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Shout Out to Lewis Monroe

Don't give me any nonsense about this being a frivolous fanpost... this is the greatest piece of investigative journalism (or net stalking--it's a thin line) you're likely to see this decade.

He is a legend of this site, an icon, and a cult hero. He is Lewis Monroe. After his disappearance, I decided it was about time to go looking for him. I set off on my epic quest out of dedication to SS&R, and after 17 grueling seconds on Google, I found him.

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This is Lewis Monroe, Laker for life. Do not doubt him. Adhere to his spelling. Honor the caps lock key when you speaketh his phrases.

His profile page at the webshots community site gives us these insights:

My occupation is... BIG TIME BALLER
I went to College at... #### UNIVERSITY
My favorite foods are... ALL YOU CAN EAT
I'm currently reading...
Most recent movies I've watched are... I''M GOING TO GET YOU SUCKA
When I play games, I play... ALL AROUND THE WORLD
My pets are... BIG DOG
My dream vacations would be... LIVE ON MARS

You are seeing this correctly. His favorite food is indeed ALL YOU CAN EAT and he is currently reading nothing. This would explain his quick disappearance. He graced us with his wisdom, and since he does not care to read, didn't stick around to bother waiting for our comments. It all makes sense.

If you're reading this Lewis... come back! We miss you!

I leave you with a final tribute, SS&R style:

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