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Amare Stoudemire set to make $100 million dollars

So Amare Stoudemire just signed with the Knicks for $100 million dollars (around that). This is for a guy that can't play defense, can't win, has no heart, and wears glasses that are no where near as cool as these guys.

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AND...

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To put that in perspective, this dude makes (pro-rated over the next 5 years, without consideration taken for the 1-2 leap years we'll experience in that time) $2283 dollars and change per HOUR. Yeah, he makes that much per fucking HOUR. So, when this bitch sleeps, he'll get paid around $18,624 dollars. Take a crap for 15 minutes? Sweet, he just made a cool $570 bucks.

Wow, wtf New York?

Seriously, he could probably buy my city. And for what? A guy that might score 30 points in a game? He also might get 2 rebounds, and land in foul-trouble.

Oh well, what the hell.

$100 million dollars? Can you believe that shit? Wow.

That is all.

And to think they could have spent that on Ammo...