One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal.
Originally posted on my buzz, but then thought some of you guys might enjoy it.
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lol...
…owned
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." -Gil Meriken
holy fuck! I think I just shot some gatorade through my nose! Too funny.....lovely quote that is goin on my Facebook.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
I was expecting something completely different, but this is fantastic!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
A bit unlike me, isn't it?
I appear to have cracked up several of the funniest people around these parts… which is definitely a first for me.
I will say that you do get a little more of this kind of thing from my Buzz.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Sometimes it's good to be knocked off guard.
You done it this time. Excellent.
I always forget about Buzz, but I’ll try to check yours.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Oh, and my first thought was "Why would Josh make a FanShot instead of a FanPost? They're so short."
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Hahaha
I know, right?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Just read your profile
Awesome t-shirt.
Professional snark, indeed. Couldn’t possibly put it better myself. Not even with 1,000 words.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Where can I buy? Because I will buy.
And I will wear. And I will love. And I will cherish.
Hm...
the website markets Cleveland.
Conundrum.
yeah, I thought there was gonna be a longer one and click the buzz link, haha..
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
Hey Blue....wats a Buzz?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Start drinking and you'll find out.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
hmmmm....i will be kind and not say what comes to mind on this one ;)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like an all-in-one social networking tool from Google. Like Twitter-ish.
If you click on Josh’s profile, he links to his Buzz page.
Sweet 16
ok....got it even though i dont twitter.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
im using this as my sig from now on
thank you J.T. !!!
ps: Tucker , not Timberlake
"Better learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's gonna fall out."- Kobe Bryant to JR Smith,who was talking trash, after dropping 49pts,10assits on the Nuggets in Game 2 of the '08 First round playoffs
and there it is
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
w00t
I got in a sig. I’m so proud.
Especially since your previous one kicked ass. I’m glad I saw it before it was replaced. Cracks me up.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
like your sig, very true. And It think it is something to be worry about for the generations to come.
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
Bonus: You can add Dwyane Wade to that joke
Heck, let’s just go down the whole list so we know who we can substitute into the gag:
2004 Men’s USA Basketball Team (Bronze Medal Olympics)
Carmelo Anthony
Carlos Boozer
Tim Duncan
Allen Iverson
Lebron James
Richard Jefferson
Stephon Marbury
Shawn Marion
Lamar Odom (ouch, don’t remind him)
Emeka Okafor
Amare Stoudemire
Dwyane Wade
hehehehehehehehe I especially revel in the fact that LBJ, DWade, and Tim Duncan were third place finishers. Kobe – SOLID GOLD.
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
by Gil Meriken on Aug 7, 2010 12:56 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Gil sighting #2
LOL TD a 3rd place finisher? never!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 7, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
burn!
Today's sports media excels at over-reaction to a single event and specializes in hyperboles. But hey, it's that or my biochem textbook...
hahahaha this is funny...
i’m in the office fighting sleep and trying to work and i read this.. hahaha totally woke me up!
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess."
- Kobe Bryant
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