Let's Check in With Smush Parker, Shall We?
by DexterFishmore on Aug 7, 2010 11:18 AM PDT
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August is a pretty rough time for those of us who cover TEH HOOPS. Free agency's over, and training camps are a couple months away. The FIBA tournament doesn't start for another few weeks. To fill column inches and pixel quotas, you've got to lower your standards and scrape the gutter for stories you'd be embarrassed to publish any other time of year.
In unrelated news, anyone want to know what Smush Parker is up to these days? OHAI, Joseph Staszewski of the New York Post!
In yesterday's edition of the paper, Mr. Staszewski wrote an article with the actual headline, "Ex-Fordham Star Parker Looks to Revive NBA Career." No, seriously. Those are words that the Post printed and delivered to newsstands and subscribers. It's one of those articles of which you wouldn't have to alter a single word if you wanted to run it in the Onion.
Smush, in case you're wondering, which obviously you're not because who cares, has been playing in China, for the Guangdong (heh heh, "dong") Southern Tigers. You're not going to believe this, but it turns out the Chinese Basketball League is not the height of aspiration for an American-born basketball player. Nope. La Smush wants back in the NBA.
Share with us your unrealistic ambitions, Smush:
Parker would be OK with playing overseas again, but really wants another crack at the NBA.
"It's about playing at the top level of basketball that there is," Parker said.... "I feel like I can play at that level and I've proven myself. It's just about trying to get back."
Yeah, I don't think that's happening. During his time with the Lakers, Smush had moments of not being entirely awful. But starting in 2006, he pretty conclusively demonstrated that he's not an NBA-caliber guard, and his career cratered in 2007-08 when he blasted out a PER of 7.0 in 28 games with the Heat and Clippers. He's now 29 years old, which isn't an age at which guards are known to improve, let alone achieve the enormous jump in productivity that Smush would need to get back in the league.
I'm curious to know, however, what a one-time Fairfield player I've never heard of has to say about this. Can you please address the issue, Mr. Staszewski?
At Pro City, a streetball league he plays in religiously each summer, Parker looked like a polished pro. He slipped by defenders to the basket, finished 3-point plays and connected from behind the arc. He collected steals and set up teammates. The league is a way for him to stay in shape and compete against top competition."He is phenomenal," former Fairfield star Darren Phillip said. "That’s an NBA basketball player."
Note to self: do not give scouting job to former Fairfield star Darren Phillip.
Look, I don't want to be the guy to crush someone's dreams. If Smush can hustle a tryout and a 10-day contract with an NBA team somewhere, God bless him. As long as it's not the Boston Celtics. That would be a heinous act of betrayal on the part of a Laker legend and would ensure that Smush's jersey is never retired at Staples Center.
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Classic.
As long as it’s not the Boston Celtics. That would be a heinous act of betrayal on the part of a Laker legend and would ensure that Smush’s jersey is never retired at Staples Center.
Don't let the name deceive you, I'm not just a Sharks fan but a Lakers, 49ers, Angels, Giants (and to a lesser extent) Capitals, and Titans fan.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yo Blue post this shit....lol looks as if he might eat the Celt soon!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
haha looks even better than i imagined!
Sarge to Blue alley-oop!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
He's still scraping off the charcoal from that last Dexter Fishmore grilling.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
by SoCalGal on Aug 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Haha grilling he gave me?
Vice versa bruv.
Born purple and gold. Live purple and gold. Die purple and gold.
by RA37thriller on Aug 7, 2010 12:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
damnit
I was supposed to quote this too.
Anyways, WTF? over 500 comments for smush parker? what’s the world coming to? ;-D
@DEx – nice work, as usual. LMAO at the quoted statements…;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Isiah Thomas.
Do it. Make it happen. You know you want to bring Smush Parker’s talents to NY.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Aug 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if he still owns the Smushscalade
That was one awesome car.
Mat Latos is the real deal...Go Lakers, Pads, and Bolts
by mrbarneydangles on Aug 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
Bet he doesn't valet it any more.
I think he’s been banned. They have his picture up at every hotel and restaurant.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
i wish he would go to the celtics...
can you imagine a smush-shaq fast break?
3peat.
by LAL32 on Aug 7, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
D O P E ! !
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Shaq and Smush fast break goes like this...
5 seconds for Smush to realize they have a fast break
3 seconds for Smush to cross the half court line
4 more seconds for Shaq to cross it assuming he’s running at full speed
6 seconds for Shaq to use up his 3 seconds in the paint
1 second for Smush to lob the ball
2 seconds for Jermaine to pass the ball back because Smush passed to the wrong O’Neal
1 second for Smush to lob it again
2 seconds for Shaq to watch the lob while not jumping
3 seconds for Shaq to catch the lob, go up, and dunk
= 27 second fast break.
Fear the Celtics!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
by deadmuse on Aug 7, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
be careful with the word "turnover"
Big Baby and Shaq on the same team, could cause a stampede as they charge in your direction hoping for sweet pastries.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
by deadmuse on Aug 7, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
somehow I don't think you mean pick and roll.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
stop confusing ppl agian Blue
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
is it possible...
that you can allude to confections other than cookies? this is worrisome!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Cookies > "Food stuff in general."
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Don't forget the 3 seconds of Shaq hanging on the rim.
A full 30-second possession.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
make that 44 minutes and 30 seconds.
they’ll need the extra time after the rim collapses under Shaq’s weight.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
kepp going
you’re on a roll man ;-D
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
deadmuse is on fire!
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Hey. Thanks for the Smush update!
From linked article:
Smush Parker has enjoyed his time overseas,I would guess most Lakers fans have also enjoyed his time overseas.
Hey if repeating as champions were that easy even the Spurs could do it.
by olf on Aug 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Oh, yes it will. I hate this move, but you can't ignore how he helped us, uh...uh, he helped...wait, he, uh...wow, he...Hmmph, never mind.
As long as it’s not the Boston Celtics. That would be a heinous act of betrayal on the part of a Laker legend and would ensure that Smush’s jersey is never retired at Staples Center.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
haha
Smush had one bad ass steal i can remember and thats it!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
i like those driving dunks he does once in a while
Visit The Bernel Zone (http://bernel.blogspot.com)
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
"did"
Visit The Bernel Zone (http://bernel.blogspot.com)
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Kwame will get consideration to have his jersey retired bc he did not sign with the celtics ala the rumors :)
by Nostance on Aug 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
FYI, "ala the" is redundant.
Also, it should be “à la the” … except without the “the”, because as I mentioned… redundant.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
typical
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Haha
Where you been, man?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
drunk. lurking. working. golfing.
fuck, I don’t know………pick one.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Eh, it's summer.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
PS!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn Frenchies...
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha. You just gotta come at the right time of day/night.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
woah another sighting!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Aha, I've been busy, man.
Training/Playing State Volleyball Championships. Didn’t help, we still sucked :(
Ah well, we still automatically qualify for Nationals on our reputation aha.
I’ve been aight, you?
If With Malice is around: Were Yarra Valley High always a bunch of tools?
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
To his credit, Parker is something of a YouTube legend for famously saying:
“The problem with that team starts with him and ends with him,” in reminiscing on his time spent playing alongside Kobe Bryant.
Though, leading his team to two titles and three Finals appearances in the last three seasons…not bad for a problem child.
No kidding! If only all children had Kobe's problems.
not bad for a problem child.
Discipline, drive, determination, focus, confidence.
Such problems to have.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Boom.
+Lots
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol SoCal
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Less sympathy for Smush
Season,Team,Lg,Salary
2002-03,Cleveland Cavaliers,NBA,$349,458
2004-05,Detroit Pistons,NBA,$695,046
2005-06,Los Angeles Lakers,NBA,$745,248
2006-07,Los Angeles Lakers,NBA,$798,112
2007-08,Miami Heat,NBA,$2,250,000
2008-09,Miami Heat,NBA,$1,660,000
Career,(may be incomplete),,$6,497,864
Six million? Not to mention the mad cash, cha siu bao, and competition he’s picked up while being a member of the Guandong Southern Leopards…
Note to self: Spend hours of time with my 3-year old son instructing fundamentals of basketball, invest few hundred dollars in summer basketball camps, enroll son at Fordham or Gonzaga, pressure son to play at Pro City, contact this “Darren Phillip” character, reap the benefits of millions of dollars by being even a marginal player. See: Smush Parker
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
by 99bc99 on Aug 7, 2010 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
So were all hating on Smush because he was never part of a laker championship?
I liked when smush was a laker. In a time of losing, he brought excitement.
Born purple and gold. Live purple and gold. Die purple and gold.
by RA37thriller on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
is that the dude from law n order?
Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
Woj is conducting a massive LeBook burning.
it's the dude from Russia
Vladimir Putin
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
lol CZ
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhhhh..........
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
haha i'll second that.......ummmmm.......
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we're hating on Smush because he could have been part of a Lakers championship, however peripherally, but chose to fuck it up with his attitude.
FTR, losing is never exciting.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
...
I knew that…
Just testing your proficiency. >.>
You get a C+ on account of the missing period.
I think you mean the comma.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I was talking about 'For the Record.'
Unless it should be ‘For the Record,’
But if I’m wrong it means I’ve been doing my essays wrong since I was 12…
Please don’t let me be wrong.
It's also not my fault.
Josh Tuckery makes me nervous.
ummmmm
Mr. Tucker?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Tucker*
Getting used to my Macbook Pro 13" keyboard.
Oh c'mon.
I bought it for battery life in college.
If it’s any consolation, I also have a 17" penis notebook PC for games and everything else.
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to come up with a rationalization where none was ever necessary was your first mistake.
Claiming you got a laptop for gaming purposes was your second.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
HA!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you go to school in Soviet Russia?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Actually no.
Surprisingly it’s in San Francisco.
WIERD....i look at another page for 60 seconds and i miss this convo....lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Hey, my Dell has always served me well. XPS M1710, GeForce M7950, 2.33Ghz C2D, 4GB Ram. Runs Crysis.
LAPTOPS CAN PLAY GAMES, KAY!?
/still impatiently waiting for the desktop he was promised two years ago
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
My HP Envy 17 can play games as well.
Core i7 840QM, 8 GB Ram, 256 GB SSD, ATI Radeon 5850 1 GB VRAM. Runs Crysis on high.
But I think what he Josh Tuckery might be referring to is the heat output of laptops.
Not really
I’m quite aware that laptops can play games quite well, depending on the game. What I consider silly is the idea that anyone would buy a laptop for games. If you’re buying a computer for games, you buy a desktop. And it’ll be cheaper, too.
So it’s not the idea that laptops can play games; it’s the idea that you’d buy a laptop with gaming in mind, high on the list of things you intend to do with the computer.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I see.
I never was much of a gamer though. So I never had a taste for desktops.
Portability always wins especially in boarding school. I would whip out my laptop and play League of Legends/DoTA or something in class.
Yeah, me neither.
I used to love gaming — and let’s be honest, I still would, if I could find time for it. But as much as I enjoy it, there are simply far too many other things that I could be doing that are far more worthwhile. There are the things I NEED to be doing — responsibilities, work, etc. And there are hobbies like playing music, writing, riding my motorcycle, etc., which are simply more rewarding and worthwhile than the sheer mindless, simple amusement of playing games.
Honestly, I think the idea of gaming being a priority concern when buying a computer is really only suited to single guys between the ages of 17 (or younger, if your parents spoil you) and 22.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Hm.
I’ve dated. But even whilst doing so, keeping my laptop in pristine shape always had higher priority to the girl.
I see what you mean by gaming though. Besides during class and when I wouldn’t text, I would never game whilst I had a girlfriend.
Sorry
From my context, when I say “single” I’m really thinking “not married.” So let me correct myself: “…only suited to unmarried guys between…”
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
hmp, I am miffed
that “posting in SS&R” is possibly only in the “etc.” of your list of NEED to be doing, and not explicitly stated. ;-)
How ya doin’ Josh?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Actually, it went into the hobbies category.
The things I enjoy, but that are much more worthwhile than gaming.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
And I'm not bad, man, thanks.
Still got a lot I’m trying to get in order before the school year starts. Can’t believe I only have two weeks before the first day of class. It’s not enough!
I’ve got a couple of pieces in my head that I really want to write, whenever I can find a few damn hours to myself.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
well, not really so silly
i also love games and think it extreme to buy a laptop exclusive for gaming. but it’s not that silly when we take into consideration what pro-gamers do. heck, they even bring their personal keyboards and mouses on competitions! that’s just how die-hard gamers are. hobbies/interests do create variations of “extreme” behavior of passion (maybe, also, obsession and addiction) for these hobbies. thus, i can understand the gamer’s reason/motivation/psyche/etc. on buying a laptop for his gaming.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Nah...
Ridiculous.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
well, as Laker fans we do "ridiculous, silly" things, too. That's just how hobbies/interests work.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
You could get the "everything else" for two bucks from a dimestore hooker.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
If she's a dimestore hooker, she's overcharging at $2.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
slote..... my...... joke
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
stole even lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on what I do, and whether if it's on Windows or not.
For the basic classroom functions, I’ll get:
- Nine hours on OS X (The ‘Apple’ OS)
- Six and a half hours on Windows 7
I would hope only when absolutely necessary.
And it’s never nice.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Is Linux nice?
I mean would it be enough to replace Windows 7 and OS X?
Because Josh Tucker is right. Dual booting sucks.
haha more ppl are saying Josh Tucker now....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm confused...
What did people say prior to Josh Tucker?
don't be confused
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Tucker.
Or Josh, if you’re not cool.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true
the cool kids do tend to just call me Tucker.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
like the car?
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Nice.
Only you.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Replace?? Nah.
It’s a very lightweight and powerful OS if you know what you’re doing.
I use in my Comp Sci classes. That’s about it.
Nothing like having a powerful OS like Win 7 or even OS X.
Sweet 16
I think you put the "or even" in the wrong place.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Well, that's kinda what I was saying.
Dual booting is okay. In fact, it can be quite nice. It’s when the result lands you in Windows that it’s never nice.
And Linux is pretty sweet.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah.. I know what Windows XP is.
I just wondered if there was any other reason you had XP with 7 as well. So I came with the conclusion it was your face.
LOL
Cause I liked it. Very nostalgic.
Hehe.
(I had the recovery disks hanging around, so I said, why the hell not)
Sweet 16
Pain and suffering
for starters.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
No matter how I look at it...
For the Rin (Win) fits FtR more…
I mean… it just works.
sweetness
you have bootcamp running on it?? so awesome….
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Yeah.
Is it really?
I thought everyone does it.
nope
you have to download it somewhere
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
:O
Not with mine. The option came pre-installed with my MBP. But you do need Windows 7 installation disks.
As well as an activation key...
which I ‘got’… somewhere…
hmmm
usually on older macs you had to download it. Guess they added it to the the newer models.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
the trouble with Macs
is it’s so much harder to take advantage of internet piracy on a Mac. Wait, I didn’t say that.. I meant to say “Mac needz moar shiny colorz!”
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Haha. Well when Apple holds 10% of the market
Why would you hack a Mac when 89.5% own Windows?
Makes no sense, to a black hat.
Sweet 16
I don't think he was referring to hacking.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Be the first to do it
and own a monopoly on the system. At least thats what I would think. I don’t understand the purpose of hacking in the first place.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
It's been tried.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah
I know. It was shut down rather quickly as well. Because of the narrower market, its easier to focus security attacks unlike Windows, who has so many attacks at one time it can’t even keep up with the biggest thing before something else comes along.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
It also never hurts to have a foundation that isn't full of holes.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol
you’re correct tho sir. More files come as .exe instead of as zip files, but Macs only hold about <10% of the overall OS market so its not really a surprise.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
You're not serious, are you?
Microsoft is the one coming out with more and more DRM bullshit.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Uhh..
Data Rate Management?
Dance Revolution Mania?
Digital Rights Management
they lock the files you buy so you are limited in how you use what you pay for.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Digital Rights
I can never remember what the M stands for though. lol. But basically its copyrighted digital software like that on iTunes.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Why is it b.s?
I never understood why people were so upset by the idea that artists might actually want to get paid for their hard work
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Two reasons
- It’s not the artists getting paid.
- I paid for it — now you’re going to tell me how I can use it? What device I can play on it, how many time I can copy or burn it, etc.?
Sorry, it’s bullshit.
And this is coming from a former aspiring artist.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
what kind of artist Josh Tuckery?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Music.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
very basic....what kind? if im prying tell me so
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a reply to me? It's getting too narrow to tell...
Uh, basic guitar-driven rock music — anything from acoustic rock to a more grunge-y feel. Generally more acoustic, because while I’m totally a grunge child, I end up doing most of my writing on an acoustic. It just happens that way.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
yes it is....i like grunge,,,,good stuff!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nirvana
FTW
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Love it
But AiC and SP were always my favorites.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Well
at one point in time, artists didn’t get paid for it, but now that its a bigger part of the medium they do receive a percentage of it just like any other album sales and tour sales. And Windows DRM is extremely bad, especially their whole subscription policy where you don’t really own it. Apple’s is better, but they limit you to iPods. Napster and other DRM downloadable sights though don’t restrict you as far as I remember. the only ones creating a monopoly for it is Apple and Microsoft because of their respective mp3 players.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Apple would actually prefer DRM-free
Steve Jobs has said as much multiple times. Unfortunately, the RIAA required it for the iTMS to ever happen. Things are getting better — Amazon is DRM-free, though they’re still using MP3 format, which isn’t ideal. Apple also has a DMR-free option on much of their music, and in higher quality/more efficient format. I think if Jobs has his way, he’ll eventually get rid of DRM. But it’s a power struggle between the RIAA and Apple, at this point.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Oh of course
I know that part. I also know they are trying to stranglehold the profits in the RIAA. DRM-free makes it so much easier to share and I believe they actually made it so that when you buy an album the whole thing comes DRM-free now. I remember why it is people don’t like it now. I was forgetting the other half of the story about the limitations of DRM.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Yep.
That’s pretty much how it goes.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I listen to non-popular bands
and the smaller bands don’t get enough money to even pay their costs. DRM is a broken model not just for the consumer, but the majority of musicians who get a pittance if anything.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
It really is a pittance
artists get royally screwed on a lot of the deals they sign because so much of the money is spread out that it always takes a lot of time to actually build up the money and be able to maintain it.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Indeed
It’s ridiculously hard to make a living as a musician. The only ones that meet with any success are the ones the big labels choose to promote — and generally, they make those choices based not on musical talent, but other issues, undoubtedly relating to marketability and how much cash they can squeeze out of the cow.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
exactly
another reason I shun the big labels and pretty much anything that leads to the RIAA making money. If the music is good, I make an exception, but most of the better stuff is buried under the hype.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Yeah
I buy the albums of those artists I really like. Everyone else gets a big F U, welcome to LimeWire. lol.
Oh shit. I mean they get an F U and I legally download all of their singles on DRM-free services like Napster where I pay a monthly fee for my music.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Limewire is bad too.
Not that I would know of a better alternative to download music without paying for it.
Sweet 16
Limewire? Really?
Torrents, people.
Or MU. Actually, that’s my thing these days. Yeah, you pay a little — but you can find EVERYTHING, and the only thing limiting download speed is your internet connection.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I haven't illegally downloaded music
in a long time. Limewire is what was hot when I did. I find most of the singles I like on mixtapes of artists, so I don’t have to download things as much anymore. Many hip hop mixtapes are offered for free now, so its not even something I really pay for.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
My school
cracks down on like every single torrent out there. I’ve found some that you can use, but they use students activity and block everything they come across because everyone is on the same wi-fi network. Except for occasionally someone would bring their own internet hook-up, but then they’d lock it after everyone would go to his connection to illegally download music or movies. It was hilarious because he changed the name of the server the following semester to ‘Fuck All of You.’
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Ah, yeah. Living on campus.
Go with something like RapidShare or MegaUpload. I prefer MU.
Yeah, you have to pay (in the area of $10 a month, but it’s non-recurring, 1 month at a time) — but you just get a giant list of everything you want, and DL speeds are so high that you just get it all at once.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I use those to download my mixtape
stuff, but so much of it is already free that I don’t need to pay for it. I’ll keep it in mind though for when I’m looking up some oldies or classic songs that wouldn’t be as easily accessible as current popular hits.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
darn true
i got my self a lifetime MU last year and have been downloading every single Lakers game from the net. darn worth it.
i got my self a lifetime MU last year and have been downloading every single Lakers game from the net. darn worth it.
Wait they have every single Lakers game up? All 82 every Lakers season?
May or may not be every single one.
And will not necessarily be easily found in a well organized database.
But a lot of games can be found on there. A lot.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
They've got EVERY SINGLE lakers game
for example, here’s a link to one of their blogs: http://ballinhotspot.blogspot.com/
But trust me it really isn’t worth downloading if you don’t have MU premium :P
and every non lakers game
EVERY SINGLE LAKERS game
Well, recent ones.
They do have recent ones. This whole year. Probably the last couple years, at least.
But I’m the type that I’d love to have access to every Lakers gave ever televised, either nationally or locally. I don’t know, maybe I’m weird… But one day when my kid is 11 and my Lakers aren’t relevant at the moment, I’d like to be able to pull out 2001-02 and watch every game of the season, wins and losses, not knowing what the result will be, with my son. I’d like to go back and watch every game Magic ever played. I want my kids to grow up knowing how incredible Magic and Kobe were.
That’s what I mean about “all games.” You ever find that… let me know.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
it's probably over there
at the end of the rainbow next to the lucky charms :/
jk. I doubt they have all of those digitalized though. You’d probably have to go VHS! Good luck on your noble task
4shared.com
No seeders,no leechers justdirect links. I used torrents all the time unti I found that site, it’s really good.
by Jonny 4 fingers on Aug 8, 2010 4:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Here here!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Or is it "Hear! Hear!"?
One of the few things in the English language that always befuddle me.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Here: “”http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1489/why-do-people-say-hear-hear" >Hear Hear."
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Thanks
Makes sense. Shall never befuddle me again.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
now im confused,thanks
hear hear sounds right but damn,i wanted it to be here here
Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
Woj is conducting a massive LeBook burning.
I had a youtube account that got taken down cause of DRM
Fuck DRM
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
yeah but the pirates play in Windows land.
I laugh in the direction of Microsoft DRM!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Yea,
I think he was referring to pirating music from online sources because a lot more people have Windows and therefore use .exe and other Windows only files instead of .zip or .dmg files
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
ye know too much!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
lol
I try to stay as up to date with the most basics of computers as I can. I don’t like to get ripped off by companies, especially ones as money-hungry as Apple and Microsoft.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
It's what makes them a company.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Uhhh... two things.
- Why would you use an .exe file for music?
- Even if there is a good explanation for why you could, I still don’t see why you would ever need to. I’ve never had a problem finding anything I wanted in, you know, standard audio formats.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
1. Sometimes they put it in an executable format to download
from that file instead of directly to the computer. There’s another one thats a direct download, but I can never remember what its called on account I rarely actually download from windows anymore. lol
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Yeah, .rar is not platform-specific.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Well
for some reason my Macbook never opens the file correctly. idk what to tell you.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Download Stuffit Expander.
It’s free and it’ll do the job.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
hmm
I was wondering why they all of a sudden stopped working. Used to have it on my old old iMac, and now I remember that. heh, oh the memories of the candy apple macs. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Used to have a 333Mhz bondi iMac.
Loved that thing.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Seems complicated and unnecessary.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
It is
but I’ve accidentally gotten them at times. I always delete because it seems so suspicious.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
No shit.
Even if it seemed useful, I just don’t think I’d ever trust it. EVER.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
No, it comes standard on all Macbooks.
You just have to own the other operating system you want. You have to buy programs like Parallels and VMFusion, but not Boot Camp unless its a pretty old Macbook.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
There you go.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Backlight low
you should get 10 hours, and even using hd movies u should get like 6.5 on OS X. I use Windows rarely unless I really want to play a MMORPG or something because they don’t make very many good free ones for Mac.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Damn I need to get my mind out of the gutter!!!
i thought you were wondering how many hours do you get on a dimestore hooker lol!
I got Wheaties!!!
Well, it's generally either a parenthetical phrase or an introductory phrase.
The former would come in the middle of a sentence, and would have commas both before and after. The latter would come at the beginning of the sentence, and would have a comma after — as was the case, in fact, (<— parenthetical phrase) when SCG used it in acronym form.
Of course, if you’re going to capitalize “Record”, then suddenly I start to think it’s the title of something — a book, an article… a record. In that case, it would be a stand-alone phrase, and not a sentence (or part of one) at all. But, then again, titles generally don’t get periods.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
dude stop using words i gotta goto Dictionary.com to look up
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You said you were gonna be a Math teacher right?
Naturally, moving to another subject later in your career. Correct?
Sweet 16
Haha
Perhaps moving. Perhaps just expanding.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
still talkin bout hooker's Josh Tucker?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I’m confused.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Uhhh... I'll admit to being a little confused, too.
But I’m thinking maybe it’s just that most people just called me Josh. Sarge took to calling me Josh Tucker, always, and maybe now it’s caught on. Is that it?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
sorta....that is why i told him NOT to be confused
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah I see.
I thought since you put up your full name, it was a display of dominance requiring everyone else who was under your authority to call you by your full name.
But now I see that just Josh is fine :D.
Funny thing is...
I’m a high school math teacher now. First day of class is the 23rd. I’m going to be Mr. Tucker, which is weird enough, because that’s my dad — and I was in his class.
But then, the other day, I was considering whether I was going to let the kids call me “Mr. T,” which some teachers do — my high school AP US History and Literature teacher, for example, Miss O — until it occurred to me that I don’t really have the haircut necessary to pull that off.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
haha MR.T
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
:O
I thought SoCalGal wanted me to start calling her Mr. T. Guess I messed up.
So what do you prefer?
Whatever you want, man.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
One of my favorite HS teachers, the girls basketball coach, was named Mr. Terry.
We all called him Mr. T.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
keep that shit up im callin him Josh Tuckery....lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
scroll up^^
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, thank you.
That would likely be the other subject. That or history.
There are too many! I can’t decide.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I was looking into it as a conversation.
Wherein the format would be “xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.”
Unless I’m wrong from that standpoint as well.
Though I’ve never gotten the hang of blogs as this is my first so… it’s probably not the best standpoint.
I suppose you could put it at the end of the sentence.
While technically correct, I’m not fond of it. It has a slightly awkward feel to it, as “However” often does at the beginning of a sentence.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I see.
Thanks for the clarification and insight.
But my summer this year will be short, and I prefer my summers with more stupid and less grammar.
by shoang1993 on Aug 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
join the club
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
ROFL
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
fuck the rampallion?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA! and agian it woulda never been replied to
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Socalgal
I still watch and enjoy the lakers when they suck. They’re not always going to be contenders. Management has proven they try their best to put a winning product on the court. Sometimes you can’t beat destiny. Ala after shaq left. We sucked. Look what happened. We got the right pieces again. Who knows? Maybe the next time we end up in the lottery we draft the next kobe or magic? Losing makes winning all the more sweeter
Born purple and gold. Live purple and gold. Die purple and gold.
by RA37thriller on Aug 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I still watch the Lakers when they suck, but I don't enjoy it when they lose.
I still watch and enjoy the lakers when they suck.
I hate it so much that I don’t like reading anything about them the day after a loss.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
exactly how i am
didn’t come on here much in the last days of last season cuz i couldn’t read about the team. Yet I couldn’t stop watching them laying deuces.
Kobe, God and I don't tweet. Everyone else does.
When I am just a fan, and not a writer
I am the EXACT same way. I Stay Away from the internets the next couple days after a loss.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I avoid anything that is going to be negatively portrayed or overglorified in general
You can imagine how long it took me to go on the internet after this past Christmas. The negative talk of the Lakers combined with the overglorification of the Cavs equals murder to mine eyes and ears
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
same
Especially yahoo sports. Reading the comment boards after we lose makes me want to punch a kitten.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
random question
how many people watched every last second of ‘that game 6’ and even Boston’s championship celebration in 2008? Just so that it’d make it that much sweeter when we beat them.
I passed out about halfway through the 4Q.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I stopped watching after the 1st half
they pretty much mailed it in after that.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
I did.
It sucked.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
so hard man, so hard
But it was worth it watching us beat Boston this year. I knew we were gonna do it, and it’s good to have the last laugh.
I just didn't like how mean he was to parking attendants.
"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden
smush
had kobe to thank for his 2 best years. i guess he can go to minnesota, they love point guards. plus, coach rambis was there for his 2 years lol.
Seriously, Dodgers... HELP WANTED
by douchiedude on Aug 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously
He made $2.5 mil his first year in Miami, entirely thanks to Kobe.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 7, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
did Kobe tax his ass?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, he sold it.
Kobe’s like a great salesman. A couple years playing next to Kobe, and Miami was sold on the absurd idea that Smush Parker was a serviceable point guard.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so effectivley Kobe pimped him out.....does Kobe got a pimp cup?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but he bitch-slapped Smush on his way out the door.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
by SoCalGal on Aug 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bazinga.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
niiiice
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
by shaqfor3 on Aug 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
OH shit!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Miami was sold on the absurd idea that Smush Parker was a serviceable point guard.
I love to point that out to those who think PAT RAILLY is the greatest GM of all time because of the nonsense that happened last month.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
lol the one of many things Mr. RAILLY has done
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
kahn would give smush a shot
If you wrong us, shall we not revenge? - William Shakespeare
by LOOOeee on Aug 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Dex...
has been playing in China, for the Guangdong (heh heh, “dong”) Southern Tigers
You’d love the Japanese basketball league – it’s the “BJ League”. I live near “Fukuoka” (home of Rizing Fukuoka).
The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...
by With Malice on Aug 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WOWEE MOWEE!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
what goes up must come back down
Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
Woj is conducting a massive LeBook burning.
smush talking about his years with the Lakers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7adyWRtWoFM
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Yea...
Notice how the media paid no attention to this.
Did ESPN give this any air play? No, right?
Did you hear Magic and Jon talk about this on ABC? NO sir.
Smush parker is a nobody.
Sweet 16
*****MESSAGE FOR ALL TO READ*****
That computer talk up ^ is confusing the shit outta me
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
Don't worry about it
I don’t understand computers either, and look how successful my life turned out. (climbs back into dumpster, goes to sleep)
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Aug 7, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LMAO.....even after laughin my ass off......im still laughin!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this is epic
Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
Woj is conducting a massive LeBook burning.
I found a pic of Dexter
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
by KBZ on Aug 7, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Never imagined you as orange but...
goes to show that you can’t make assumptions on the internet.
you'll probably just make it worse im not to bright unless it has to do with
MONKEY STOMPIN somebody or someone
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
yes Blue that was a reply fail
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Either/or, huh?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL meant something....but yes
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Off to my tango lesson. Catch you guys later!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
lol.....you guys make work so much more enjoyable!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I add "SSR navigation" to my resume as a skill?
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
lol!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Salsa is next on the list.
Both the food and the dance.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I can teach you some ;)
I mean that music lives in my blood.
Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court splitting the lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 nba finals game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in kobes face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP then Lebrons alarm goes off and he wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a delicious breakfast made by Lebrons mom and Delonte West.
by Kobe:The Legend on Aug 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
byeeeeee
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I come?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
ooh
off to a nice seductive tango dance. lol. Learn the ways of romance on the dance floor SCG. lol
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Well that was just nowhere near subtle enough.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I wonder how many guys on this site are infatuated with SCG?
at least 50% I’d guess.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
LOL! its all in good fun fur me
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Then step aside...
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i dunno.....im always up for a good challenge!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
its all in good fun for me as well. But I did think that her learning one of the most romantic ballroom dances was a great idea
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
I think infatuated is just the wrong word
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
lol. I inteded to be at first
and then I realized I should actually congratulate here because at some point I plan to learn all of the ballroom dances as well.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
most you guys in LA area?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
oooh Sactown eh?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i was born and raised in sunny San Diego
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i got a friend out there in old Sac as he calls it
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Riverside CA
70 miles east of LA
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
2 in Cali
you guys wont know where im at
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
now you guys are all confused....
the pic is my last deployment of 3 to Iraq about a year ago…..i just got back from school in Maryland…..but im currently stationed out in the desert near Barstow Ca
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
lol hey it's the military for you
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
well your good......did i tell you? lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I see the transport vehicles when I drive to Arizona; stop in Barstow to gas up my car.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
shitHOLE
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol WOAH
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Pasadena
its 15-20 minutes outside of LA depending on traffic.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
great city man!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
man ANYWHERE outside LA is 15 to 20 omin depending on traffic
Santa Monica
The Valley
East LA
15-20 min depending on traffic
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
by KBZ on Aug 7, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
San Antonio
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
oooooh enemy territory!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
I wear my Lakers colors.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I don't
Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court splitting the lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 nba finals game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in kobes face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP then Lebrons alarm goes off and he wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a delicious breakfast made by Lebrons mom and Delonte West.
by Kobe:The Legend on Aug 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yep, Cerritos
little asian-filled town on the border of orange county
In Soviet Russia, LA beats you.
I'd call myself pretty close
I’m just a good 20+ hour drive away in Atlanta. Its not that bad though. It gives me a chance to gorge on my favorite guilty pleasure, Munchos. They are so freaking addicting after the first chip
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
LOL! Marty ur in Hotlanta?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
but for future reference, very few people I know here actually refer to it as that.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
ummmm sorry but i dont give a rats ....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
yeah, just letting you know.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
LOL
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck yeah!
did i tell you guys….right after the Finals i visited my cousins in South Boston….wearing my Gasol shirt…..and lived? lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
reply fAIL
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
my uncle wanted to take my shirt off and burn it
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
im losin it with the reply button....be back need a 5 min break from this and writting reports.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all good
Happens to the best of us
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
LOL Hdg23! thanks
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
It never happens to me.
I've done it.
Once.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Like Danny Vermin's father, who hung him from a coathook...once.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I love you for getting that.
You have no idea.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL, just between us, I love that movie!
I found a picture of Joe Piscopo hanging from the door hook, but I couldn’t copy it ’cuz of copyright issues. So I had to settle for the reference.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
It was good enough.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
omg smush tho lol. i love how no one has really talked about him and he is like a laker legend of suckery for all us laker fans. in 2020 we’ll still be talkin about how much he sucked lol. tho i will he wasn’t that bad he just didn’t have his head on right
bruh
he was bad on his good days, very bad on his off days, and intolerable on his great days just because you’re like wtf, where did this come from.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
by Marty Mart on Aug 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
He was a giant pile of suck.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i must agree with Josh Tucker....and Marty
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG, that is hilarious!
Smush is Watching…from the sidelines.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
by SoCalGal on Aug 8, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Bazinga.
Awesome.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol I WOULD LOVE SMUSH to go to the celtics. He would be the ultimate double agent haha
by robi s on Aug 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ah...beautiful, sweet revenge
…again for Kobe. This Smush Parker guy said some things about Kobe not being as good as it says and then here we are, 3 years later, Kobe has 2 championships. Go play in traffic, Smush. You have to be really, really bad if you can’t look marginally good playing next to Kobe or Dwayne Wade.
That's the point
It’s what makes it so funny.
He DID look marginally good playing next to Kobe. And it’s the ONLY time he has EVER looked marginally good (though Lakers fans knew better).
So here’s the guy who owes every ounce of what (very) little respect he ever did receive as a basketball player to Kobe Bryant, and he’s trashing Kobe and saying that playing with him was overrated.
Hey Smushy, buddy— in Miami, D-Wade and Shaq couldn’t make you look good enough to even sit on the bench, let alone play… and let’s not even talk about starting! Only Kobe could pull off such a miracle.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL, love the aside at the end.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Why the hell did you have to bring up aside.
Just when I thought I got away from literature. Holy shit.
Why would you want to get away from literature?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Ah. My last Lit class was Intro to Mythology.
That class wrapped up my credits for Language requirements. No more! =]
Sweet 16
If I was back in college
I’d take every lit class I could get my hands on.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah, me too.
And history. Loved both.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
It's official.
I’m joining the SCGFC. Is there any documentation I need to sign, in order to be a member?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Please do.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
don't forget to mail the fee
it costs 100 cookies.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
HA HA Mr Tucker!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
SoCalGal Fan Club?
count me in.
Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court splitting the lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 nba finals game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in kobes face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP then Lebrons alarm goes off and he wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a delicious breakfast made by Lebrons mom and Delonte West.
by Kobe:The Legend on Aug 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
I’d take all the computer science classes I could get my hands on.
I actually enjoyed the Mythology class more than the general English Writing classes.
Sweet 16
Maybe literature in general isn't bad.
But IB English A1 is. The literary works my school picked up were horrendous. Also, when Chinese is your primary language with English being your secondary, it’s not fun.
To put it to those with English as their primary language's perspective...
you can go ahead and try out Chinese literature. I fucking dare you. At first it’ll seem mightily similar to English literature, but once you get used to it… the difference is like lasagna to diarrhea.
LOL! Sorry, not even sure that was the right term.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Depends on if you were using it in a technical or general sense.
In a day-to-day sense, yeah, it definitely applies. From a literary perspective, it’s more like a reverse aside. See here.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
If we can do updates for Smush
I say we do weekly/monthly updates on former Laker legends Ammo, Kwame, Mike Penberthy, etc.
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
by Hdg23 on Aug 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
As long as they don't become Celtics of course
I mean the betrayal alone means we can’t mock them anymore.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
penberthy is playing in europe, I believe
I’m his facebook friend. don’t ask.
If you wrong us, shall we not revenge? - William Shakespeare
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
………………………..
Oh shit, that excludes almost everything I say on SS&R.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
boats suck....makes you wanna pee all the time
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
the only good thing I will ever remember Smush for
that steal on Nash back in the 06 playoffs that led to the Kobe buzzer beater. We didn’t win the series but it was still an awesome moment.
In Soviet Russia, LA beats you.
by malmario on Aug 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
he also made a critical 3 in the final minutes of that game
when we were down by 5.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
It's true.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
are we going to have FIBA Game Threads?
If not, we should make one.
Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court splitting the lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 nba finals game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in kobes face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP then Lebrons alarm goes off and he wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a delicious breakfast made by Lebrons mom and Delonte West.
Affirmative
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by DexterFishmore on Aug 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
off topic
but does any1 have espn insider and can tell me which team came first for future rankings?
yea
Tracy McGrady has been signed by the Detroit Pistons to a one year minimum contract, a source close to the situation tells DraftExpress.
Draft Express (Via Twitter)
Detroit's familiar with dying industries
Might as well add basketball to the list.
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by DexterFishmore on Aug 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Bazinga.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Oh Dex, you have been more on fire than usual this last week.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
LOL why not retire in the RP. got good beaches.
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Here's a better idea:
Join me in not caring. It’s ESPN.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
1. Miami, 2. Lakers, 3. OKC
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by DexterFishmore on Aug 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN putting OKC at #3 is giving them waaay too much credit
They’ll be good, but not the 3rd best team in the league good.
I know Durant is a “beast” but that team is still a long ways off from being better than Orlando. Plus, they’ll have targets on their backs and for a young team like OKC, I don’t know if they’ll be able to handle it.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Aug 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
it's "future rankings"
not particularly next year, but which teams will do the best in the coming 4-5 years.
3peat.
lol thanks
I just immediately saw rankings and I was “aww hell no” lol completely missed the future part.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Aug 8, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
For your reading enjoyment
A great bitchslap of the Bleacher Report from one of our sister blogs:
http://www.battleofcali.com/2010/7/14/1569806/bleacher-report-sucks
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I sensed a game winner in that, and it happened.
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omg!
Thank you Anderson Silva! If he had lost I vowed I would drink myself to death, so he in fact saved my life by winning.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
wow muse that's a serious bet
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Smush Parker burning holes in my screen
geeze wheeze folks warn someone next time however in other news dude will never play again in the NBA and can we seriously get an alert new article system going SSR style because I’m consistently missing out on the fun, guess it has something to do with being on the east side, I’m moving west one day LOL
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Forget Smush Parker.
The guy doesn’t warrant attention, and this thread is proof of that. My reasoning being: on a Smush Parker thread, the comments mainly consist of either; SoCalGal, computers, or my awesomeness.
by shoang1993 on Aug 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't all threads eventually become SCG and two other random, unrelated topics?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They at least have a minor follow up of 50 comments before migrating to more relative topics...
such as SCG.
got yah and agreed
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"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Twitter is so FAST though.
SMS Text within seconds of a post. I’m logged on within 30 secs, posting a comment within the minute.
Sweet 16
Ha
They have rehab facilities for that.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
shift button FAIL
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
but i'll take an alternative
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
i'm twitterless
i dont tweet, i can’t keep up with this blog as it is lol
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
You don't have to tweet.
So long as you follow the blog on Twitter.
Those RSS Alternatives are good as well.
Sweet 16
I will look into it thanks
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
I dont either
its sort of pointless for me, unless I’m trying to find out about news/ trades.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
LOL! i think i got a twitter.....but dont know what it is
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
i got a facebook
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm sorry.
I hear there’s a fairly easy cure for that, though.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lmao!
it would really be hard to have a rectangular face…
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
OOOH! good jokes you 2 fuckin clowns! lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont either BrittneyM
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, guys?
How the fuck did this get 450 comments?
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
smush parker is that important to us
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
by shaqfor3 on Aug 8, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't you know?
At this point, the folks here just like hangin’ out together, shootin’ the shit, competing for the affections of SCG. This is just the latest hangout spot.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol Josh Tucker....you are correct agian!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Smush = page views
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Aug 8, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Actually, we dropped in page views.
Fitting, considering the subject matter aha.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 8, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
That's too bad
considering I have an eight-part Smush series in the works.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Aug 8, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I want in.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 8, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
One for each minute he’ll get.
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 8, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oooh, that smarts!
Unlike Smush.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
DEx im REC this comment on awesomness! Smush actually = SUCK
But we like to talk :)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Because everybody cares about Smush
Especially Shawn Marion
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
by angelofdeath on Aug 8, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
is he goin for a baby cow?
that is just wrong
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Why TF! is Marion laughing?
He is getting more joy out of it than he should.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Is that photoshopped?
That guy looks like Radmanovich.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
we all love smush
no but seriously, i have no clue. i was gone yesterday and i come here and it says “300 new” comments. sheeeeesh
3peat.
i'm taiwanese and I've been to China
Just to bring it up, the majority of Chinese population really hates Americans (especially the ones above 40 years old). lol
I blame Smush
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by DexterFishmore on Aug 8, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You can blame this guy too
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
by angelofdeath on Aug 8, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Huh?
Not my experience at all. Kobe agrees…
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
by 99bc99 on Aug 8, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Cool pic!
Love the purple and gold.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
purp and gold WU-tang style Karate chop Kobe Judo kick Bryant!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Van Gundy is at it again
“[The Heat] will break the single-season win record [of 72],‘’ Jeff Van Gundy said. "And I think they have a legit shot at the Lakers’ 33-game [winning] streak [in 1971-72], as well. And only the Lakers have even a remote shot at beating them in a playoff series. They will never lose two games in a row this year."
Maybe he's trying to put more pressure on the Heat
Make the season more interesting.
Formerly known as "akb24b"
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Lets go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
hey, maybe
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
This is why i hate Smush Parker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7adyWRtWoFM
Kobe: "Listen, if you told me at the beginning of the year that we’ve got two games at home to win a championship, yeah, I’ll take that shit"
by hrghori on Aug 8, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd never seen this interview before, only heard about it.
What an ass.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
yeah he is
i heard kobe had a response, but ive never seen it
Kobe: "Listen, if you told me at the beginning of the year that we’ve got two games at home to win a championship, yeah, I’ll take that shit"
its a shame
cause without Kobe and the Lakers he would be a nobody.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
by shaqfor3 on Aug 8, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fixed.
cause without Smush, Kobe and the Lakershewould bea nobodynowhere.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
lmao
nvm my post on why 500+ comments. Josh and the gang is here.
Hahaaaaa! Made my day!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
I'm an all or nothing kind of guy.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
damnit
I missed the convos in real time. that’s my only regret.;-)
When do you get to be called “sir”?;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
btw
you guys owe me some cookies. This site is starting to be NFSW, lol.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Lol
NSFW = Cookies?
Apparently there are some inside jokes here that I still don’t get…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
ask SCG and BlueXF
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Why you...
Damn, I can’t even get mad at you.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
2 weeks
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
well
shout out to everybody – Guys! Better enjoy Josh within the next two weeks before he fades away again!!!! ;-D
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Hey now
Okay, probably true.
But then I’ll be back before you know it.
I gotta get to my studies, but I basically have no choice but to get them done in the next few weeks. After that, I’ll have a little time. I’ll be around.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I know
I’m just wondering why nobody’s here right now. Sunday night out, I guess
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Seriously.
It’s dead in here right now. Where is everybody?
HELLO
OOOO
OOO
OO
O
…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
As Dex would say
OHAI!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
...S'up?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
that's a dog
where’s me cats?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL, that's more like it.
So cute!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
ah
that’s more like it.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
oops
it’s what popped into my head, so I didn’t copy what you said, SCG.
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Great minds and all that jazz.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Dex is the master.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
hiya yourself
so, what do you think? over 500 for a post on smush parker. not bad eh? ;-D
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
What? We haven't broken 600 yet?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL Blue!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
its pretty amazing in general
how popular this blog has become and how huge the community is
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
agreed Justin!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesomeness.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
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