Amare Chose Nash Over Kobe, and Other "News"
Remember Amare Stoudemire, the guy Pau Gasol humiliated in the Western Conference Finals to the point he started crying like a little baby right there on the court* and fled the conference in shame? Back in 2004, he told the Phoenix Suns not to sign Kobe Bryant. In possibly related news, the Phoenix Suns still haven't won an NBA championship.
Anger my readers, Paul Coro of the Arizona Republic:
The question ownership asked to me was, "Who do I want - Jason Kidd, Steve Nash or Kobe Bryant?" I said Steve. Over Kobe. At the time, Kobe had a reputation for being selfish and Steve was the ultimate point guard. I felt like that's what we needed. We had Joe Johnson and Shawn Marion. We just didn't have a PG to control tempo.
That's not a very incendiary quote, but it's Labor Day weekend and nothing else is going on, so let's just pretend it is.
* = possible embellishment
Jerry Buss - is being sued by a completely sane man in Kentucky who claims that Buss sold him Jeannie on eBay and promised him a janitorial job when he got out of prison.
Audrina Patridge - drew 600 new visitors to Silver Screen and Roll when I mentioned her in my Dancing With the Stars post a week ago, so I'm just going to start dropping her name randomly on the site. Like this: Audrina Patridge.
Speaking of DWTS - Former Laker Rick Fox is a 4-to-1 favorite to win the competition, which this guy thinks is a great injustice.
Your horrible Laker YouTube video of the day - is after the jump. It doesn't feature any homemade jewelry or child molester breathing, but it's still pretty good.
Happy long weekend, y'all.
Follow Dex on Twitter here.
127 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
LOLWUT
Jerry Buss – is being sued by a completely sane man in Kentucky who claims that Buss sold him Jeannie on eBay and promised him a janitorial job when he got out of prison.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
ummmmmm what? lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just post this image. It's related to the site. :)

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
wat to go Blue!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Is that Audrina P(something)???
Well do I really want to know?….. nah so I’ll move on.
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
oops i forgot to say this picture of me from last night is relevant to this site too
I got Wheaties!!!
epic
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Did you record a rap video next to the statue?
If not, I think that’s something you should consider.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO DEX!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 6, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
KEWL!
I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)
HOTT.....so is mama! lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 6, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, that line was dope.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Oh, she wearing Lakers Purple

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
shes aite. not my type though. her knees are too pointy
by theshmoes on Sep 3, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
LMAO shmoes!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Captions for this one?
Happiest Manta Ray in the world.
Hrmm, my pizza with extra-olives doesn’t float after all.
The water is warm, right?
Purple and gold are my favorite colors. Check that, purple is my favorite color.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
wow!
breath taking
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
yawn
Visit The Bernel Zone
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
lol... it's just preference...
i prefer girls like this girl…


Visit The Bernel Zone
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
omg!
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
check this out, JB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1BfFdrKmNc&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHCT808nuWg&feature=related
Visit The Bernel Zone
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
dam
there are words to describe how hot this woman is.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
*there are no words
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
lol
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
lmao
+1
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
MMMMMMMMMM...........niiiiice
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
she's pretty nice,
but i think i’d rather just go to the Laker game to see this:

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Sep 4, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
mamma mia!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
She seems nice...
Very nice.
I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)
Very, very nice.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
lmao
A Celtics fan is trying to pick a fight with me now on that 2011 season predictions vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xso3xO5Gt9s
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Hahahahahahahaha
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao
You gave that kid 2K views.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
I was just about to say
At what point does he start to wonder how his shitty little video has over 2.1K views?
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have a feeling he'll produce more semi-mustached analysis videos
I can only hope they’re as dope as the pendant video you posted Dex.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
went back there to see it again
OMG, can’t stop lolling!
You guys are nuts!!!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
btw
great L. Monroe impersonation by arche91reborn. Who is he?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Screen name?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
arch91reborn?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
yep
I left er um, a new comment on it.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
You guys have been getting crazy
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
it's a great source of
laughter though ;-p
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
imma post there agiaN TOO!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy likes boxing and ...
The Lakers?
Cool. I remember a movie about boxing, it was Rocky 5. It was a sensational success, due in no small part to the heartfelt acting of one Tommy “The Machine Gun” Morrison. Rocky 5 is a tale of good triumphing over evil, of greatness overcoming stench.
A lot like the 2010 Laker championship season, maybe you can see where I’m going with this. Like Rocky 5, the Lakers have their own Morrison. You know him as Adam.
Unlike Tommy, however, our Morrison will not succumb to sex, drugs and madness (like Delonte West), but will instead make an important impact on the world as we now know it by being both peace keeper, artist, and starting Small Forward for the Bakersfield Flash.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
by 99bc99 on Sep 3, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
LOL
epic
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
Fuckin BC!!! so damn random!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Stoudemire
" We made a connection, a full on chemical reaction brought by dark divine intervention...yeah you are shining light...."
Amare
Like he’s never been selfish..ME ME ME ME!
" We made a connection, a full on chemical reaction brought by dark divine intervention...yeah you are shining light...."
the guy who said buss sold jeanie to him looks like karl pilkington


"our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius
Free candy?
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
where?
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Hmm
Not sure.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Damn
Her name is like on the tip of my tongue!!
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
It's a great mystery!
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Rick
but I’m pulling for KURT WARNER to win it! WOOOHOOOO GO KURT!
I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)
think so too
Kurt has better footwork. But why the efff does he have to join this damn show!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Remember Amare Stoudemire, the guy Pau Gasol humiliated in the Western Conference Finals to the point he started crying like a little baby right there on the court* and fled the conference in shame? Back in 2004, he told the Phoenix Suns not to sign Kobe Bryant. In possibly related news, the Phoenix Suns still haven’t won an NBA championship.
You are a class act.
/sarcasm
"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
TURRIBLE!
Meh, get over it.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
BTW, Jaxis, I am highly offended by your pic of Charles Barkley with a big donut in front of his face.
Rude to the extreme. Please change your avatar before posting here on SS&R again. TYVM.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
rofl
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Umm... if that's the sort of thing that offends you
You’re very possibly on the wrong site. I assure that I can be much, much less classy than that.
/notbeingatallsarcastic
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 8, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
That's the Dex we know and worship.
{bows down}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
JFC
Somehow this quote become a Fanshot over at Bright Side of the Sun that has everyone clutching their pearls and landing on their fainting couches…
http://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2010/9/6/1672845/have-you-seen-the-quote-about
I mean, seriously? I write more offensive shit than this all the time. People can’t take a joke about an opposing player that’s both (a) incredibly mild, and (b) so obviously a joke that it’s included in the LOL WUT section and, oh by the way, I INCLUDED A FUCKING ASTERISK IN THE SENTENCE TO INDICATE THAT IT’S A JOKE ? I even tacked the following on to the Amare discussion (in regard to his Kobe comments):
That’s not a very incendiary quote, but it’s Labor Day weekend and nothing else is going on, so let’s just pretend it is.
How many GD ways do I have to indicate that something’s being written tongue-in-cheek? Either everyone over there is massively oversensitive, or their reading comprehension skills are poor beyond all description.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 8, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Either everyone over there is massively oversensitive, or their reading comprehension skills are poor beyond all description.
Both. Lack of humor will do that to you.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Lack of Championships will do that to you as well.
"He had eyes in his ears." Chick Hearn, on Magic Johnson
These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.- Kobe Bryant
by CleverName(here) on Sep 8, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
damn right!
welcome, BTW.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Just makes me appreciate that people here can take a joke and that not everything is always so serious.
I love all the crazy personalities we have on SS&R, especially our mods.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
hmmmm...
yep, our mods are crazy. Specially that one who posts them cats. Insulting Amar’e, the nerve! Didn’t he know some other blog’s gonna cry buckets? ;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
u would
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Sounds like they have a bunch of sandy vaginas.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LMFWAO
Wish this was in the C-A-C thread.
it would have won my favorite random comment……..
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
rotfl!
your mean!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
classic quotable!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
yeah sand in their clits!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Best shit EVAR DEXter
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I think this was Dex's best EVAR.
“In contact with” does not mean “received an offer from” Quick answer, RA37thriller: in case my myriad comments on this subject somehow haven’t communicated this point, I don’t give a shit whether a Laker or Celtic great has ever switched sides. Imagine someone who really, really cares about that issue. Now imagine someone who basically doesn’t care at all. Now imagine someone who cares way less than that second person. That third person is me.
I root for the Lakers to win. That’s what I care about. That’s all I care about. I’m interested in who plays for other teams to the extent, and only to the extent, that it affects the Lakers’ chances of winning. Shaq can do whatever he damn well wants with his life, because at this point in his career he’s a spent force. Nothing he does is going to affect whether the Lakers win next year. Therefore, not a single molecule in my body gives a shit about whether he plays for the Celtics.
I’m trying to think of different ways I can express my utter, profound indifference to the issue but obviously I’m failing. You are free to be miserable, indignant, outraged and flabbergasted to the point that you’re leaking bodily fluids about this, but there are no combination of words, letters or phonetic characters from the English or any other language that you can possibly assemble that will cause me to have any emotional or intellectual reaction to information about Shaq signing with Boston.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Aug 5, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
kiss ass
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Jealous much?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
If you're asking if I want to be in Dex's position?
Yes.
;-)
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
???
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
I was saying that no one kisses my ass.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
[opens mouth to talk]
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
well EXCUUUUUSE me
and i agree with Blue…..kiss ass lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I third the motion! lol!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
I third the motion, lol!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL, come on, Dex doesn't even like me. Why would I do such a thing as kiss his ass?
{opens candy bar from man hidden in maroon van}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions

by 

























