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I was inspired, Sick Adam Morrison bling
by 99bc99 on Sep 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT
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I was inspired by this post when I saw how inspirational the Kobe Bryant bling was. I mean, dedication to our Lakers team is what makes being a fan so damn awesome. Unfortunately, I lack the money to invest in the hardcore bedazzler-style that my co-fan has for his Kobe jewelery. It's all good though, because I've learned one thing about fandom; it doesn't matter what anybody says, my opinion is RIGHT.
For instance, did you know that before the Adam Morrison trade the Lakers were 0-2 in championships since 2002?
How about the fact that Adam Morrison's awesome lazer-eyes mended Kobe's finger after he injured it last season? Did you also know that Adam drained Kobe's knee with a straw?
During the finals Adam Morrison wasn't sitting on the bench. He was actually working for the Secret Service, and guarding the president from afar.
In some towns east of the Caucus mountains Adam Morrison effigies are worshiped as living saints and prayed to daily.
Adam Morrison's power could be used for evil, lol, just kidding. Adam Morrison defeats evil with frequently. Anybody seen Kim Il Jung lately? Didn't think so.
Adam Morrison was once challenged to a "beard-off". Raul Castro is now the leader of Cuba.
I could go on, but I won't. Enjoy the bling, you won't be disappointed. Okay, you might be disappointed. Sorry.
Sick ICEY Ammo style bling (via The99bc99)
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This post is so full of awesomeness I dont know where to begin
1. As soon as I heard the music the lines, “Would you fuck me?” “I’d fuck me” came to mind.
2. Why does the necklace look like its made from the same noodles craft that I used to make in elementary?
3. Finally, who would win if Ammo and Shaw faced off in a fight? Would it be like Godzilla and Mothra fighting?
Great post btw! Too funny.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Well...
No one knows. The least we can expect is that the universe will implode from sheer awesomeness.
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
I disagree
Ammo will mistake Shaw’s head for a ball and drive it through the hoop.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
EPIC
You, 99bc99, Win the Internet.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Sep 12, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHA
the song!! i died a little.
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
FRONTPAGE DEX
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
You're devotion to all things Ammo is unmatched, thanks for the laugh! The creativity around here is awesome.
It’s possible the Kobe bling had a flask in it. It’s hard to build in the perfection of this Ammo bling, but maybe it should have a roach clip on the end. Maybe add a Rage Against the Machine track for added Ammo-ness.
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
Great Post
I wonder which team Ammo will be dazzling next year with his usual 50 points per half?
I hate all Boston sports teams
AMMO: “I can be the greatest of all time…. I simply choose not to.”
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
A man of modesty.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Adam "Modesty" Morrison
LOL
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Sep 13, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This has the potential for a great tongue-twister.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
Hey stranger, how's it going?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
lol did you make that?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
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LMAO at "go sell knives"
I didnt pick that up at first.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
LOL
I was wondering when you were gonna comment on that.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Took you long enough.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
copy cat
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Heh
LOL, shaqfor3 being old school deserves an obtuse shout-out.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
a great one BC,
laughing my head off at this awesome post! Rec’d!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Goodbye Horses by Q. Lazzarus
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Awesome.
I wish I had some Ammo bling…..
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 13, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Looks easy to make. Hop to it!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
knit me some, pls! :-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL, as soon as I finish my current project.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
My skull hat?!?!
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
NO!! I thought you was makin me a new sock to cover up my black foot!
"How YOU doin?" bluexfalcon
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 14, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
But I'm lazy.
So it’s going to be at least 10x more difficult than it should be.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 14, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao
this video has everything the Kobe bling video lacked. This is the power of AMMO
And the less penetration Yao has to deal with the better both for his foot and his strength
-a Rockets fan
that was epic
like a movie just unfolded in front of my eyes. ammo will never be forgotten for his contributions towards the lakers 2 titles
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Nor will he be remembered for them.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
lol
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Congrats BC
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Sep 16, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
these are the articles that make me come to SS&R
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by Czheck on Sep 16, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LMAO
Nice tie in with Buffalo Bill’s infamous scene in “Silence of the Lambs”. That song creeped me out when i heard it because it made me think of that disturbing scene.
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