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Andrew Bynum Owns a Nice Car

You know how your day is, like, half over, and none of it has been spent listening to Andrew Bynum talk about his customized BMW M6? I'm here to fix that.

Whatever, Drew. You're not the only one with a cool ride. For instance, I live in this van! You can find me down by the river most nights.

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Dex, I thought this was your ride:

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I repainted it

Wanted to make it more subtle.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

{checks to see if the van is rockin'; notices nothing, knocks on door}

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, creepy and funny at the same time.

I knew I liked you for a reason.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't it say "free money"?.... come on in, get some?

lol at bynum’s “air quotes” about that dealer being the “best”… flattering.

I don’t have a problem saying, ‘Your franchise player sucks.’ - Ron Artest

by _logan_ on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

It puts the lotion on the skin…

For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32

by 99bc99 on Aug 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN BOOM!!!!!!

i jump out butt naked with my clothes on screaming “Serpentine, Serpentine!!!!!”

by Kobe Won Kenobi on Aug 26, 2010 1:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's just scary.

What are you doing in Dex’s van?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT
i jump out butt naked with my clothes on

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha WTF!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah - didnt catch that the first time i read it.

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we shoot a movie in ur van DEX?

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

In fact, your mom’s doing so right now.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

UMMMMM serious?

lol

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, that is too cold.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha momma jokes are always OK as long as the dude that runs

 his mouth dont really know ur momma

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know, I meant to put "LOL" at the front of my comment.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if were such a big deal and my PTSD took over......

did you know i can punch thru a computer?

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That or you do what we did in elementary school and say "My mom died."

True or not it shuts them up.

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw.....i'd rather not give a shit

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFWAO

hilarious

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see the times have allowed you to upgrade your home Dex.

That van is a huge upgrade from the dumpster u were living in for a while.

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail on the handshake

Can I be racist for like 2 seconds?

Everyone in this room is now dumber. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by pharoah on Aug 26, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Farley Humor

is always welcome…kudos

"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAAKE!!" --Eric Cartman

by S Jay Bruin on Aug 26, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

RIP

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes....this

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed your sig and picture. I didn't realize you are a real Sarge...

You never can tell these days, if it actually means something or if it’s just some kid’s gamer name.
You and your Soldiers definitely have my support and gratitude!

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes....this

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL great movie!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

download the movies soundtrack. some hilarious shit on there.

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 27, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol will do when i get some damn time

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL thanks Joshua! yes im real

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

drews'cruises

damn..that m is tight….the camaro and challenger in the background didnt look too bad either…go get that 3 peat drew

by paul wall on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They call it cruises now?

I thought all the cool kids call it “rides” now?

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

whips

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what????

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another cool synonym for cars lol

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf does whips have to do with cars

i mean srsly, I’m a highschooler, and I’ve never heard of that

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check it, son.

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my car fits that bill

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it doesn't

Its not sexy enough

I think that this does it

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about this?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

noice car

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao!

wtf?

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Aug 27, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

why is bynum blowing his earnings on overpriced cars?

he could be investing that money in my college education.

;P

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He paid for that car in like two games, so there is still hope for your "scholarship"!

I’m guessing if you tweet Ron Artest and butter him up with some Queensbridge love, he just might hook you up.

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bynum is a BMW fanboy? He has moved up to become my 2nd favorite Laker! (Kobe is always tops of course.)

It’s refreshing to see a pro athlete who can actually talk cars and speak even on a basic level technical level.
I’m sick of hearing about paint colors, rims and vanity additions to the cars athletes and the MTV crowd focus on. Drew has some of that, but has clearly put function and real performance ahead of stupid looking upgrades that actually ruin it.

I know he is healing well, but I still cringed when I saw him pulling that taped knee under the steering wheel. Nooo!

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely

I was impressed by his knowledge of cars, and not just stupid blingy shit. He seems to really have a grasp on the inner workings of the Beamer.

by Kevin A. on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like anthony is gonna be traded
Carmelo Anthony(notes) wants out of Denver, and World Wide Wes delivered that message to the Nuggets with all the delicacy of a jackhammer at Sunday morning services. Do yourself a favor and trade him, the agent told the organization weeks ago.

Denver was furnished with a short list of teams and told to get to work. Yes, this how William Wesley and Leon Rose of CAA work now, thick with threats and ultimatums and a swagger suggesting that the sport belongs to them. After Anthony told owner-in-waiting Josh Kroenke that he still wanted out of Denver during a Sunday meeting, the Nuggets appear done trying to sell their All-Star forward on a contract extension.
 
This wasn’t a productive, nor particularly pleasant, meeting and multiple sources said it could turn out to be the point of no return for Anthony and the organization. Sources insist it’s no longer a matter of if the Nuggets trade Anthony, but when, where and for whom he’s traded for.

"It’s almost a given they’re going to move him," said a front-office executive who’s talked with the Nuggets and Anthony’s agents with CAA.

Between the agents’ bullying and Anthony’s dismissive disposition in Sunday’s meeting, sources said Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke, Josh’s father, finally made a stand with CAA.

Keep it up, and the Nuggets will never do a deal for one of your clients again.

Try to dictate terms of a trade and we won’t move him.

Keep up the heavy-handedness and you’ll get a war.

Kroenke has decided to deal with CAA in a way most of the league is too fearful to try. Leon Rose, the agent who works with Wesley, backed down, sources said, and is willing to be more open-minded on potential trade destinations. Anthony wants to leave Denver and get his three-year, $65 million contract extension now. This partnership is rounding third and rapidly reaching disrepair. Denver is willing to trade Anthony, J.R. Smith(notes) and Kenyon Martin(notes), and start over again, sources said.

The Nuggets made it clear to teams they want young players and draft picks for Anthony, league executives said. The New Jersey Nets and Los Angeles Clippers have emerged as the two most probable destinations for Anthony because they have assets that appeal to Denver. The geography works for Anthony because of his wife LaLa Vazquez’s entertainment career.

Golden State and Houston are contenders, too. What’s more, the Charlotte Bobcats are a sleeper because of Anthony’s Brand Jordan shoe deal and the team’s ability to give the Nuggets a salary-dump proposal.

Back in mid-July, the Kroenkes had to travel to New York for Anthony’s wedding to finally realize he no longer intended to sign their extension offer. The reception spiraled into an evening of Chris Paul(notes) and Anthony’s brother making toasts about a future partnership for Anthony and Paul in New York with the Knicks. With nothing to trade for Anthony, though, New York isn’t considered a strong contender in the eyes of Denver management.

Few can be as strong-minded and willful as Stan Kroenke, and it doesn’t matter the Nuggets will be turned over to his son Josh by the end of the year. Stan still will be lording over the franchise, and the billionaire has shown an old-school ability to carry through on his convictions once you’ve lost him as an ally.

With the way that CAA has tried to muscle and manipulate the market this summer, a source said Stan Kroenke, freshly approved as the St. Louis Rams owner, feels further emboldened in the NBA’s collective bargaining talks to push for a "franchise player" tag that teams could slap on superstars like the one the NFL uses. NBA owners are still far from seriously discussing that issue, but CAA’s manipulation of Anthony and Paul while under contract has become an increasingly sore subject within the league.

For now, the departure of Denver general manager Mark Warkentien and the increased influence of Kroenke advisor Bret Bearup means there won’t be much of a fight within the organization to stay the course with Anthony, sources said. Denver has hired Masai Ujiri as its new GM, but he doesn’t arrive with the authority to make major moves. Things have deteriorated too fast and grown too nasty to believe Denver will turn back now. ‘Melo is on the market, and the bidding has begun.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AhpaSsOCc2Yvj8xcTs0tctq8vLYF?slug=aw-anthonynuggets082610

it seems really unlikely melo will pull a kobe circa 2007, so looks the it’s going to be some tough times for nuggets fans.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

very interesting,

but kobe wanted out because he didnt have any talent around him. Melo has talent around him, he just couldnt get the job done.

so if the nuggets are rebuilding, does that mean billups is on the chopping block too?

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might want attention

Like lebron, although im not sure if Melo is like that…

"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest

by Hdg23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

if billups is...

maybe we can find some way to get him in a lakers uni. it’s not likely, but he’d be a good fit in the triangle.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm the words "hell no he wouldn't come to mind"

Billups works in an offense where he is one of the primary scoring options. That ball sticks to his hands like glue and he’s historically shown poor shot selection when he thinks he’s on. I would pass.

Kobe is like constantly in Kill Mode - Ron Artest

by MexcNguy1 on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

he's better than JR, which some people have been mentioning lately

i think he’d be great of the bench. if phill could knock some sense into him, he could be a great 7th man.

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Billups is on my shortlist for “guards I would ideally see in the triangle.” He still defends well, is a superb shooter, and he’s no more trigger happy than Fisher is (and he hits a lot more of those same shots, so you can’t complain that much).

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreeding withya Ben

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

been dreaming about this for a while now. Plus he’s a vet, very professional and has championship experience. I don’t think he’d be 7th man, I like him as a starter for the next 2-3 years.

by wickedskillz on Aug 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure who you're describing ...

But that does not sound like Billups. Chauncey Billups is a smart veteran that can shoot, pass, and defend. And he’s a big PG, which is always a bonus in the triangle.

by nilwnah on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea he would.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!! mo fos!!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kroenke has balls

He basically told Leon Rose and World Wide Wes to fuck off in the clearest terms possible. Might send a nice trend for the owners in regards to the CAA.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont ALL men have Balls?? huh?

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figure of speech

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was being sarcastic....lol

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it disappoint anyone if World Wide Wes fell off the planet?

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be accelerate that process?

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you mean he is ejected out of a spacecraft

And left in a suit with a limited amount of air as he falls down to Earth.

Then yeah, I’d be fine with that.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Bynum is well-spoken, compared to many athletes, but he needs to take my class.

He was not in 10th grade four years ago. His first season with the Lakers started five years ago. Tenth grade would have been seven years ago.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
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"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

On several occasions I've noticed how articulate he is

It’s especially impressive, given that he never attended college. He’s clearly a bright guy.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a tech dude.

He built his own PC.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah? I believe it

I heard he has something like 12 computers.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's my hero if that is true.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3.

I’m not ballin’ yet like $A-MONEY$

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hard

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's one of the things that I like about Bynum...

I think too many people underestimate him because we get a lot of monotone, brief answers from him in interviews around games and practice, but he’s got it together.
I just pray his knees keep it together, because I really want to see him reach his potential as a Laker.

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Dex... but I see MUCH better vans almost every day in Japan

Just around the corner from where I live, there’s actually a custom shop which produces vans like this. I pass by there every day on my way to my place of employment… awesome to get a laugh to and from work.

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

For your viewing pleasure...


I have seen worse… as far as “otaku car”. Basically, these guys are the equivalent to gear heads. Or at least, one faction of the Japanese equivalent.
Scary, huh?
But don’t fear too much: most Japanese recognize them for what they are. (more than) Slightly creepy.

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is "otaku" Japanese for shitty MPG rating?

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"otaku" kinda means "geek".

You can be computer otaku, stamp otaku, collecting cards otaku, even sports otaku.
It has a more negative connotation tho’…

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually, especially from a western context

“Otaku” refers to the anime-obsessed geeks. And yeah, I’ve seen much worse than the pics above.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... I'd say "only from a western context".

Sure, there are “anime otaku” – but that’s not specifically what the word refers to.

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

me like last one

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The purple almost-early-70s-batmobile one?

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

gosh with that giant flap at the back

it must get like -30 MPG or something.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol

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Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that, like, a song, or something?

“Laugh out loud out loud out loud OUT LOUD!”

I would not listen to it.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually is a song.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, smiley face.

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by Marty Mart on Aug 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao!

great one, dex!

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by altree on Aug 27, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, negative numbers.

Can you chart -30 on a number line?

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh, go left from the starting point?

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Aug 27, 2010 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing beats haitian ones

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or this

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we even pimp trucks and buses

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't this the bus the ShamWow guy got busted up on?

"Winning takes talent; to repeat takes character." - John Wooden

by Joshua S on Aug 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a...

candywagon.

What do you call three Celtics trying to make an oreo out of Fisher? "...AND ONE! "

by Captain $hugg on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like the passenger jeeps

in the Philippines..
bernel, post ’me please…

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by altree on Aug 27, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is unbelievable.

As in, I do not believe it.

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"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a big difference from the quality on the other lists, and at Center.

It’s true what they say about “big men”, huh?

The half-crazed ramblings of a Lakers fanatic living in Japan...

by With Malice on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i say...

1. Dwight Howard
2. Andrew Bynum
3. Andrew Bogut
4. Brook Lopez
5. Toss up between Noah/Horford/Marc Gasol

what do you guys think?

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree with everything
  1. should be Horford in my opinion

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by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean 5

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http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right

I’d actually knock Bogut down a bit because he’ll start the season slow due to injury; if he was completely healthy, he’d probably deserve the second slot, as he was a beast on the defensive end last season.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Aug 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Set your DVR's......from Kevin Ding's twitter...........
Missing Kobe & D-Fish these days? Fish subbing as host on Jim Rome is Burning tomorrow (1:30 p.m. Pacific, ESPN) and Kobe will be a guest.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Aug 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good looking out.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE MUST RECORD AND/OR PODCAST THIS FOR ME

I will be busy moulding the minds of adolescents who wish I would just go away.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 26, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.4 seconds.

Rec’d for that.

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 27, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

for good measure

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, already?

Where are your gold chains and mohawk wig?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I didn't say they get what they wish for...

"Can't we boycott [talking about LeBron] till sometime in say...April?" --Joshua S
"If we do that we'd only be talking about him for like 2-3 weeks." --LakerAce
"He'll be making mental notes of who's not talking about him during the season, and I mean everyone." --SoCalGal

"Henceforth all rings shall be asked how many Kobes they have." --noontide

by Josh Tucker on Aug 27, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, very true.

Besides, they’ll thank you later.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol. start thinking that, and you're gonna be back here full time

after the xmas break

"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O

by altree on Aug 27, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

A career out of this.

"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge

Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Aug 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

watch this video, and look at jordan’s move 19 seconds in…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpeoz8vfQG0

then watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIJXOs7zH8

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just too eerily similar.

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

How the heck did you find that? Lol.

Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw it on a laker blog the other day

you’d have to ask them

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is trippy

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

only two differences.

jordan started the move going to his right, while kobe was going to the left.
and kobe didnt airball the shot.

besides that, it was the same exact move.

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"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 27, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

well Mike also was much taller than his defender

I think he airballed it because he kinda rushed it

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes a great desktop.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, I just went back to see what happened on CelticsBlog

and damn, I got pummeled by those “fans” there.

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

the Ron Artest Post

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Aug 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they like to conveniently ignore the fact we didnt have Andrew Bynum at all when we played them in 2008.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dexter Fishmore = Nostradamus???

I was digging around on the archives and found this on the cavs vs celtics game 6 overflow thread:

There are two ways of looking at this: that LeBron decides to take the easy way out, blames his team and leaves; or that he shows grit and determination, and promises to go back to Cleveland and come back and win them a title next year. I think by now, we can all make our own impression of LeBron’s attitude, and the former seems far more likely than the latter.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I wrote that?

Seems unlikely. I rarely say two words about LeBron.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Aug 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap

that was Saurav. My mistake.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I liked that first van dex linked to...

And it’s fun seeing Drew. Look at his knee and all that tape. That’s fixin tape, btw, gonna heal the Bynumite!

For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32

by 99bc99 on Aug 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bynum looks huge in that video,

especially when he gets in his bmw. its crazy to think that bynum is only 22 years old. hes been in the league for 5 years and is already one of the top 3 centers in the league, if not the second best. its crazy to think that he is always in trade rumors. the man has 15 years left in the league, if he can reamin healthy. And i think he can considering most of the injuries he has had have been freak ones. just keep those knee braces on for the rest of your career andrew. the man is gonna be the future of the franchise!!!!!

"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow

by LakersFoEva on Aug 27, 2010 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

This thread got Really wierd.....

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And that's different how?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Aug 27, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

 i donr fuckin know really

I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.

by Sarge Clemins on Aug 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

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