Hey, You. Create Humor. Now! 8/31
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 7:22 AM PDT
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PrintI've been wanting to do this for a while now, and really haven't been inspired to create a FanPost, until I found a picture that I recently posted in the credits. See it here: The Credits: "Anchorman". I'll save that picture for another time as I'm sure it would create some lude funny comments that need to be kept tucked away until this contest has gotten off on the right foot, lol.
Similar to how the rough cuts have taken over the start of this long offseason (even though i haven't seen one in a while........... who's turn is it anyways..........) I'd like to start a weekly ritual. With all the humor and inside jokes that fly around this blog, I think we could come up with some pretty hilarious comments in a create-a-caption contest. I'm going to try to post a picture every Tuesday for us to experiment on. I'll try to keep them Laker or NBA related, but sometimes I may not be able to resist. Create as many captions as you want, just make 'em funny. The comment that receives the most rec's will win. In the next weeks post, I'll tell you who the winners are (the top 3-5 answers) and attach the new create-a-caption picture. I'll also keep a running tab of who has the most wins. At the end of the season, the winner will be declared and crowned Create-A-Caption Contest Champion 2011 (CCCC 2011 or 4C '11). You will win bragging rights for the year and possibly and year supply of cookies (did someone say CUHKIES!!!!!!!!) 
and maybe Dex will even throw in his secret combination to his cat pic vault (which I heard is guarded by a cat who he equipped with some high-tech weaponry..........)
Continue for the actual Create-A-Caption Contest picture. Remember to have fun. The best remedy for anything in life is laughter.
Hey, you. Create humor. Now!
via www1.pictures.zimbio.com 8/31
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"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
poor cats, why can't ya'll find some dogs??
I don’t know how ya’ll be putting these pics together, lets see some fish, birds, something other then a cat please lol
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
I for one..
love the pussys!
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarge, is that you?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
naa its a different dude
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
But he love the pussies too.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
I think the majority
of dudes do.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
i had a cat named kobe once
he got hit by a car tho…not very kobe-esque
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn't jump over that Aston Martin, huh?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
nope..couldnt even move out the damn way
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i concur
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
joke thief! lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
im dead ass serious
(staleface)
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont joke about pussy
lol
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
haha!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess ill try and start.........
“Who knew the Lakers bench was sponsored by AT&T. More bars in more places.”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
“Shannon Brown tries to demonstrate to you what he thinks of his dunk contest effort”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
LOL
I can see this weekly post being awesome.
But that pic was used in one of BDL’s CaC!
;-p
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
it was?......... shit!
maybe ill switch it up real quick since nobody has commented on it but me.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Funny, that's what it looks like Shannon is trying to do.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
But he lost the handle on it.
Wait, what?
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
LOL, nasty.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
[Lawrence Tanter voice]
Introducing your 2009-2010 Taco Squad.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
OK.
PICTURE HAS BEEN CHANGED.
I dont want this to resemble or have anything to do with Trey Kerby and BDL.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Jack: “I know a really good restaurant up in North Hollywood. You should try the artichokes.”
Gentry: “Ohh, thanks. Will do”
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 8:46 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I thought it was a deep-fried avacado Gentry got sick on.
or am i missing the joke.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I clearly remember that in-game they said it was a deep-fried avocado
But the news story says that it was artichoke and dip.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
noted.
thanks.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Artichokes with a bit o' butter are delicious.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, "m" and "k" are not even next to each other.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Ha, funny!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Uh, Isn't m directly under k?
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Kinda in the middle under "j" and "k".
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
yeah, its more in line with F7, and parallel with shift.
{smart asses all over the place.}
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Sarcasm, Snark & Ribaldry, right?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
by SoCalGal on Aug 31, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
<3
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
I see what you did there.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
REC
give it to blue, I got nothing for this contest, I’ll probably try harder if I was winning some cash LOL
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
i forgot to mention that the winner also receives
$5,000 DOLLARS
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{in monopoly money}
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Boardwalk Hotel, you're mine!
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
I'll take the Money!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
I have no funny pictures to show, but a trade I heard
Carmelo Anthony & Kenyon Martin for Ron Artest, Andrew Bynum, and Sasha Vujacic.
Melo is a beast, but this got me laughing for a good 5 minutes.
Clue on where I heard it… from an ESPN columnist who lives in LA but hates the Lakers.
Now, in more relevant news...
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
He's just kidding.
It’s Bambi.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Never Ending Story
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT???
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Carmelo Anthony & Kenyon Martin for Ron Artest,Andrew BynumLamar Odom, and Sasha Vujacic.
Fixed.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Carmelo Anthony
& Kenyon Martinfor Ron Artest,Andrew BynumLamar OdomLuke Walton, and Sasha Vujacic.
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=2gypp7a
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
Fixed
Carmelo Anthony & Kenyon Martin forRon Artest, Andrew Bynum Lamar Odom Luke Walton, and Sasha VujacicAdam Morrison.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Dude, why whould you trade away the AMMO?
of legendary pwrs?
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Jack- “Ya see Gentry this is the kind of shit you have to deal with when you have so many women in your life and a penis this large”
Gentry-{gasps}
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Gentry: Wow Jack, thanks, that looks like a really good play. I’m gonna run it out of the timeout.
Jack: What are you talking about? I just sneezed …
Gentry: Ugh, you should really get that checked out
…
I’m still using the play though
by C.A. Clark on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL, nasty and funny.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
just made it green
like purple better though
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
is that a cat's purr?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Kaa, is that you?
Trust in me….
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Jack – “Im confused, this guy ‘2NASHTY’ thinks your team is gonna win because they play as a team and have heart. and ‘Suns Fan For Life’ thinks the free throws given to your team in games 3 and 4 were earned. This is ridiculous. Where did you get this transcript, M Night Schamalayan? ha ha ha ha”
Gentry – “…………………………………………”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
my favorite so far, heh
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
OOHH good one
got me with M. Night Shamawhateverhisnameis cause he FUCKED UP the last airbender movie, I was pissed but back to the topic, I resend my vote for blue above and REC, REC for Lakersfoeva
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
u can unrec if u want.....
its ok to rec more than one post., though.
there are alot of funny people here.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman replacement read the script for “Bucket List 2: India’s Revenge”
by Jevon O on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Gentry – “I’ve deployed my secret weapon again, Jack. Our new and improved zone defense. Re-designed to conatin your entire team. Your not gonna be able to beat it.”
Jack – " oh yeah, well i printed off this list of the things needed to beat a zone. ball movement, check. crisp passing, check. superior big men who can pass, check. outside shooting, check. a quick point guard who can penetrate………. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Well, we still got Kobe. Good luck trying to contain him."
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
your good at this
and I’m still making my way down the page LOL
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
I thought there were alot more posts more funnier than mine
but thanks.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Jack Nicholson reviews the extensive list of Phoenix’s defensive schemes.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
by Ben R on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jack: Sooo. What do you think?
Gent: Nah. Im good.
Jack: You sure about that?
Gent: SoCalGal won’t approve. Ask bluexfalcon.
Jack: Right
Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please
We Apologize, Hong-kong.
by imposibol on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL, how do I not rec this?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Just don't let sexsalad see this. He'll think you're worshiping me or some stupid shit like that.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
penis envy gets the best of us sometimes
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
oh dont worry, he'll be around.
not much going on at fear the sword.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Is there anything ever going on there?
Im joking…
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
It is the heart's desire to please you, SCG lol
Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please
We Apologize, Hong-kong.
{puts check in the mail}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
[waits for mine]
3 weeks overdue
;p
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
rofl
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack "look at this photo.....we got this guy and YOU don't"
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
MVP!!! MVP!!! MVP!!!
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i think it would have been more uhmm "controversial" if he wore this
Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please
We Apologize, Hong-kong.
{puts "stop payment" on check}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
lmao
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
you ruined MY damn quote with this ugly ass picture imposibol! lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
its all good
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
jack-“jessica, jennifer, sade, stacy, chrissy…”
al-“damn jack, those cheerleaders are young enough to be your daughters”
jack-“you should see phils list!”
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
this is really good.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Gentry – “That ur bucket list Jack?”
Jack – “Yup, I almost got everything done but a couple things.”
Gentry – “What u got next?”
Jack – “lets see……..um………. #254 – sleep with a kardashian…….. i was thinking that my best shot is with khole, right? i dont know if Lamar is gonna like this. See, I even got a pic” {shows Gentry a pic of Khole}
Gentry – {runs to trash can to throw up}
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHA so wrong
but so right..
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack - "You wanna but the new shirt Gentry?"
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HAHA yo, send me that damn shirt!!
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
If you wanted to buy it...
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Hey, new tabs open automatically.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol.
Remembered this time, that most people don’t know about the middle mouse button shortcut. (Or holding control while clicking on a link.)
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
The less action, the better.
One clicks solves all.
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
click*
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats waht she said
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Aug 31, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Remove the "c" from that word.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
wow..
i thought it was fake..i fux wit it
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
In typical Jack Nicholson voice..
Alvin: “So you’re telling me, the mother of these Lakers girls-”
Jack: “Oh yea, boy-o, ahahahaha, huh, you wouldn’t begin to fathom, aha, the thought”
Alvin: “I don’t see how one man-”
Jack: “(with evil grin) I’m Jack. Hahah. Wow, did I pull that one out of my shit-shaft! Ehahahahaha[wheezing laughter]!”
Alvin: “That’s, uhh, amazing Jack”
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
The LA Lakers: Where courtside seats cost more than the opposing coaches salary.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
happens (supposed to be at the end of that sentance)
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Actually, that sentence doesn't need "happens" at the end.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
tryin to copy the "nba: where ____ happens" sayings
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
I know, but in your sentence, it's just awkward.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
and we all went through like 12 years of fuckin english classes.....HA!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.........
wish there was a delete or edit button. i would get alot of use out of it.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
so would have this guy....
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Aug 31, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
funny pic
but still stay away from political figures
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
{opens mouth.....closes mouth}
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry sarge
i bust other people’s balls about obama, can’t let you get away even if i feel it justified about bush.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
i cant honestly reply in good nature Marty :)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
or should i just try this:
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
by smart_guy on Aug 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
LMFWAO!!!!!!!!11
EPIC.
People looking at me weird at work cuz im laughing so loud.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
u know this blog is dead when it takes 30 minutes
for someone to comment on a picture as epic as that one is.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Im not sure of the origin.
Maybe SoCalGal does……. I just know they tease eachother almost every day with cookies, and it has just caught on with everyone else.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
The first Rough Cut on 6/27. Check it out.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
BTW - the 1st rough cut was on 6/25.
Know ur SS&R history, sista.
And Jevon, I believe the inside joke all started with this comment.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Oops.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
I made the first comment on a Rough Cut and I missed the day. Shame on me.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Thanks for that!
finally got this cookie shit….and ur link popped up in a separate winder! good job FoEva…..i dont give fuckin cookies though
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The cookies belong to SCG and BXF
Ill just take a rec
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
lol......
ummmm those arent free
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This is SSR History!!
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/6/25/1537215/rough-cut-6-25#40563468
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
its not a where
it’s a who!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL, I saw it immediately, but didn't know if I should comment myself.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
i like how the last 3 rec'd fanposts have been from lakerssfoeva
nice work.
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
He's no dummy.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Dummy
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
U da dummy, dummy
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Bot of youze is dummeez.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
why uz talkin like a lolcat
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Dem is fightin wordz
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
we are the dummy family!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been in my wallet again.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
haha
never!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And they have been SB Nation Editor Picks
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
whats a sb nation editor picks?
what does that mean?
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Check front page of SB Nation.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
You made the front page of the LA SB Nation
About 2/3 down.
http://losangeles.sbnation.com/
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Hells yeah!!!
didnt know about that.
I IZ A GUD WRITA. ME MOMZ WOOD BE PROUD.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Meh......
its BETTER to be on the front page of SS&R than anywhere else!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
give him a motha fuqin cookie then!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit!
really?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
surprised me too, lol
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
you even got two Ed picks!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I found 2 good words that made me think of he-who-must-be-mentioned in my English class yesterday...
egomania: obsessive preoccupation with the self
megaomania: a mental disorder characterized by delusions of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
I got Wheaties!!!
niice!
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
aww. :p
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
That can be arranged. :p
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
Imma give ur young ass a pimp cup
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been told
that I am a maestro when it comes to deep tissue massage.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
Nah, just experience
I have a chiropractor and I just paid attention to how he used to do it. I don’t try anything that could hurt someone done wrong, but back and shoulder massages are my specialty.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
Who..........Lebron?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
so he's a egomaniacal megaomaniac!!!!!!!!!!!
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
say that five times fast
{egomaniacal megaomaniac,
egomanical megamaniac,
agomanical megemanic,
agomancial megamenic,
agmanicl, mgeamneic}
damn, i cant even type it 5 times.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
More like a megamoron.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i kid i kid :)
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you're the one who keeps mentioning the name--ON PURPOSE!!!
Cut that shit out!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL
WOAH………. serious?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, you're good.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
okie dokie!
for me it is a joke cause i dunno if anybody can hate that fucker more than me……Chosen1 what a joke
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I can. Trust me.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
You mean this guy? {and his best friend Joakim)
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
damn the pic cut off.
the other guys tat says “chosen 2”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
UGLY ass pic
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm just here to REC, keep the jokes coming
and I keeping both my votes for blue and Lakersfoeva
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
u would.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Shocking development.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Jack: Alvin, I’ve created a cheatsheet with all the ways you can neutralize Kobe and Pau..
Alvin: That’s fantastic, Jack!! …Jack goddamnit this sheet is empty!
Jack: EXACTLY…heh….heheheheh….::Evil Jack Voice:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Alvin Gentry’s whereabouts are currently unknown.
Can you imagine Duncan and Kobe playing on the same team? They'd win championships just by staring at people - "yogi"
by MexcNguy1 on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs
nice. very nice.
rec’d
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
REC
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Jack: “Hey-ya…Alvin…Take a look at this… It says we got a meeting with the Doc Rivers and the Celtics next week.”
Alvin: “Cry me a Rivers…. cry me a Riiivers…”
Magic made me a Laker fan.
Jack: Now here is where I scream “I said over easy” and make Adam Sandler all confused
Gentry: Really, Jack? I mean you were the Joker.
Jack: AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Gentry: Sorry Jack.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
Gentry – “ok, ok…… you gotta deal, but u gotta say it one more time, just like you did it in the movie.”
Jack – “HHHHEEEEERRRRREEEEE’SSSSS JOHNNY!!!”
Gentry – "ha ha ha ha. and then you break through the door with the axe……………. {turns to the bench} Dudley, come here. OK , listen for a minute. I gotta try to explain to you why your about to get lit up by Kobe.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Gentry – “Hey Jack, what u got there?”
Jack – " Oh nothing, Doc, just a bunch of the Laker girls numbers."
Gentry – “Doc? I aint Doc………………”
Jack – “Mike?”
Gentry – “……………………..”
Jack – “Nate?”
Gentry – “…………………….”
Jack – “damn, sorry man…………. Whats ur name?”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Sep 1, 2010 7:27 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
pau
right in the kisser
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
jack approves
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
pffff epic fail
i suck
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
lol
maybe someday ill learn how to do that
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
ask sarge
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
embedding pics i mean
not being in the Fail Lane, lol
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL!
mah pic postin days are shortly lived and retired
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 2, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHA saw that one yesterday......was gonna use it!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
REC
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Jack – “You make me want to be a better fan.”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
by smart_guy on Sep 1, 2010 7:54 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Gent – “So, really, why are you a Lakers fan Jack? I just cant stand ’em.”
Jack – “You want the truth? ………………………… YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!”
Gent – "nice Jack. very mature. What’s the matter with you?
Jack – “{starring intently at Gentry with eyes bulged} All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Gent – “Woah Jack, you’re creeping me out. You kinda look like the a demon right now.”
Jack – “Tell me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Gent – “{looking puzzled}………… just answer my question Jack.”
Jack – “………………… {ignoring Gentry as he reads the first half stats}”
Gent – “JACK!”
Jack – “Let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you’re breaking my concentration…….. you’re distracting me! And it will then take me time to get back to where I was! Understand?”
Gent – "{turns to walk away and whispers under breathe "pussy"}"
Jack – “Excuse me son, I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous.”
Gent – “Easy Jack. Just thought you would be man enough to answer my question. Its like you’ve put up a wall with me. We’re friends right?”
Jack – “Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You!?”
Gent – “………………………….what?”
Jack – “As far as your question goes. My answer is because The Lakers are the greatest sports franchise in the history of the world and I get discounted courtside seats to talk to overpayed idiots like you who deploy a zone defense to try and stop the greatest player in the world. ha ha. Players like Wilt, Kareem, Magic & Kobe keep me coming back for more. and WE ARE THE CHAMPS. Nobody can beat us. ARE WE CLEAR!?”
Gent – “Crystal.”
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Sep 1, 2010 8:10 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dont fuck with Jack. He'll mess u up.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! You fucked with the wrong Marine!"
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
“There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote ‘em all, I say, because this is true – if you haven’t gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by. ‘Course, my problem is, I’m a colonel, so I guess I’ll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.”
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
dammit, i shoudl have put that quote in my create a caption above with all of his movie quotes.
that would have been a good one for him to say to gentry, lol.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
sorry SoCal the line is this....
“I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine! "
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, got me! My favorite part is the last line.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
yeah didnt mean to call you out but
i LOVE Jacks scenes in that movie…..seen them a few times i have lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, no worries! I'm not perfect.
Well, I am, but whatever.
;-D
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
haha
oh and if it upsets u so much i wont speak the chosen1’s name no more…..it was a fun inside/outside joke is all…..lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Sarge, you could never upset me.
I was just teasing you.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
then i missed the sarcasm train?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, left you at the station.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
dAMN!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
There'll be another one along later.
Your ticket is still valid.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
pure awesomeness!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yo..
do my noobish ass a favor and tell me how to post pics
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
just copy the url of the picture,
click on the box with the picture of the tree where all your options are in your purple comment box. (there’s bold, italisize, strikethrough, boxquote, link, and add a picture)
then just paste the url of the picture.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
thx bro
i feel like a lame for asking lol
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
we all had to ask at some point.
i did just a couple months ago.
no harm no foul.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
You're so lame.
j/k
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
oh trust me..
my lameness knows no bounds. only thing i got going for me is im a lakers fan. lol
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 2, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
MY TURN
jack “hey Alvin, look what i got”
gentry " holy shit jack are those what i think they are"
jack “yup….those are Fish’s intangibles…”
"I’ve been in the league 14 years and I don’t think I’ve been called for a carry yet. It’s news to me," "I’ve never heard anyone complain about me carrying the ball. The best coach in the league Gregg Popovich didn’t have a problem with it last week."
by 2NASHTY on Sep 1, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
FAIL!
Intangibles cannot be seen.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
FIXED
Fish does not unleash his intangibles until the playoffs.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Sep 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Second pic is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
IF
i could record this shit more than once i would…..best shit….EVER!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 2, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
damn fish is the shit
makes me proud to be named Derek
the BIGGEST 3 in the NBA-Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Jerry Buss. plus i heard jack just signed a 50 year extension..when are we retiring his jersey??
by jack's happy,im happy on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
always somebody stealin mah thunder.......lol
my pic postin days are ova
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad.
just had to add to the intangibles. you left way too many out.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
LOL oh well
life is like a box of chocolates
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
INTANGIBLES!!!! gO GET EM FISH!!!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
dear jak nikoleson
MY NAME IS LEWIS MONROE LAKERS FOR LIFE BABY. IM SITTING IN SECTION 318. IM WATCHING YOU. YO I THINK WE SHOULD GET DINNER. I GOT IDEAS. IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME WAIT BY THE URINALS THURD LEVEL.
PS TELL ALVIN GENTREE KOBY WILL WHIP YO ASS
LEWIS MONROE
by theshmoes on Sep 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
WIN
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
LMAO!! best one yet! haha
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, nice job shmoes!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
oh yeah! lmao!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
REC
LMAO
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Alvin: Jack, sign this for me and say: “you can’t handle the truth!”
Jack: In LA, the Truth is nothing but a one-hit-wonder with a headband and a wheelchair. I think Kobe handled him just fine.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
"Doc hasn’t beaten MI5, the Jackson 5, Maroon 5, the Dave Clark Five, the Ben Folds Five, Babylon Five, Dave Brubeck’s "Take Five," the In-N-Out Five-By-Five, or the traffic on the 405. (And y’all know Kobe’s taken down that last one.)" -Brian Tung
by deadmuse on Sep 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I like that
REC
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
Jack: “Hey gentry, look at what that gal in the third row gave me. Shit. How exactly would that even be possible?”
Gentry: “Well, the trick is there that you need to push off when you flip her over and turn your hips in a horizontal direction before doing the slapping”
Jack: “OK, I think I got it . . . wait with the left or right hand? Fuck I’m too old for this shit.”
lol
the kids are reading this stuff haha
Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please
We Apologize, Hong-kong.
haha fun
Jack – Check out my goose Al
Gentry – That’s not a goose Jack
It's deep how you can be so shallow
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