Rough Cut 8/11 - SoCalGal told me to "have at it."
No. It was never my intention to use SoCalGal’s name to ride on her popularity. Never crossed my mind... mmm, maybe just a flash – but no longer than that.
Anyway, Bluexfalcon can brag of at least one brilliant idea in his lifetime the Rough Cut concept is a brilliant idea – a random thread of any kind of topic, usually non-basketball related. Marty Mart and SoCalGal, in my opinion, wrote the best Rough Cuts so far, about gaming and tattoos, respectively.
I admit it, that though I love the Lakers and basketball, I have other hobbies and interests which I am more involved on. And maybe, you are like me. Or if not, at least, you have other hobbies and interests aside from the Lakers. I learned from Rough Cut (and other threads) that SSR people are a diverse bunch. Sophisticated and interesting. Lots of other knowledge and interests. Sensible when talking about a topic. Yup, lots of humor and kidding, but still intelligent. You see, I like learning new stuff and discussions on these stuff. And lots of these are found in SSR threads. Still, most would be centered on or "offshooted" from the Lakers (which is only appropriate since this is a Laker blog after all). Since I like discussions on other things as well, I would go out of SSR to other sites’ threads and forums, to point out that UK’s SAS is the most badass special forces in the world, or that Stephen King is great but would never hold a candle against Edgar Allan Poe, or the Moon Hoax Conspiracy Theory is not that ridiculous at all, or that Isaac Asimov is the King of Sci-Fi and not Bob Heinlein or Arthur Clarke, or Krav Maga is the best martial art in the world, or Beethoven and Moza- you get the picture. I find it fun to find out what other people think and what new idea or fact I could learn from them.
I’m not saying that SSR is incomplete since it is only limited to everything Laker. Again, it is only appropriate that it should be Laker-centered because this is a Laker blog – and the best in the Net, as I’ve said in my first fan post. However, SSR is evolving into more than a Laker community! Several of you already said it’s a second home. Several of you have SSR as your homepage. Thus, Rough Cut would minimize the need to go to other sites for the purpose of interaction on different topics or interests. The point is Rough Cut makes sense because it allows the SSR people’s wit, knowledge and writing skills that are being utilized on discussions about the Lakers to be applied on non-Laker topics. Rough Cut is healthy for the SSR community, as we can get to know more about each other’s interests and stuff, aside from the Lakers. It’s not that we’ll ever get tired of talking about our beloved Lakers, but it is advantageous talking about the stuff we like to the people we know we have something in common with: love of the Lakers. And people who love the Lakers (especially those in the SSR community) are good and sensible people to discourse with. I think this is what the Rough Cut is for.
I’m with BXF, hoping Rough Cut becomes an important SSR tradition. Maybe, in the future, even the Beat writers, C.A., Dex, and perhaps even Josh will write some Rough Cuts themselves. That makes me excited.
So, here is my first Rough Cut try, after the jump…
Yesterday, SoCalGal complimented my sig, which has two of my most favorite quotes. (Again, SCG is mentioned. But, no, I am not joining the bandwagon of competing for SCG’s affections. Ahem.) You see I like to collect (and sometimes, memorize) quotes, mostly from books and movies. Since they could probably be valuable for future writings, references and/or circumstance (or might come up in trivia games or quiz bowls, something I was into when I was still in school). So, I got the idea of enumerating some of the quotes I like for my first Rough Cut post. I pick those that are "unique" and not so cliché or historical or from poetry (which almost everybody is familiar with), but nonetheless, had significant impact in my life.
"Curiouser and curiouser." – Alice
Not only is Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland the first novel (non-picture book) I had read, and a major influence on why I love books, but this quote from Alice charmed me big time. Since I first encountered that quote, until now, every time anything starts getting interesting, in the back of my mind, this quote always pops out. It kind of gives the hype for me to get excited on what’s the next thing – new challenges, new blessings, new experiences, etc. – life will throw at me.
"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?" – Sherlock Holmes
In my experience, I found this immortal Sherlock Holmes dictum very true, valuable and practical. Elimination is the most basic analytical/logical method I apply when dealing with problems (e.g. school quizzes and tests).
"First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire." – Ronald Deschain the Gunslinger
First, I might understand why some Stephen King books are sometimes criticized as "trash" or "non-literature" since they tend to be "messily" written due, probably, to King’s habit of "ad libbing" in his writing. Though I don’t agree with the critics who disses King's works since I like them and find them entertaining, I don’t think they’re "classic" caliber (J.R.R. Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe) or "intelligent" caliber (Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy) either. But there are stories that, I would have to say, show that King has genius. Like "The Stand" and "The Dark Tower" series. I’ll bet on it that "The Dark Tower" would be considered a classic a hundred years from now.
I love the Dark Tower. Gritty western, fantasy, and sci-fi rolled into one. First rate storytelling. Twists that I am not expecting (especially the ending). And lots of philosophical themes. Seriously, the Dark Tower is an analogy of our own obsessive searches for something.
So, why do I like about this quote by the main character? Hmmm. It just sound so badass! The quote, seems to me, serves as a herald to an epic action packed event that would eventually erupt.
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsaving the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me 'V'." – V
I like V’s introduction in the movie version of Alan Moore’s "V for Vendetta." Lots of suaveness and elegance. The usage of many words starting with the letter V was creative. And I don’t know the meaning of half of them. Nonetheless, V’s introduction set the tone for the movie, which is good by the way (one of the two movies based on Moore’s works that actually don’t suck).
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." – C.S. Lewis
Just as it sounds, that’s what it means. That when you can’t find anything that makes you happy in this world, the Source of that Happiness is not of this world. Yup, it’s a Christian-thing. I am a Christian and proud of it. And I’m talking about God as that only source of real happiness. The whole point of the Christian Hedonism philosophy. This quote is my most favorite Christian-themed quote that is not derived from the Bible.
Well, I know it’s Internet etiquette not to argue about religion (or politics). That is not my intention here. I’m just telling why I love this quote.
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." – Michael Corleone
Okay, this is probably cheating. This quote is actually cliché. Nevertheless, it’s an immortal quote from probably the greatest film ever made. And there’s wisdom in it. The context of the quote in the movie is for you to be able to keep tabs on every plan of your enemy, thus when he strikes, you can easily prevent it or counter-attack or strike first.
That makes sense. But we can also revise it. Like actually making the enemy part of the "famigla" (whatever that symbolizes in our lives), to strengthen it. In a mafia-themed anime/manga called "Hitman Reborn", some major enemies (e.g. Mokuru Rokudo, Varia) of Vongola Famiglia eventually become part of or allies of Vongola.
It’s also what Kobe and the Lakers did with Matt Barnes.
"First rule of leadership: everything is your fault." – Hopper
Being a leader is a great power. And with great power com– you know how it goes. Being a leader should not be taken for granted. Though not technically true all the time, this quote is an accepted axiom on leadership. If something fails during a leader’s watch, well, the leader should be prepared to take responsibility about it. That’s the main point. A good leader should be able to take responsibility.
(let me insert this: Jelly Bean's sig is definitely related to Hopper's quote)
"Then tomorrow we may all be dead, but how would that be different from any other day? This is a war, and we are soldiers. Death can come for us at any time, in any place. Now consider the alternative. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?" – Morpheus
This is my most favorite quote in the Matrix Trilogy. I love the logic in it all. The ultimate epitomic quote of life scenarios in which the "you got nothing to lose anyway, go all in" philosophy applies. This Morpheus’ quote’s logic is also applicable on the Christian faith. What do you have to lose in believing in God and the Christian message? We will all end up dead anyway. If it’s bogus, well no harm done. But what if it’s all true? What if there’s a God? What if there’s really a heaven and a hell? Isn’t believing worth it? Much more that Christians actually believe it’s true and worth dying for. Again, no intention of breaking Internet etiquette, I’m just illustrating the logic.
This philosophy might be also related – maybe even the offshoot or vice versa – to the "making a last stand" cowboy mentality. In history, it’s when the French Foreign Legion refused to surrender in the Battle of Camaron. In basketball, it’s when a team refuses to lie down even when they are in a 3-0 hole (2002-2003 Portland Trailblazers against the Mavs).
"What makes the desert beautiful, is that somewhere it hides a well." – The Little Prince
Children’s books actually have plenty of quotes and dialogues that can provoke philosophical thought. The "Winnie the Pooh" books are such. "Little Prince" is another. De Saint-Exupery filled this book with philosophical connotations. But this is my favorite among them. I can think of three interpretations (in which one is, once again, Christian-themed), but in the case of children’s books quotes, it is more beautiful when one comes to these realizations without any outside influence. I will not steal you that pleasure.
"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." – Spider-Man
Todd McFarlane made Spidy cool, but creator Stan Lee is to be credited with Spidy’s soul. When he inserted an unusually heavy "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" motto to a teenager superhero, we know that this hero would be special. The motto catapulted plenty of other awesome and insightful quotes from Spidy’s decades of publishing history and a successful movie franchise (e.g "Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind." and "Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady, and give up the things we want the most. Even our dreams.").
Spidy has a gift of gab. He can say witty words to psyche out opponents or inspirational one-liners that can provoke the reader’s emotion. This quote, which he said in the Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 2 #34 (#475) issue, is my most favorite. Classic. Indeed, I agree. Life is not all wins. We will also lose sometimes. But what is important is how we will respond when potential defeat is looming in our upcoming battles. Would we allow ourselves to be affected and scared, to fold or be depressed? No, we should definitely not be. Being afraid of losing means we can’t deal with the pressure of the challenge – the challenge that we should face to achieve something worthwhile (I’m looking at you, LeBron).
I’m pretty sure that if Kobe Bryant encounters Spidy’s quote, he would like it.
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger." – Kobe Bryant
I have to add Kobe’s motto. I read or heard somewhere that this is Kobe’s motto (enlighten me if I’m right or wrong). Though, not necessary an original of his, he is the first person that comes to mind when I hear that quote. Mainly, because he lives this quote. Whatever criticisms and failures that Kobe experiences, he just uses them as fuel for him to compete and improve. And that kind of attitude granted him the skills and success he has now. Kobe’s attitude is something worth admiring and emulating.
Plenty of other quotes… but the post is already (too) long enough. It’s now your turn to share your favorite quotes and why, or explain your SBNation signature.
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rough cut or your sig?
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
touche
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
i thought you were a chick and that was your new age....lol
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
So much for no explanation.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
again, touche
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
who? : )
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Awesome work, Bernel.
Rec’d.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
thanks
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I am honored.
Great job, bernel.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
merci, mademoiselle
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I don't know who first said the first line of my sig.
But I have found it invaluable in dealing with trolls.
The next two quotes speak for themselves.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"Let's go for for it again"- Kobe Bryant, 2010 Championship ceremony.
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
I like the C.S lewis quote. it is so meaningful.
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
Yes.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
me TOO mama!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
wat is dat?
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It is awesome and so easy to get hooked!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
i play NO games on my facebook
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
plenty of addictive games there
i stick with two: poker and mafia wars.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I play it on my iPod
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
{vomits violently}
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
The former.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i fee the same bout twitter
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, pretty deep stuff for a rough cut
unlike the brilliant comment above mine ;P
Today's sports media excels at over-reaction to a single event and specializes in hyperboles. But hey, it's that or my biochem textbook...
by Mike1204 on Aug 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol. nice
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Great write up. My favorite has got to be Hopper's quote
Part of my favorite quote is on my sig. But here is the entire quote by Kobe
Question: What was your reaction to Shaq saying the Lakers are his team, and everybody knows it?
It doesn’t matter whose team it is. Nobody cares. I don’t, Karl [Malone] doesn’t, Gary [Payton] doesn’t, and our teammates and the fans don’t either. There’s more to life than whose team this is. But this is his team, so it’s time for him to act like it. That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team’s failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. Also, “my team” doesn’t mean only when we win; it means carrying the burden of defeat just as gracefully as you carry a championship trophy.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
so kobe
it really annoys me that kobe was branded as the bad guy back then. tsk. tsk. thanks for sharing.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
You're welcome and thank you for writing this post
I agree about Kobe being painted as the villian. But since you like quotes I think the following quote describes Kobe’s career:
Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
niiiice
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
that's from Shawshank Redemption
starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman.
Definitely recommended for your taste. Lots of quotable quotes.
BTW, well done with the post.
San ka nag-aral Kolehiyo? ;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Yes it is. Amazing movie.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
you quotes on Kobe's side of the story
is very informative to me. thanks. will keep on going through the comments. Damn. this site is rocking!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
You're welcome. I was just thinking how active this site is.
I told Josh and Bernel that I would find some quotes from the book. They are even better.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
you've read Josh's posts?
holy smokes… ;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
yes I have : )
He should start his own blog. ; )
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
ROFL
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Yeah, give it some thought. You'd be really good.
I loved Respect Kobe, BTW. Awesome stuff. I stumbled upon it and thought, “Wow, I’m not the only one!”
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Wait! that was Josh's site/blog?
Or am I just missing something here? dam im slow. : )
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Yes it was.
"El Hombre es esclavo de lo que dice y Amo de lo que calla"
by Jonny 4 F1ng3rs on Aug 12, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed. And so was this.
Which is why this was so funny.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
CA, maybe you should've kept Josh under the 'founder emeritus' tag on the bottom of the site :P
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
most ppl already know....
and we shall tell the others
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, as opposed to here.
He just rocked up one day during the WCF this season… never saw him round before that ;P
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, when I handed things off to C.A., I immediately went to work on school.
Since January, I’ve gone from 5 college courses remaining to finishing college, getting my teaching credential, studying for three subject matter qualification tests (and already passing two, with another a couple weeks away), getting a job, and making the necessary preparations (lesson planning, setting up my classroom, figuring out my discipline plan, etc.)… and the kids come in one week.
It was a lot to cram into a few months. Too much. But hey, when the playoffs rolled around, especially the later rounds… I mean, sacrifices must be made!
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Your comeback to my call is to make me feel inadequate?
:P
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 14, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions
huh?
the last word “pilipinas” , is that a reference to Phillipine women?
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
thats
a cheer of the University of the Philippines where I studied…
direct translation is Unibersidad ng Pilipinas.
but yeah there’s a lot of ladies there hahaha wink
OOOOOH! lol
Im sure there are a lot of ladies. ; )
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
lol
no. meant the country.
@grail – si bernel o ikaw?
oh, nvm. too slow to type
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lol
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
altree...
kakagraduate ko lang nung abril… Bicol University…
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bernel,
I Found it. I hope I dont get in trouble for posting this long read. Talk about getting shit off your chest:
GRAY: What was your reaction to Shaq saying the Lakers are his team, and everybody knows it?
BRYANT: It doesn’t matter whose team it is. Nobody cares. I don’t, Karl [Malone] doesn’t, Gary [Payton] doesn’t, and our teammates and the fans don’t either. There’s more to life than whose team this is. But this is his team, so it’s time for him to act like it. That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team’s failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. Also, “my team” doesn’t mean only when we win; it means carrying the burden of defeat just as gracefully as you carry a championship trophy.
GRAY: Do you consider Shaq to be a leader?
BRYANT: Leaders don’t beg for a contract extension and negotiate some 30 million [dollars] plus per year deal in the media when we have two future Hall of Famers playing here pretty much for free. A leader would not demand the ball every time down the floor when you have the three of us [Malone, Payton, Bryant] playing beside you, not to mention the teammates you have gone to war with for years — and, by the way, then threaten not to play defense and rebound if you don’t get the ball every time down the floor.
GRAY: Shaq says that you have not been a team player. Is he right?
BRYANT: That’s ridiculous. I have been successfully sacrificing my game for years for Shaq. That’s what Phil [Jackson] wanted me to do, so I did it. Last year Phil told me Shaq was not in physical condition to carry the trust of our offense, so he asked me to do it. But then he saw Shaq was getting upset that the team wasn’t running through him, so Phil asked me to pull back and I did. This year is no different; my role is whatever Phil wants it to be. Period.
GRAY: Through out the preseason, your leg and conditioning has been lagging. Are you in the proper shape to start the season?
BRYANT: My knee is not strong enough to play yet. I know it. When it is I will play.
GRAY: Does that mean you will miss the opener [Tuesday] night and other games?
BRYANT: I probably won’t play tomorrow night or until I’m ready. But I don’t need Shaq’s advice on how to play hurt. I’ve played with IVs before, during and after games. I’ve played with a broken hand, a sprained ankle, a torn shoulder, a fractured tooth, a severed lip, and a knee the size of a softball. I don’t miss 15 games because of a toe injury that everybody knows wasn’t that serious in the first place.
GRAY: Kobe, Shaq said if you didn’t like what he had to say you can opt out and leave next season. Will you leave the Lakers?
BRYANT: I won’t make that decision until the end of the season. I told Shaq last year that I was planning on opting out. He knew before anyone. I told him out of respect for what we have been through together. I thought he should be the first to know. The fact that he acts like this is such a big shock is a mystery to me. If leaving the Lakers at the end of the season is what I decide, a major reason for that will be Shaq’s childlike selfishness and jealousy.
GRAY: Do you feel Shaq has been supportive in regards to your legal situation?
BRYANT: He is not my quote unquote “big brother.” A big brother would have called to lend his support this summer. I heard absolutely nothing from him. I spoke to Devean [George], Rick [Fox], Mitch [Kupchak], Phil, and our owner Jerry Buss. And Shaq’s own Uncle Jerome called and left three messages. Other teammates like Derek [Fisher], Mark [Madsen], and [Stanislav Medvedenko] left messages as well. Opponents called like [Chris] Webber, [Mike] Bibby, and many others. So did a lot of coaches. Michael Jordan, who didn’t have my home phone, tracked it down to lend his support. So did Tiger Woods. But yet from my so-called big brother, I heard nothing.
GRAY: Why not resolve this behind closed doors? Why is this so public?
BRYANT: I asked Phil on Sunday [yesterday] to say something to calm this situation down before it boiled over. But he backed away, so now here we are. I have been a bigger person every time something happened with Shaq, and I don’t expect this to be any different. But somebody in this organization had to speak up, because his unprofessionalism hurt us last year, and I don’t want it to hurt us this year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1648431
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
by Jelly Bean on Aug 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wept when this happened. I was so sad, yet so happy.
It pissed me off that the Lakers fined him for it.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I have always been on Kobe's side
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
me too!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
and what's bothering me all these years...
…is that Phil painted him as the bad guy back then!!! Seriously. I don’t get it. Phil sided with Shaq. The only consolation is Phil and Kobe have a great relationship together now. Nonetheless, I want Phil to be able to explain it or admit his mistake back then.
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He has. I will try and find the quotes for you.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Do it, Jelly Bean.
We should all have that bookmarked.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
yah. do it.
to make me get over it.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I remember now where Phil took some blame or admitted that Kobe wasn't 100 percent to blame
It was in his book “the last season” Unless I am wrong, every year since the book was published Phil adds more and more to it. Well, after he called Kobe “uncoachable” the next time he added something was when he came back to coach the Lakers and after that season he added more to the Shaq vs Kobe topic and he admitted some blame on that whole situation. I let my friend the book so Im going to ask for it back so that I can get the quotes word for word.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Email me when you do.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Defenitely.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
e-mail josh...
…and post it to this thread as well since I want to know, too :)
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Will Do
I will make sure post the pages of the book so that others can check it out for themselves.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
no THAT is the book he SLAMS Kobe.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes but he added more after he came back to the Lakers
He does take shots at him but also compliments him when he adds more to the book.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
well of course....but not in THAT book.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Not the original but in the revised copy he does.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
ummkmmm
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
and, oh, thanks for sharing again.
I We appreciate it.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
you're welcome
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
This ties into a discussion I was having with Marty Mart, in another thread.
You can see the points he made here, which I thought were pretty good ones.
However, this large block quote brings up some very interesting points. And actually, as I think about it, there is another point that I want to make, before getting into Jelly Bean’s quotes.
Marty Mart made the point that Phil probably gave Jordan more slack for “breaking the triangle” and “doing his own thing” because by the time Phil arrived, Jordan was an established superstar, 6 years into a career as the unquestioned leader of his team, not to mention one of the most astounding individual performers alive. Kobe, on the other hand, was a 2nd year starter when Phil arrived in LA, only in his 4th year, the best guard on his team, but not the best player. As such, by Marty Mart’s reasoning, PJ was more lenient with Jordan.
The problem, which only just occurred to me (displaying a serious lapse in logical function), is that the context of this debate was Phil Jackson’s book, The Last Season: A Team in Search of Its Soul, in which Phil called Kobe “uncoachable,” etc. You know the details.
In that context, what he thought in 1999 isn’t really the issue. The question that was raised (and is repeated above, in this thread) is why Phil chose to take Shaq’s side and paint Kobe as the villain, when the more you learn about the situation, the clearer it becomes that the problems were largely Shaq’s doing. The point I raised was that Phil had MJ, and as Marty Mart pointed out, he even brought MJ in to talk to Kobe the moment he came to LA — so he should have known what kind of player Kobe was, should have been able to deal with it.
And what Kobe was in 1999 doesn’t matter. Because he wrote the book in 2004. And in 2004, Kobe had unquestionably emerged as both the best player and the floor leader of the Lakers. The previous year, he had averaged 30//7/6 — numbers that are very, very close (especially considering the context) to those of LeBron James, who causes NBA fans to drool and inspires comparisons to Oscar Robertson. He had also pulled off a historic run of 40+ points in 9 straight games, averaging 41/7/6 for the month. He was a 3-time champion and an 8-year vet.
No, at the time of Phil’s book, Kobe was not less established than MJ had been at the time of Phil’s arrival. In fact, at the time of Phil’s book, Kobe was more established and accomplished than MJ at the same point in his career.
Now to the quotes above. Jelly Bean and bernel, I have to say that I couldn’t agree with you more. What’s interesting about this is that in the greater context, it sounds absolutely believable. It fits the team context (Shaq’s conditioning, other team factors). But more interestingly, it fits a pattern we’ve seen several times — a pattern that in other places, has been confirmed by the likes of Phil and Tex Winter, themselves.
In 2005-06, Phil asked Kobe to shoulder the scoring load while all the youngsters and n00bs learned the system. He did so, and the results was 35.6 points per game, 62 through three quarters against the Mavs, and 81 in one game against the Raptors. They didn’t tell anyone this was their game plan, and Kobe took some heat for being a selfish player. And by some, I mean a lot.
When the team reached the playoffs that year (it shouldn’t have), the coaching staff felt like Kobe’s teammates had learned the system enough to maybe start implementing it with some success. Against the Suns, the Lakers shocked the world by having Kobe come out as a playmaker, passing first and only looking for his own points later in the game, once his teammates were going. The world was shocked, but this was by design. Phil had asked Kobe to score as much as he did in the regular season, and he did. He then asked Kobe to step back and let his teammates play in the playoffs, and he did that, too.
To start the next season, PJ and the coaching staff felt good about the Lakers’ ability to run the triangle, as a team. So from Game 1, Kobe came out as a facilitator, looking for his shot later in the game. The entire sports world, apparently having completely forgotten their own shock from only months before, again expressed complete and utter surprise, asking where this was coming from.
Idiots.
Again, it was Kobe following Phil’s game plan. And to start that season, the game plan meant passing the ball and getting teammates involved early. However, as the year went on, the Lakers suffered more and more injuries. Pretty soon, the roster was completely decimated, and in March, the Lakers went on a massive losing streak. Even throughout the losing streak — and it was bad — Kobe stuck to the game plan, passing to teammates that were inferior even to his already terrible teammates.
Finally, both Phil and Tex Winter came to Kobe and asked him to again shoulder the scoring load. He didn’t go to them; they came to him. Because of the injuries, they said, it was once again necessary for him to take over and get the team to the playoffs. He did so, and the result was four straight games of 50+ points (65, 50, 60, and 50, to be exact) — something even MJ never did. Only Wilt ever managed it.
Again, people called him selfish and a ball hog, and this time, they actually got an answer — not that they listened. Kobe explained the situation, and Phil and Tex Winter both backed him up, telling the same story. He was merely doing what the coaches asked him. He got them to the playoffs again, but this time, the Lakers were injured and the Suns were better, and it wasn’t really a contest. After being ousted from the playoffs, Kobe, sick of carrying such vastly inferior players to hopeless playoff appearances, demanded to be traded.
The Olympics is another example. Kobe Bryant, at the time, was the best scorer in the NBA. But with Team USA, he focused on defense. He went to the coaching staff prior to each game and asked, “Who do you want me to stop tonight?” And he shut them down. At the same time, 3 out of 4 coaches wanted to cut LeBron because he didn’t seem capable of submitting his ego to the team; for Kobe, this apparently wasn’t a problem. The culture of self-sacrifice, respect for the game and the competition, and emphasis on defense, hard work, and playing the right way, all started with Kobe. But this was just Kobe — the man can do everything on the basketball court extremely well; he simply played the role his coaches asked him to.
All of this is very consistent with the interview posted by Jelly Bean, above. It’s another instance of the coaching staff asking Kobe to do this, do that, for the good of the team. To adjust his game, to play this way, to help the team win. And he did. Haters will discount it, saying that’s Kobe’s version of things — but I think it’s important to point out that this account of events during that time period fits perfectly with the general pattern of how Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson + staff interact.
It’s also very consistent with what we know of Shaq. Let’s face it — at this point, we all see through his act, even if some of us (myself not included) still enjoy it. Underneath it all, he’s really the Big Jackass. The way Kobe describes Shaq here fits PERFECTLY with Shaq’s character.
So what seems more likely? That Kobe made this up, and the “real story” is actually much different (and any contradicting story would seem not to really fit with the overall context)? Or that this story — which fits with everything we know about all the players involved and also perfectly matches a patter we have seen repeated over and over, as attested not only by Kobe but also by Phil and Tex, themselves — actually did happen as Kobe told it?
And if that is true…
If it’s true that Phil Jackson asked Kobe first to lead because Shaq wasn’t up to it, and then to step back because Shaq was crying about it — then in that context, his decision to trash Kobe rather than Shaq in his book is even more inexcusable.
I tend to believe what Kobe said in the interview quoted above. It is the most reasonable story by far, given everything we know about the situation and all the players involved. And so, it frustrates me that a no-nonsense coach like Phil, who has had MJ in the past, would vilify Kobe while giving Shaq a pass, when clearly it was mostly Shaq’s fault.
That is all.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
Sorry.
I got carried away. I think this is the first comment of mine in a long time that honestly qualifies as a rant.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
another gem nonetheless
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Not a bad sigh, indeed a very good sigh. I rec'd you! {weeping happy tears}
I’ve tried to explain this to people for years and it never comes out like this. I’m also not into the stats thing.
BTW, I’m one of those who never found Shaq’s antics entertaining.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I actually like shaq as a Laker
I started disliking when he started acting like a douchebag with his feud with kobe.
i admit that during the 06 Finals I cracked with shaq’s jokes on dampier (erica dampier would only dominate in the WNBA). but karma hits him since he did not play well in that finals.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I'm not too proud to admit
that I have laughed at many a Shaq joke. My favorite moment was when he stared in shock at his left hand, as though it was alive. But it got old, and I got older, and wiser, and began to see through the thin veil of demeaning jokes. He insults your intelligence, and you laugh and love it… no thanks.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Not sure if you seen this
It stalls a bit but forward it to the 2:25 and watch how Shaq has been taking shots at Kobe since his rookie season and it wasnt until the Jim Gray interview that he finally just blew up. This had been building up for years. I have never sided with Shaq. Check out how he calls him “showboat” and that wasnt a fuckin compliment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFS6Dn04PBI&p=074FCF27D778622F&playnext=1&index=30
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Insecurity
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions
immaturity also
Makes you wonder, who really was the older one doesn’t it?
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Kobe has always been older than his years.
Even when he was acting immaturely, he thought he was doing the adult thing.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
You know what has surprised me the most from
reading Phil’s book? How really sensitive he is. If he had to take Kobe’s career path he would have NEVER made it out emotionally intact.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Very interesting.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
you should have
posted this as another fanpost… or maybe add it to respectkobe. that site has been idle for two years hahaha
Haha.
Yeah, it got replaced.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
great stuff
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
I'm gonna read this comment tomorrow
:)
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Never read the whole thing about Phil
asking him to shoulder the load in 03. I completely take back all my points of the last conversation. I assumed that Phil was frustrated those last two years because he was still following the original gameplan. I haven’t read the entire book yet and have only read the quotes and the situations in which the quotes are addressed, but I made the wrong assumption and wouldn’t you know it made an ass out of me. lol.
I do think Jelly Bean is correct in saying that Phil took some of the blame as well though, not sure where I saw it but I’m pretty sure I read it. I wonder how many other people know about Phil addressing Kobe about this considering in Dwyer’s last article on Shaq he talks about Kobe acting as a petulant child during those years, so I am curious.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Definitely something the SS&R Research Team is going to have to look into.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil treated this whole incident the same way that he treated a blow out
he doesn’t call time out he just let the team figure it out for itself. He tried doing that, by his own admition, to the Shaq/Kobe situation. He didn’t get involved and hope that they would work it out.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
If like reading this behind the scenes stuff that went on in the locker room
I would recommend you buy the book. Reading the book was like being there in the locker room.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
HOW did Kobe get blamed for the break-up, exactly?
His comments are so ridiculously on-point it’s laughable the media burned him for it.
And a perfect example of how Phil’s mindgames can backfire, right there, in that he didn’t listen to Kobe’s plea for help.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Because all of the fans were painted a picture by the media and Shaq that
it was Kobe’s fault. During this whole time, it was Shaq who kept talking shit through the media rather than be man enough and talk to Kobe face to face. Hell, he just needed to be a mentor.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Because
everyone, like me, had the perception that Kobe was pretty much leaving the triangle AWOL for the last two years when he began to diverge from it more often. Phil never really talks about going away from his original gameplan with Shaq as the first and last option. So it seemed that Shaq had a legitimate gripe with Kobe going away from him even though during those last two years he was told to do so until Shaq got in regular condition.
Plus, you gotta remember people hated Kobe even back then for perceived arrogance that, according to statheads, is more overconfidence because he’s too proud of what they consider sub-par numbers for a superstar. This was happening even back then. I mean you had Kobe vs. everyone else in the public eye. We’ve gone through the list of individuals thought to be better at each year along the way. Even comparisons to players in completely different positions. Then of course, the rape trial had many convinced that his arrogance had led him to do something incredibly deplorable, and I think you can say that 95% of the bad image that Kobe had leading up to his free agency that year was mostly about that rape trial and it didn’t help it was settled out of court. Public perception of Kobe was at an all-time low and then they didn’t win the championship so people weren’t going to just forget it for happier memories, and then Shaq was just the more likable persona because of his goofy nature. All of that stuff combined with Shaq’s previous mentions of Kobe trying to go away from him purposefully adds up to “Fuck Kobe, Keep Shaq” sentiments many people around the country thought the Lakers should have had. You always have to analyze the psyche of the public mood of a player at any time.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
I wish Kobe had tried harder..
IMO, the best thing about Kobe was also one of the most frustrating things about him, atleast during feud years. I wish Kobe were a bit smarter, a bit more savvy in his dealings with the media and Phil. I am not sure what to make of the fact that some one as smart as Phil painting Kobe as the villain/ allowed this unfair portrayal to happen. But there things Kobe could have done to win or atleast prove himself as acting in the best interest of the team. Alas, the only thing Kobe cares about is basketball, and working hard at his craft.
But in the end, karma has given Kobe everything he has deserved, no? Sure we still have to deal with “he’s not Jordan”, or “Lebron is better”, but the Lakers belong to Kobe. He gets to come into work everyday, and mold this team in his image. The best part is, he got here by simply continuing to play basketball and working hard.
The only thing Kobe could have done differently was keep his mouth shut, and he agrees with that today.
Kobe was a mature guy, but keep in mind that he was 22 years old when this started. Shaq was 28. Who should have been the adult here? We keep giving Andrew Bynum and other young guys a pass because they’re only 22 years old. Why doesn’t Kobe get the same leeway? His job was to play to win, and he did just that. The other shit was out of his control, and he finally snapped after Shaq’s last diss to the media.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
yes.....this
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The hardest part about reading these type of comments/opinions is
that there is absolutely zero responsibility placed on how Shaq should have acted.
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Noted
Good point about Kobe being only 22 SCG. I see why everyone here loves you! However, I remember Kobe himself saying that he should have hired a P.R. team, that were was no need for him to take all the bullets by himself. But I’m on your side.
About Shaq, its true that most of this is his fault. But over the last few years, everyone has realized exactly what Shaq is. However, like you said, its unfortunate when it comes to who broke up the Lakers, everyone still thinks of Kobe. I guess the cure-all for everything is winning.
awesome quote, do you have a link to it?
"i remember one time,we was playing basketball,and we was winning the game,it was so competitive,he broke a piece of lead from a table,and he threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court" - Ron Artest on wonderful childhood memories.
Sorry I dont. I liked it so much when I first saw it I cut it and posted it on a Word
document and saved it. : (
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
It was part of his forbidden interview with Jim Gray after he'd finally had it with Shaq's shit.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
yeah i remember that and still love it
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Mine is kind of a back-up for Kobe
and a little bit of LeBron haterism going on, saying that his assists don’t mean shit when his teams fail in the playoffs because he can’t make others around him better, whereas Kobe doesn’t rack up the assists (8 apg), but his team plays better when it counts.
Just because you throw someone a pass, and they score, it doesn't mean you made them a better player.
Kobes does not rack up the assists cause in the TRI-angle O-fence his job is to set up the 1st pass.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the way you put that.
Well, not the caps and dashes — that’s just weird, and I don’t understand it.
But the sentence: It’s great. It’s concise and expresses it perfectly. It gets at Kobe’s role in the triangle much better than lines about “the extra pass” or “the hockey assist,” and other triangle references.
His job is to set up the first pass.
Yes.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
LOL!
i dunno if i should thank you or not! I get ridiculed on my sentence writting ability and praised about the sentence content lol.
Either way i concur and thanks!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, you weren't trying to be grammatically correct.
So there’s no need to take offense to that aspect. I was just clarifying that when I say, “I like the way you put that,” the words “the way” refer to the way you make your point, not the way you write the sentence.
And that’s what you were trying to do — to make a good point. And it was a fantastic one.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
no offence taken i was being sarcastic ole Tucker buddy. And i am never trying to be ...
grammatically correct.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
that there is sig worthy
“I am never trying to be grammatically correct.” -Sarge
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
haha it is the truth though!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 16, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Just to let you know
the Morpheus quote is a play on Pascal’s Wager that actually began the beginning of decision theory and the concept of infinity and logical conclusion on life. Just for future reference, so you can add that to your understanding of the quote. Here’s a part of his quote on the matter
Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation that He is
You can look up the rest of it here
Its a flawed thesis because of the abundance of religions and the possibility of choosing the wrong one or whatever, they analyze the objections on the site as well, but this is the basis for which the Matrix and many decision theories have abounded from. This includes all game-based theories that are used in business, economics, and all facets of life and logic really. Funnily enough you graph the various decisions in a “matrix” graph. lol. Maybe that was another of the multitude of undertones to that movie. I mean it is called the Matrix and the most crucial decision in the movie is that one.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
I think I already read this before
Pascal is a Christian after all. thanks anyway :)
Matrix is definitely a movie that can provoke plenty of thought experimenting.
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No prob sir
can you believe my friend tried to tell me there are no religious undertones to the Matrix
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
btw, as for me...
…I’ll use chaos to argue the logical existence of a God.
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
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Flawed Thesis
I’ve thought of another way this is flawed. There have been many times where I have tried to rationalize the existence of God a la Pascal, and this idea of “having nothing” to lose has always come to mind.
The problem is, at least in the Christian philosophy, you can’t just hedge your bets. You need to really believe.
true
but Pascal’s thesis makes sense in the context of the assumption that Christianity is the only faith. Or that Christians are not irrational at all since it is logical. The thesis is flawed, but the premise is of it is still logical. Some of Lewis’ arguments are the same: clever but manipulated logic. Nonetheless, I agree, faith is more on just believing and not really making it logical.
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haha. welcome to SSR.
my own rationalization of God’s existence is by using chaos theory…
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
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I have never once seen C.S. Lewis use "clever but manipulated logic."
I’d love to see examples.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
first, I love C.S. Lewis though...
…I don’t agree with some of his ideas. Trivial disagreements. Like he’s leaning more on Arminianism and I have Reformed beliefs.
Ok, I am lazy to review my “Mere Christianity” and pick up several Lewis points (sorry), but I can remember one of his most popular “clever and manipulated logic” (as I coined it):
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’ That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic — on the level with the man who says he is a poached egg — or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God, but let us not come with any patronising nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.
Definitely logically sound. But he used a subtle manipulation there. By creating a “false dilemma” – limiting the alternatives to three: devil, madman, or truth. But there is a fourth option: what if Jesus is a myth? It should have been included in the alternatives, right?
To give Lewis justice, this argument was actually not originally his but John McDowell’s. He only popularized it.
It’s kind of awkward to argue against Lewis’ belief that Jesus is God when I actually believe it also :)
* * *
The whole point is, I believe that Christianity’s message IS LOGICAL. But it is dependent to the extent of the “bias” of limiting the debate to only Christianity vs. Atheism. But there are other religions out there claiming another deity (Buddha, Allah) is real. Thus, Christianity can’t be argued logically if there are other parties out there. Maybe a “Supreme Being vs. No-Supreme Being” debate. But it is impossible to argue logically a “Jesus vs. Allah vs. Buddha vs. L. Ron Hubbard” debate.
It all comes down to faith of believing on something that a human mind can’t completely comprehend and contain. Example. the omnipotence paradox is a clever and logical argument, but limited in scope or context. Bear with me. This is my argument which I had written in my blog:
Sometimes an argument, though it is convincing, is not applicable to a certain point or idea. Years ago, I decided to think and research on arguments about how to argue that there is no God. Now, all my life, I believe in God, and had argued that with the complexity of and with the interaction of chaotic systems in Creation, it is silly to argue that there is no God that created and maintains the multiverse. Of course, to satisfy my researching mind, at least, I try to look at the argument that God does not exist. And among all arguments that deny the existence of a God, the argument that stumped me (for a while) and fascinated me most is the "Omnipotence Paradox" argument. The omnipotence paradox’s bottomline is omnipotence is impossible, thus there is no God or at least no omnipotent God. Why is that? Well can an Omnipotent Being limit himself? Example, can God create a stone that he cannot lift? If he can and would, then the existence of the stone would cease his omnipotence since he is now limited – he cannot lift something. But if he can’t create a stone that he cannot lift, then there is something he cannot create, making him limited and, thus, not omnipotent. So, either way it goes, God is not omnipotent. But this argument is as fallacious as the question that also limits God "What is the thing that God cannot do?" which the answer is "to sin" (if he can’t sin, he can’t do everything, thus he is not omnipotent). But these arguments fall short because these arguments are not applicable to God at all. Human mind and logic will never completely comprehend or measure God. Human words cannot describe God’s characteristics. Human analogies can never effectively illustrate God. So, if somehow God is required to create a "stone He can’t lift", He can and will create it… but still be able to lift it; he can do so without destroying his omnipotence! How can that be? We will not comprehend it, but paradoxes will not limit God. Somehow, God will be able to destroy that paradox, or prove that paradox and still remain omnipotent (headaches… but God is God. He can never be limited and understood.) Besides, God is full of paradoxes. Consider this: He is a Colossal Being that time and the universe cannot contain him, but, still, he dwells in the hearts of every Christian. Paradox! He is one God, but with three persons. How can three persons exist and distinct from each other but at the same time just One? Paradox! And by these paradoxes, He shows how actually mighty he is!
P.S. to the Mods, don’t ban me for talking religion :P
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Interesting point.
I disagree, though. You’re surprised, right? Shocked, I know.
See, C.S. Lewis makes this argument within the confines of an existing context. That context is one in which he is responding to a person who does not appear to deny the historical existence of Jesus Christ, but does dispute who or what that historical person was.
Recall his purpose:
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’
Clearly, the position to which he is responding is one that accepts Jesus as a historical figure. If not, they would not have been ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher; instead, they would have simply rejected Jesus as myth.
With that purpose in mind, Lewis’ position does not need to deal with the possibility that Jesus is a myth. In fact, if he did introduce that possibility into the discussion, the person to whom he is responding would object, seeing it as irrelevant and possibly intended as a red herring, of sorts.
Were C.S. Lewis attempting to craft a comprehensive position on the true nature of Jesus Christ, the possibility that he is a myth, rather than an actual historical figure, would be one that he would be required to address. But since his stated purpose is to respond to someone who accepts Christ as a historical figure, but makes other claims about who that historical figure was, it only makes sense that he would only address those issues which are relevant to the position he has purposed to refute.
Regarding the second part, I do believe you can argue logically between all religions, but that’s just me. I don’t believe it is possible to absolutely and definitively reach an entirely objective conclusion; we cannot know all things. Some things cannot be known, at least not in this life. However, I do think you can designate one as the most reasonable and logical. I also think you can evaluate any religion against itself — a religion that contradicts itself has some ‘splainin’ to do.
Regarding the Ominpotence Paradox: My take on it is that the original request — that God do something that God could not do — is nonsensical. To ask God to sin is like asking a dog to be a chair; it is not possible. And yet, we do not consider this something the dog cannot do; rather, we simply say that the dog is not a chair. Flying is something a dog cannot do; being something other than what it is is not something it cannot do, because such a thing is nonsensical. It is not a thing that anything can do — which is to say, it is not a thing. Thus, God’s inability to sin does not display something He cannot do; it is simply an acknowledgement of the definition of who/what God is.
One of these days, I’ll get my own website — one for more than just basketball — up and running, and then such discussions can be taken there.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
like an official josh tucker site?
that would be so cool. but first, it would be nice if you try at least one “rough cut” :P
we would definitely love that.
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You mean you want me to write a rough cut?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah. that would actually be nice.
And BXF would be honored :)
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
So, what is a Rough Cut?
Is it a full post on something unrelated to NBA basketball? Or is it, like, proposing the discussion question for an off-topic discussion in the comments?
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
in bxf's words:
I figure we should have a random thread. For days were everything has already been said in the comments on other posts and stories, and you don’t want to re-read everything… Really, I want this thread to serve as a ‘random open thread’ where we could talk for a few, and go on with the day… Hopefully this catches on, and others could start another thread “Rough Cut 6/26” or whatever. Just trying to harbor a nice community here on SS&R….
yes, just some random topic to create a thread usually unrelated to basketball or the Lakers.
here’s some more examples:
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
BTW... on Lewis' tendency to use of false dilemmas, etc.
*I agree that it’s ridiculous to limit God by means of the using the impossibility of his nature against him. That is actually my “sub-point” in what I said.
*Nice “loophole” find. Okay, now taking into consideration that the whole argument has now established Jesus’ existence from the start and the whole context was now about arguing that Jesus is God vs. only a mere moral teacher.
Lewis still used a false dilemma. That’s the point. Again, he only limited it to three options: devil, lunatic, or God. What I mean by
But there is a fourth option: what if Jesus is a myth? It should have been included in the alternatives, right?is that other options are available and the options should not be limited to that three that Lewis gave. It is very manipulative since it shuns other alternatives to the context. Sure, maybe we can dismiss the fourth (Jesus is a myth) – since we already established of Jesus existence in history on this argument. But there can be a fifth alternative: Jesus is a human moral teacher but lied about being God. Or a sixth alternative: Jesus is a human moral teacher but his chroniclers put words into his mouth, claiming that he’s God. Or a seventh alternative: Jesus is an alien moral teacher who claimed godhood on humans, he has powers but not “God” powers. See? Limiting the alternatives is a clever way to manipulate logic.
Lewis chain of logic was this:
a)Jesus was either a devil, a lunatic, or Lord.
b)Jesus was neither a devil nor a lunatic.
c)Therefore, Jesus is Lord.
It is a valid argument using logic. But logic is always limited to the data given. In this case, the argument is weak, when only three given options were given, when there can be more.
By also using the words “devil” and “lunatic” – strong provocative words – he planted strong emotional feeling on the idea of Jesus being just a moral teacher. This is a technique used in media to manipulate the audience to sway on a particular idea. Let me illustrate, again by copying a blog post of mine since I’m too lazy to re-type:
Example, we get the title "Boy Massacres Classmates After Playing Violent PC Game" or "Boy Massacres Parents After Watching Violent Movie." Simply by the titles alone, there are already manipulations to condition our minds about the news. First, a strong word like "massacre" can now appeal to our emotion. Our minds and emotions are now expecting bloodbaths or butcheries. Even if we read further on the article that the deaths are less than half a dozen or sometimes even just two, we unconsciously think the number is irrelevant anymore, since by using "massacre", we think of it as too horrible. Yes, murder is horrible, but the murder was exaggerated when the word "massacre" was used. It was used to provoke us to an exaggerated emotional response, putting as to an imbalance and making us vulnerable. This leads to the second manipulation, the title says "…After Playing Violent PC Game" or "…After Watching Violent Movie", it is now implied that the game or the movie has mentally influenced the boy to do the horrible crime, that it led the boy to mimic the violence he saw in the game or movie. Then as we read the article, there was never a real indication that the game or movie had anything to do with the crime. Since the media is "objective", the reporter never said directly that the violence in the game or movie was the cause of the crime, but by his or her manipulation in the title, that was what he or she was trying to say. "…After Watching Violent Movie" is actually the same as "Boy Massacres Classmates After Eating Lunch" or "Boy Massacres Parents After Waking Up" title; the fact that the crime was done after playing a game or after watching a movie was as trivial as after eating lunch or after waking up. But then because the word "massacre" had already put us in an emotional imbalance, we had ignored these points. Thus, we are manipulated to think that the movie or game had a part in the crime and we became outraged of the game or movie.
So, by usage of “lunatic” and “devil”, Lewis had suggested indirectly that when someone believes that Jesus is God and just a moral teacher, that belief is synonymous to believing that he is a lunatic or devil. See the extremities of the positive opinion of “moral teacher but not God” with the morbidity of “devil or lunatic”? One now can be manipulated then to the conclusion that Jesus is indeed God, since if he does think so, it means that he instead believes that Jesus is a devil or a lunatic. Being a good non-God moral teacher was eliminated as an option.
Awkward, playing semi-devil’s advocate. lol. C.S. Lewis is an excellent writer, but sometimes he uses clever and manipulative logic in his arguments. But then again, all of us do, right?
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…someone believes that Jesus is NOT God and just a moral teacher, that belief is synonymous to believing that he is a lunatic or devil.
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I think you're reading too much into his intentions.
SIDENOTE: Before we go on, I hope everyone will note that this is not actually a discussion about religion, but rather, a discussion about C.S. Lewis as a philosopher/theologian, thinker, and author. And my two cents (plus a few bucks, right?) are that he’s bloody brilliant.
First, one thing that’s bothering me here is that you’re equating effect with intent. Specifically, you’re reading what I would call malicious intent where there need be none.
Let’s say your take on it is right that there are options other than those three, and that it is possible that those options do not necessarily equate with being a “lunatic” or a “devil” (that’s not my position, but before I get there I want to address this issue of Lewis’ intent). You’re making the assumption that he’s trying to manipulate his reader — that he’s trying to be clever. And knowing the work of C.S. Lewis as I do (and I’m sure you do as well), I think that’s incredibly brazen. First, I simply don’t buy that Lewis would ever feel the need to do that. He’s not a con artist, politician, or ESPN writer; he’s not interested in pulling the wool over your eyes. “Clever and manipulative logic” suggests intentional misleading, which is something you do when you’re not convinced that your argument can stand on its own; instead, you distract your reader from the weakness of your position by leading them to certain subconscious conclusions that you have not, in fact, proven. C.S. Lewis would be the last to do this. If he wrote it, it is because he thinks it true; and not only true, but likely unassailable, or he would have written something different (or nothing at all).
Furthermore, Lewis is simply too smart for that. Look, I’m a pretty smart guy, and language and logic are my forte. I’ve read Thomas Aquinas and understood it, which is far from easy. C.S. Lewis is simply the most intelligent writer and philosopher of the last 100 years or more, that I have read. I’m part-way through his The Problem of Pain, and let me tell you, it’s so dense that I have to read very slowly, and re-read, and sit and think. It’s not just good; it’s absolutely brilliant. And I don’t mean that in the way that Guiness beer is brilliant; I mean it in the way that Albert Einstein was brilliant. So again, C.S. Lewis is simply too smart for gimmicky tricks like that. He doesn’t need it, and I feel pretty certain that he would catch such an error in his own thought long before you or I would.
So I’d suggest we dispense with the entire idea that C.S. Lewis “uses clever and manipulative logic in his arguments.” If there is any flaw in his reasoning, I cannot fathom that it is any deliberate attempt to distract or mislead; should there be such a flaw, it can only be that his argument falls short, that it is faulty. And if so, then let us say that. To be incorrect is no terrible thing; to deliberately and maliciously mislead is.
Second, I think your point about clever tactics to mislead the reader is moot. Let’s be clear: You and I use vivid language on a daily basis. I do it all the time. Want to know one of the secrets to good writing? Mastering adjectives, and using them to create a vivid, powerful picture, to drive home your points, to bring the reader to your side — not mildly, but strongly. This isn’t misleading; it’s a rhetorical device useful for effectively communicating your point. This is what Lewis is doing with “devil” and “lunatic” — he actually does believe that such a person would have to be either insane (to honestly think he’s God when he actually is not) or evil (to portray himself as God when he knows he’s not). Does he use powerful language to convey that point, and perhaps get you to connect with it? Damn straight he does; if he didn’t, he’d be a poor writer.
But the point here is that it doesn’t matter. Yes, a news article with a sensationalized headline may give us an impression as to the nature of the event that is different from its reality — at first. But it is the reader’s job to not form and finalize his opinion with the reading of the headline! The reader must be evaluating and reevaluating his position at every point along the way, and most of all at the end.
If I pick up the paper and read a headline that makes me think, “Oh my gosh! ‘Massacre’! Must be 30 or 40… it’s a tragedy!” and then I continue reading and discover that only two were killed, guess what? I’m readjusting my initial assessment of the event. Now, I’m no longer thinking, “It’s a tragedy!” Now I’m thinking, “Well, I’m glad they caught him before he shot up the whole school!” See, my assessment changes along with my understanding of the facts.
Back to C.S. Lewis, when I read “lunatic” or “devil,” it may evoke a reaction in me. But that doesn’t mean I just accept it and let it color how I read the rest of what Lewis says! You know what my first thought is when I read that such a person must be either a lunatic or a devil? My first thought is, “Has he proven that? Is that his opinion, or something he has demonstrated? And do I agree with it?” Now, I happen to agree with it, because I understand why he says that, and I agree with his reasoning. You have actually gone through the same process, and come to a different conclusion. Did Lewis’ use of colorful language prevent you from actually thinking about the content of his message, and whether such a person would, in fact, be a devil or a lunatic? Not at all. And that’s the point — it is the reader’s job to evaluate everything. The author should feel free to address a topic as colorfully, emphatically, or hyperbolically as he sees fit, for it is the reader’s job to use his mind and evaluate the content of the author’s message. If the message is not solid enough, the result will be that the reader rejects it. Thus, using emphatic language in an attempt to trick or fool the reader should not, in fact, hurt the reader — it should hurt the author, for in the end, it will damage his position, along with his credibility, in the eyes of the discerning reader.
Oh, I’m aware that there are plenty of stupid people out there, for whom critical thinking and intelligent evaluation of the ideas scrolling past their eyes is the furthest thing from their minds. In their case, the author who uses “clever and manipulative tricks” to pull the wool over his readers’ eyes rather than actually presenting a sound argument will likely succeed in doing so. And you know what? So what. The author should not be prevented from using colorful and emphatic imagery in making his point simply because some readers are too dumb to actually think about and evaluate what they’re reading. No, the writer must assume that his reader is an intelligent and critical thinker, who will evaluate honestly and carefully what he reads. This should, in turn, will help to motivate the writer to write honestly, and to ensure that his points are well-supported, his position well-reasoned.
So, yeah, vivid, colorful, and emphatic language can be used by an author to elicit certain emotional or intellectual reactions. And that is as it should be! To make use of it is not misleading, disingenuous, or dishonest. At the end of the day, the opinion of any intelligent and thoughtful reader is going to be influenced by the facts of the event, not the implications of the headline; by the merits of an argument, not the vivid language with which it is presented.
Third, to the actual content of your points regarding the supposed false dilemma. Frankly, I have yet to hear an alternative option that seems plausible. Your fifth alternative is precisely what C.S. Lewis says is not possible, and the very reason he says that such a person would be a lunatic or a devil; your sixth is moot; and your seventh is either contradictory or, again, moot. As you mentioned, your fourth does not apply in this context. That leaves the original three that Lewis proposed.
Here’s the impression I seem to be getting; correct me if I’m wrong. It seems as though you see Lewis’ characterization of a person who is not God but claims to be as either “lunatic” or “devil” to be figurative, hyperbolic, and rhetorical. I do not believe it is. I believe it is quite literal. Lewis literally believes that any person who honestly believes he is God, when in fact he is not, is honest-to-god batshit insane. I would tend to agree. I’m not very well versed in psychology, but that would have to be severely delusional at the very least, right? A person who is not God cannot honestly believe himself to be God without being absolutely insane. That is what Lewis is saying. So when he says that such a man would be a lunatic, he is not using some sort of rhetorical device to create a stronger emotional reaction in the reader than the situation actually warrants; he is being quite literal, and he means exactly that. It is a simple statement of fact: Such a man would be certifiably mentally insane.
And the “devil”? This is where your fifth alternative is in direct contradiction with Lewis. He is making the case that anyone who, knowing that he is in fact not God, claims to be God is evil. He is operating on the basis that doing so is absolutely wrong. It is a sin of the greatest proportions. In the Judeo-Christian traditions, in fact, it is equivalent to what the angel Lucifer did that resulted in his banishment from heaven and his present existence as “Satan” or “the Devil” — Lucifer tried to overthrow God and take his place. He tried to be God. Let’s be clear: Jesus claimed to be God, he sought followers and believers in him, he claimed the ability to forgive sins, and he required that his followers worship him. If he is not God, then the sins he has committed are unimaginably abominable, within a Judeo-Christian context. It would mean that he has attempted to overthrow God (and in the hearts/minds of many, succeeded), made himself into God, presented himself as an idol, and led millions or even billions astray, away from God. Such a man, if he is not in fact God, is the farthest thing from a moral person.
Thus, Lewis position (and one that I emphatically agree with) is that it is not possible for a man, if he is not God, to teach the things Jesus taught and do the things Jesus did, and still be considered moral. Indeed, to do so would be the work of the devil; for the work of the devil is, by its very nature, the attempt to dethrone God, to replace God, and to draw people away from God. This is what Lewis means when he says that any man who, knowing that he is not God, claims to be God is a “devil,” for he is evil, and he is actively engaged in subverting God and doing the work of the devil.
Your sixth alternative suggests that Jesus was a human who did not claim to be God, and who was merely a moral teacher; instead, his followers, somewhere along the way, put words into his mouth. This is moot, because it is just another form of your fourth alternative, which is that Jesus is a myth. There are four points to make here. (a) When we state that a person has accepted the idea of Jesus as a real historical figure, we mean that they accept not only that a man with his name existed, but also everything that history records about him. Thus, his actions and his words, as recorded by history, would be accepted by the person who accepts the veracity of the historical Jesus. So already, this idea is irrelevant to the current context, because just like with your fourth alternative, Lewis is addressing those who do, in fact, accept the historicity of Jesus, not just as a named person, but as the person who did and said the things recorded by history. (b) When people today refer to Jesus, they’re referring to the current conception of Jesus. That conception includes the things he is purported to have said and done. Thus, if the things he has said and done have been invented by men, then Jesus as we understand him is a myth. That brings us right back to your fourth alternative, and we have already determined that the people C.S. Lewis is responding to are those who accept the historical Jesus. © We actually have very substantial physical evidence to support the idea that Jesus’ purported claims about his divine nature are, in fact, attributable to him. We don’t need to speculate as to whether or not this is myth, because our best information tells us it probably is not. It doesn’t tell us Jesus is God; but it does tell us that if Jesus did exist, then these things are true about him, too: he somehow did wondrous things, things perceived as miracles; he was a good and was teacher of morality; and he did, in fact, claim to be God. Which segues right into the fourth point, which is that (d) Jesus’ claims of divinity are inseparable from his other teachings. Simply put, the sources that we have for the teachings of Jesus are the same sources that we have for his divinity. In the historical record, it is impossible to separate the two. Thus, if we believe what is recounted about his teachings, we must also believe what is recounted about his claims to divinity, for both come from the same sources, and thus, they are equal in credibility.
Therefore, your sixth alternative is really just a re-spun version of your fourth alternative, and is equally irrelevant to this conversation. The people that C.S. Lewis refers to, to whom he is responding, accept the historicity of Jesus; this includes not on the fact that a man of his name lived, nor only the teachings ascribed to him, but also the claims he is purported to have made as to his own divinity.
This leaves your seventh alternative. Aliens? The point is either illogical or moot. When Jesus claims to be the Son of God, God incarnate, he is not referring to some abstract concept of a being with supernatural powers. He is referring to a very specifically defined person, a God with a very clearly defined nature and very specific characteristics, and one who has a very long and specific relationship with the Jewish people. He is not simply claiming to be a being with supernatural powers; he is claiming, very specifically, to be that person and the Son of that person from the Old Testament.
Now, as I see it, aliens can only relate to this context in one of two ways. The first possibility would be that they are indeed just aliens, extraterrestrial beings who are different from YHWH, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob — beings who have superhuman powers, but are not, in fact, God. If that is the kind of alien you’re referring to, then your seventh alternative scenario is contradictory, for Jesus did not claim to be such a being. He claimed very specifically to be the Son of the God of the Old Testament. So if the aliens you’re referring to are superhuman beings, but are not the God that is referred to in the Old Testament, then they simply aren’t in this picture, because Jesus is not one of them. Or if he is, then he is still a being who knows that he is not God, but claims that he is God — in which case, revisit your fifth alternative, above.
On the other hand, if the aliens are, indeed, synonymous with the God of the Old Testament, then the point is moot. That is, if what the Jewish people of the Old Testament recorded as interaction with God was actually interaction with some super-powerful alien, then for Jesus to actually be such an alien and claim to be God is not, in fact, false. For, again, he is claiming to be the God of the Jews — and if that God were some super-powerful alien, then he is claiming to be that super-powerful alien. And if that’s what he is, then we go back to one of the three original possibilities: that Jesus is the God he claimed to be (i.e., the God of the Old Testament, who in this scenario is that super-powerful alien).
So for your seventh alternative, the idea that Jesus was an alien claiming to be God is either redundant or moot. If the God of the Old Testament and the alien are different beings, and Jesus is that alien claiming to be God, then we’re back to your fifth alternative. The bug is claiming to be God, but he is not, making him evil. And if the alien actually was what the Jews referred to as their God in the Old Testament, then Jesus claim to be God (specifically, the God of the Jews, the God of the Old Testament) is absolutely true.
My conclusion is that none of these alternatives is both valid and applicable to C.S. Lewis’ context. You have claimed that there are alternative possibilities beyond the three that Lewis mentioned, but I have yet to see one that isn’t either irrelevant to the issue Lewis is addressing, or already covered by one of his three original possibilities — casting Jesus as lunatic, devil, or God.
I’ve thought about it quite a bit, and I can’t see another alternative. The ones you’ve provided don’t seem valid. Thus, I must conclude that C.S. Lewis was not only NOT using “clever and manipulative logic” to deceive his readers (for he would never do that), but in fact, as far as I can tell his logic is completely sound and utterly flawless. Jesus as a “good teacher” who wasn’t who he claimed to be is possible. If he wasn’t God, then he was either completely insane or an evil man doing the work of the devil.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My my, this is long!
hahahaha.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
lmao!
everyone that i know that has cats fucks with them in this way. Too Funny!
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Ok, here we go...
I’m going to use bullet form:
-pretty good. But we can go on and on with this. So, I’ll keep it short and try to compromise.
-Still, for me, the limiting of the options to “devil, lunatic, or God” is like the “if you’re not with us, you are against us” argument, which is manipulative. Simple as that. In my opinion, it’s still a textbook case of false dilemma.
-Nonetheless, of course I agree that Lewis has no malicious intent in arguing the point. That what I perceive as “clever and manipulated logic” is just his way of discussion and if there were any flaws that it was not deliberate.
-The seventh alternative was just for humor.
-I agree. It’s still dependent to the reader to allow himself/herself to be swayed by the argument.
-When you speculate on Lewis’ psyche, his arguments make sense in that context or circumstance. Though, I don’t completely agree, I appreciate the effort and see the good points on them.
- You’ve read Aquinas, eh? Nice. I’ve read Augustine. Maybe we can do a discussion about them (Aquinas vs. Augustine) some other time.
-This is what I’m talking about, what a Rough Cut is for…
… it allows the SSR people’s wit, knowledge and writing skills that are being utilized on discussions about the Lakers to be applied on non-Laker topics.
thanks for the discussion. I’m excited about that website you plan on making.
-I think I read in a blog of yours that you’re finding a church to join, have you been able to do so?
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oh, I forgot...
I agree, too, that C.S. Lewis is bloody brilliant. That’s why I’m trying to collect all his works since I’ve read “Mere Christianity” and “Narnia.”
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I’d love to hear your views regarding the immaculate conception and how it seems to contradict with Jesus being of the House of David (and thus fulfilling the prophecies of being the Messiah), provided we accept that society at that time was patri-lineal; as well as your views on the possibility of much of the events of the Bible (particularly the New Testament) being exaggerated, mistranslated, or perhaps even taken out of context throughout the passage of time, remembering that the King James Bible was not put together until well after Jesus’ death.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Umm
you’re asking Josh to get even closer to finishing the book he authored above. lol
Either way, you’re now starting cross the line between the philosophical and the actual view of the bible and the merits of its truth. This is getting dangerously close to passing the philosphical and theological views above into the realm of the realistic and what is the merit of this translation. To which I say, great question, but we have now gone past merely talking about the philosophy of religious believers and we are now talking about the beliefs that they held and the merit behind them.
I will say this though. Translations are always funny. Even when we think we’ve got it right, it only takes one wrong translation for us to get something completely wrong. I’,m not saying that every translation we’ve ever done is wrong, but I am saying that we’ve burned so many historical documents that many of our translations have nothing to back themselves up. We carbon date things on the basis of a theory that we can place it back to some time period, even without any other evidence from things during that time period, for all we know, we could be wrong. We make many assumptions of the validity of our tests even though we have nothing to back them on. Many of our scientific theories only bring about more questions and less answers and we continually have to explore them. So to say that a historical document could’ve been mistranslated, exaggerated, or even taken our of context is to simply ask that any historical document written during the time period where written history of people didn’t seem important enough to keep around could’ve been done the same. Many things can be lost in translation, when we create our understanding from one small sample piece. A lot of our understanding of past cultures is thoroughly incomplete, especially things written around or before Christ’s death. Hell, we barely know the legitimacy of the stories of Henry Tudor given how much the English royalty and Church liked to cover up their misgivings. We have so little knowledge of Egypt, Persia, the Maya, the Inca, the Native American to which we know almost nothing that doesn’t intertwine with American history. To ask about things being lost in translation or exaggerated is something you should ask of everything you read. You must create your own truths after researching it thoroughly, or you can take the lazy route as most do and take our historians and our scientists and our archaeologists words as truth and focus on your own branch of research and intelligence. Even if you don’t take their word for it, sometimes we literally don’t have the means to obtain it anymore. So to question the legitimacy of the Bible’s statements as exaggerations and mistranslations is to take many of the historical documents that we’ve found scattered throughout the world as the same thing. Especially considering the stupid practice of burning a culture’s history and libraries to the ground once they were conquered which we did to most ancient civilizations.
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Not sure I understand you fully.
But if I do, I think I disagree, somewhat.
I think Saurav’s questions are questions that we do need to ask. And I think they are questions to which we can find answers. Will those answers be perfect and unassailable? No. We will never know these things with the same degree of certainty that we can have in knowing that the earth is round, or that the pavement is hard. But in the absence of perfect answers, we can find good answers; we can determine which, of the available possibilities, is the best answer.
And while we do not have as much of a definitive historical record as we would like to have, the reality is that we do have quite a bit that we can rationally and reasonably piece together — enough to paint a pretty clear picture, and one about which we can have quite a large degree of certainty.
But to actually get into those issues, as I mentioned to Saurav, will require more time and a different forum. Let me get my feet under me as a teacher, and then I’ll set it up.
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I agree with you
I was just saying that if he’s questioning the validity of the statements in the historical context of the Bible given how much we know about the Bible and how it relates to actual events, then I assume he questions the other translations of works that we have created. As well as questioning the scientific and anthropologic discoveries we have made. The validity of piecing together dinosaurs as well as the validity of carbon dating something back to a time before anything else. I’m saying we should question those things. Not trying to say he shouldn’t question the bible, but that the bible is just as quesitonable as many of the other historical discoveries and lack thereof we have made of different civilizations. We can do nothing but guess what happened to the Maya that made them completely disappear. We can do nothing but guess for many of the ancient civilizations. We can only guess what the number of people that died form the Black Plague were. We can only guess what happened during those periods of time where there seems to be no evidence of anything happening within a society. I’m not saying that he shouldn’t question it, but that the bible is only going to be as definitive as we can make those things that we are uncertain about.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
And I listed the part about burning documents
because many of the great libraries from ancient times have been destroyed and I find it hard to imagine what possible documents and findings could’ve been unearthed there.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Alexandria :'(
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
and plenty others as well
Just hate to think how much history was lost to stupidity.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Well, I think he's actually asking, more than questioning.
I could be wrong, but I read his question more as, “Do you think we can know x, y, and z?” Not, “You don’t really think we can know x, y and z, do you?” I read it as an actual question, wanting an actual answer, and expecting that an answer can be be had.
Basically, I read it as Saurav asking not how I deal with a lack of evidence for this or that, but rather whether there is good evidence for this or that. And specifically, my thoughts on that question. And that’s a question that absolutely can be answered.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
ahh
well to me it sounded as if he had his opinion wrapped in the question. He previously stated something about a contradiction in the views of Jesus and then he also talked about the relative history as it relates to the King James Bible. So I assumed he already knew what he was talking about. No one just talks about the King James Bible specifically without knowing some of the liberties that King James took in his version and no one speaks about a contradiction without knowing the evidence behind the contradiction. Worrying about mistranslations is one thing. Knowing about the intricacies of where the arguments against the bible, such as Jesus and King James, means you know a little bit more than just a couple scriptures here or there and in fact you know the counter-arguments against it as well. Or at least, that is how I viewed it.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Well, he's clearly aware of certain arguments out there.
I think what he was asking was, what is my take on those arguments? There are ideas out there, and he wants to know what I think about the validity of those ideas. Some have raised what they consider to be issues with the King James, and he wants to know what I think about those issues that have been raised (and it happens that I think they’re irrelevant, since modern translations aren’t done from the King James (meaning that the King James is irrelevant to modern translations), and I don’t use the King James (meaning that the King James is irrelevant to me)).
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here regarding King James
I wasn’t really trying to take away from his points or make him not question anything, but I was just responding to the what I felt was his underlying questioning of the validity of the positions he was referring to, mostly the translation and exaggeration aspect of the question
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
You guys should have your own radio show. I would tune in.
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lmao
not the first time I’ve heard I deserve a show of some kind.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
My high school AP Lit teacher wanted my best friend and I to get a radio show.
He’s hilarious. He elevates my game, SCG-style.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Your English teacher would probably hit you over the head for this:
my best friend and I
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Damn.

"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Well, in any case...
When I get a moment for it, I’ll create a place for us to have that conversation, and at that time, I would want Saurav to elaborate on his questions, anyways.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this site because...
we have just witnessed the use of “King James” on a basketball site, and it was NOT in reference to LeBron. Furthermore, it WAS used correctly and thoughtfully.
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
Haha.
That hadn’t even occurred to me.
Wait… is there someone else named/called King James?
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Not my opinion, just a wish to know Josh's opinion, (roughly) knowing his background.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
LMFAO.
You may well single-handedly get me a good score in IB ToK, with your discussion of logic below.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm jealous of the classes you get to take in high school.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
i don't think it's aloud here?
it would definitely be in the premise of religion definitely. while josh’s (and my) discussion on Lewis is just about Lewis and philosophy.
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kobe bryant=batman
i misspelled allowed. lol
must be pretty sleepy when i wrote that. haha
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Saurav
While these are issues I would definitely enjoy discussing, bernel is correct that it would need to be done elsewhere… and probably later.
This crosses from evaluating the process used by a philosopher, the arguments of and objections to a particular philosophy, in objective fashion, into the realm of making a personal evaluation of the merits of a given philosophy or theology. Simply put, you’re asking me to get into what I believe, as opposed to evaluating how effectively a particular philosopher made his case on a particular topic. Not a good idea on a sports blog.
I’ll add this to my list of things I want to get into when my schedule is a little lighter, and we’ll go into it somewhere else.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
If I've learnt anything from my teachers.
I’ll add this to my list of things I want to get into when my schedule is a little lighter, and we’ll go into it somewhere else.
It’s that this will never happen. Sorry to break the news to you :P
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, we'll see.
Fortunately for me, I only have one class this year: Algebra 1. Hopefully that cuts down on the amount of work I have outside of class. I’ll also have very little grading, because they’ll be grading each other’s papers, for the most part.
It might be a bit overwhelming at first, but I’m confident I can streamline the process and get to a point where, you know, I have a life.
Also, I have 9 days (including weekends) off for Thanksgiving, 16 for Christmas, 9 for Easter, and of course about 21/2 months for summer vacation. And that doesn’t even include the 10 personal days I can take during the year, while school is actually in.
I think English and History teachers tend to have a lot more work (at least if they want to be any good), because it means a lot of grading papers. But hey, maybe I have no idea what I’m getting myself into. We’ll soon see…
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Dude, 1 Class?
Every teacher at my school has 4. I guess you WILL have time :P
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 14, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I have 4 classes.
It’s just that they’re all the same: Algebra 1.
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Haha.
They’re gonna through you into the fray, already? Ouch.
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by bluexfalcon on Aug 14, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh...
It’s better than having to teach an Algebra 1, a Geometry, an Algebra 2, and a Trig/Pre-Calc. That would have been four times the prep.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 14, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I meant that Algebra is where all the "bad kids" tend to be.
The ones that don’t like school. I had to be a Teachers Assistant my Senior year in high school, and they placed me in an Algebra 1 class. Full of Sophomores and Juniors, who didn’t even care.
Hopefully, that’s not the case and you get a good amount of 9th graders. Then again, I know you’ll be able to give these kids a lift.
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by bluexfalcon on Aug 14, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...
My school is a second-chance school. 98% hispanic, 1% white, 1% black, and 100% failed or kicked out of every other option available for them in high school. They’re going to be a handful.
Also, according to the teachers and staff of my school, the 9th graders are the worst. So yeah, there’s that, too.
Not that any of it matters. There won’t be any f—-ing around in my class.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 14, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
They will definitely be calling you Mr. T.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
Snap.
You’ve dealt with worse.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 15, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
but still, josh, enlighten me more, if you will, it still bugs me...
I think what we are not agreeing in the first place is the context of it all. I am thinking of it in broader scope, for the argument of every possibility about Jesus’ existence. You limited the scope by pointing that Lewis was arguing in the context in which the participants or audience of the debate had a) already established that Jesus existed in history and b) believe that Jesus himself claimed he is God, thus arguing of the possibility that the chroniclers were the ones who said that Jesus was divine is disqualified from the context. This you based on:
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’
I think that’s the key. Lewis limited the scope from then on. He should have been arguing about legend vs. history in the first place. Thus, we can’t really take out that Jesus is a legend as an alternative in the entire context when Lewis never really established without a doubt that Jesus is real. He also never did entertain the possibility that he might be a myth. The statement:
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’has been mentioned at the end of that chapter, as if Lewis was manipulating (okay, you hate that word, I can’t think of another) the subject to be led to that limited context, where a sort of compromise of Jesus’ existence is established, in which the alternatives would be limited, when the appropriate argument in the first place was supposed to be history vs. legend. Lewis established Jesus existence just like that, as if never considering the alternative of "what if he never existed?" This allowed him to use a false dilemma. Limiting the options to the three he mentioned.
Back to:
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’
It’s also possible that Lewis meant these “people” mentioned to be those who actually discounts Jesus existence, that if they are hypothetically forced into a compromise of Jesus’ existence, they would only compromise to the extent that Jesus is a moral teacher but not God ("I’m ready…" as basis. Not “I will…” but “I’m ready…”). In the context you established, where it is given that the “people” believes already that Jesus existed, your points can make sense. But what if they actually do not believe that Jesus existed in the first place? That the compromise was only hypothetical and not actual. Would the arguments remain valid?
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I’m quite a fan on discussions like this. I got flat one (1.0) as my final grade in philosophy. That’s the equivalent of A or 4.0 in the USA. I just like learning new ideas, and I learn a lot from your writing. thanks.
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This is missing the point.
I think that’s the key. Lewis limited the scope from then on. He should have been arguing about legend vs. history in the first place. Thus, we can’t really take out that Jesus is a legend as an alternative in the entire context when Lewis never really established without a doubt that Jesus is real. He also never did entertain the possibility that he might be a myth.
Okay, sorry man, but this is just silly. Let’s take a hypothetical, here. Let’s relate it back to Kobe. Let’s say I’m making the case that he is the best player alive, today. That’s a fairly involved and complex topic, and it requires multiple steps. There are many issues to consider. Certain issues depend on the judgments made on other issues; that is, we must first address Issue A before we can even begin to discuss Issue B, which is dependent on the conclusion reached on Issue A.
In this hypothetical scenario, I cannot present an adequate argument for Kobe as the best player alive all at once. I must tackle issues one at a time. So, I choose a topic, and I write that. Perhaps I skip certain topics, because the correct conclusion is well enough accepted that there is no need to write about it.
So let’s say I write an article relating specifically to Kobe’s mid-range game. In the larger scope, it can eventually be used as one piece of the overall discussion as to Kobe’s efficiency as a scorer; or in a discussion regarding his skill as a jumpshooter; or as part of an argument that Kobe has the most complete skill set in the NBA. Each of those are larger, more comprehensive, but each would require that the specific, more narrow issues of my article be addressed before that larger issue can be dealt with.
What you’ve done here would be akin to someone coming along and saying, “I see that you’ve written an article about Kobe’s mid-range game; you should have written about Kobe as a jumpshooter, in general.” That misses the point. I didn’t write about that because that’s not what I wanted to write about! I determined that this issue needed to be addressed first, and separately, before I could address the larger issue. Am I not allowed to do that?
It cannot be argued that my position on Kobe’s midrange game is flawed because I didn’t address three-point shooting, layups, or dunks. It can be said that you’re not interested in the topic I have chosen to discuss; but it cannot be said that I did not handle my topic appropriately (at least, not for the reasons you’re citing).
C.S. Lewis has established clear limitations for the topic he is addressing. Why is he not addressing a broader topic? I’m not sure a reason is needed. “Because that’s not the issue he felt the need to address,” is a more than acceptable answer.
To say, “He should have been arguing about legend vs. history in the first place,” is like saying that J.R.R. Tolkien should have written about vampires and werewolves rather than hobbits and elves and wizards and orcs. It makes no sense. You cannot say that a writer did not deal with his topic appropriately because he didn’t choose a different topic. It’s non-sensical.
Perhaps the issue is that you’re taking Lewis’ argument as though it were a complete and comprehensive argument intended to definitively prove the existence of God and the historicity and divinity of Jesus Christ. It is not. That is not Lewis’ subject matter; that’s not what he’s trying to accomplish. What is he trying to accomplish? He’s trying to show that it is not possible, within the confines of reason and logic, to accept Jesus as a real person who was good and a good moral teacher, but who was not God.
Again, his purpose is not to show that Jesus was God. His purpose is to show that two statements often made about him — “I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great and moral teacher” and “I don’t accept his claim to be God” — are incompatible.
That is ALL he is trying to do. To say that he should have defined his scope differently is simply to say you’re more interested in another topic. If that is the case, you may find another author who has written on that topic — or it may even be that Lewis has addressed the topic which interests you, elsewhere. But it cannot be held as a critique of his work on the current topic.
It is not possible to address the larger issue of the historicity of Jesus Christ, his divinity, and the existence and nature of God, all at once. It only makes sense to deal with narrower issues, one at a time. It will then be up to the reader to compile his conclusion on these various issues into a complete picture, and from there to reach a conclusion as to what he believes about life, God, and the world we live in. This is what C.S. Lewis has done — and indeed, what every philosopher that has ever been has always done: Choose a topic, define the scope, and address that topic within the determined scope.
The “appropriate argument in the first place” was NOT supposed to be history versus legend, because that’s not the topic Lewis was interested in addressing!
In evaluating how C.S. Lewis handled his topic, as he defined it, I come back to the conclusion that he worked within his intentionally limited scope flawlessly.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
uh, ok
we leave it like that for now…
nice points. still not convinced though.
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The Omnipotence Paradox relies on reductio ad absurdium, in my opinion.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
What's jbwtucker.com?
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I see your logical argument, and then I see a leap of faith made.
I don’t like leaps of faith.
Also, you’re making the assumption that God does exist in three distinct persons, yet simultaneously as one. You previously criticised Lewis for making the assumption that Jesus did exist, yet you make the same assumption in this.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions
this is for me right?
in my case: I’m a Christian. That as Christians we believe that God is Trinity. When I was arguing about it, I was in “Christian” mode. Thus, I was subject to my faith’s “bias” when I was arguing omnipotence paradox. still being logical but now using the Christian paradoxes I believe in as illustration.
in Lewis’ case: He is a Christian. But he was operating in objective mode. He does not have the luxury of using his Christian beliefs (Jesus exist) in the arguments… yet (later on the book, he would go to Christian mode).
I don’t like the term “criticizing Lewis”, maybe critiquing. I agree with his points in those cases, only that I don’t think his logic was completely flawless. That’s why Josh is constructing the case for Lewis… that his logic was perfect.
C.S. Lewis is probably one of the most influential authors in my life, and it’s uncomfortable playing devil’s advocate. I just do this for the sake of learning and discussion (which Josh is giving me).
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I think what he's referring to is your handling of the Omnipotence Paradox.
It seems that you purport to use logic to refute the Omnipotence Paradox; yet, at the end, your arguments against it are founded in things that cannot be proven. Your conclusion, and your means of reaching that conclusion, would be appropriate if your stated objective were “to explain why I believe the Omnipotence Theory is flawed.” But when your stated objective is “to prove that the Omnipotence Theory is flawed,” you must provide more than belief and bias as proof. The key words (and these are my words; the quotes used in the previous sentences aren’t meant to suggest that you said that word for word — however, they represent how I have read your purpose) are “explain why I believe” and “prove that”. If your purpose is to show why you believe something, then you are not required to provide objective proof; a person has the right to believe something for entirely subjective and unprovable reasons. However, claiming to prove that a theory is flawed, or to show that a thought process is illogical, requires that logic and proof be the basis of your argument.
And in any case, if your intent is actually to explain why you believe something to be true, then we come back to the idea that it is a diversion from the current conversation, crossing into the realm of personal beliefs, which is something we want to stay away from. In this space, we should strive to stay away from personal faith (whether leaps or small steps), and stick to reasoning and logic — evaluating how effectively a person makes his case, rather than what we believe to be true.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
true. true.
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i mean here...
And in any case, if your intent is actually to explain why you believe something to be true, then we come back to the idea that it is a diversion from the current conversation, crossing into the realm of personal beliefs, which is something we want to stay away from. In this space, we should strive to stay away from personal faith (whether leaps or small steps), and stick to reasoning and logic — evaluating how effectively a person makes his case, rather than what we believe to be true.
I never claimed that omnipotence paradox is illogical, though. What i said was it’s inapplicable. My point was
Sometimes an argument, though it is convincing, is not applicable to a certain point or idea.in the first place. That such logical argument is not applicable to God because of his incomprehensible nature. And then I used the Christian paradoxes as something to illustrate the point that God can’t be logically explained anyway. Logically determining his existence is one thing, but logically determining his nature is impossible. That was the point. Which bring us to your quote above. This is not the place of arguing something by using the bases of the established beliefs of one’s faith.
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Leaps of faith
are the basis for many inventions, many theories, and many discoveries. We assume what we know is correct, but before we can validate it, it is almost always an assumption or a guess or a leap of faith to get to where we are. We use logic to get to where we want to go, but the logic isn’t always correct. There are way more failed theories than proven ones, but we wouldn’t know that something is wrong unless someone had at one point believed it was correct. In fact, a lot of discoveries have happened by accident. Things aren’t always cut and dry and assumptions/leaps of faith/guesses are almost always a part of the discovery process. Hell, even in business you take calculated leaps of faith all the time when you create an ad campaign or begin a rebranding plan or other things. It is all leaps of faith, it is just a difference in the amount of previous calculation.
Also, not every religion believes that God exists as a part of the trinity
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
There is nothing wrong with faith.
I think Saurav’s point is that an argument based on personal faith (a) doesn’t belong in a discussion centered on reason, logic, and the philosophical process, and (b) probably doesn’t belong here.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The thing is
when speaking about something dealing with your personal belief in something, you use logic. You’re basically saying this is what I believe and this is my logic and that is the reason behind why I believe it. Or this is my experiment and this is my logical conclusion to this experiment. The faith is that the experiment using your knowledge and understanding of what you’re trying to do will work to bring about your logical conclusion. Or that your current thought path ends at this logical conclusion to you. There is always faith in oneself to go alongside logic and reason. Philosophy is almost nothing but a bunch of personal beliefs built on the knowledge of the person who stated it. Some philosophies are illogical for some while logical for others. The philosophies that are taught are usually universally logical to a situation but even then not everyone believes that every philosopher is correct in what they thought. What realm of conversation can we talk about our beliefs if they automatically separated from the things that they create?
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Not necessarily.
Some people use logic when speaking of their personal beliefs. Many others rely heavily on personal experience, feeling, intuition, etc. A person who says, “I believe in God because I have experienced him,” is not appealing to logic, but to personal experience.
I don’t buy the idea that logic is relative (i.e., “Some philosophies are illogical for some while logical for others”). Logic exists outside of the person. A person may or may not accept the reasoning of another person, but logic is external to the person. It is the aim of the philosopher to measure up to that external standard of perfect logic; not all succeed, which is where differing philosophies come from. Each makes his attempt at discovering the most logical thought process; some fail, some succeed. But that does not mean logic, itself, is relative.
Philosophy, as a discipline, is not at all a bunch of personal beliefs. “Your philosophy” may be a way of saying “your beliefs,” but that is quite different from the discipline of Philosophy. Philosophy itself is the attempt to discover and articulate the nature of the world/the universe/life, using a critical, systematic, rational method. The nature of the world is not ambiguous; it is definite (though we may not yet definitely understand it, to its full extent — but our understanding is not required for its existence). The logical process is not subjective; it is clearly defined. However, some are better at implementing it than others. Still, a failure to perfectly implement logical thought is not an indication that logic is subjective, but rather that the logician is limited in ability.
To relate this to our current context, an argument from personal faith is one based on things such as experience, feeling, intuition, etc., while an argument from logic must be adhere to the very concrete logical process. One of the basic tenets of this is that it must attempt to prove its claims; whereas faith does not attempt to prove its claims, but instead, simply states them as being accepted, regardless of rationale.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Josh I couldn't disagree with you more on this one
The first part, you got me. Not all leaps of faith are based on logic, but I didn’t feel that Bernel had done that. I thought he had outlined his beliefs based on what he had read and what he had been taught and therefore that is his belief.
And we’ll agree to disagree on the second because I’ve written this post many times over and its just getting too long and I can’t be concise in it without getting lost in my own philosophies. I will say this. If no one knows the nature of the world and no one knows the nature of humankind, then how do we know who has the better logic after all reasoning is done. Given we don’t know what the answer to the nature of humankind is, what logical conclusion do you come up with? My answer: That we only perceive what nature is and the logic that we use to describe it is relative to each person. When that one person with the absolute knowledge and the absolute logic comes along, then you can say this is the only logical way to see the nature of humankind, but until then it is all relative to your background and your knowledge. There exists an absolute, but no one knows it yet so no one can say definitively who is correct and so therefore you have relative thoughts on life and nature. What did you say above,
But in the absence of perfect answers, we can find good answers; we can determine which, of the available possibilities, is the best answer
If my best answer and your best answer differ then we have to go through the logical process to figure out whose is better, but in the absence of absolute truths we truly can only perceive what we think and nothing we say is the absolute.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
I think you're confusing thoughts and logic.
This is correct:
There exists an absolute, but no one knows it yet so no one can say definitively who is correct and so therefore you have relative thoughts on life and nature.
The keyword, here, is “thoughts.” Because what I think is personal, and can be based on personal experiences — or, as you say, “your background and your knowledge.”
But logic is not an unknown thing, nor is it a relative thing. Logic is a process, and it is one that is clearly defined. It is something that we certainly can know.
Perhaps the problem is that you seem to be confusing the process of logic with its results. The process of logic is well known; the results are not necessarily all known. Put a different way, we absolutely can know how to use logic. However, logic cannot provide all of the answers to all of our questions; or if it can, it has not, yet. So while the possible results of logic are not all known, the process of using logic is.
It is much like science. Science is a very clearly defined process; we can know with certainty how to do it. However, we do not know all the knowledge that there is to be had by means of science; nor do we know to what extent science can provide knowledge, and to what extent it cannot. What we do know is that the process is definite and clearly understood, that it certainly cannot lead us to absolute and perfect knowledge (that is, not everything can be known through science, even in a billion years), and that we have not yet achieved the fullness of the knowledge that science can lead us to.
To be specific, let’s look at measurement. We are not capable of measuring all things, yet; there are things that we have not yet measured. However, we do know how that our process of measurement is clearly defined and accurate; and we know that those things that we have been able to measure have been measured accurately.
The facts that (a) a process will never be able to provide all possible information in its domain, and (b) a process has not yet been able to provide all information that it may one day be capable of, do not in any way mean that the process itself is subjective, unknown, or unreliable. Thus, while it is true that (a) logic will never be able to provide all answers about the nature of life and the universe, and that (b) logic has not yet even provided all of the answers on those topics that it may one day provide, these facts do not lead us to the conclusion that logic, as a process, is relative. Our ability to use it properly may be limited, and the ability of the process to discover knowledge may be limited, but the process itself is definite, clear, and objective.
In fact, to suggest that logic is relative is to cause it to cease to exist at all. Logic, by its very definition, is an objective process, a set of rules for thinking that must be adhered to. If logic is considered to be relative, then (a) there can be no such thing as illogic, and (b) the concept of logic itself is meaningless and void. Saying that logic is relative is akin to saying that a mammal is an invertebrate; for if a mammal is an invertebrate, then it is no longer a mammal. Likewise, if logic is relative, then it is no longer logic; it ceases to exist.
I think the proper conclusion is to state that while logic, as a process, is objective and clearly defined, the product of the logical process is not absolute or, at this point, objective. This is because our ability to use the process is limited (i.e., we often either fail to use logic to its fullest capability, or we simply use it incorrectly, unknowingly making logical errors), and because the process itself is limited (i.e., while much knowledge can be discovered via the logical process, not all can, even by a person with perfect logic).
As to your final point:
If my best answer and your best answer differ then we have to go through the logical process to figure out whose is better, but in the absence of absolute truths we truly can only perceive what we think and nothing we say is the absolute.
Again, logic is absolute. Our use of it is limited. We will disagree not because logic is relative, but because our use of it is flawed in various ways. When two people disagree, and assuming that both are basing their opinions entirely on what they perceive to be logic (and not on personal experience, etc.), then one or the other of them, or both, is incorrect. That is, one or the other of them, or both, has made a logical error somewhere along the way. At the lower levels, it can be clearly determined where the logical errors are, who is right and who is wrong. One person may make a logical error, but to a certain point, strong logicians can objectively determine, articulate, and correct the error. At the higher levels, at the edges of where logic has currently taken us, that is not so easy, as humanity as a whole has not yet developed the ability to use logic at that level, or on that issue.
For example, consider any one of the many philosophical ideas that has been proposed in past centuries, but is now known to be a fallacy. At the same time, consider any one of the many philosophical ideas that has been proposed in past centuries, which we now can say with certainty is correct. There are many examples of both. At one time, each of the fallacious arguments was considered logically valid; eventually, however, someone was able to determine a logical flaw in the argument, and to display it. Everyone else, having seen the logical flaw, can clearly agree that the original argument is, in fact, not valid. Likewise, many of those philosophical ideas that are now considered absolute certain fact were at one time more tenuous; they had not been tested, they were new ideas, and while they held validity, they were not yet issues of certainty. Along the way, someone discovered a way to not only agree with the philosophy, or state that it sounds reasonable, but to actually prove it. Now, it is not only valid, but certain. All such ideas, both those that have been proven and those that have been disproven, are examples of the fact that logic can be used to reach definite, objective, absolute answers.
However, there exists a third category — those philosophical ideas which have been proposed and hold validity, but have neither been unquestionably proven, nor clearly disproven. They remain uncertainties, and there remain diverging views on them. There are objections, and there are objections to those objections, but as of yet, we have not been able to logically prove a definite conclusion. That is, we have not been able to definitively call it right or wrong.
This displays the limitations of human logic; however, it does not mean that logic cannot be used to achieve absolute knowledge on many issues. The process of logical thinking is objective and clear; the results are at times objective (in the case of those things which can be clearly proven or disproven, beyond the shadow of a doubt), and at others subjective (in the case of those things for which the argument is valid, but which has yet to be definitively proven or disproven beyond the shadow of a doubt). In the case of those results which remain, at this moment, subjective, people will take varying positions on them, filling in the gaps and selecting their preferred arguments (objections, counter-objections, etc.) according to their own belief system, preference, or logical faculty. But none of this makes logic, itself, subjective.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Well I wasn't trying to say
that there are no absolutes, but those absolutes usually only occur within the confines of everyday nature and even that changes to the given circumstances. The logic just fits for nature all the time that in a given circumstance this will occur. We’ve been pressing on that nerve for quite some time and we’ve kind of even started things we didn’t think could happen, but whatever thats not the point.
Anyway, I may have confused logic with results, but I still maintain my original point which is to say that many of the logicians start with an idea and jump into trying to solve it and its not likely that all of them had things calculated in front of them to say, well I know I’m correct. They took a leap of faith in their abilities to understand the inner workings of something that had been previously explained. just look at Galileo disproving geocentricity of the universe. Einstein disproving long held beliefs about orbital gravity and relativity. Those things don’t just come cuz hey its right here, I need to know how to prove it. Thats what my original point was. I didn’t think Bernel just said I have a feeling I believe in the trinity, I thought he just said that I believe in the trinity because it is written and it is how it was explained to him and how he had come to understand it. I didn’t think it was a leap of faith in the sense of intuition but in the sense of his own knowledge the same way those guys believed in what they were doing in spite of everyone calling them psychos, lunatics, and trying to kill them (in the case of Galileo).
I still maintain that limitations of logical process are brought on by a limitation of knowledge because that is where your reasoning comes from. Reasoning is nothing but another word for logic because logic only serves to outline a reason for something occurring. For all things natural that live in nature, I believe we can find an understanding. I don’t think it is set in stone for human nature, currently, and I don’t think it will be. People are funny, one minute they’re who you thought they were and the next minute they’ll change sporadically. We know what a Lion will do when confronted, but humans can fold, they can fight back, they can cower, and they can Are we going to write logic on when a prostitutes breaking point is before she turns her life around. I don’t think we’ll ever know something like that. I don’t think we’ll have a true clue into why someone commits suicide even though every animal in the world has most of their actions based on self-preservation, especially someone who is not interested in a higher power or afterlife or even purpose in life. I don’t think we’ll get those answers and thats why when it comes to human nature, I don’t think there are many absolutes. The only absolute is that we know we will die at some point. In my opinion. Societal pressure changes everything. If humankind lived in the wild and behaved within the confines of nature instead of trying to dominate it to his advantage I could agree that we may understand all of humankind at some point, but in a societal setting, I don’t think we ever truly will understand.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
with all this talk of "logic"
I’m with MM with this. Logic is a great scientific tool but will always be limited. It is dependent to the scope of the data, even if the available data does not tell the whole story. Which is like the stats thing in basketball.
If one has to argue logically about his faith, explaining externally (since internally, he does not need logic to believe), I think he’ll always fall prey of assuming the things he believes in as truth. Nonetheless, for me (in case of faith), it still comes down to experience over logic. The devils has a concept of God, his attributes and power, better than Christians. But still Christians “know” God better. It’s like the devil’s knowledge is based on being able to know and determine all the components of honey, while a Christian’s knowledge is based on opening the honey jar, smelling the honey, and tasting it. I am dangerously talking of faith here (and this is not the place to do so), so I will leave it at that.
It’ll go on and on and, still, remain an impasse. This had been a fun and educational thread but I think all had been said and nothing more can be said.
with all this talk on logic, this men comes to mind:



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You need to teach Epistemology.
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I have to disagree.
The most famous Bible verse in the world, John 3:16:
For God so love the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
As I read it, this isn’t, “Believe in God/Jesus because {insert lofty ideal here}.” This is, “Believe in God/Jesus so you won’t go to hell.”
Basically, Pascal’s wager.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
hey, i like and agree with Pascal
I think what was meant as “flawed” was assuming that God – our Christian God – is the real God. But what if it’s Allah? or Zeus? or Whoever?
The argument of Pascal is only valid if it’s only Christianity vs. Atheism. But in real life it’s Christianity vs. Atheism vs. billions of other beliefs and religions.
I think that Christianity’s message is logical because of the “bias” that I have in believing (knowing) that Christianity’s message is real and that Jesus is the only and true way.
by the way, josh, is it okay to talk religion here? no one’s getting banned or something?
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Well, this is C.A.'s blog, so it's his call.
The guideline I would use would be to stay away from what you believe, and therefore, from what others do or should (and don’t or shouldn’t) believe.
Treat it like a philosophy class. In a philosophy class, you discuss the intellectual merits of an argument — not whether it is true. You evaluate an argument, evaluate any criticisms, etc.
In essence, you discuss it the way I would teach issues of religion in a public school — you teach what is thought or believed, not what to think or believe. You teach what it is that Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Atheists, and others believe. You don’t approve or disapprove of either, you simply treat them the same way that we treat slavery or the Great Depression. You teach the existence and nature of various philosophies, not their truthfulness or lack thereof.
Try and stay as close to that as possible. That would be my approach.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
lol
the same way we treat slavery and the Great Depression. Its so true.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
And again, I disagree regarding Pascal's Wager.
I reviewed it briefly on Wikipedia — not always reliable, I know, but it quotes everything he wrote on the matter. I’m sure you’ll let me know if the Wikipedia article is actually a misrepresentation in some way.
I haven’t read the whole article, nor have I gone through all the objections. But in reading Pascal’s argument, itself, I return to this point: Pascal does NOT specify that we’re talking about a Christian God. He also does NOT state that the result of making his wager is the final step in the process, or that that alone is what is required to gain “all”.
Any suggestion that this is between Christianity and Atheism is imposing ideas on Pascal’s Wager that are not there. Let me put it this way. There are steps to attaining that infinite good which Pascal says we may very well gain:
- Evaluate the existence of god — does god exist? Is there a god?
- If no, you are an atheist; if yes, then you should live in such a way as to please god, gain his favor and acceptance, and receive whatever great reward awaits those who gain god’s favor
- If you believe in god and have chosen to live in such a way as to gain his favor and acceptance, then at this point you must determine how to do so. The first part of this decision is determining who god is. Which god will you believe in? Once you have made this decision, only then can you go about adhering to whatever requirements or standards exist for attaining God’s favor and acceptance.
Pascal’s Wager, as I read it, only deals with the first two: (1) Wager that god does exist, and (2) live in such a way to gain his favor and acceptance. It does NOT go into who God is, or specifically what must be done to gain His favor, for that is a decision that we cannot even begin to make until we first decide to believe in the existence of a god.
So Pascal’s Wager does not assume there is only Christianity and Atheism; he wasn’t that dense. It is not Christianity vs. Atheism; it is belief in a god vs. belief in none.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
What if they're the same being, just perceived differently over time by different races?
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by Saurav A. Das on Aug 12, 2010 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't see how it's flawed.
I’ll admit to not being as familiar with Pascal’s Wager as I’d like to be, but the objection cited seems to miss the point in the same way that many objections to Anselm’s ontological argument for the existence of god demonstrate a misunderstanding of the philosophy to which they’re responding.
Anselm’s argument has never been disproven or refuted, though many brilliant minds have tried. And yet, take any Philosophy 101 class and you’ll have a handful of wannabe philosophers, morons sophomores who think they’re pretty durn smart, raising objections they’re certain defeat Anselm’s position.
99% of their epic failures hinge on one point: they have read into Anselm’s argument a definition of God that is not actually present. Anselm does not argue, at least in his ontological argument, for the existence of a Judeo-Christian God. He simply argues that there must be one thing which is greater than all other things — that is, something than which nothing is greater — and that thing is god. He does not attempt to describe what that god is like. He simply proves that, regardless of who or what god is, god is.
Now, like I said, I’m not familiar with Pascal’s Wager. But unless there is a key component missing from what you have described to us — namely, the part where he applies his wager to a specifically Judeo-Christian God — then I think the issue is the same.
The statement you quoted above does not say who you should believe God is — only that you should believe that He is. To illustrate this point, I would suggest that Pascal’s Wager would likely come into play before one decides which specific religion to adhere to.
That is to say, the first step is to decide whether one believes in God. Pascal would say that the only wise wager is to believe that God exists. But you see, after you have performed Pascal’s Wager, you still have to make the decision as to who God is.
So, as I’m reading this, it seems to me that this is more an argument against atheism than one in favor of Christianity. Pascal may have been a Christian, but as an intellectual and a philosopher, I’m guessing he was making a more basic argument than the one that others are reading into his position. To come to any conclusion about the nature of God, one must first conclude that there is a god. I’m thinking that latter (or former?) question is the one Pascal was attempting to answer.
And maybe one day, I’ll find a moment to read up on this, so I can stop guessing.
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You are correct about the basic philosophy of it because obviously this has lent itself to other theories.
The thing is that most assumed because he was a Christian that he was obviously saying to believe in his God. I personally do not know, and unfortunately I just do not feel like looking up all the counterpoints because they get really ridiculous after awhile. I mean one of them actually says to apply a probability of God’s existence and others say there should be another column that says that God doesn’t exist. So if you click the link I have there it explains the theory in detail and the arguments against it. It should give you answers to all of the questions you are asking.
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I looked into it some more.
I think you’re correct that many assume that because he was a Christian, he was making an argument about the Christian God. But he was not. Anselm, if I remember correctly, was not making an argument about the Christian God, either. Both were simply dealing with the idea of the existence of god, in its most basic form. Simply put: Can we answer the question, “Is there a god?”
They were both Christians. But they were both also philosophers, and brilliant ones. The scope of their contribution to philosophy was not limited to specifically Christian subjects.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I'm a fan of William Blake's quote
He wrote In the Marriage of Heaven and Hell that “If the doors of perception were cleansed, man would see every thing as it is, infinite.” To me it symbolizes the need to look beyond our own petty inadequacies and appreciate what’s really all around us… I mean uhhh GO Lakers!!
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by MexcNguy1 on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
GO LAKERS!
nice quote though. maybe I’ll look it up… learn more about it…
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here's an inspirational quote by Winston Churchill:
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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by shaqfor3 on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
i know the anecdote, S43, haha
that man is a factory of quotable quotes. pretty good gift with words. he’s a politician and a Nobel Prize awardee for literature after all.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
OMG! awesome
I might get a tattoo of this one. Hilarious!
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Great quote Shaq4!! im REC that cause it rox!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I never went to bed with an ugly woman. But I woke up with a few.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO
I was just about to type this.
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
read it again, lol
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This is one of my favorites Kobe quotes.
“So what if I hit a wall?, I’ll run straight through it”
I believe he said it after game 3 of the 09 finals.
"El Hombre es esclavo de lo que dice y Amo de lo que calla"
by Jonny 4 F1ng3rs on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 AM PDT reply actions
It's not Kobe's quote
It was Nietzsche who said what does not kill me…
How about one of your former presidents with my favourite quote (sry for the gender bias as it is a sign of those times):
It is not the critic who counts. Not the one who points out where the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, who’s face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly and comes short again and again, and if he fails, he fails daring greatly so his will never be among those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.
Love it.
I know it's not Kobe's quote, what I mean was it's Kobe's motto and had said it one time (and I want confirmation if it's true or not)
Ah. The most badass US President, Teddy Bear Roosevelt (but Abe Lincoln is my fave). The exact quote is this:
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
and, oh, Teddy was not a former president of mine. I am a Filipino.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Haha my apologies.
Laker fans…all over the world.
you have brilliant memory, though.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
One of my favorite quotes is from Rasheed Wallace
I can’t remember the year, but he was definitely in Detroit.
Q: Rasheed, how do you think your team did?
A: Both teams played hard
Q: What do you think went wrong tonight?
A: Both teams played hard
Q: Is there any insight you can give us?
A: Both teams played hard
It goes on like that.
Well let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west. A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness.
“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” – Sherlock Holmes
No… this actually came from Spock. lol
hmmm...
just something that a character inspired from SH like Spock would actually say (and i think he might have actually did). Other such characters are Simon Archibald and Dr. Gregory House.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Shaq's quote for his Boston press conference
“I’ve been fortunate enough and educated enough to be educated.”
Apparently not Shaquille. Go find someone to learn you to spoke good in microphones.
Well let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west. A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness.
Fixed.
EducationEdumacation… is essential especially if you are spokening inpublicpublik a lot.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
LOL! ur bad
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
so....
Shaq has a master’s degree and he’s a dumbass.
Kobe never went to college and he’s poised and articulate.
I love it!
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
kobe's IQ is high
and I’m not only talking about basketball IQ… it reflects on him being multi-lingual…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Phil Jackson--
"If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball."
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tl; dr
But I can still bask in the awesomeness of this post. Just by the title alone.
I'm here to talk about the past.
My sig is a play on Mark McGwire's infamous quote, "I'm not here to talk about the past."
As for my own favorites, far too many to list.
I'm here to talk about the past.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" hardly qualifies as a famous quote.
I'm here to talk about the past.
again, coyote ugly references. lol
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
"And so it goes..." -Kurt Vonnegut
the guy in the book this quote is from thinks that everything that has happened and will happen is already set so he doesn’t dwell on things, and i want to be able to not dwell and just move on. this line is at the end of pretty much every paragraph. Vonnegutis probably my favorite author, he finds the irony in everything.
In Soviet Russia, LA beats you.
by malmario on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
hmm
I took a class on Vonnegut novels last year.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
A couple of Vonnegut classics:
“Poverty is a relatively mild disease…but uselessness will kill strong and weak souls alike.”
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I'm a huge believer in the latter quote, though this is the first time that I've heard it.
There is a certain extent to which I judge people based on appearances: how they dress, how they carry themselves, the image they portray, etc. Please note that when I say that I judge people on appearances, I don’t mean whether they are skinny or fat, tall or short, white or black (though I do judge you based on whether you bleed purple or green!). What I mean is that I judge you based on the appearance factors that are in your control — you do not control your skin color; you do control the clothes you wear.
I’m not the only one who does this. Employers, for example, do this quite a bit. That’s why you “dress to impress” when going to a job interview.
Many people react pretty strongly to this. “You should judge a person by who they are, by what’s on the inside, not by what they look like or what’s on the outside!”
I call bullshit.
The way a person portrays himself tells you who he is trying to be. So if he dresses like a thug, walks like a thug, and talks like a thug, it’s a pretty safe assumption that he wants to be, or is trying to be, a thug. If he dresses like a player and drives a car that lends itself to the player image, you can safely assume that he wants to be or is trying to be a player.
Guess what, ladies? If he dresses like a player and drives a player car, you should probably assume he’s not going to be your sensitive, caring guy. You can safely jump to the conclusion that he is a jerk and an asshole, because that’s how players treat women — and a player is what he’s trying to be. You know from the moment you see him that that’s what you’re getting yourself into; or you should.
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
Quite so. And we must also be attentive to what others pretend to be.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is a player car? pardon the french but is it a fast car?
or is it like luxury car? expensive as hell?
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Depending on where you are
one example may be a big truck, with oversized tires, lifted, and with stickers of cool clothing brands plastered all over the back window.
Another might be a snazzy luxury car, or a pimped out sports car.
Such a vehicle, in and of itself, is not enough to make the guy a player. But if he dresses like a player, talks like a player, AND drives such a car… you begin to understand why he drives that car, and a picture starts to form.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ok gotcha.....before i gave up the Stang for a more economic car
i was told by a woman i was a player simply cause of my car which of course didnt make sense to me.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
My primary vehicle is a big, black motorcycle (cruiser) with custom aftermarket pipes (read: LOUD). It’s sexy. I’d call that a player vehicle, in the right context. But I’m the furthest thing from a player you’ll find (not just in intent; also in ability). It takes more than a player vehicle to make you a player. But when the vehicle accompanies other tells, then it can become pretty obvious.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
hey im a gearhead....nothing like a player (got it im flirty) bot at all
maybe cause im just cool….lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
so urs is a Harley?
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hell no.
I prefer machines that don’t fall apart.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
haha
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You own all of them, of course.
Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.
"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken
by Saurav A. Das on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
Wish.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
Dude, I can't help it that I like Lenny Kravitz!!
Seriously, I absolutely agree. Which I why I only wear my 3" CMF pumps/sandals to work. I save the 4" for the weekends. You should see the looks a 5’10" woman wearing 3" – 4" heels gets.
I bleed purple in case anyone was wondering.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
LOL.....yeah makes you about as tall as the wifey
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I could talk about
all of the various quotes that I love from the book Catch-22, but I suggest that you all just read it. Its a hilarious book and one of the best war novels you can read. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
Anyone else watching International soccer friendlies this week?
Mexico vs Spain right now. Halftime. Mexico leads 1 – 0
Brazil beat U.S.A yesterday (yes!!)
Sweet 16
your talking to yourself and.....
answering!! crazy fuck
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
what did you think of that crazy acticle? lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't had a chance to read it yet; will do so when I get home.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
OKIE DOKIE
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
right over mah fuckin head!
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
wow,
didn’t even catch it.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
ahh
there’s a logic to your replies then. good show! ;-D
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must be the cookies ;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yah. I've read it.
That “Catch-22” logic actually became popular because of that book. Amazing.
I’ve also read Joseph Heller’s “God Knows.” Also some good stuff there, but, I think, Heller can’t top his “Catch-22.”
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Yeah
Catch-22 coined a freaking phrase. Like you never see it used to refer to a situation like that anytime before then, he literally put something in the dictionary with his book. Amazing.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
My favourite quote and one that i believe explains the world as perspective
“Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and i am you and what i see is me. And do i take you by the hand? And lead you through the land? So help me understand the best i can.” – Pink Floyd
It's deep how you can be so shallow
I just couldn't resist putting down another of my favourite quotes...
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. " – Albert Einstein
It's deep how you can be so shallow
classic
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
my favorite quote has always been
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Travis Dane
lol
by grail on Aug 12, 2010 12:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice. in Filipino we have something similar...
“Marami ang namamatay sa maling akala” which means “Many are killed by false assumptions.”
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
oops. fail.
LOL
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
another funny quote:
Your “best”! Losers always whine about their “best”! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
and a serious quote:
Everyting negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.
-Kobe
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
yeah
that wasnt supposed to happen. lemme try again:
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their "best"! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?
Ah, The Rock.
Love it.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
by Josh Tucker on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Loved it too
Especially the
bla bla bla bla VX Poison Gas.
I watched the movie about ten times already and still cant get what he said. ahahahaha
Wait, what part?
I’m pretty sure I understood everything that was said in the movie.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
The Rock is one of Cage's two greatest films...
The other was this…

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
Nicolas Cage is the worst actor alive.
I don’t know how he still gets work. John Travolta is behind him in line.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
in my opinion, though
well, cage and travolta was actually brilliant in this one…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
They were better a while ago
I think this is their best dramatic piece, but I think Nic Cage gets work because of his name and Travolta does too. Got a movie you want to sell to the public, sign a big name onto it and execs are more likely to make it. lol.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
They should all be put in a pit and covered over.
The last good movie Travolta made was “Pulp Fiction” and all the work that’s come his way since then was because of that movie.
Cage hasn’t made a good movie since, uh, well, since “Peggy Sue Got Married.”
I didn’t like “Face Off” because of the serious ham job Travolta did.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
that's harsh
i actually like cage :(
he’s this guy after all:

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
I find it curiouser and curiouser
but some here are posting longer and longer
could be due to you, Mr. Tucker?
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
yes
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Sun Tzu
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities… It is best to win without fighting.
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lol
you overdid the strike-over thing…
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
LOL! I actually meant to quote it! Blockquote fail!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
haha! thanks
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
Bruce Lee
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Bazinga.
This is awesome.
"You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English." — Hank Moody, Californication
awwww schucks guys (gal) !!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao!
now this, is a punchline!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
aint it though ALt!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
whyTF isnt this green..lol
"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader
needs 3 RECs....lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 15, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack Nicholson
I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
LOL i will watch at home
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 12, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Rock
You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
Gotta go home now….im coaching soccer for 6-8 yr olds
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
Bill Cosby......love this man.....here are some of his best quotes!
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
"Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." – Bill Cosby
i know right?
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
past my time...
all I can remember about him was that Nickelodeon cartoon and “Kids Say The Darndest Things”
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kobe bryant=batman
youtube......works wonders for the kids!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh man!
"Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." – Bill Cosby
hehe. he's okay.
i’m more of fun of british acts like hugh laurie and rowan atkinson.
here’s another atkinson classic.
i also spent my late childhood loving "whose line is it anyway? (one of my most fave tv shows). here’s one of their best acts, with robin williams as guest.
and here’s a christian stand-up act from brad stine.
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kobe bryant=batman
"i have more fun with..."
fail. sleepy.
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kobe bryant=batman
"i have more fun with..."
fail. sleepy.
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
haha bernel is gooood!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
due to internet lag and heavy sleepiness
give me some slack. lol
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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
kobe bryant=batman
she gave you an order!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Brad Stine is great.
But I don’t see how you can possibly say Cosby is “okay.” That dentist routine has me in tears every time! (I know, because I just re-watched it.)
"Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." – Bill Cosby
LOL!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Cosby is even better in person. You hear hundreds of people gasping for air, trying to catch their breath.
Hysterical!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
He still does his thang now and then in Vegas
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
So, I watched the first two.
They were both very clever, but I didn’t actually laugh once in the first, and only once (small guillotine) in the second (though I chuckled a bit at “the French”).
The Whose Line Is It Anyways? act was good, very clever, very amusing — but I was never laughing hysterically.
"Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." – Bill Cosby
by Josh Tucker on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, you changed your sig.
Didn’t recognize you for a second.
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LOL awesome SIG....Bill rules!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
the first one was not really that funny
I just like atkinson and laurie’s acts (especially in the blackadder tv shows). mr. bean and dr. house together is just too cool.
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kobe bryant=batman
lol go MR. Tucker!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Robin Williams......hard to cotain his comments! lol
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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LOL, Mr. Happy strikes again.
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LOL gotta keep this thread active with tuff philosophical quotes!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate the moment a thread dies.
It makes me sad every single time.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I get excited every time there's a new comment!
Thanks Josh!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
I know the feeling.
"Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — in a deeper voice." – Bill Cosby
me too!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BXF says:
“I see what you did there.”
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HAHA! that guy!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah....im keepin this one afloat!
just wait for my frakken (like my BSG curse word?)comments
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for BSG reference
"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec
"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23
LOL Deadmuse! that a great show!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 16, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
but this is such a cool thread! The Smush one? he sucked! lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Woody Allen
“Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love .”
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Full Metal Jacket
Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
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LOL that guy was awesome!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He is so mean. Is it really like that in a real situation?
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by rs850_Lakers on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shilo24
Not these days, we are a “kinder and gentler” military. It used to be back in the 90’s still when I joined the Marine Corps (yes I am in the Army now though….long story)
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions
sarge, just wondering...
what badass army elite group you want to join?
Rangers, 75th Ranger Regiment (Airborne), or Green Beret. Or maybe Delta?
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I don't wanna join no elite group....i'm to old for the Hooah shit anymore.
Been there done that got the T-shirt. I’m just trying to do my time and retire in 6 years. Trying to mold good Soldiers and trying to make good NCO’s into good leaders. Training is my thing now, I want to make sure I train each and every Soldier whether it be a Private or SGT to do his/her job correctly so when they deploy they return hom to this great American soil. When moms and dads allow their kids to go into the military they entrust their young to somebody like me and I hope to god I do not dissapoint.
That is all I care about. God Bless America
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good to hear there
are people like you in the military, and in fact I assume most people are like you. Just hard to swallow those that treat the army as their play-thing and try to use it to solve things that should be normal diplomatic conflicts with arms and soldiers.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Joshua S.
yeah sad really and nothing we can do about it.
I see it like this …..“I got a job to do here…..move along nothing to see here” lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, that was a hypothetical question
i mean, if you had the chance to join one?
i like the US because it has several elite groups (in my opinion though, UK SAS is the best. followed by Israeli’s shayetet 13).
regarding your answer: good for you (salute). since, i was a kid, i respect soldiers, regardless the nationality. all are gentlemen and have the same code of honor. so, i like you sarge.
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kobe bryant=batman
LOL! thanks for the approval bernel!
Ummmm….SF is the way to go
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
welcome
green beret then. hmmm. fine choice.
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kobe bryant=batman
Followed by?
Sorry dude, but uh… you don’t f—- with Israel. Not unless you want to die.
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sorry, but SAS made the standard for elite teams around the world
most elite teams are inspired by SAS. plus, SAS are highly trained in several martial arts, including the greatest martial art in the world, Krav Maga (yes, Israeli-developed), and the second best, which is Keysi Fighting Method, as well as Bruce Lee’s Jeet Kune Do. They are also trained in espionage… and probably all aspects of being a badass commando.
i agree, nobody messes with Israel. that country is so badass, but SAS is still for me, number one. shayatet is just second.
and, oh, i also think MI-6 is better than Mossad :P
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kobe bryant=batman
If you wanna get technical
I’d go with SFOD-D aka CAG
Or DevGru….for sure the best out there.
Sure isayeret and SAS are the best as well. But I will go with American’s any day of the week. It’s like the who is better Lebron, Wade, Etc. Really it’s a matter of preference.
They are all awesomely trained and could fuck each other up. But my money is on our boys.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
look up DevGru bro ;)
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Between equally trained and lethal forces
I’d take the ones with the most experience, every time. That’s gotta be Israel. That country exists because of its special forces, counter-terrorist, and intelligence groups. I mean, that’s the only reason they’re even on the map. What happened to us on 9/11 in 2001 was fairly unprecedented; it happens to Israel all the time (though the work of Shayetet and Mossad have dramatically decreased the occurrence of successful terrorist attacks in Israel).
The United States is huge, has the advantage of a larger population, and is protected on nearly all sides from bodies of water (Mexico is a bottleneck, and Canadia isn’t a threat). Israel is much smaller than the United States, and faces exponentially more frequent occurrences of brutally violent, overt, and constant attacks. In the Finals (i.e., with everything at stake), between LeBron, Wade, and Kobe, I’ll take the guy with the most experience, and the most, and most impressive, successes. I’ll take Kobe. Or if you want to compare LeBron and Wade (two players on more equal footing, perhaps better representing the special forces in question), I’d take Wade.
No amount of training can replace the experience and drive of your country’s existence literally depending on your successes… and the evidence your country still being around.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 14, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
How do I always manage to get into serious discussions, unrelated in any way to basketball?
At least I steered clear of this disaster zone. [Pats self on back]
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 14, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
hehe
maybe another time in a different venue josh.
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lol
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Josh Tucker.....
Yes I will concede Israel does has ALOT of experience when it comes to their SF, counter-terrorism, and intel when it comes to the Middle East. And does alot of other jobs in other countries that we all do not know about. Especially when it has gains for Israel.
But American higher echelon Special Forces (In other words the best of the best) go everywhere. We train SAS on things and even the Israeli SF. We are just as good and have just as much experience in doing these things as well as others.
Your Special Forces groups are like well oiled machines and do constant training and missions with each other. They “trade” personel within each other to get different training and experience throughout the world. So really to say who is the absolute best is kinda farce considering it depends on who you ask.
Truth is we as “outsiders” would never know even with lots of books and tons of googling/binging etc.
They don’t give up the tricks to their trade and can’t discuss mission parameters because they are “top secret” or even “top secret sensative compartmented information” (higher) specifically labeld so only people involved in THAT specific thing need to know.
Yes the Basketball was a bad analogy of sorts and you didnt truelly understand my point and tore it to bits :)
And just to tell you something….we have the drive, training, and our existence litterally depends alot on what our “boys” do when they are doing their thing.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not trying to knock the importance of what our guys do.
I’m a big believer in the idea that freedom isn’t free, it has been (and continues to be) paid for, bought, and won by our men and women in uniform. I don’t see that as some cute idea in the abstract, but a very real and concrete thing.
My point is that our existence does not ONLY hinge on that. Our size (in terms of both land mass and population), our political alliances, our relations with our closest neighbors, and the vast oceans that surround us on most sides are also huge strategic advantages that make it very difficult to attack us successfully, and therefore act as a pretty huge deterrent to those who would otherwise be interested in “wiping us off the map” and “pushing us into the sea” (as is the declared Palestinian and Arabic objective regarding Israel).
Israel has none of that. They are surrounded by enemies, not friends and allies. They are very small. Their political alliance with the United States is vital to their existence, but their relations with much of Europe and Russia, which (outside of England) tends to favor the Arabs and Palestinians (and unlike us, Israel lives just down the street from Russia). They don’t have the advantage of vast oceans and enormous distances between themselves and their enemies, as we do; they and their enemies all live in the same little space. And to top it off, there isn’t anywhere near the political deterrent for their enemies to refrain from attempting to annihilate them, as there is with us. Arabic nations know that they can only mess with us to a certain point before having to answer to the rest of the world; there is no such universal backlash for messing with Israel.
So when I say that they depend on their military and intelligence forces for their survival, I don’t mean that we don’t depend on ours. We do, to a tremendous degree, and we should never, ever forget that. “Every country is won and held only by force of arms.” I’m simply saying that we have other advantages which greatly aid our military and intelligence forces, whereas Israel survives by the strength of its military and intelligence forces alone.
In the end, I would feel comfortable and have no trouble sleeping with any of these groups getting my back. I think that’s what you were getting at. I’m just saying that if I had to choose one special forces unit, for the most important operation in the word, I’d go with Israel.
For total overall strength, you have to take the United States. In an all-out war, we’ll kick your ass(es). In World War III, Israel isn’t the biggest threat. But in situations more suited to special forces… it’s hard to go wrong with any of the top forces, and from that perspective, I’m sure that to a large degree it’s a personal opinion thing. But if I was rolling the dice with my family’s lives on the table, for all of the reasons above, I’d put my chips on Israel and the Shayetet.
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by Josh Tucker on Aug 14, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
and we have hit a brick wall as
it comes down to who you would rather have….
It’s kinda like some of these great MMA fighters. Most times it’s who messes up is the one that becomes the “loser”
They are all so good that only one small slip up determins the victory. I believe The US, Israel, British, Aussie, Russians are the top 5….and i’d take any one of them if i needed to.
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say there are other reasons they are still on the map
but this isn’t history class and this is a sports blog, so we shall avoid that conversation and abide by table etiquette of not talking politics. lol. [pats self on back as well]
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good job Marty!
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
touche
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Hats off to you, Sarge.
Much respect and appreciation.
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Danke Josh Tucker!+
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by Sarge Clemins on Aug 14, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
then, that's good. Glad it changed.
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by rs850_Lakers on Aug 14, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
New dumbass quote of the day by yours truely
“Yo…I just seen a hot a$$ chick driving a shitter truck! What kind of a messed up economical world do we live in where a woman can’t use her good looks to get a good job? Wait…how much do they make?”
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