Who Wants Some Fug Laker Jewelry?
by DexterFishmore on Sep 2, 2010 10:32 PM PDT
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Some dude made a pendant that looks like Kobe Bryant's Laker jersey. (To me, it looks more like a Zippo lighter, but he says it's a pendant.) He then decided to shoot some video, so we can all get a close look at his old-world craftsmanship. What follows is MORE THAN THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES of him just holding the damn thing up in front of the camera in his ugly kitchen.
Oh, and the whole time he's panting like he just called your mom's 900 line. And then at the 2:13 mark a baby starts shrieking in terror.
Yeah, dude... I don't think this is going viral.
Anyone needs me, I'll be curled up in the corner, trying to get to my happy place.
(UNSEXY UPDATE: The video has been taken down. Probably because it violated YouTube's policy against EXCESSIVE AWESOMENESS.)
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Wow
Have fun making it in LA wearing that…
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
Maverick Carter strikes again.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
by SoCalGal on Sep 2, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Aheh
+1
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Maverick is a pimp...
It’s how he’s living…
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
by 99bc99 on Sep 3, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Of course I'd be around for the LOLWUT post.
=]
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
LOL bout time
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
i actually watched the entire video
that was weird as hell… especially the random crying baby.
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
That's Lewis Monroe.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
I want 3 minutes of my life back
oh OT
I got a Macbook Pro!!
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
You should get your money back.
;p
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Easier than the three minutes.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Exactly.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
anyone have an extra time machine in their basement?
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
it pays for itself over time
I got sick of all the headaches my HP laptop gave me.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Unless you're doing major Video Editing or heavy Photo Editing
Then the Mac is a good choice.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Its a matter of opinion
up until now, I favored PC’s over Macs when I needed a new computer. PC’s I think will give you a lot more quantity for example in specs. Like the new ones I see these days have ridiculous hard drive space and great graphics cards. Macs I think give more quality and a better experience overall. PC’s these days can handle video editing/ etc, but they come with a lot of other extra headaches with overheating problems, OS crashes, and viruses. My old laptop for example had a defect with the motherboard, screen hinge crack, poor battery life, two OS crashes, and continues to overheat a lot. Macs can handle video editing/ etc. but without all the extra hassles that a PC gives. That was one of the main reasons why I decided to give Macs a shot. Macs are a more expensive and probably not for people on a tight budget, but I think in the long run, spending extra for a better, longer lasting product is worth it.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
The video editing software available on Mac
depending on how you use it can work just as well. I mean people have made quality movies using Final Cut and in fact, they have a competition here called Campus MovieFest where they essentially give you a Mac and a camera to make a shortfilm. It just depends on what software you use, not the type of OS you’re running. From there its just a matter of preference for software and what it is available on. Same with music and photo-editing although, I know people that are perfectly fine with Logic and Photoshop on a Mac just as much as on Windows. My campus uses only Mac hardware, with both Windows and Mac OS installed on them and people push them to the limit for flyers, videos, pictures, and everything. Our visual arts departments use Mac hardware, but use a combination of software for Windows and Mac OS. The biggest thing anyone can say against Apple for their computers is that they truly overcharge for a lot of their additions. They definitely overcharge for an upgrade in RAM and upgrades in hard drive size. But other than that, the difference in the OS, is mainly about the software available to them not the performance of the OS in general. Both of them are great, and its more about personal preferences than it is about one truly being superior to the other overall. Both have their strengths and flaws.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
We expect new and improved game thread pics throughout the season.
I’ve been on the fence about Macs, but have never made the switch. I’d like to hear your take on it every now and then. Haven’t had too many problems with HP, but even if their machines only last a couple of years I can still buy two or three of them over the life of a Mac and for the price of one Mac, plus get the latest technology along the way.
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
Whoa! I wasn't feeling quite that strongly about it.
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
ummmmmm...
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 3, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
HPs are good computers
I just had a bad experience with my previous laptop and wanted to try something different.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Read an article
that said that HPs had like a 25% fail rate on their computers. All of my friends at school who have HP have returned it to get fixed at least twice within the first couple months of owning it. I like HP design and they work well when they’re working, but after so many recent bad reports about them, I don’t think I’d ever get one.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
I looked it up
damn I never thought it was that bad. I always saw HPs as the best PC brand of computers out there.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Woah some stuff to look for in there
Around the 7-15 second mark you can hear some foot steps in the background, a la Paranormal… CREEPY.
At about 1:15 you can kinda see the guy filming from the reflection of the back of the pendant. I got a real “James Gumb” kinda vibe from that. Had he started saying, “It puts the lotion on the pendant, or else it gets the hose again”, I would have not been that surprised.
Clarice Starling: Your name is?
Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: Oh, uh Jack Gordon.
Clarice Starling: Mr. Gordon, good, uh… well Shaquille O’Neal used to work for Mr. RAILLY. Did you know him?
Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb: No, nuh-uh. Oh wait… was he a great big fat person?
Clarice Starling: Yeah he was a big boy, sir.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
by 99bc99 on Sep 3, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
what? no AMMO reference?
rec’d anyway
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
Gotta read the fine print: "It's always AMMO time, in spirit."
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
Wow, fake guady bling set to a track about Jesus, laced with profanity...now that's class.
What do you want to bet this thing doubles as a flask?
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
Now I want one.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Just don't pay five dollars for it at a yard sale. But if you do...
and someone claims it belongs to Kobe (or Rick Fox) and that he would like to personally meet you and get it back…RUN!
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
lol
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 3, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Will do.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
that song is mad lame lol..
all around wackjuice
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 3, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions
The vid is gone now! lol i didnt even get to see it
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
Is "fug" some new word the young whippersnappers are using?
Or is it just short for “fugly”?
Any help is greatly appreciated. Oh, and speak up…….I’m a bit hard of hearing.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
LOL
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
anyone hear about Mayweather's comments regarding Pacquiao??
damn, the guy has some issues.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
LINK:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/floyd-mayweather-racist-rant_n_703731.html
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
apperently its cool to be racist to asains..
floyd is a great fighter…i couldnt be in the same room with him tho, to ignorant and arrogant
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 3, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not much to respond to with that level of ignorance. Sounds natural and blatant to me.
My guess is his reps will say he was just playing around to build up the hype surrounding a potential fight.
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
i still think mayweather would win
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 3, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
who wants to read a luke walton interview?
http://my.lakers.com/blogs/2010/09/03/luke-walton-summer-update/
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
I'll pass
Luke just better be fine some tip off
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***come not some
correction
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
DAMN DAMN I missed it
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
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