Lakers 112 - Cavs 57: No, you are (probably) not hallucinating.
Unless you're on meds or something, in which case WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SURFING THE WEB? Get to a doctor, man, safety first yeah? Anyways, it's perfectly understandable why one may second-guess their state of sanity/sobriety upon glancing at that score; but I assure you, last night's game did in fact occur and the Cleveland Cavaliers did indeed lose by 55 points to our Los Angeles Lakers (and LeBron James indeed does remain a jackass).
I could summarise or recap this game in an in-depth manner, but I'm fairly sure that could lead to me being prosecuted for promoting violence and torture, so I'll let this play sum up the game:
Yep, that was an NBA Game, folks, not the And-1 Mixtape Tour.
The Lakers beat down the Cavs so bad that it made the record-books, as the equal lowest points scored by Cleveland in the shot clock era, the lowest points allowed by the Lakers in the shot-clock era (second-lowest was 66), and the largest Laker margin of victory since 1972 (the year in which they won 33 games in a row). Hell, the Lakers looked on track to hold the Cavaliers to the lowest point total EVER in the shot-clock era (49) until Phil took Bynum out, and the Lakers paint defense subsequently fell off (Pau, for all his benefits, is simply not a protector of the paint in the true sense). Perhaps most impressive is that at one point in the first half, the Lakers led by 30 whilst Kobe Bryant had only taken one field goal attempt. So what was it that led to this beatdown of historical proportions, you ask? Well it was a culmination of three primary factors:
The Lakers can defend just fine when they want to:
When the Lakers were successful early on in this season, it was credited to the offense; and the idea was that as offense was a matter of skill and not efficiency, the Lakers were better equipped to win lazy, as CA Clark highlighted. However, the flip-side of that was that when the offense was not clicking the Lakers possessed little or no wherewithal to grind games out and win low-scoring contests, due to their lack of defense, as was highlighted with gory detail in their three-game losing streak this season, in which their offensive efficiency averaged out to a painful 90.3, resulting in them getting blown out in all three contests, as they could not find the capability to lock down their opponent and hold them to less points than what they themselves could manage.
This was in stark contrast to last season, in which, despite subpar stretches later on in the season, their defense overall was of a very high standard, but their offense often struggled to generate enough points for them to get the win. Considering the core of this team has not really changed from season to season, it was evident that somewhere deep down the Lakers still possessed the ability to lock down defensively, but they were struggling to find it due to lack of use.
The last two games, however, have shown that the Lakers can indeed still draw upon that defensive monster under the surface. I do acknowledge that this is in extremely small sample size, nor do I believe the Lakers will maintain this standard of defense throughout the season - quite the opposite, in fact; but it does reveal that the proverbial switch is not broken - just extremely small and hard to find behind all the Lakers' championship rings.
Phil Jackson after the New York game, in which his Lakers held the League-leaders in scoring to approximately 20 points below their season average, that the Lakers 'could definitely win a Championship with [that] type of defense', and this game certainly does nothing to make him want to retract that statement. Now all the Lakers need to do is hold a playoff team to a six-point quarter.
What's intriguing is that these last two games are arguably the two greatest Regular Season defensive performances of this modern incarnation of the Los Angeles Lakers. Thus, it would be interesting to discover the source of this newfound defensive talent. Is it the new defensive scheme Phil spoke of implementing (whose effectiveness is helped in no small part by Andrew Bynum)? Is it health? Is it the new personnel? Is it Derek Fisher's defense seeming tangibly improved (interesting fact - he leads the team in steals per game)? Is it simply Andrew Bynum's monstrous presence in the paint?
The Lakers' mentality has shifted:
I would be inclined to credit much of this improvement to Andrew Bynum, whom the Lakers have gone 7-1 with since his insertion into the starting lineup. The Lakers once again play 'bully-ball', pounding the rock inside and protecting the paint, instead of playing tentative, and from what I can tell that's mainly on Drew. And, as far as I'm concerned, the Lakers' post defense has transformed from 'The Twin Towers' to 'Andrew Bynum and help'. He has received exceptional help from perimeter players ducking down low for steals, particularly backcourt mates Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher, but in terms of a traditional presence in the paint, he is the Lakers' Alpha and Omega.
Likely the overarching catalyst in all this, however, is embarrassment. The Lakers were being (rightfully) doubted, being embarrassed on their home floor. Maybe they finally decided to start giving a shit about the Regular Season, if only to send a message. In which case, it will be interesting to see how long this lasts - the Lakers certainly won't keep holding teams to record-low performances, or even season-low performances, for the remainder of the season; but any improvement over their prior malaise will be well-appreciated.
They've also shifted back from being an offensively-minded team, as they started the season, to a defensively-inclined team. This is always welcome, as although it requires more effort, it is far more reliable. Whilst sometimes on offense your shots may not fall, particularly out on the perimeter, the knowledge that you can and will effectively limit teams on the other end of the floor is a good thing to fall back on, and with Andrew's newfound power down low the Lakers can simply lock down on D and pound the post during their offensive droughts, a strategy sure to pay off.
The Cleveland Cavaliers really, really suck:
No offense to the Cavs fans that frequent this blog, but right now there is no other way to put it. Whilst LeBron/Miami Heat fanboys may hastily and gleefully pin this all on the lack of LeBron, and claim the team's success was solely due to the talent of LeBron and his teammates were the reason he did not win a ring in Cleveland, it's essential to take a step back and look at the broader picture of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
When LeBron was here, the team was solely built around him. He was their sole creator, and former Cavs' GM Danny Ferry did his utmost best to surround LeBron with highly effective complementary pieces, namely shooters. LeBron is a superlative drive-and-kick player, and as such Danny Ferry built the best three-point shooting team in the League around him. When the Cavaliers eventually learnt that three-point shooting is not always reliable, they added a veteran, solid post presence in Shaquille O'Neal. On the defensive end, they relied on strong team defensive schemes as well as the anchor of Andersen Varejao; with LeBron playing an effective free safety with his athleticism. Perhaps their only truly bad move was acquiring Antawn Jamison. Whilst Jamison was a good-player, he primarily created for himself, something impossible to do when playing with someone as ball-dominant as LeBron, unless LeBron respected you enough to properly share the ball. As such, that move was a bust, but the Cavaliers were still a formidable team built around LeBron, and whilst not the greatest talent-wise, they were the best-engineered team in terms of fit that could be built around a player like LeBron.
The downside of this, of course, is that without LeBron being the core and creator, the team is next to useless. They are completely lost on offense without any true dribble-penetrator/creator, and have no true post scorer either. The team is a bunch of complementary pieces without a star. Even their defense has fallen apart as they do not have any size to speak of due to the losses of Shaquille O'Neal and Zydraunas Ilgauskas. The team was truly gutted, with the only holdovers from last season being Mo Williams, Andersen Varejao, Daniel Gibson, Antawn Jamison, Leon Powe, Anthony Parker, JJ Hickson and Jawad Williams - all complementary pieces. Their new recruits are pretty much all young, inexperienced players. And then the injury bug hit - Varejao has been lost for the season, and they currently have 5 other players injured. The Cavs need a doctor (just wanted an excuse to post that song - WARNING NSFW lyrics).
The team is truly at its rock-bottom now, as Antawn Jamison himself stated; and it's unlikely that the Lakers could have eviscerated any other team in this League as thoroughly as they did to Cleveland tonight. Hell, it's doubtful that the Lakers could have even done that to Cleveland, any other time. Nonetheless, a record-breaking performance like this is always something to be impressed by.
Every Laker played well tonight, from the vets all the way down to the rookies. Even Derek Fisher had a significantly positive tangible input on this game, and Ron Artest continued his streak of good games, most impressively from the perimeter instead of solely from the post. The only possible criticism is Phil waiting so long to take Pau and Lamar out of the game (they didn't come out till the 6:22 mark in the fourth), but in fairness he was trying to get them out from the 7-minute mark onwards, there just weren't any stoppages in play. I'm sure many would have liked to see all the starters rest the entire fourth (if not the third as well), particularly with a game against the Golden State Warriors today; but the Lakers quite realistically needed to rest the bench, as I don't think it's very likely the 35-year old Joe Smith or 270-pound Derrick Caracter could play a full quarter straight, particularly considering the lack of stoppages in play in a blowout.
112-57, folks. My only regret is that the Lakers didn't score two more points to double the Cavs' score, something I don't think has ever been done in the NBA since the advent of the shot clock in 1955.
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lol a mouse pic
havent seen many of those ones
Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall
by desecrator09 on Jan 12, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Actually, it's a cross-eyed possum born in Germany. Her name is Heidi.
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64
You actually named it
Lol
"Hardwork beats talent when talent fails to work hard"-Norm Nixon
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
by BrittneyM on Jan 12, 2011 3:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
LOL, that's the name they gave her at the zoo.
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64
Best line last night was from Rick Kamla on NBATV during halftime...
… when they showed the Shannon Brown midcourt shot: “Now the Lakers are just rubbing the Cavs’ noses in it. The Lakers are already up by 2 million…”
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"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
Sorry to nitpick but ...............
“Danny Ferry did his utmost best to surround LeBron with highly effective complementary pieces, namely shooters……..Perhaps their only truly bad move was acquiring Antawn Jamison……..they were the best-engineered team in terms of fit that could be built around a player like LeBron.”
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Umm, you do recall his signing Larry Hughes, right? Between Sasha Pavlovic and Damon Jones, who would you consider a “shooter”? By shooter, I mean not just someone who shoots the ball but actually shoots it into the net.
Ferry also refused to trade Wally Szczerbiak and his expiring contract for a player who could play defense, rebound, pass, something, anything in order to preserve their chemistry.
LBJ is a douche, no doubt about it, but that organization is thoroughly incompetent from the top down.
Two things.
The Cavs were such enablers any decision had to be approved by LeBron – he wanted Szczerbiak to say.
And when I say LeBron was surrounded by complementary pieces that matched him perfectly, I’m talking about the last two seasons, where the Cavs led the League in Regular Season Wins, the not the Larry Hughes days.
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 12, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
Enabling = Incompetence
However, since the Mavs signed Pavlovic to a 10 d contract and gave him 16 min of playing time tonight (and Cuban knows more about basketball than anyone including Boy Toy Jackson), maybe I was wrong about the Cavs.
Not sure if serious.
(and Cuban knows more about basketball than anyone including Boy Toy Jackson)
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64
Sarcasm
Though Phil does need a new nickname, Zen Master is getting old.
Ah, okay. Couldn't be sure 'cuz I'm sure Cuban really does believe this.
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64
New eminem song?
Best. Recap. Ever.
Thanks saurav!
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
It's an unmastered leak.
The vocals sound a bit spaced and the beat is atrocious. When Dre fixes the technical stuff up that will sound beastly. Dunno if it’ll be on Detox, as it’s not really Dre’s style, but it’s definitely Em’s style and may well be on his next album. The lyrics don’t even need comment.
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 13, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
This, however, may well be on Detox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yo-PtNYeD4&feature=fvst
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 13, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
the Laker-show MONKEY STOMPED the FOOK out them boys!
"I was trying to win the damn game. We were playing like [expletive], we all were, so I was just trying to get something going, trying to pump a little energy to us and it just didn't work out. But Phil doesn't really care how many shots I take, he just wants me to take them inside of the offense. [Sunday] was one of those days where I was like, '[Expletive] the triangle, I need to get myself going and try to save this damn game,' and it just didn't work out."
chose the game vs the knicks in the poll
they are much much much much better offensively than the cavs.
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Cavs game wasnt D-fence. Kinda hard to get near the MOAT when you cant even get passing lanes
or when you try to drive it somebody is poking out your hands. That D-fence was infectious. they wanted to make a statement. Sure Cleveland is terrible but when other “good” teams are blowing them out by 20 points and you more than doulble it…..you done good by the D-fensive gods.
"I was trying to win the damn game. We were playing like [expletive], we all were, so I was just trying to get something going, trying to pump a little energy to us and it just didn't work out. But Phil doesn't really care how many shots I take, he just wants me to take them inside of the offense. [Sunday] was one of those days where I was like, '[Expletive] the triangle, I need to get myself going and try to save this damn game,' and it just didn't work out."
by Big John Stud on Jan 12, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Zen

"I was trying to win the damn game. We were playing like [expletive], we all were, so I was just trying to get something going, trying to pump a little energy to us and it just didn't work out. But Phil doesn't really care how many shots I take, he just wants me to take them inside of the offense. [Sunday] was one of those days where I was like, '[Expletive] the triangle, I need to get myself going and try to save this damn game,' and it just didn't work out."
by Big John Stud on Jan 12, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Wow
I’ve gotta feel bad for the Cavs here. But nice to see the Lakers continue to play well recently anyways.
"I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot."- Kobe Bryant
Please come back Andy!
I have to think that Varajeo would have reduced the margin by like 10-15
Just by virtue of having a competent interior defender out there, but yeah, this team is awful. Good part is that there’s no clear #1 pick so whether they end up with Perry Jones, Kyrie Irving, Harrison Barnes, Enes Kanter, or Jared Sullinger, it will all be a big improvement.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Sullinger....great at college ball....
but will be an NBA dissapointment
Sarge Clemins
by Big John Stud on Jan 12, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
Why?
He has a great motor, good hands, and generally nice awareness and effort on both ends. Absolutely no reason he can’t be as good as say Scola or even better.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
meh,
just a feeling….lol
although id love for “white mike” to do good
Sarge Clemins
by Big John Stud on Jan 12, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
he will be because even though he's undersized
the whole nba is full of undersized frontcourts outside of teams like us and Boston. He’d struggle mightily against one of those frontcourts but he’ll be great against pretty much everyone else
Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall
by desecrator09 on Jan 12, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Because of those 2 teams being so suckassness
Imma have to vote neither performance by lakers d was all that impressive though a 50 point beatdown is just unexplainable by an NBA team, I have to give lakers kudos for that however when they do this to the Spurs and Dallas and Boston during the regular season then I will happily gush all over their defense until then keep the wins coming LA
"Hardwork beats talent when talent fails to work hard"-Norm Nixon
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
by BrittneyM on Jan 12, 2011 3:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions
The Knicks offense is far from 'suckass'..
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 12, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
damn...
ok im now convinced that when im not watching these laker games they win..good job guys!!!keep it up..
Defense wins championships.3peat baby!!!
OT, but I think my whole country is going underwater..
2012 is coming a year early, apparently.
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
The floods that are actually serious, 2 days' drive away.
Those floods are waayy up north. Scary shit though, that’s our third-largest city and surrounds (nearly 2/3rds of our East Coast – and virtually all our population is on the East Coast) nearly completely under water; and now our second-largest city’s had moderate flash flooding in certain areas. I was driving on the freeway, and within the space of literally a minute the conditions changed from moderate rain to storm + a half-foot deep of water on the roads.
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 12, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
Damn, that's really bad. I have a friend here whose family is in Sydney I believe. But they have some friends who've been affected.
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64
Sydney's safe, at least.
No way they’ll ever be affected by major flooding.
But now I’m hearing a there’s a tropical cyclone offshore near the Gold Coast…. brilliant.
Kobe Bryant used to be a fourth-quarter assassin. Now older, Kobe's impact is completely intangible in the fourth. Why? He's too busy chillin' on the bench after murdering the third.
"KB#8 wanted to show and prove that he was the best, and hence he would sometimes sacrifice his team in order to show it.
KB#24 KNOWS he is the best." - grail
by Saurav A. Das on Jan 12, 2011 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
Yikes. You guys stay safe, wherever you all may be!
"2010 was a kick ass year." - Kobe Bryant
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

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