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The Credits: "Anchorman"

Starring: Your host, Derek Fisher. "I know that one day Kobe and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited."

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, baby

that’s a first “first”

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely adore this picture.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

so rec!

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is jelas

"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant

by Beko on Aug 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't see that happening.

It looks, so, UGH.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

^This

Just doesn’t look right.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's something you don't want to see

if you’re not with the Lakers, that is

"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant

by Beko on Aug 28, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

if only...

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best backcourt ever. Literally.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

best fantasy backcourt ever*

"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant

by Beko on Aug 28, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah...

joe dumars and isiah thomas would like to disagree.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 28, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe makes Dumars look utterly pathetic in comparison

And Paul’s numbers in ‘07-’08 and ‘08-’09 blow any of Thomas’ best years out of the water.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

best BACKCOURT of all-time

i.e.: PG and SG duo

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

what’s your point?

"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant

by Beko on Aug 28, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just saying

that kobe and pau aren’t a backcourt duo, because one is SG and one is PF. the dumars and thomas backcourt is arguably the best backcourt of all-time. who is there is challenge them? magic and… scott? jordan and… paxson? jordan and… harper? kobe and… fisher?

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

when was pau ever mentioned?

"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant

by Beko on Aug 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, i seriously need new glasses

what is this

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Anchorman" was awesome.

“I love lamp.”

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

this ^

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I'm guessing Fish's phlebotomist has no trouble finding a vein.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOMIES!!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 8:55 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Twin feet.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea.

Looks like Kobe is trying to secretly tell Derek something.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there, did you get my email last night?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna check now.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol great start to a caption

Kobe: Psst, did you get my email last night?

Fisher: Now you know I ain’t into that asian shit..

ahaha oh man I cracked myself up..

"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." -Gil Meriken

by Hensi24 on Aug 27, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

best zoom kobe colorway everrr

too bad they never released it to the public..

by theshmoes on Aug 27, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

sneaker head detected

=)

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, i never saw that video before...

…of T-Mac at the brink of crying.

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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah. especially t-mac.

imagine if we got him during the off-season for the vet minimum… and it turns out he’s still a demi-kobe. Deeehym.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do not Want

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok. but a lot of SSRers (including me) did.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know that a lot wanted.

Those that didn’t want T-Mac, reply to this comment with a simple

“N”

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

N

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

this was on my second fanpost in this site

http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/7/7/1558004/should-we-get-t-mac

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My comment made me laugh.

http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/7/7/1558004/should-we-get-t-mac#41540966

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, that's that...

unless a lot of non-SSRers visited and voted “yes”

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, your FanPost was Mitch "The Ninja" Kupchak

used his amazing powers and improved our bench.

So some people were feeling nervous about our lack of movement in the FA.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

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by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

was *before

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

speculations... but, maybe true...

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

n

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Aug 27, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

n

Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please

We Apologize, Hong-kong.

by imposibol on Aug 27, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted Tmac..

but then again I wanted every available free agent.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, our bench wasn't long enough.

They’d have been sitting in the hallway to the locker room.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

but a man can dream right? Right now I want Rudy Fernandez. <3 lol

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, dream on baby, dream on.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know its a sin to say this around these parts but deep down

I wanted Shaq back. : * (

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bite your tongue and spit it out!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

my gf wouldn't approve of that

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I totally understand.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I read this and was like,

“They don’t play on the same team, do they??”
[google]
“Nope. They don’t.”

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. This picture is hilarious cause imagine them both 60 years old, in the same Senior Center. I would watch that show.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL, you're making me cry!

Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy revisited.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can see it? I can't (strange...)

but I assume it’s from the movie “Life”? So, between Kobe and Fish, who’s the Eddie and who’s the Martin?

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They could probably switch roles at times.

I could defintely see them at the baseball game at the end.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean I can't see the picture that blue posted

probably not available to my country

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, bummer, it shows the two of them together on the court, bent over holding their knees.

Like a couple of tired old men. Funny.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see

now, i get the “Life” allusion.

reminds me of what Magic wrote in his book, that when he and Bird get old, they would settle with checker matches, and he would whip Larry’s ass.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Aug 27, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I can see that too.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game 7 is on veetle

by Costas on Aug 27, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

sup Bob

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Aug 27, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Aug 27, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Top Expiring Contracts article WTF?

Zach Randolph – 17mil
Jason Richardson – 14mil
Samuel Dalembert – 13mil

At least ZR had a really good year but Jason R. wow! that is just ridiculous.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

In other news, one year ago today, Ron Artest threw the party at which LO met Khloe Kardashian

They married one month later and after two months their marriage had already lasted longer than they’d actually known each other. In fact, it’s lasted longer than some other Hollywood unions:

Drew Barrymore & that old bartender (WTF was she thinking?)
Chad Michael Murray & Sophia Bush (“One Tree Hill”; who are these people?)
Lisa Marie Presley & Nicholas Cage
Jana Rae Kramer & Jonathan Schaech (two whole months; what’s wrong with these “One Tree Hill” idiots?)

Let’s hear it for basketball people. They take that “til the clock hits zero” business seriously.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

UMMMMM.....HAHA

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg I love them! theyre so cute together!

 I seriously cried about three times when I watched the wedding special!! It was soooo sad when they talk about their dad and lamar’s mom. Im about to cry thinking about it. :(

I got Wheaties!!!

by hotmama24 on Aug 27, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

kobe and fish

bros for life




3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG Its KAREEN!!!

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 27, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And KOBY!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

you two….Kareen’s pate is super shiny.

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by altree on Aug 29, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is his own lightbulb.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 29, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Deportes with a moronic take on Group B at Worlds

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?page=worldchampionshipgroupb-100827

You’d think after the team curb stomped all of its non-Spain opponents in the friendlies, they’d get slightly more respect.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

haha Ben respect is hard to get. considering

the ass sniffing Lebron and Co got years back and them slimeballs only got BRONZE

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's hoping things go well for Trevor.

Ariza in N.O.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

You've been gone for 2 weeks?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean he was traded for a while ago, silly.

Tired?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol damn

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, the article is from today's SI.com.

Just talking about how N.O. did the best they could for CP3. You want a spanking?

I am tired, BTW. Glad it’s Friday.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, ma'am, keep your hands off me.

Wait, on second thought…

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

im..................

OFF today!!! yay me…..going to big bear tomorrow!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a great weekend!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be exciting...aint been there in like forever

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarge, I finally saw "Inception"

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! didja like it?

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

a real mind fuck eh?

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn thats fucked up

LOL

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure win lol

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 27, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, that's hilarious.

Do the they have one in size Allen Iverson or Adam Morrison?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should make a practice jersey for AI

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Practice? Practice?!

You ain’t even talkin’ ’bout a game, but practice? PRACTICE?!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SPOSE TO BE FRANCHISE PLAYER

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a game, not a game, not a game,

but we’re talking about practice.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NBA:

Where LOLWUT Happens

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO haha!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROTFL

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

daaaaaaaam!

hilarious.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just read on Twitter that Mbenga is back for one year. Confirmation from anyone?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have a link to a repeat of the Jim Rome show that D.Fish hosted?

Or know where I can find one?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 27, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It starts in 40 minutes.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

erm

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 27, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

woops...meant to say

I thought that was 1:30 EST? Hence 10:30 this morning?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 27, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

3:30 EST

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 27, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually 4:30 ET

I hate all Boston sports teams

by nyyrocks29 on Aug 27, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh huh

I always remember Rome being on earlier than that…haven’t watched in over a year

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate little league baseball

that is all

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fisher is the man

anchorman, soo needed for the Lakers success

There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.

by BrittneyM on Aug 27, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Top centers 1-11 is up

Bynum is number 5 (and gets blamed for one of oden’s injuries). KD is such a Laker hater. Lol

by cozmik on Aug 27, 2010 1:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wow

A sprained foot, hurt when Andrew Bynum(notes) grabbed him from behind and forced him to stay on the floor instead of allowing him to jump at the rim.

dwyer sucks. that’s all.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least he doesn't say Andrew clobbered Perkins and knocked him out of the Finals.

Does he?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no this is his description
5. Andrew Bynum, Los Angeles Lakers (last year: fifth)

Bynum’s stats aren’t as compelling as his Staples Center contemporary, and there is the nagging issue of those nagging injuries that have naggingly never, ever gone away.

But he turns 23 just before this season starts, he’s healthy by all accounts he and managed 15 points and eight rebounds in just 30 minutes a game while dragging one leg for a good chunk of the season.

This man — this kid — has all-world potential. If he could just give you a healthy 35 minutes a game, you’ll see. You’ll see. He’ll need the ball, too.

perkins is ranked 29th, btw. i’m not complaining that the C’s aren’t ranked higher, but that seems kinda low.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed....Perk is actually an aweosme defender.....

really is the C’s Dfence

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if u read what KD wrote

he said the reason Perkins is so low is because he will be missing more than half season next year due to his injury

by rballer on Aug 27, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give KD some time,

I’m sure it’ll come up eventually.

by cozmik on Aug 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just looking at the pictures...

What is up with Zdrunasunas Ilglauskusus in all of those pictures? Is Dwyer a Cavs fan or writer?

by CalLadLal on Aug 27, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's done the same with all the rankings

ty lawson was guarding all the PGs, O.J. mayo guarding all the SGs, he-who-must-not-be-named guarding all the SFs.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he basically picked one player to be in all the pictures for each ranking.

Troy Murphy for the Power Forwards, OJ Mayo for the Shooting Guards, etc.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

kinda interesting he went through that effort.

by CalLadLal on Aug 27, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fish is on Rome is Burning now

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

started out a bit stiff

but he loosened up when talking about Manny. Now he looks and sounds good. Helps that the show is predominantly NBA-related for Mr. President.

by CalLadLal on Aug 27, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

he looks more comfortable in this interview than he did with the other topics.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

are there replays of this show?

im at work damit!

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Aug 27, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Jennings getting interviewed

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

fish looks good in that suit

jus sayin

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

dont you mean T-mac jersey?

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh... right

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

jennings sounded much more intelligent and articulate

in that interview compared to his twitter…

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 27, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

kobeeeeee

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet.

Just in time to watch Fish and Bryant

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao... just ended i think

it’ll be on youtube, blue

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I'll find it alright.

=)

In 720HD Quality

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My monitor only maxes out at 720p

[more tech details that I won’t bore you guys with]

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a pretty good interview

fish should be on TNT or something when he retires

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He will.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

.


"Embrace the battle" -Lamar Odom

by intuitive on Aug 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

bromance

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real, not manufactured on ESPN.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Embrace the battle" -Lamar Odom

by intuitive on Aug 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

creepy

Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please

We Apologize, Hong-kong.

by imposibol on Aug 27, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

not creepy at all

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, it's wonderful, brotherly love.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

↑ this

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Ill let you guys create a caption on this one, lmao......

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

{biting through tongue}

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

surprised you were able to resist

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a daily struggle.

Sometimes I win the battle, most times I lose.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

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