Is it too early in the day for some drinking-game triggers? Only if you're a socialist!
Set phasers to GLUG upon any mention of:
- The number of years Jerry Sloan has been coach of the Jazz,
- How Carlos Boozer will be a free agent this summer,
- Pau Gasol's last second tip-in on Friday night,
- How Derek Fisher once played for Utah, or
- Mehmet Okur's Achilles.
Take it away, commenters.