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Melo is a dumbass.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

LMAO
Bizzle
Shaq is the fattest Fu@k out there. That’s like Paris Hilton saying “I only compete with skanks

1 – Sun Aug 29,2010 9:49 PM ET

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish Morgan Freeman could narrate my life.

Or at least record my voicemail for me. =]

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

He'd fall asleep narrating mine.

As resourceful as you are, I’m sure you could find something like that online.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. He

I’ve found a few that I could use but I don’t think I’ve ever heard him say my name. LOL

That’s why it would be unique if I ever got an authentic recording. =]

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

where did that extra 'he' come from?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

God

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan Freeman?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Epic

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, enjoy basketball purgatory Melo
Early word around NBA is Nuggets will try to trade Carmelo to 1 of 3 teams: Wolves, Kings, Nets. In other words, careful what you wish for.

MAKE IT HAPPEN KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

What on earth is Melo thinking?

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 30, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly not much

he was threatening some chick on twitter, then says he was hacked…

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, this is getting insane
Just filed a police report on @CarmeloAnthony

https://twitter.com/iHateKatStacks/status/22559707926

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Melo really has no choice in the matter

The most he can do is say he won’t sign an extension wherever he’s going, although it seems he’s pretty open to going anywhere but Denver. That said, he probably wouldn’t be thrilled about playing up in Minny.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 30, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Kings can get Melo

And keep Evans and Cousins in place, they’d have a pretty interesting situation going on no doubt. Lakers vs Kings might actually be fun again…

by wickedskillz on Aug 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

kings are still a few years away

tyreke’s a sophomore, and cousins is a rookie. they certainly have a bright future, but they’re a work in progress still. plus, melo’s going into his 8th year. but i agree, getting melo would probably put them in the playoffs, and we might get another lakers-kings series.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 30, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Make it happen and I’m there!

Bow down, when you're Westwood bound.

by S Jay Bruin on Aug 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate that "Twilight" shit.

Go Ron.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

go get'em Ron!

In honor and memory of the Taco Squad (2009-2010)

by Mike1204 on Aug 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edward and Jacob should be very afraid:

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark

"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e

by LakerAce on Aug 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Vikas!

that damn Pau Gasol pic in the credits is crackin me the fuck up every time i see it!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

i though it was just me. hilarious.

by wickedskillz on Aug 30, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

nope! me TOOO!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 30, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha had to save that pic and blow it up to see if there was even a baseball in his big ass hand!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Sep 2, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

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