Shout Out to Lewis Monroe
by deadmuse on Aug 21, 2010 5:19 PM PDT
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PrintDon't give me any nonsense about this being a frivolous fanpost... this is the greatest piece of investigative journalism (or net stalking--it's a thin line) you're likely to see this decade.
He is a legend of this site, an icon, and a cult hero. He is Lewis Monroe. After his disappearance, I decided it was about time to go looking for him. I set off on my epic quest out of dedication to SS&R, and after 17 grueling seconds on Google, I found him.
This is Lewis Monroe, Laker for life. Do not doubt him. Adhere to his spelling. Honor the caps lock key when you speaketh his phrases.
His profile page at the webshots community site gives us these insights:
My occupation is... BIG TIME BALLER
I went to College at... #### UNIVERSITY
My favorite foods are... ALL YOU CAN EAT
I'm currently reading...
Most recent movies I've watched are... I''M GOING TO GET YOU SUCKA
When I play games, I play... ALL AROUND THE WORLD
My pets are... BIG DOG
My dream vacations would be... LIVE ON MARS
You are seeing this correctly. His favorite food is indeed ALL YOU CAN EAT and he is currently reading nothing. This would explain his quick disappearance. He graced us with his wisdom, and since he does not care to read, didn't stick around to bother waiting for our comments. It all makes sense.
If you're reading this Lewis... come back! We miss you!
I leave you with a final tribute, SS&R style:
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the man, the myth, the legend
rec’d
Ammo is known as a shooter, scorer, defensive specialist, and all around god-like warrior from another planet sent to placate the masses. There was a Sanskrit passage I remember from my doctoral thesis in ancient languages, it’s eerie, but I believe it has some bearing on the Adam Morrison for MVP rumors I’ve heard lately.
मूंछ नायक दो हज़ार ग्यारह में जीत जाएगा. उसे डर. शॉ की स्तुति करो.
Taken from a tablet removed from the mummified bowels of a nursing camel, and believed to have belonged to the prophet and fakir (I’m going to do this in English so you get an idea of the pronunciation) Be’ryo’n Zsh’aw. The translation is as follows: The mustache hero will win in two thousand eleven. Fear him. Praise Shaw. Do not doubt.
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He really needs to come back. The site is better with him.
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
this fanpost needs 100 recs!
LAKERS WILL WIN THE 2011 WORLD CHAMPION THREE YEARS IN A ROW
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
by LAL32 on Aug 21, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHA LEWIS MONROE!!! REC THIS SHIT FO SOMNE MONIES!!
WE BLINGIN GOLD LAKERZ STYLEZ!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
SWEET!!!!! I WNAT TO COME IN GET SOME MONEY!!!! lol
Love how his occupation is BIG BALLER!!! He must make it rain in the club with all that money!!!
I got Wheaties!!!
LOL
ESPECIALLY WITH HIS JUMPSUIT!! cant type non-caps here….lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks to this man
We still have a source of comedy on this site, with ammo leaving and all…
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
LMAO
I’m currently reading…
"Before I write I let my mind go blind and let the Lord do His thing. " -Tupac Shakur
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it looks like work." -Thomas Edison
don't confuse amusement with worship
That post was once in a lifetime EPIC FAIL. If people expect more of the same they’ll be horribly dissapointed
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
LMAO!!! haah this shit is funny!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
by KBZ on Aug 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
epic
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Is that A.C. Green in the backround?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Hate to play Debbie Downer....Well not really
But Kareem, and you should add Baylor and Mikan
Born purple and gold. Live purple and gold. Die purple and gold.
by RA37thriller on Aug 23, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
lol, it's from the fanpost dude
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/7/6/1555562/will-the-free-agents-all-get
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
Dude, where've you been that you missed this?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
wow.....really?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 23, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, just noticed the headband under the hat.
Fashionisto he’s not.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
FASHIONISTA HE IS
YOU JUST DONT NO WAT STILE IS
O YES I DUE!
HE JES AYNT GOT NUN!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
WAT IS THIS I DON EVEN
"When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno, is that my life has better lighting?" - Sarge
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 27, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The LOLCAT in the post
is seriously the funniest thing that’s ever appeared on this site.
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by DexterFishmore on Aug 22, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Lewis Monroe and Clyde Davis together in one room would be the greatest thing to ever happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaEzCFNp32g
CAN U IMAGEINE TEH EIPICNESS? WNAT SOME OF DIS MONEY? THAS WHUT I THOUGHT
Lewis Monroe is the man! idk he was a laker fan lol
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I've never done anything good for the world, and I'm not about to start now-DF
I keep waiting for Clyde to post some more Laker content
The guy’s a treasure.
Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore
by DexterFishmore on Aug 23, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
teee-heee!
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"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Holy shit this guy is for real
I thought this whole Lewis Monroe thing was an inside joke
Born purple and gold. Live purple and gold. Die purple and gold.
Cool pic
but the original BShaw photo was cool, too.
I always thought the post was a creation meant to make Laker fans look idiotic. If so, it didn’t have it’s intended result, instead it has given people countless hours of entertainment and laughs.
If not just a creation, then please give us MOAR!
Magic made me a Laker fan.
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