Sports Enemy, designers and purveyors of top-quality sports tees, are anxious to keep you clothed. To that end, they've styled Silver Screen and Roll with a few of their custom Laker shirts, which we're giving away to you sexy people. If you're not already familiar with Sports Enemy's work, check out their menu of garments here. Their clothes flatter man, women and children of all body types.

So here's the deal. I've got three of these badasses:

Nice, right? Now let's have a little contest to see who scores one.

In the comments section, tell us, in 50 or fewer well-chosen words, why you hate the Boston Celtics. Don't hold back. Let it all out. (But only one entry per person.) Before Game Three, I'll pick the three best, and they'll be the lucky winners.

C'mon c'mon c'mon. Start hatin'!