles to banish Chuck Norris from the universe.

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Jan 18, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW

This is my first time posting something. I always enjoy reading all of the articles written on this site. My fav. is reading the comments though. Most of the comments are pretty clever and funny. Keep up the good work Dex and everyone else as well.

by chris z on Jan 14, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

thanks man!

Hope to see you around some mo’

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916

by bluexfalcon on Jan 14, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no problem mang

SoCalGal is effing funny too.

by chris z on Jan 14, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, you make me blush.

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to commenting!

"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant

Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Jan 14, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

:o)

Thanks SoCalGal, people at my office look at me all crazy when I’m reading a lot of the comments. But some times I can’t help it’s just too funny.

by chris z on Jan 14, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome Chris!!

u are approved to be commenting here according to Sarge! lol

Sarge Clemins

by Big John Stud on Jan 14, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Never Byron

I love Byron Scott. He brought me many happy moments during the 80s but as a coach never. He was at the helm of the 2 most lopsided losses I can remember. A 121 – 63 loss to the nuggets when he was the hornet coach and the 112- 57 debacle the other night. 2 games were the opponent almost doubled their points. The 121- 63 loss was my biggest argument against him. Then add the 112 – 57 loss to that resume, where the lakers were 1 bucket away from doubling their points. something i have never seen. It says too much about him as a coach. His players quit on him.

by John Blazington on Jan 14, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

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