Kobe Bryants Basketball Secrets Revealed
by Czheck on May 28, 2010 2:51 AM PDT
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PrintYou should all know by now who Kobe Bryant is,a menacing force in the world of basketball who stops at nothing to win. His dedication,his love for the game rises him to heights normal human beings dream of. I am going to show you exactly what makes Mr Bryant tick,what makes him one of the greatest of all times.
His Secrets Shall be Revealed...after the jump
Chapter One: Kobe Bryant is unstoppable,please see video below if you need proof
Chapter Two: One of Kobe Bryants greatest gifts is his ability to shoot in traffic
Chapter Three: During the course of a NBA game there are 4 quarters of basketball,the 4th of these is named after Kobe Bryant,they call it the 12 mins of Bryant. His ability to put winning above all is what makes him a closer
Chapter Four: Defending the black mamba (good luck) Phil Collins trys his best to guard Mr Bryant but his chances are gone in the air of the night. Gilbert Arenas is a witness
Chapter Five: I have talked to many people who have "guarded" Kobe Bryant before and they all tend to say the same thing,its hard to see the man, he is a blur on the basketball court. Defenders have even complained about seeing trees and having there vision go all black and white on them.
Chapter Six: "His Squad" the teammates Kobe Bryant has been blessed with have helped his game grow to national monument size proportions. I'm sure you all recognize this famous U.S landmark below
Chapter Seven: Fists of Kobe. As Chris Childs and John Starks will tell you "The Lakeshow aint nothin to fk with"
Chapter Eight: Kobes Childhood. When he was a young man he went to the Garden of Basketball and prayed to the basketball gods (Brian Shaw,Shawn Kemp,Earl Boykins,and Kosta Koufos) to give him great strength.
Chapter Nine: Kobe loves to shoot the basketball,thus the nickname Kobe Basketball Bryant
Kobe makes it rain
Kobe does not care what the forecast is,hes shooting,and its going in
Sometimes Kobe is literally engulfed in flames,yeah i said it those flames are golfin'
Kobe will go back in time and rewrite history just to make it more interesting
Chapter Eleven: What you see is far more dangerous and close than it appears
Chapter Twelve:Playoff Kobe,the Greek gods of old spent century's perfecting a moving sculpture we know as the black mamba,it is thought to be the greatest gift the gods ever gave to man
Chapter Thirteen: Epic performance on and off the basketball court. Who can forget this shocking moment in pop culture
Chapter Fourteen: "The Two Kobe Offense",Phil Jackson also known as the "Ten Master" has used the Triangle Offense for along time,but when he came to L.A he would be known for occasionally deploying the "Two Kobe Offense" needless to say its unstoppable
Chapter Fifteen: Im sorry but Kobes already won,hes that damn good
If you would like to add anything about Mr Bryant's game please post your thoughts. Pictures are worth 10,000 championships
If you have enjoyed this dissection of Kobe's secrets,please rec and thank you for reading
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I forgot to add that kobe read all these books about basketball
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Great men are never without flaws, but neither are they without magnificent traits that caused them to rise to such heights.
He is...
…the most interesting man in the world.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
"Prejudice not founded on reason cannot be removed by argument." - Samuel Johnson
lol
he doesn’t always play basketball but when he does,its epic
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by Czheck on May 28, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec...
awesome
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Should add the lines in his recent commercial.
“He once had a staring contest with his own reflection. After the fourth day he won.”
"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant
haha that was my fav part of that one
at museums hes allowed to touch the art
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LOL funny post, I like the pics
Kobe is the man
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be committed against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the Limelight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
thanks!
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I see the guantlet
Has been thrown down my man. I must say, this was a particularly wonderful thread. And then I realized. I saw no Ammo. I saw no Shaw.
I tried to anti-rec your post, just because I fear the fall out that will occur when the aforementioned powers click on this thread…
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
This ones for you
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by Czheck on May 28, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The fact that you've got Artest rapping, makes this a 10/10. Great job.
Zombie Ammo/Kobe is also win.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
LMFWAO CZ!!!! REC
I don't do it for your thanks, I do it because I had a calling, but I do love the support you give me and my Soldiers.
LMFAO
Chapter Eight: Kobes Childhood. When he was a young man he went to the Garden of Basketball and prayed to the basketball gods (Brian Shaw,Shawn Kemp,Earl Boykins,and Kosta Koufos) to give him great strength.
Earl Boykins???
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
its good to laugh
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Freaking Rec'd +∞
good laugh
ps. I co-coined chap 9, I swear.
"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant
Down goes Nash
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lupe as "Blitzen" said kobe and santa look shook
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lol i had not seen this one before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwlhYYINT_A&feature=related
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"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
"The fact that the Lakers have played to such a high level even through the injuries is a testament to their skill, abilities, and resiliency." - 99bc99
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"what if they both started the same time in the NBA"
"Love me or hate me; it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade-away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe Bryant
hot tub time machine make it happen
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It would be Magic vs Bird revisited.
"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
This post was FUNNY!
REC REC REC REC REC!!!
The Kanye Taylor Swift was hilarious with Kobe’s jumpshot occuring between them! hahahahahahahhhaahhaha
haha thanks
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That was hilarious and awesome.
I loved it.
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" club.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 2, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
241 votes!
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"I work my ass off every day in practice. How many other guys can say the same thing? Not many. I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worse thing you can say to a basketball player." - Dennis Rodman
261 is pretty good
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kobe bryant has score 67 pts since this article
in 2 games
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