Rough Cut 8/17-- SUPERPWRS!
by smart_guy on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT
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PrintSo I looked through the old fanposts and realized that we have not had one of these in a LONG time (meaning 5 days). Even though I do not comment much on the Rough Cut's, my prime lurking spots are right in those babes. So let's start the ride.
So, Students, the topic for today is SUPERPOWERS (/imagine your choice of dramatic music). Specifically, what superpower would you have if you could have any one. I realize this has all those BORING normal generic ones like Flying, and shit, so I bring to you the sexy new ones:
Waterman:
Type: Earth/ Water
Description: Turn into a sexy man, and control the sea and other bodies of water! Create giant waves that can crash into your enemy! Drown people without lifting a finger! Flood bodies of land, and achieve major devastation.
Warning: Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800 WATERMAN
FREE SHIPPING FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Landman:
Type:Earth/ Land
Description: Transform into this old looking gentleman, but looks can be deceiving. Usually in a peaceful and quiet mood, but you can erupt in burst of anger at agitation. Cause massive earthquakes, and kill many. Control the souls of any animal or, plant that you see, and use them as your minions for attack!
Warning: Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800 LANDMAN
(shipping and handling fees of $19.95 may apply)
Skyman:
Type: Air
Description: This is a great transformer that people who like thrills, and heights will enjoy. This package is equipped with tons of features such as obviously, the way to fly, but also how to create massive tornadoes and hurricanes! Included in the package are the flying suit, the DNA altering shot, and an operations manual.
Warning: Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800 SKYMAN
(shipping and handling fees of $9.95 may apply)
BUT WAIT! Order within the next 25 seconds and we will pay the shipping and handling fees!
Crazyman:
Type: Brain
Description: Are you a naturally crazy person who likes to do crazy things? Well then, you are the perfect fit for the Crazyman. Crazyman has got all of your favorite crazy operations, such as exploding a grenade in a bottle of coke and destroying a major city! That's not all! Crazyman is also smart too! You can program yourself in Crazyman form to do any crazy stunt, trick, or operation! Possibilities are endless with Crazyman, so buy now!
Warning:Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800 CRAZYMAN
Type: Land/Air/Brain
Description: Take this DNA alerting shot and immediately you will feel a great sense of legacy, and a revengeful, cold blooded assassin attitude. You move with grace, speed, and agility. Nicknamed the Black Mamba, you will strike like a snake that has starved for too long. You train, train, and train and you have come as close to perfection as anyone has and ever will.
Warning:Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800 KOBEBRYANT
Old Spice Man:
Type: Whatever the Ladies Need
You want to be wet like waterman, he can arrange that. You wanna purr like a kitten, he can arrange that. He has that thing you love, wait look again that thing is now DIAMONDS!!! He’ll create a hurricane of passion, a tsunami of pleasure, or an earthquake guaranteed to rock your world.
Warning: There are no small parts available with this item.
To order, just whistle his tune and he’ll be there on a horse
Backwards
Men: Old Spice Man is not responsible for making you feel inferior, unwanted, or all around minuscule by comparison. Be a man and he won’t have to be there.
Lebron James:
Type: Land/Air
Description: Transform into this ego maniacal gentleman, with the ability to speak about yourself in third person! You will feel a great sense of arrogance and false greatness. Nicknamed the King, you now have the ability to hold 1 hour-specials on TV to make big decisions! You excel when nothing is at stake, but in crunch time, you will just quit on your team, and not win any championships.
Warning: Contains small brain. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800-LEBRONJAMES
If you wish to order anything in a female form, please contact us.
Copyright, Smart Industries.
Mr. Interesting:
Type: Awesomeness
Description: He can call a foul on the ref. He can use the instant replay at the beginning of every quarter. He can make the 24 second shot clock last 57 seconds. He can make Phil run the square offense. He can criticize the refs and fine David Stern. Favorite phrase: I don't always celebrate, but when I do, it's always because of Laker Championships.
Name: AMMO
Type: God
Description: It’s all in the ’stache.
Warning: DO NOT MAKE OF THE ‘STACHE OR YOU WILL FACE AMMO’s WRATH!!!
To order You do not order AMMO. AMMO orders you.
---PLEASE REC TO KEEP AT THE TOP!----
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How much do I have to pay for same-day or overnight shipping? I want him here today or tomorrow at the latest.
FREE SHIPPING FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
hmmmm
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I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
Seems like somebody needs a lesson in photo posting lol.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
I know seriously
all you do is click the picture buttion, and insert the link. THERE SIMPLE
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Well, you have to make sure you delete the "/http:" that's already there.
I think that’s your problem, Sarge. Try it that way.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
hey a backer! lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
So, I think your problem is that when you're copying the Image Code from that site,
You’re inputting it into the thread by using the picture icon-button. You either want to post the html coding straight to text, or copy the image url only, and then use the picture icon-button. (Not trying to be picky, just helping you out.) =D
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice hahaha you got it.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
LOL thanks UNLTD!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, no problem.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
r-ofl
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
I have to say that every time I come to this thread, that fucking cat freaks me out.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
haha which one?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 18, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The big one up top.
The dork is funny.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
LOL!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 18, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I voted Waterman
because you didn’t have the best option on there:
Old Spice Man
Type: Whatever the Ladies Need
You want to be wet like waterman, he can arrange that. You wanna purr like a kitten, he can arrange that. He has that thing you love, wait look again that thing is now DIAMONDS!!! He’ll create a hurricane of passion, a tsunami of pleasure, or an earthquake guaranteed to rock your world.
Warning: There are no small parts available with this item.
To order, just whistle his tune and he’ll be there on a horse
Backwards
Men: Old Spice Man is not responsible for making you feel inferior, unwanted, or all around minuscule by comparison. Be a man and he won’t have to be there.
Do Do Doot Do Do
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
by Marty Mart on Aug 17, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Send me two!
The check is in the mail.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Your order has been transacted
It will we on its way in another second, and arrive in another two, ma’am. We hope you enjoyed doing business with us!
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
I want ma royalties. lol.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
discount for you, sir
only fits that same day shipping is free for you, sir
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Ill take one Waterman, one Kobe and one Old Spice Man!!!!
Ill put on my credit card
I got Wheaties!!!
That'll be $950,000 ma'am
Waterman- $2
Old Spice Man- $2
Kobe- $940,996
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
oops i mean
$949,996
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
by request only.
ten percent off, makes that $855,000
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
That doesn't mean stamps with food on them, okay?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Damn son...
how you gonna have shipping cost more than Old Spice man and waterman combined????
I got Wheaties!!!
cuz they are worthless, at least in smart_guy's eyes
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
Type: Land/Air
Description: Transform into this ego maniacal gentleman, with the ability to speak about yourself in third person! You will feel a great sense of arrogance and false greatness. Nicknamed the King, you now have the ability to hold 1 hour-specials on TV to make big decisions! You excel when nothing is at stake, but in crunch time, you will just quit on your team, and not win any championships.
Warning: Contains small parts. Not for children 3 years and younger.
To order, call 1-800-LEBRONJAMES
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Fixed.
Warning: Contains smallpartsbrain. Not for children 3 years and younger.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
LOL good one!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning: Contains small brain. Not for children 3 years and younger
You mean ONLY for children 3 years or younger
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
Actually it should say "not for children of any age."
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
warning: may cause jerseys to spontaneously combust after said 1 hour ESPN special
In honor and memory of the Taco Squad (2009-2010)
I picked waterman
Cause I’m a water polo player and swimmer. Tie for second between Kobe bryant and old spice man
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
GIVE LEBRON SOME LOVE PEOPLES!
(/smirks)
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
I wanted invisible man, you would not imagine what would I do being invisible! watch out ladies.
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Aug 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
IF you would like someone, then
post it here and I will add to the post
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
being invisible is all what a guy would want
being invisible is exactly what a women would never want
naw....i just want that jedi mind trick :O
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes, he does
except Old Spice Man uses the power of Man manipulation with a combination of tight abs, broad shoulders, and an oh so cool smile.
SWAN DIVE!!!!
You didn’t even see it coming because you were mesmerized by my previous sentence of Man manipulation. lol.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
i beg to differ...."power of man manipulation" and JEDI FUCKIN MIND TRICK
is not the same thing!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 18, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I should clarify
Old Spice Man’s body captivates women so much they become paralyzed. He blows other male competition out of his way with one step forward. His aroma stifles all men and woos all women. He is greater than any Jedi because they can’t even get near him. He pisses excellence and draws fame. Not to mention Darth Vader is not his father, he is in fact Darth Vader’s father. hah
do do doot do do
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
lol
He stifled you enough to come up with this crazy shit.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 20, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have witnessed his effects this is no lie.
lol.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
I have a great swan dive!
Practice almost every day lol
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
ok, you get a rec' from me
this was funny (almost cracked.com-style)
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
since we're talking about superpowers, I want this guy's...
But he has no superpowers, you say, he is only a normal guy with great athleticism, genius intellect, good detective skills, and knows Keysi Fighting Method.
Exactly
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
definitely kobe
as my sig says: kobe bryant=batman
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Word.
Don't let the name deceive you, I'm not just a Sharks fan but a Lakers, 49ers, Angels, Giants (and to a lesser extent) Capitals, and Titans fan.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If only crazy man was crazy pills
then I would say hell yeah :D
Until then, I’m going to get me an Old spice man! Mmmmm
"Let the Hunt for Six Begin."-Derek Fisher
"Anyone crazy enough to mess with me is crazy enough to play with me." -Kobe Bryant
Is it safe to say
that you three ladies, SCG/Cap/hotmama, gave the recs for that? lol
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
*zips her mouth*
"Let the Hunt for Six Begin."-Derek Fisher
"Anyone crazy enough to mess with me is crazy enough to play with me." -Kobe Bryant
I voted Lebron just to fuck around with ss&r hehe.
" I wanna be the best, I wanna be the best simple and plain and to be the best you have to win and thats what drives me" -Kobe Bryant
by 15xtimeNBAchamps on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'd rather be the best of the best
I wanna be able to touch the exhibits at a museum, I wanna speak French in Russian, I wanna punch you in the face and have you fight off the strong urge to thank me.
Name: Mr. Interesting
Type: Awesomeness
Only he can call a foul on the ref. Only he can use the instant replay at the beginning of every quarter. Only he can make the 24 second shot clock last 57 seconds. Only he can make Phil run the square offense.
Yes, I wanna be that.
Everyone in this room is now dumber. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by pharoah on Aug 17, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Epic.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Now thats who I aim to be,
I’m even ok being the 2nd most interesting man in the world. I got my beard growing and everything, lol. Visa or mastercard?
"They call me the Muffin Man"
by true_lakerfan on Aug 18, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
i am not creative but a good idea would be
Chuck Norris
Name: AMMO
Type: God
Description: It’s all in the ’stache.
Warning: DO NOT MAKE OF THE ‘STACHE OR YOU WILL FACE AMMO’s WRATH!!!
To order You do not order AMMO. AMMO orders you.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Let's go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
by LakerAce on Aug 18, 2010 2:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
dammit, it should be "make fun of"
spare me!!
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Let's go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
Damn
I want a re-vote, take my Kobe Bryant off and add Ammo please. Also add “healer of sick, wounder of evil” and “inventor of the stachesickle” to his description.
Rec, good call LakerAce.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
For the most interesting man in the world, i think the "only"s make it really awkward to read.
And you can add, He can fine David Stern while criticizing the referees. “I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends.”
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
NEW SIG ALERT!!
It’s perfect!
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Let's go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
Speaking of sigs
I like a different version of yours. It goes like this:
Never argue with an idiot; he will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience.
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
lmao, that's really good.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
"I don’t always celebrate, but when I do, it’s when the Lakers win championships. Stay thirsty my friends." - gen!e
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