I love the funny people here at SS&R
by Josh Tucker on Aug 6, 2010 8:30 PM PDT
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PrintWe recently had a FanPost in appreciation of The Credits — and deservedly so, for they consistently rock my world. We also recently saw a FanPost expressing how great this blog is, and indeed, the folks who manage this thing simply kick ass. We've also talked much about how great this community is, in terms of the quality of discussion here and the general scarcity of run-of-the-mill internet morons that can be found... well, everywhere else. This community truly is an intelligent and well-manered one, and I, for one, freakin' love it.
But I just have to take a moment to take my hat off to all the funny people around these parts. BXF (the lurker) and SCG (the snarker) come to mind, and PSLF can always be counted on for the sarcasm and innuendos — but there are a lot of you guys out there (apologies to the many who should be mentioned here but, mainly because of my terrible memory, are not — you know who you are).
I think it's a fairly recent development. Not, like, in the last few weeks, not that recent ... but I think that this is an element that has really developed over the course of this last season, especially the latter part.
The cat pictures. Actually, all the pictures... but especially the cat pictures. The inside jokes. The teasing back and forth, especially the recurring themes between specific people. The internet flirting. The "fail" comments (i.e., reply fail). The sarcasm — ohhhh, the sarcasm! The movie references. The "lrn2google" and "lrn2internet" comments. The "PAT RAILLY!" And yes, the consistent jabs at my inability to write anything remotely close to short.
And that's not even the half of it. You guys are HILARIOUS. I rarely participate in the hilarity, because I really am just not a very funny or witty person. Serious and insightful is what I do. Witty and clever? Not so much. So I don't participate much, but it cracks me up on a near-constant basis. I've always loved this place for the intelligent, high-level discussion. But more and more, lately, I love this place because every time I come here, I crack up incessantly. You guys are a freakin' riot.
So here's to you guys. Intelligent and classy is great — intelligent, classy, and funny? I love this blog. I love you guys.
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I nominate myself in your group. I am not funny at all but I make an attempt
and that makes me the Corny Guy. I make stupid jokes to try and fit in and it gets like one, (if Im lucky) chuckle. Either way I like the humor on this site. I would like to agree with you one person that is really funny. SCG! Her and the banter she has with other members cracks me up.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Yeah, she definitely elevates the entire humor quotient of just about any thread.
Let’s just say she makes her teammates funnier.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
WOAH....she has a team?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 6, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't like her Paul Gasol?
: ) maybe im confusing you with another member that she continues to joke with.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
ummmm that top sentence was greek?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It's missing a "you"
“Aren’t you like…”
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol and yet agian my sarcasm does not come through this blasted internet!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
ah ha!
BlueXfalcon sorry about that.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
yup she sure does.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
She makes the threads hilarious...
Every time I read her comments I crack up. Along with the usual suspects.
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
nice Avatar Ray....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Sarge.
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
Dexterfishmore all pulls a tear-jerker/knee-slapper.
Well let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west. A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness.
Yeah, his blog posts are consistently hilarious
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Dex has been on a tear lately....
O.F.A.M.F
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
I do not know what that means
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
The last two letters are definitely...
mother fucker.
I guarantee it and I am willing to go up against anyone who doubts me. Even Ray DLC.
Ah... I think I got it...
One funny ass…?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
You're good.
I get most of the credit for the last two words though. They’re harder.
…
But you’re good.
LOL, thanks for clearing that up for me.
I was totally clueless. I think the “punctuation” threw me off.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
^ This was awesome. Just figured it out, and then there’s a new one… “Shit.”
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
{tissue giveth}
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Help, anybody?
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
you need Ron Ron's psychiatrist?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
http://qdb.mercenariesguild.net/50
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
I was trying to be p.c. about it...
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
Dude, the only P.C. we need here is made by Dell or HP.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I was going for the pun...
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
It was - So was SoCalGal.
That should’ve been living you.
ACER......cheap
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You get the cookie my brother....
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
And where did the PAT RAILLY guy go?
I read the fanpost but never had the fortune to meet him in (virtual) person :(.
HEY!
you cracked me the fuck up today! hard to do man!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
I know
I was so pleased with myself. But let’s be honest — that was likely the first time, and may very well be the last.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
But let’s be honest
1st time yes…..never the last Mr. Tucker!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions
this^^^ was for Josh Tucker
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 6, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Inception?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Need to see that.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
it's a real mind-fuck! Your brain will get a work out
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t seen it yet, don’t talk about it!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
pipe down SoCal i didnt say shit that will effect anything....
and get off ur ass and go see it!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey now
It’s get off her fine ass, to you
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL, thank you!
Actually, I’m gonna try to see it this weekend. Been so busy I haven’t had a chance.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
uhHUH
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO!
ur gettin the hang of the humor-coaster!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
playin’ next to SCG elevates my game.
I’m like the Smush Parker of internet humor. Next thing you know, The Peninsula Is Mightier will recruit me as a serviceable funny man, then bench me, and then just ask me to stay as far away from the blog as possible.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
see that is where your wrong.
you shouldnt be playing next to her….
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
See, now you're confusing reality with fantasy...
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL! sorry i do that alot
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if anyone noticed...
but this is pretty epic IMO.
Not sure if you intended it or not, but the inclusion of The Peninsula Is Mightier is fucking awesome.
It's kind of a cross-thread reference
from here.
Ahh, tabbed browsing.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
No, yeah I got it.
I just wanted to comment on how epic I thought it was.
Also probably to vent off some of the confusion I get when reading articles from that blog.
Glad you liked it.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
This is more like the Josh I know and love.
Longer than the FanPost, which kinda freaked me out. Thought you might be sick or something.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I thought it was an imposter at first..
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
I never seen him do a fan shot....
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
ROFL
See, there you guys go again…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
he does got a new Icon right?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
if you guys really insist
i will take the award for comedian of SSR
The hell?
I thought I was the resident spotlight-jacker.
UMMMM
Dude you are forgetting somebody called smart_guy.
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
I didn't forget.
I always know how much of a smart guy I am.
well i'm so smart that my screen name is smart_guy
beat that :DD
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Apparently not so smart.
Your underscore beats you.
I'm so confused
This is, like, the un-wittiest banter I’ve read in ages…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
rightly said
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
shit, correctly said
is rightly even a word?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
It is.
And it works here.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
just like the plural of cactus is cacti......who would've known?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I've known since second grade..
When my teacher told me several interesting facts that I thought were quirky.
Such as how the plural of ‘ox’ is not ‘oxes’ but rather ‘oxen’, and how every time you fart- someone dies.
Dude that's killing it even more
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Yes... I admit it.
I can’t find pics for shit.
how bout this ?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
That is his quizzical look.
You sir are not smart_guy!
my cat looks like this when I feed him
the big one, atleast. The little one is screaming at me the whole time because I’m taking too long.
Josh, you made a funny.
See, you can do it.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
SCG believes in me... {turns red}
…maybe there’s hope for me yet.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
wierd shit....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
SS&R is like my daily dose of the funnies..
except you can actually be a part of the comedy. The comedy is what got me hooked in the first place. A lot of other blogs on SBN are so cynical and monotone. Thanks for posting that link regarding my proposal acceptance from SCG, she thinks I was joking, but I ran out yesterday and got myself a genuine Cracker Jack box. Giggity, giggity…ALLright.. ;)
Kobe is like constantly in Kill Mode - Ron Artest
{tries to figure out how to juggle all these dudes; how the fuck does Erica Kane do it?!}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
She does it with class SCG...
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
In that case
SCG can handle it.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah she can....
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
With all this talk about SoCalGal I just had to click on her screen name and post what she has on her bio
Life-long Lakers fan, native of Los Angeles, currently living in Pasadena, novice marathon-runner (recovering from injury), beginning golfer (can I stick with it?), knitting newbie, professional snark.
“knitting newbie” is my favorite.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
I feel like this has all of a sudden become
Match.com. We got profiles of people and back and forth banter. Sooner or later we’ll have 50 bajillion questions for everyone to answer to find their perfect Laker fan counterpart. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
true but Match.com has a different purpose
while we are in it just for the banter. but your suggestion about finding a Laker fan counterpart would be awesome. Especially since its the off season. lol
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Oh I know
I was just trying to make a funny. I guess I’ll haz to liv with diz sad.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
You'll have a hard time matching...
once all the ladies get matched to me.
Unless it's just matching..
and not like… match.com-matching.
Dude
you practice polygamy?
tsk. tskIt's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
It isn't
Thats the point
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Oh come on...
marriage is so everyone else.
Not quite
We will have reached that level once all the guys start begging SCG to post pictures of herself…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lmao
it would be funny if she posted something like this
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Just confused
[insert surprisingly apt text-only emoticon here]
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Or better yet
I need one of those nifty “Doez not compute” cat pictures… if only I was cool like you guys…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Where is Dex when you need him, right?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Wait how does it not make sense?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
LOL!
hey i dont do pics as well Josh Tucker…..it’s all good bro just throw a one liner or 2 in there.
Im not that funny on the “net” cause it doesnt show my deadpan expresions
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
did guys really ask her to post pics of herself?
If she didnt that must mean she is hot. Just my own little theory.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
No, but when people do, we will have officially transitioned from basketball blog to social networking website.
Or maybe 4Chan…
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 7, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
lol true.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Wham-O! and the comes Saurav with a channel4 Ref.....lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
ummmmm....
no Marty ……i will not make out with you!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, for the record, I starting knitting for charity, but it took me forever to get the hang of it.
Now I actually enjoy it, especially when I see the finished product.
Nerdy? Yes. Fashionably nerdy? Absolutely!
Golf is for anger management.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Whatever you say
golf didn’t exactly work for Happy Gilmore. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
something tells me you have your own fan base among SSR members
The fact that you knit, play golf and love the lakers makes all the single males even more curious. lol!
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
my grandmother used to knit
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
just blow shit up like meeeee.....(this user did not mean to offend non-war minded people and will shut up immediately)
Golf is for anger management.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Erica Kane doesn't have the easy solution to all her problems that you do.
Pick me.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
So you're saying you're an easy problem...
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
Uh...
Surely the English language isn’t that difficult?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Just messing J.T.
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
Josh Tucker is........EASY!!
go get him ladies!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Not quite
It’s only an easy solution to all of SCG’s problems.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL!
but hey if ur gonna lay the red carpet out for her Josh…..
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Joey style!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao
oh you owned her son.
You owned her so bad.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Wow
I guess I didn’t put enough sarcasm in this post if no one got it. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
lol its all good alot of my jokes go by the wayside as well
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not understand
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
What do you do if an elephant ic cumming through your window?
Swim like hell!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh MAN that was raunchy!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL, Sarge, that was in my territory.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
haha
that was one of a million i gots
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe i missed out on this awesome post
well I agree with you Josh , SCG and bluexFalcon are definitely hilarious except he has a X360 , i mean who in their right mind would pay $50 to pay online :D
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
People who want the best online service =D
You get what you pay for with Live.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
And had to defend my own gaming habits!
I mean, if you ask me, its a steal. For less than the price of a new game, you get a whole year’s worth of an awesome online network of gaming.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
"pay $50 to pay online"??
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
play*
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
i know.....sarcasm does not always translate well :)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
i agree
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
yeah.......and you didnt miss out.....it'll fire back up when everybody wakes up from their respective hangovers.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
welcome back! {pictures SCG golfing} lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
pull your pants up Kanye and get a haircut!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
He's missing the bottle of Hennessey he was drinking from.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Now Now Blue
I’ma let you finish but SoCalGal had one of the best comments OF ALL TIME!!!
OF ALL TIME!!!!
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
perfect opportunity to post a Taylor Swift pic
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
by KBZ on Aug 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect opportunity to post ANOTHER Taylor Swift pic
apparently she wore a custom jersey at a concert at staples 
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
by KBZ on Aug 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
[still open]
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
{mopping the floor under blue's slack jaw}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
yeah normally she does not do it for me....but she just raised the bar...
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a big country fan, but women...
I’ve got all their albums.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
just the women of country?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Women.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
what an awesome one word reply!
WOMEN
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Shania Twain is the best...
country female artist
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I'm convinced
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
this concert made me love her (and her band - one of the best I had seen)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1WnXZtZNmA
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
she is a stuck up B*tch
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Which would be an issue if there was the remotest possibility that I might, you know, ever speak to her.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i dunno that "miss you much" song killed my ....anything for her
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
don't call miss twain a b*tch, sarge...
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
offended another in my lifetime....
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
It’s about time. How many flies did you swallow?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
yep, I like her a lot.
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
still doesn't do it for me.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Wilt Chamberlain looks shorter these days
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
lol!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
thas blasphamy
wilt chamberlain is rollin in his mansion of a grave
Czheck Productions
Under The Basement Radio
Your Honor, we have been Sandbagged! I call for an immediate mistrial
country music sucks
sorry if I offended anyone.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
so offended you let off the shift button....lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It has its moments Shaq3
and I HATE country, but I’m good enough to admit that every genre has their exceptions and country has a couple of them.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
OMG haha!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Taylor swift sucks!
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
Oh wait, are we talking about music now?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
sorry { blinking my eyes}
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
but, seriously, sometimes she is even worse than a regular person wiht some singing ability, though her songs are not bad. She is a good songwriter than a good singer.
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
by rs850_Lakers on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I was never a Swift fan...
…but I think she might be actually okay when I had seen this some time ago.
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
He may be a "funny guy" but dont piss him off
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
picture fail?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
i HATE acronyms! and here in the military we got too many to remember!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I always liked DILLIGAF the best.
"Lebron has the ball, dribbles down the court, splitting the Lakers defenders with 5 seconds left on the clock with the game on the line in the 2011 NBA Finals Game 7! Lebron pulls up from deep, in Kobe's face and drains the three pointer! HEAT WIN HEAT WIN!!! 89-88!!!!!
...BEEP BEEP BEEP...BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Then Lebron's alarm goes off and he wakes up and goes downstairs to eat a delicious breakfast made by his mom and Delonte West."
It took me 23 hours to figure this out.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
OH MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN!!!
lrn2google
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LMFAO!!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HE GOT YOU
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
Teach someone something and they turn on you.
Shameful.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
IT IS LIFE DEARY
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
caps fail
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now now.
Don’t think about it as turning on you.
Just think of it as taking the pebble from your hand.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
does the fork really bend?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
is there really a fork at all?
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool? Crazy?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Right.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Wouldn't BAMF be sufficient?
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
LOL! Absolutely. Didn't think of that one.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Hahaha...
Now you use acronyms.
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
LMAO thanks! that is why i dont do pics! im computer dumb. and im recording on sheer help and cause Jack rox!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
So how much did you guys pay Josh Tucker to do this?
Shaqfor3 should probably be included in that group based on his picture contributions alone
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
S43 definitely is among those who was forgotten, but should not have been.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I haven't paid Josh yet.
But he knows he’s gonna get his.
;-)
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
{puts hand over mouth, while trembling with undue laughter}
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
One can dare to hope...
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
im gonna comment with.....no comment ;)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this post
SSR is where I turn to when I am having a shitty day. Also its great to be able to talk with other Laker fans in an informal way with the jokes and funny “news” posts by Dex.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
news?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
^^^^ sarcasm :)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah my sarcasm detector is broken
;)
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
by shaqfor3 on Aug 7, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Boom.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
A lot of credit should go to the guy made these as well:
Formerly known as "akb24b"
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Lets go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
by LakerAce on Aug 7, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love it
but nothing beats “I’ll flop him so hard he’ll think I’m dead”
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Haha
I love how he’s turned various NBA players into caricatures of other people. Like Garnett as Samuel L. Jackson and Luke as some fratboy.
Sweet 16
Yeah, the Luke caricature IS pretty awesome.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
agreed!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
It would seem I missed the "Not it" one until today.
Friggin’ awesome.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
You're one of my favorites.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I'm guessing that Mrs. SSR is out of town?
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
LOL, or she doesn't read SS&R.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
hmmm..she used to.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
yup
she was even an editor at one time, subbing for Josh in posting an article once, if I’m not mistaken
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
True, indeed.
I don’t even remember where I was, but I didn’t have the ability to login and do it. So she got in and started a thread, though she didn’t really know what she was doing.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
ha! I got it right
she did intro herself with a one-liner, but can’t really remember what the article was, lol! Maybe PSLakerfan can…
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
It was titled....
“Does anyone know a good divorce attorney?”
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Snap.
Even harsher than usual tonight, PS. Sheeeeeesh!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Hahaha
He’s trying to steal her from me!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Ouch.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I feel like we should all be charging you two...........
to lay down on our virtual couch.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
geez Josh.........
get the lady a couch, will ya?
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
I've got couches up the wazoo
I love them. I move them around all the time. Sometimes I sit on one, sometimes on another.
And when I’m tired of sitting on imaginary couches, I grab a chair.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I knew you were around somewhere......
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Still do!
When I find the time away from all the other shit I have to do I try and catch up.
I just never post.
what town?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, she is.
But it’s all in good fun, anyways.
Well, it was… until SCG caught my Johnny Dangerously reference. And if she had gotten my Alice in Chains reference, the Mrs. might have a problem.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
OMG, you posted a cat pic. WTG!!!
And dammit on Alice in Chains. Missed that one.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I know!
Aren’t you proud of me?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Alice in Chains
Was the I Stay Away reference.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I miss Layne Staley.
{spontaneously mourns}
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
you know Josh, sometimes your reputation does precede you
I honestly thought you’d look up all of the funny one-time commenter and list them in descending order of recs and use some advanced stat to crown the funniest lurker on SSR, and then provide insightful commentary supporting your position.
this of course, would take 4-5 pages, and would sufficiently power me thru my current lecture in the wonderful world of blood-borne diseases.
but heartwarming appreciation works too~
ok, enough lurking, back to work!
Today's sports media excels at over-reaction to a single event and specializes in hyperboles. But hey, it's that or my biochem textbook...
Haha
Classic. Yeah, I could see me doing that.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
yeah the PEE-WEE award for funny
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Woah.
Sarge just owned BXF.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL all i do is in good fun
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the best part is your humor came through in the post
You’re getting the hang of the internetz, sir! WTG!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
im still funnier in person.....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I am two days late for the party. I gotta check the fanposts more often.
Josh Tucker Post = 300+ comments minimum. Fucking Pied Piper.
and PSLF can always be counted on for the sarcasm and innuendos
Sarcasm? Yeah that’s me.
Innuendo? That sounds like some kind of gay Spanish sex toy…………..actually, yeah, that’s me too.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
by pslakerfan on Aug 8, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha! hey i was away for the better part of 2 months and now im just starting to catch on to some of the inside jokes!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
ROFL
Gold. F-ing gold.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
you said it
oh yeah, lurker extra-extraordinaire fits you too
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
imma throw my hat in the ring
what did the street sweeper say when he was tired?
…
i’m sweepy. get it? sweepy
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
Out of frustration? Anger? Sadness? Penetration?
You have to admit, c.lobster’s joke was pretty good.
It's a "gr", buddy, not an "m"
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
not to turn the this blog overtly sexual but
im used to penetration ‘groans’.
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
The woman you've done haven't been very vocal, I assume @.@.
Groans are relatively mild. Moans even more so.
If you're referring to the two posts(?) above you.
It wasn’t intended as comedy. I never intend anything to be comedy.
i fail to see the awkwardness
in that situation. it looks like it would be just a friendly bonding experience.
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
Poor guy
No one ever explained to him The Rules.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
o i c
like this?
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
I think this is the appropriate time to post this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQVpK6fVc0
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
by pslakerfan on Aug 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He so bugs me. Not funny at all.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
i was under the impression
yelling was a good way to make jokes better. ex.
WHAT DID THE STREET SWEEPER SAY WHEN HE WAS TIRED?
I’M SWEEPY.
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
fuck that guy he got me blown up 3 times
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd have to agree.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
NO BLUE......
i will not pee in the corner with you!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Safe to say it's best not make assumptions.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
It wasn't an assumption...
but rather another way of saying that groans can result from penetration as well.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I see...
then let me make it clear.
It isn’t limited to moaning.
LOL, so cute and so funny.
And another pic from you. I’m bursting with pride.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
ROFL
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i dont even know how the fuck to post damn pics here........WTF!!!
did i sound mad?? lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You right click on a picture, and copy image URL.
Then, in the comment frame, you click the little tree and paste the URL.
Then you preview that shit, and if you don’t see a picture, you go back and check your URL.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
ok lemme try
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally a dog pic...
Thanks Josh.
I look at the momentums of the game, and how you affect the game. Statistics can’t tell you that, can’t teach you how to feel a game. Statistics are just for fantasy buffs or something- Kobe Bryant
I can't believe the people of Miami said Kobe sucks. And I can't believe mark Cuban continues to doubt Kobe. I'm gonna tell Kobe about this-Ron Artest via twitter
oh man
im not supposed to eat her face? fuck.
"I wanted to do what was best for LeBron James, and what LeBron James is going to do to make him happy."- Lebron James
LOL, no you're not supposed to eat her face.
Now, as for eating…just a second.
Hello?
Oh, c.lobster, I gotta take this call. Be back later.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
lol.
well this whole little string of comments has just gotten more and more out of PC-ville
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Am I wrong, or are you bugged by me for some reason?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
No.
I apologize if I came off that way.
Won’t happen again.
Hey, no worries. I just sensed a little something. My mistake.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
im laughing at the lameness of this joke....ha
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
SCG needs an SSR award or something
fun and smart and, probably, the friendliest of the bunch…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
tanks Bernel....boom!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I see wat u did there...
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
lol alT
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 8, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hey sarge
don’t have a pass for the night?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
naw....had to pack it in last nite :(
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe. socalgal's friendlier (friendliest) though...
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
lol
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Brian Shaw Rec's this post
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by Czheck on Aug 9, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I must say, the captioned pictures (not the cat ones) are the best part of most of these threads, aside from information on Smush of course.
I would also like to express thanks to all of those out there that are polite enough not to call me out on my glaring spelling and grammatical errors. I try my best to form coherent points while I’m either half asleep or exhausted. I know many other blogs that are not so lenient on the spelling/grammar, so I’d like to thank you guys for not being spelling nazi’s (also for not being so reactionary to every little controversial topic unlike our friends in green lol)
So this Bud light is too you Mr/s Silver Screen and Roll blogger (is that the correct term for people who frequent this “blog”) I don’t even know what constitutes by definition as a blog and what doesn’t.
Wurd.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
MAY BADDSSSS SON
neeevaaaaaa again
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Your Honor, we have been Sandbagged! I call for an immediate mistrial
We only call out visitors for their errors, not our regulars.
Shameful, but true.
We should be nicer.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Eh
Usually, it is in response to them making a highly ill-advised attempt to insult our intelligence. If you’re going to come here and throw personal attacks, claim we’re idiots, and generally foam at the mouth with our stupidity as your central thesis … all while failing to construct even a single error-free sentence — well, you deserve what you get.
We do at times correct each other’s grammar here, too — but I think what robi s is getting at is that when we do, it’s always good natured, from a position of either (a) teasing someone we already know can handle some good-natured ribbing, or (b) providing information that may be either helpful to someone who has interest in writing correctly, or interesting to people who just find the English language interesting. I think there’s a certain extent to which people around here do occasionally find things like that interesting. But the point is that amongst ourselves, there’s really never any serious, derogatory or pejorative correcting of grammar … and when we apply it to the trolls, hey, usually they outright asked for it.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Whew, now I don't feel so bad.
Suck it, illiterates!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
OMG, that would have been hilarious.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
When the font is small enough, sometimes those i's look like l's.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Damn, I had to zoom the text after reading blue's comment, just to be sure I really typed it right.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
You are so clever! I learn something new from you every day.
Now, get off my lawn!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Speaking of grammar, how the hell do you write that correctly?
Technically, you’re not supposed to have the apostrophes in there. It’s CDs and DVDs, not CD’s and DVD’s. It’s 1990s, not 1990’s.
But…
How do you do that with individual letters? If you followed that rule, then what I wrote above as i’s would simply turn into the present tense of the verb to be. And what I wrote as l’s would suddenly become a Linux command for displaying directory contents.
So… anyone know what the official convention in such cases is?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I use quotation marks instead of apostrophes, but I'm not sure that's correct. It kind of depends on how it looks when I'm done.
I know someone who uses apostrophes for almost every goddamned thing that has an “s” on the end. It drive’s me insane.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Yeah, I thought of that, too.
But a quotation mark followed by an ‘s’ without a space doesn’t work, either. Perhaps the only really good solution would be to adjust the sentence to make those terms singular:
When the font is small enough, sometimes an “i” can look like an “l”.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah, you're probably right. I usually end up writing to make things easier for people to understand.
I deal with dolts on a regular basis.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
People are stupid.
A fact which makes me love SS&R all the more.
Where did all you people come from?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
SS&R: A Haven for All Refugees from Stupidity
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
sorry guys im stoopid.......and im IN the haven!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i have to agree
i just went to lurk on the miami blog, some of their fanshots make me cringe…. like this one:
3peat.
Ha... Irony.
It’s funny, because all that really does is reinforce the point that those guys would NEVER do that.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
that team would be dope
but whos the white guy? i kid i kid
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I think you do put in the apostrophe
especially for “i” because otherwise it looks like “is”
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
If you're going to make it plural, you probably have no choice.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
I love the cat ones
Another thing I love about this blog is the people are cat lovers, I presume, like me.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Not so much.
When the cat pictures became such a big thing, my first thought was, “That makes no sense; dogs are the smart ones.”
Then, I realized that that is part of what makes it so funny. Cats are too stupid (not to mention apathetic) to actually think these things… and that just makes it funnier.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
and that's what I love most about cats...
…conceited, selfish dumb, and lazy. But funny. Reminds me of humans __
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Some kitty haiku for you...
The dog wags his tail
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I’ve lost interest.
Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I’m convinced:
You’re an idiot.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
If you did this in the last 7 minutes, I might be in love...
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL, I wish!
Alas, I got this from a friend of mine before my cat died.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
ur married, josh...
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Well, it's a good thing she didn't just write it in 7 minutes.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
sooooo......things u still dont know bout ppl
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
some of my cats (more than three years ago) - now all dead
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
The mods here seem to have a tendency to suck up to the community.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Jealous much?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
by SoCalGal on Aug 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
be careful of your comments or...
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
What do you mean good sir?
Do you care to explain your thoughts instead of making such a general statement.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
he's a good guy over here
like wave. I don’t think he intended to offend anyone.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
yah, but nonetheless...
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Just noticed your sig, bernel. Nice quotes.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
thanks
I like to collect quotes from books and movies…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Just a joke.
We are in desperate need of a sarcasm/this is a joke font.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
Actually, I forgot to add a smiley face on my "jealous" comment.
Too bad we don’t have Comic Sans.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
About your only option is the "/sarcasm" tag.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
In that case we really do
cuz I did not catch the sarcasm at all. In fact, I remember you being friendly with everyone thats why I was so taken aback. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
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