I've been pondering lately what would have happened had Adam Morrison not come over to the Lakers in that lopside trade that made the Pau/Catman Scruthers thing old news. I mean, even the Bosh/Wade/Delonte West trade for Miami didn't shift as much awesomeness to one city. Ammo is that kind of hero.
I was inspired by this post when I saw how inspirational the Kobe Bryant bling was. I mean, dedication to our Lakers team is what makes being a fan so damn awesome. Unfortunately, I lack the money to invest in the hardcore bedazzler-style that my co-fan has for his Kobe jewelery. It's all good though, because I've learned one thing about fandom; it doesn't matter what anybody says, my opinion is RIGHT.
For instance, did you know that before the Adam Morrison trade the Lakers were 0-2 in championships since 2002?
How about the fact that Adam Morrison's awesome lazer-eyes mended Kobe's finger after he injured it last season? Did you also know that Adam drained Kobe's knee with a straw?
During the finals Adam Morrison wasn't sitting on the bench. He was actually working for the Secret Service, and guarding the president from afar.
In some towns east of the Caucus mountains Adam Morrison effigies are worshiped as living saints and prayed to daily.
Adam Morrison's power could be used for evil, lol, just kidding. Adam Morrison defeats evil with frequently. Anybody seen Kim Il Jung lately? Didn't think so.
Adam Morrison was once challenged to a "beard-off". Raul Castro is now the leader of Cuba.
I could go on, but I won't. Enjoy the bling, you won't be disappointed. Okay, you might be disappointed. Sorry.
Sick ICEY Ammo style bling (via The99bc99)