Stray Bullets: Twitterized!
If you ever noticed. I'm not usually commenting in our Game Threads. Not that you should notice, but I usually don't because 1.) I'm superstitious about blog commenting during or on game days, and 2.) I'm always on Twitter instead. So, I'm going to give you the Stray Bullets about last night's Game 2 in Twitter, with my Tweets and Retweets of some of my Twitter buddies. (Shameless plug time. Join Twitter and follow me: @wondahbap, DexterFishmore: @dexterfishmore, Silver Screen and Roll: @LakersBlog_SSR)
For those of you unaware. RT means "re-tweet" Meaning I "re-tweeted" someone else's tweet, so that people following me can read them as well. The italics were added to explain the circumstance and situation of the game at time of tweet. Let's go.
- Deron Williams always hits his first three against us.
(Doesn't it always seem like that. And it usually is in semi-transition and gives the Jazz 8 pts.) - Tony Brothers always looks confused.
(If he isn't the worst ref in the NBA, he's pretty close.) - RT@mcten Bynum skies for the two-handed dunk. No look of pain on his face afterward, just exasperation that no foul was called.
(He looked good. I also thought he did as good a job rebounding as we see from him.)
(At this point, the Jazz decided to send a double and front the post with a perimeter defender. Daring the wings to shoot the ball, but while paying too much attention to the post man. Ron knocks down a 3-pointer. Finally.)
(He had trouble getting the shot up. It was a block party last night, and Boozer was the guest of honor. Blocked six times last night.)
(Pau and Andrew take turns swatting Boozer, after which he yells, "God damn!)
(3:25 1Q, 17-15 Jazz. Ron was 1-4 3FGA in the first quarter.)
(Pau is just too tall for Boozer, yet he can still hit that elbow jumper that arcs so high, Derek Fisher is jealous.)
(See what I mean.)
(Boozer. Blocked. Again.)
(When Shannon can keep the ball long enough to jump, he's a great finisher. But too often, he'll try to dribble through three defenders.)
(Yep. They're pretty bad. The Lakers had a huge advantage when the Jazz are healthy, never mind the fact that the Jazz are relying on two guys they keep sending to the D-League. By the way, Kosta, shave your head. Your balding buddy. And take Nenad Kristic with you too.)
(This was in replay to Bill Simmon's tweet:
"At Laker game with @jacoby_ - we can't figure out why Deron Williams has a haircut this bad. Jacoby blames his friends + support system."
- I'm guessing there can't be too many barber shops in Salt Lake catering to African Americans. Just a hunch.)
(Charles said the Lakers bench is just "BE", because they're incomplete. He's right about that. I can't really consider LO a bench guy. So it boils down to the 2 guards. 3 when Sasha is healthy. We all know about the bench issues this year.)
(Offense looks easy against the Jazz. Kobe, Pau, Andrew, and LO can do what they feel. Hence the easy offense.)
(Kobe got everyone involved. The body blows. When he's playing facilitator/scorer, there is still no one better in basketball. He dominates the pace and flow of the game. The head shots came in the 4th.)
(He was blocked AGAIN. Of course.)
(Remember, all of us at SSR picked the Lakers to win in 5. Fesenko and Koufos are the main reason.)
(That's what the Jazz can do. Pray for the friendly home whistle.)
(6:37, 2Q. 34-45 Lakers. Farmar miss a 3-pointer. How much money do you think Farmar lost these past two seasons? Remember when there was talk of him being able to "start" for most teams? Now name one. I can't think of one. Miami? The grass isn't always greener. His play's been inconsistent to horrible.)
(1-5 3FGA now.)
(3:50, 2Q. Kobe gets defensive rebound. Runs fastbreak, dishes a nice pass to Ron Ron, who blows the bunny. Pau cleans up. 39-51 Lakers.)
(Dude knocks the ball out of many ball handlers.)
(Me talking about Farmar. Again.)
(Millsap was killing us. He's a Laker Killer like Carl landry. They might be undersized but they are All-World against us.)
(With that beard and bald head, Fish looks like Mike Jarvis)
(Uh, yeah. Koufos sucks. Remember?)
(He played well. He was killing us. Different guy from last year, whim just stood at 3-Pt line and bricked shots.)
My battery dies during 3rd Quarter. So, let's watch some highlights and pick back up in the 4th. The 3rd was boring anyway. Lakers got too cozy. Farmar came in and stunk up the joint. We'll pick up when it gets closer (and my iTouch recharged).
(3:32 4Q. Ron misses a lay-up after cutting, since Utah wants to leave him open at 3-Pt line. He puts back his own miss. 94-103 Lakers. He needs to do more of that because the Jazz can't be allowed to deny our post entry while he, Farmar, and Shannon Brown brick jumpers.)
(2:28 4Q. 96-105 Lakers. Pau and Boozer face to face. Pau's not backing down. He owns Boozer.)
(2:19 4Q. 97-106 Lakers. After a few great plays, he caps it off with a reverse dunk. Throwback! Crowd is amped. Who says he's getting old?)
(In response to: "@ESPNLandOLakers: Lakers win 111-103. Ugly enough in the fourth to mandate 3 days of "lack of killer instinct" questions. Can't wait. BK" Hey. Let writers go on and on about "killer instinct" I'll take the win everyday of the week. No matter what. Ask the Cavs. I guess no one has the killer instinct? Except when Orlando plays Atlanta. Ouch.)
(In response to a tweet that said the Lakers never trailed. Utah led until 4:45 in the 1st Quarter. The tweet can no longer be found.)
(Pau: 22 pts & 15 rebs. Andrew: 17 & 14. Lamar: 11 & 15. Sweet.)
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[Comment From Ian – Boston Ian – Boston: ]
Which team deserves John Wall the most?
Wednesday May 5, 2010 3:11 Ian – Boston
3:11
KDonhoops:
The Lakers. They’ve made really strong personnel moves over the last 60 years and deserve to be rewarded with him.
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
i dont think he will fall that far
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
not sure what they have as leverage to trade up that high.
its always a possibility if management really likes a player who is projected to go before he falls to us.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
It's not leverage as much as your willingness to cough up $3 million
For a team in the late first round who doesn’t want to pay that rookie’s contract, usually because it will either put them over the luxury tax or compound an existing tax.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Atlanta is selling their pick
So we could pray that Bledsoe falls that far. I doubt it though.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Just the first round pick
Memphis owns that from the Gasol deal. We own their second round pick as well as ours.
Yeah, if we still had our first rounder, we would be praying for Willie Warren to fall
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
[Comment From Adam Morrison Adam Morrison: ]
Do you think I should grow back my trademark hair???
Wednesday May 5, 2010 3:44 Adam Morrison
3:44
KDonhoops:
Naw, you’re good.
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
he should shave his face
every time they show him on the tele, i get creeped out.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
Koufos actually offers something none of the other Utah bigs can
Because he can knock down shots from midrange, which would force Gasol and Bynum to vacate the paint to at least put a hand out there. I’d give Fesenko’s minutes to him just for that.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
I'd give him that shot all day.
He can’t and won’t make enough to affect the Lakers strategy, nor overcome his lack of defense. I think Fesenko is a little better in that regard.
http://twitter.com/wondahbap
If posters here have twitter accounts post em
If you don’t have one get one, if you can wade through all the Justin Bieber fans you’ll find some funny people on Twitter
I’m trying to see if i can add mine to my sig as a clickable link
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
nope
now about now
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
MY ass on Twitter http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
by KBZ on May 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I give up
"Attitude reflect leadership, captain" - Big Jules
MY ass on Twitter http://twitter.com/KBZinLA
by KBZ on May 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
just ask dex
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
Bill Simmons just put up arguably one of the coolest things he's ever written
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100505&sportCat=nba
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You beat me to it. It was cool until i read this part
At the same time, Lakers home games can’t work without a superstar. For five decades (and counting), these fans have been blessed with West, Baylor, Wilt, Kareem, Magic, Shaq and Kobe. Seven of the 15 best players ever. At some point, the gravy train will end. The Lakers will bottom out like the Knicks did last decade, submarined by bad moves, poor signings and unlucky drafts. Their fans will flee in droves. Jack will pass away. The buzz will be gone. That’s how the NBA works — in a 30-team league, you can’t always get lucky, not even if you’re a big-market team with deep pockets.
kind of true though
who knows whats going to happen in Laker nation when Kobe is done? Things will certainly be different.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
im pretty sure that was the case when
the elgin,west,wilt team was gone, they got kareem, magic, and worthy. when they were gone,they had nve, jones, divac to hold them over til shaq/kobe. now we have our team. obviously there will be a time of lull. but “spend money on superstars and things will go well” seems to have been the model that has been followed by management/ownership, not just hope and luck. except maybe magic.
anyways yeah
he’s a laker hater. But as a Laker fan this is the kind of article that one can examine from a distance and really appreciate his writing because he definitely keeps his Laker bashing to a minimum. He actually bashes all the “Type B” fans that most of us hate and tend to give Laker fans in general a bad name.
Really entertaining stuff, in my opinion. Especially the last bit about his encounter with Jack.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
i never said i didnt like his writing. its entertaining.
i loved the article. i was just saying that our team has only missed the playoffs 4 times since being in la. i know theres some luck to it, but the organization is phenomenal.
yep, definitely
though what i think he was getting at is that fans have come to expect greatness. Hell, making the playoffs and losing in the first round is incredible for some franchises like OKC, Charlotte, and Golden State but it’s not good enough for Laker fans (especially the “type B” fans that bill talks about)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I just read this. Not sure if someone was going to read it.
Bill Simmons, I hate to say it, has a very good and unique style of writing. He admits the obvious in his dislike of the Lakers but he also gives them their due credit. But, for anyone who might not like the shots he takes at the Lakers organization this might piss you off.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
He actually wants us to hate him, “I want Laker fans to hate me because I hate them…but that’s the fun thing about sports it’s supposed to be that way.” I’m paraphrasing a bit but that’s his general philosophy of sports. Even for his dislike for the Laker’s and Kobe I actually respect him for stating it. While some other hacks do it subtly by hiding behind their writing he says it straight up.
Well said..
Bill Simmons calls it sports hate not personal hate.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 5, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sports hate vs. Personal hate.
At least for me personally, I would totally agree with Simmons on that — that sports hate isn’t real personal hate, and actually, I would say that is true for most people that I know, as well. It’s just sports after all, it’s not like we are trying to solve the world’s problems here.
Sports hate isn’t real true hate-your-guts hatred. It’s just what fans do, they pick a side and then they ridicule and spew all kinds of venom at the opponent and they are rarely fair about it, and really, all that is the very definition of a "fan".
I thought the Bill Simmons piece was quite excellent, but then again I’m not one that expects writers to only write pieces that blow sunshine up my skirt about my favorite teams, either. I actually really appreciate objectivity and I sometimes find opposing viewpoints quite refreshing.
Like you mentioned above, I also really loved the writing style and although the article was rather lengthy, it totally held my interest for the duration of the piece. Good link.
completely agree on everything
Although I think that for the most part fans do generally have or express sports hate I can honestly say that fans really do have personal hate for Kobe. He is probably one or at least top 10 most hated athlete that I can remember. Defenitely the 2nd most hated Lakers behind Kermit Washington. But Kobe might have replaced him by now.
But I did and do Like Bill Simmons style. It really isn’t him that dislike just the team he represents.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 6, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
he wears the purple and gold.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 6, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
if i saw paul pierce
There are a lot of things I would do. Is that personal hate? I think so. Its more so because he fakes it to make it. But I don’t feel that way against other people in the nba. So sometimes it feels personal.
by heinzketchup on May 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
i think for certain players, it's on a "personal level" b/c it's actually about him
but for a team/fanbase in general—it’s “sports” hate"
though that “personal hate” is probably on a technical level a “strong” word, as paul pierce probably hasn’t done anything to you “personally” (beating the lakers is still a part of the “sports” category) :p.
KG lives in LA and If I seen him I wouldn't even make a big about it.
I wouldn’t talk shit to him (maybe I would) but I wouldn’t give a fuck about him.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Simmons sprews hate and bias...but he admits to it.
His work is meant to be written as a column for opinion (and bias).
What’s annoying is some writers that write with bias, but act as if they are being impartial and only sputter the truth.
Yup I just wished the Lakers had a writer on ESPN like him...
BASTARD! bill simmons.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 5, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i like the humor he has and he's a basketball guy first
i mean he’s always going to have something against the Lakers. Who cares, his writing keeps me entertained and laughing at times.
He cracks me up to.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on May 5, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think our team defense will improve if Kirilenko comes off the bench
Ronnie has always been eager to defend anyone on that team. Put him on Kirilenko, Kirilenko won’t post up too much, Ron’s too physical, his outside shot is mercurial at best, the only thing Kirilenko helps is their help defense against the bigs. Then that leaves the team defense to key more on DWill, a lot of Brown, a lot of Kobe.
I’m not saying it yet, if we use our size the right way, this series could be over quick.
by rickfox on May 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, the loss on offense might come back to hurt them
The big part about having Miles and Matthews is that 1) the Lakers don’t really respect them on defense 2) they’re getting fairly open looks at the basket from beyond the line. Replace one with Kirilenko and then Artest zeroes in on him and a lot of that spacing is lost. Even if he plays at the four, he’ll have hell of a hard time scoring against Gasol. The big advantage for them is that they get someone to cover Odom reasonably well, but overall, we will still be pounding them inside.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Would you expect Phil to counter Kirilenko at the four w/ say Artest moving to the 2 spot
Kobe plays the point, that’s a lot of size to try and counter.
I don’t know, just a thought.
by rickfox on May 5, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's been pretty established at this point
That our “big” lineup (Kobe-Artest-Odom-Gasol-Bynum) fails primarily because the spacing becomes really awkward and everyone wants to either post up, cut, or drive. I could think of very specific situations in which it would be possibly advantageous, but it’s definitely not worth hassle.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
and weaker on the defensive end
as kobe or artest will have to chase around the PGs or odom has to guard the quicker SFs
are you really Foxy?
Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall
Haha yeah, that would be pretty damn awesome.
Yeah? Remember last year when Lebron won the MVP? Who took home the real MVP? You know, the one the comes with a damn championship?
He was an awesome baller before an actor
If it wasn’t for his 5 steals against Portland, we don’t steal homecourt, helped us win the chip.
by rickfox on May 5, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i was referencing my favorite quote from a tv show
Party Down… on Starz, guest starring Rick Fox.
never seen it, I'll take your word it's funny bro!!!!!!!!
by rickfox on May 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
voila, the rick fox acting reel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8UQYnfommU
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
wow i didnt know he was in "he got game"
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
the reason it was funny was because
Jane Lynch said it. and there is no way someone would ever say that. I did not even know he acted.
DJ Mbenga is the greatest of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5gRJoF39Ew&playnext_from=TL&videos=QhmG4v13IOk&feature=sub
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
Hes got to catch Brian Shaw first
and we all know how bweezy rolls
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