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Amare Chose Nash Over Kobe, and Other "News"

Remember Amare Stoudemire, the guy Pau Gasol humiliated in the Western Conference Finals to the point he started crying like a little baby right there on the court* and fled the conference in shame? Back in 2004, he told the Phoenix Suns not to sign Kobe Bryant. In possibly related news, the Phoenix Suns still haven't won an NBA championship.

Anger my readers, Paul Coro of the Arizona Republic:

The question ownership asked to me was, "Who do I want - Jason Kidd, Steve Nash or Kobe Bryant?" I said Steve. Over Kobe. At the time, Kobe had a reputation for being selfish and Steve was the ultimate point guard. I felt like that's what we needed. We had Joe Johnson and Shawn Marion. We just didn't have a PG to control tempo.

That's not a very incendiary quote, but it's Labor Day weekend and nothing else is going on, so let's just pretend it is.

* = possible embellishment

Jerry Buss - is being sued by a completely sane man in Kentucky who claims that Buss sold him Jeannie on eBay and promised him a janitorial job when he got out of prison.

Audrina Patridge - drew 600 new visitors to Silver Screen and Roll when I mentioned her in my Dancing With the Stars post a week ago, so I'm just going to start dropping her name randomly on the site. Like this: Audrina Patridge.

Speaking of DWTS - Former Laker Rick Fox is a 4-to-1 favorite to win the competition, which this guy thinks is a great injustice.

Your horrible Laker YouTube video of the day -  is after the jump. It doesn't feature any homemade jewelry or child molester breathing, but it's still pretty good.

Happy long weekend, y'all.

Star-divide

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Jerry Buss – is being sued by a completely sane man in Kentucky who claims that Buss sold him Jeannie on eBay and promised him a janitorial job when he got out of prison.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Same guy also claims he was in a deep meaningful relationship with Melo. Who knew?

by Mr. Laker on Sep 3, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm what? lol

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT?

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 3, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat to go Blue!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Sep 4, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Audrina P(something)???

Well do I really want to know?….. nah so I’ll move on.

There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.

by BrittneyM on Sep 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you record a rap video next to the statue?

If not, I think that’s something you should consider.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMAO DEX!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 6, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEWL!

I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)

by douchiedude on Sep 5, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

noice!

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 5, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOTT.....so is mama! lol

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 6, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, that line was dope.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 3, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO shmoes!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

+1

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 7, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Captions for this one?

Happiest Manta Ray in the world.
Hrmm, my pizza with extra-olives doesn’t float after all.
The water is warm, right?
Purple and gold are my favorite colors. Check that, purple is my favorite color.

For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32

by 99bc99 on Sep 3, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow!

breath taking

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Sep 3, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yawn

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Sep 3, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol... it's just preference...

i prefer girls like this girl…

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Sep 6, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg!

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Sep 6, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

check this out, JB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1BfFdrKmNc&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHCT808nuWg&feature=related

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Sep 6, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

dam

there are words to describe how hot this woman is.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Sep 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*there are no words

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Sep 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yawn

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Sep 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

+1

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMM...........niiiiice

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

*drools*

Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please

We Apologize, Hong-kong.

by imposibol on Sep 3, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

she's pretty nice,

but i think i’d rather just go to the Laker game to see this:

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Sep 4, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

mamma mia!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

i concur

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

She seems nice...

Very nice.

I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)

by douchiedude on Sep 5, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very, very nice.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 5, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

A Celtics fan is trying to pick a fight with me now on that 2011 season predictions vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xso3xO5Gt9s

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 3, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

You gave that kid 2K views.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say

At what point does he start to wonder how his shitty little video has over 2.1K views?

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Sep 3, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 3, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling he'll produce more semi-mustached analysis videos

I can only hope they’re as dope as the pendant video you posted Dex.

For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32

by 99bc99 on Sep 3, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

went back there to see it again

OMG, can’t stop lolling!
You guys are nuts!!!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 4, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

great L. Monroe impersonation by arche91reborn. Who is he?

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

nvm

should read down before commenting ;-)

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screen name?

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Sep 3, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

arch91reborn?

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Sep 3, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I left er um, a new comment on it.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 3, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

i wonder if that guy is sitting there wondering who all these people typing in caps are.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 3, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys have been getting crazy

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gil Meriken on Sep 3, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a great source of

laughter though ;-p

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

imma post there agiaN TOO!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

epic

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark

"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e

by LakerAce on Sep 3, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin BC!!! so damn random!!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember Amare Stoudemire, the guy Pau Gasol humiliated in the Western Conference Finals to the point he started crying like a little baby right there on the court* and fled the conference in shame?

LOL

by Lupe24 on Sep 3, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Stoudemire

" We made a connection, a full on chemical reaction brought by dark divine intervention...yeah you are shining light...."

by monkeektarr on Sep 3, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Amare

Like he’s never been selfish..ME ME ME ME!

" We made a connection, a full on chemical reaction brought by dark divine intervention...yeah you are shining light...."

by monkeektarr on Sep 3, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

the guy who said buss sold jeanie to him looks like karl pilkington


"our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

by ch3wy on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

creepy ass guy

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 3, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

where?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

here here

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 4, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

first thing i noticed in this picture….“story of a man with small parts” LOL IS IT ABOUT HIM?

by Lil Debo on Sep 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Her name is like on the tip of my tongue!!

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 4, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Rick

but I’m pulling for KURT WARNER to win it! WOOOHOOOO GO KURT!

I used to upload the NCAA Football '09 and '10 rosters into Madden and always drafted Sam Bradford onto the Rams in Franchise Mode...I liked him before he was cool =)

by douchiedude on Sep 5, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 5, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

think so too

Kurt has better footwork. But why the efff does he have to join this damn show!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 6, 2010 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember Amare Stoudemire, the guy Pau Gasol humiliated in the Western Conference Finals to the point he started crying like a little baby right there on the court* and fled the conference in shame? Back in 2004, he told the Phoenix Suns not to sign Kobe Bryant. In possibly related news, the Phoenix Suns still haven’t won an NBA championship.

You are a class act.
/sarcasm

"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
TURRIBLE!

by Jaxis on Sep 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, get over it.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 6, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, Jaxis, I am highly offended by your pic of Charles Barkley with a big donut in front of his face.

Rude to the extreme. Please change your avatar before posting here on SS&R again. TYVM.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 8, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

you left out this part

* = possible embellishment

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 6, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Sep 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm... if that's the sort of thing that offends you

You’re very possibly on the wrong site. I assure that I can be much, much less classy than that.

/notbeingatallsarcastic

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Sep 8, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the Dex we know and worship.

{bows down}

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 8, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

REC.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 8, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either everyone over there is massively oversensitive, or their reading comprehension skills are poor beyond all description.

Both. Lack of humor will do that to you.

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 8, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lack of Championships will do that to you as well.

"He had eyes in his ears." Chick Hearn, on Magic Johnson
These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.- Kobe Bryant

by CleverName(here) on Sep 8, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn right!

welcome, BTW.

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 8, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just makes me appreciate that people here can take a joke and that not everything is always so serious.

I love all the crazy personalities we have on SS&R, especially our mods.

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Sep 8, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm...

yep, our mods are crazy. Specially that one who posts them cats. Insulting Amar’e, the nerve! Didn’t he know some other blog’s gonna cry buckets? ;-)

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 8, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i concur

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Sep 8, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

u would

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Sep 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like they have a bunch of sandy vaginas.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 8, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMFWAO

Wish this was in the C-A-C thread.

it would have won my favorite random comment……..

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Sep 8, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

rotfl!

your mean!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 8, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

classic quotable!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 8, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah sand in their clits!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best shit EVAR DEXter

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think this was Dex's best EVAR.
“In contact with” does not mean “received an offer from” Quick answer, RA37thriller: in case my myriad comments on this subject somehow haven’t communicated this point, I don’t give a shit whether a Laker or Celtic great has ever switched sides. Imagine someone who really, really cares about that issue. Now imagine someone who basically doesn’t care at all. Now imagine someone who cares way less than that second person. That third person is me.

I root for the Lakers to win. That’s what I care about. That’s all I care about. I’m interested in who plays for other teams to the extent, and only to the extent, that it affects the Lakers’ chances of winning. Shaq can do whatever he damn well wants with his life, because at this point in his career he’s a spent force. Nothing he does is going to affect whether the Lakers win next year. Therefore, not a single molecule in my body gives a shit about whether he plays for the Celtics.

I’m trying to think of different ways I can express my utter, profound indifference to the issue but obviously I’m failing. You are free to be miserable, indignant, outraged and flabbergasted to the point that you’re leaking bodily fluids about this, but there are no combination of words, letters or phonetic characters from the English or any other language that you can possibly assemble that will cause me to have any emotional or intellectual reaction to information about Shaq signing with Boston.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 5, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 8, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

kiss ass

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jealous much?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 8, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're asking if I want to be in Dex's position?

Yes.

;-)

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 8, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Sep 9, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was saying that no one kisses my ass.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

[opens mouth to talk]

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

well EXCUUUUUSE me

and i agree with Blue…..kiss ass lol

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 8, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I third the motion! lol!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I third the motion, lol!

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, come on, Dex doesn't even like me. Why would I do such a thing as kiss his ass?

{opens candy bar from man hidden in maroon van}

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
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by SoCalGal on Sep 9, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

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