Rough Cut 7/01 - Poll Included!
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 1, 2010 6:45 AM PDT
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PrintRabbit rabbit to you my fellow Laker lovers.
Man, I must be nuts. I actually volunteered to do this on a day that I already have baseball game-thread duties. I also happen to have my own business, and I am in the middle of selling my house. Oh, and I was really hoping to get to this tonight.
Yep, I have officially gone crazy.
Before I begin, don't forget to check out this fat post for all your free-agent frivolities, where you can hypothesize and surmise, postulate and speculate, construe and conclude to your heart's content. Not that it means anything. Yet.
Since I am one who likes to talk about the past, I'd figure I'd serve up a little This Day in History this morning. May not be as tasty as a plate of French toast, and surely not as easy to digest, but it's all I have on such short notice. So I kind of mentioned this yesterday but today is Canada Day. A Wiki-explanation, if you will:
Canada Day (French: Fête du Canada), formerly Dominion Day (French: Le Jour de la Confédération), is Canada's national day, a federal statutory holiday celebrating the anniversary of the July 1, 1867, enactment of the British North America Act (today called the Constitution Act, 1867), which united two British colonies and a province of the British Empire into a single country called Canada. Canada Day observances take place throughout Canada as well as internationally.
Exactly 100 years after the date mentioned above, was born to the world a breathtaking of a beauty, that bodacious Baywatch blonde bombshell, Canada's own Pamela Anderson.
Hmm, Pammy-cakes and I are the same age. Cool.
What else happened on July 1? The American radio station WFAN in New York City was launched as the world's first all-sports radio station in 1987. ZIP codes were introduced to the United States mail in 1963. Oh, and the PG-13 rating was unveiled by the Motion Picture Association of America in 1984. If this post were to be rated as such, I'd be allowed one "fuck". Oops, just used it. From what I can gather, some of SSR's very own would not be allowed into an R-rated viewing, unless accompanied by an adult guardian. Which makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
OK, my very first post here back in May gave a hint as to where I am from and how I became a Laker fan. Damn right, I linked myself. I happen to enjoy tooting my own horn (hey, who doesn't?) And if it smells like a segue, well it's because it is.
I know this may have been done before, so excuse me for being unoriginal, but I'd like to know where my Laker fans live. The better to stalk you, of course. Hey, I showed you mine, now show me yours. I went a little vague with the poll, because that's just the kind of lazy bastard I am. If you don't like it, you can always opt your ass out of here.
All the cool kids are doing it.
Anyways, feel free to discuss Laker and non-Laker stuff here, drop links, whatever.
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Woo, we're 100% Australian =]]
From what I can gather, some of SSR’s very own would not be allowed into an R-rated viewing, unless accompanied by an adult guardian.
Or by being extremely creative, quick-thinking and/or a smooth talker….
/There’s a reason my crew calls me ‘The Professor’
//It also helps that due to cheapness movie theatres often hire people my own age, because they can pay them less.
///Also helps that many of such employees are girls (I don’t know why, but it seems that out of minors who work part-time, the VAST majority of them are female).
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
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'Cuz they're not lazy?
(I don’t know why, but it seems that out of minors who work part-time, the VAST majority of them are female).
I kid, I kid!
It’s ‘cuz they have more things they want to buy like clothes, shoes, makeup, fun stuff like that to attract the boys who aren’t working. Trust me when I say nothing changes as you get older. Shit.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
But shouldn't the boys be working to buy the girls those things?
Just sayin’.
I'm here to talk about the past.
At that age? Who are you kidding?
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
I prefer men
Who treat me to lunch, movies, walks, and concerts every once in a while. As far as material items go, that’s more what family members get for each other during the holidays. At least, that’s how I roll. Although I love it when boys come with me when I go shopping…
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, they're always good for holding your purse.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
I was being hopeful.
Thank you for crushing the hopeless romantic in me for all time.
;-)
I'm here to talk about the past.
If you want to give women a gift,
give us something that reflects our interests. Listen to her, not to the TV advertisements. It will show you care about her and respect what she likes.
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I pretty much have that down.
But are you listening, boys?
(says the divorced guy)
I'm here to talk about the past.
{whispers in his ear}
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Yes, I will get you that cookie. And this time blue will not eat it.
{and a neck massage, too? you got it}
I'm here to talk about the past.
Is this you Blue?
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
by LakersFoEva on Jul 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/ - Visit, and be loved. Troll, and die a painful death. =]]
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by Saurav A. Das on Jul 2, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
OT, I actually sent you an email yesterday, but it may have gone into your spam folder.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
I know.
I can be SO vain sometimes. Where do you like to shop for makeup?
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I think your title is closer to the truth than your 'serious' comment aha.
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/ - Visit, and be loved. Troll, and die a painful death. =]]
Questions? Queries? Comments? Concerns? Expletive-filled inflammatory trolling? Contact me at saurav.a.das.1994@gmail.com
by Saurav A. Das on Jul 2, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
this is a positive when you work at a pool
Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.
east coast represent!
"i remember one time,we was playing basketball,and we was winning the game,it was so competitive,he broke a piece of lead from a table,and he threw it and it went right through his heart and he died right on the court" - Ron Artest on wonderful childhood memories.
ATL
shawty. actually, no. I don’t speak that way, but it is funny when I hear people speak that way here. I always thought it was just a stereotype. Either way, born in WI, school in GA.
Unfortunately the legend of MJ has long surpassed the reality of MJ. -Jevon O
Mountain Time Zone.
Located in Salt Lake City. Originally from San Pedro, California, but moved out here for college.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls." - Aldous Snow
Tell me about it
Which makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
From my username, you can see I’m from Southern California; native Los Angeleno, living in Pasadena, not too far from shaqfor3. ROSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Talking to yourself, bluexfalcon? Silly, silly boy. Who does that?
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
If you want to talk about crazy
I’m scared about what will happen to WaveOcean if LeBron leaves. From the way he’s been acting, he might flip out and tear every hair out of his head.
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually looking forward to that.
And hoping that there would be a You Tube clip released shortly thereafter.
I'm here to talk about the past.
You mean like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_6WhF500c
Saying "Hello With Malice" seven times will wake the dead.
Clearly you are not familliar with Christmas traditions in LA.
But, no I was hoping for something a little more disturbing.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Alternatively, give himself up to you?
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/ - Visit, and be loved. Troll, and die a painful death. =]]
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by Saurav A. Das on Jul 2, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Get a room, you two! Aha :P
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/ - Visit, and be loved. Troll, and die a painful death. =]]
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by Saurav A. Das on Jul 2, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
“Come pick my roses”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Guqhnz4N38
Have you ever met shaqfor3?
by California Waves on Jul 1, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
No, we haven't met. We just realized we live close to each other.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Actually, within a mile of each other.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Kinky!
Unless you’re in the circus.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Where and what is an inderkum?
I;ve only lived up here for like 8 years now. But funny you are that close.
The highschool. Off Truxel in North Natomas.
I’ve only lived here since 2005. Moved here from Santa Ana aka Orange County
Sweet 16
Lived in OC too for a while
San Juan Capistrano
I live just south of 80 right now between Northgate and Truxel. I can practically see the 80 from my house if I step outside.
It's nice city
I like towns that aren’t too crowded or noisy. Plus I have family there.
Saying "Hello With Malice" seven times will wake the dead.
LOL Yeah, imagine Lakers fans in SoCal.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
My country is 143 years old today!
What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say "fuddle duddle" or something like that?
Dude you're that old and you know how to use the internetz?
congrats
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
There is hate and there is "get the fuck out of my way, I've got a parade to get to" - Cool Dudes on May 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT
http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
by KBZ on Jul 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel dirty for getting the jist of where you were going with this
didn’t get your meaning at first but then i got it because well I am a guy
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
There is hate and there is "get the fuck out of my way, I've got a parade to get to" - Cool Dudes on May 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT
http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
OMG, he's got company. Double trouble now.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
It can’t happen unless Washington residents are willing to pay $500 million to renovate KeyArena…and we aren’t.
Saying "Hello With Malice" seven times will wake the dead.
Philly: The city of Brotherly Love!!!
WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion." -- Rudy Tomjanovich
Well, we know it wasn’t from fick81 since she’s a Celtics fan.
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
7:28
Get it right :P
If Kobe doesn't make his teammates better, how on Earth does Adam Morrison have two rings!?
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/ - Visit, and be loved. Troll, and die a painful death. =]]
Questions? Queries? Comments? Concerns? Expletive-filled inflammatory trolling? Contact me at saurav.a.das.1994@gmail.com
by Saurav A. Das on Jul 2, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear Canada
Happy Birthday and congratulation on your independence from the Mooses
We know they’re some tough sumbitches
Also, thank you for Pamela Anderson, Norm Macdonald, Jillian from Good day LA, Wayne Gretzky, Cobie Smulders, Terrence and Phillip, Elisha Cuthbert, Peter Jennings, Batllestar Galactica, Michael J Fox and Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland
but fuck you for Justin Bieber, not cool Canada, not cool.
also the jury’s is still out on Drake
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
There is hate and there is "get the fuck out of my way, I've got a parade to get to" - Cool Dudes on May 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT
http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
by KBZ on Jul 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
didn't have you pegged as a guy from the 'Dena
i think your street cred just took a hit
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
There is hate and there is "get the fuck out of my way, I've got a parade to get to" - Cool Dudes on May 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT
http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
by KBZ on Jul 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LB's FB
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 1, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
OMG, that is hilarious!
"How it feel to be a hater, now I know exactly how it feels to be a Laker." - Jay-Z
Yes Cerritos!
those fucking commercials…we aren’t full of lame puns, i promise.
In Soviet Russia, LA beats you.
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