Are you worried about which Lakers team will show up tonight?  I mean this is the second night of a back to back, and last night they looked like they were playing the third game of a back to back to back - in the same day.  That's how bad it was.  It can't get any worse than last night, can it? 

Let's exercise some faith and pray for their best.  Let's also say a prayer for Derek Fisher, because if he let's Aaron Brooks score 16+ points in the 1st Q, I'll be waiting in New Orleans, shotgun in hand, ready to put that old dog down.

Keeping up with Dex's drinking game, knock back a swig with any mention of:

• Ron Artest / Trevor Ariza Swap
• Last season's 7 Game series with Houston
• Daryl Morey's belief that Kevin Martin is "championship caliber starting 2-guard"
• Every point basket Fish gives up in the 1st Q

Have fun, be safe, and while you pray for Fish, I'll pray for your liver.