Daily Shenanigans

AP Writer Cory "Czheck" Carlson
El Segundo,CA

The defending NBA champions have the best record in the Western Conference and the best player in the world Adam Morrison. You would think the atmosphere in the Lakers locker room would be electric,well my friends this is not the case.

We will try to dissect the Lakers recent team chemistry issues, more after the jump

After being the key piece in the Lakers run to the 2009 NBA championship Adam Morrison thought that the world was his bag of candy,well it seems somebody put a yellow laffy taffy in his bag and he is none to pleased about it.

"How come two great players cant play together and win as a team" said Shaquille O'Neal former Laker Player

This year normally legendary coach Phil Jackson has taken more heat than dantes inferno for not finding playing time for the 6 ft 8,205 pound basketball god known as Adam Morrison.

"My presence is here to heal" said Adam Morrison as he drained a 3 point shot blindfolded

Lakers fans have publicly called for the dismissal of head coach Phil Jackson

"I use to have alot of respect for that guy, hes brought this city 4 championships in less than ten years now his legacy is tarnished" said Jack Nicholson life time Laker fan

"If i dont get more playing time im leaving the team and im taking the ball with me" quipped the innovator of excellence

The Lakers are faced with tremendous pressure to start the great one over the ball hog SG who has never won a championship without Shaq never scored 100 points in a NBA contest.

The "Basketball Jesus" has been forced to sit this season and has not started one game for the 47-18 Los Angeles Lakers

In a recent game against the Indiana Pacers (who also apparently play in the NBA) Adam Morrisons name was spoken by P.A announcer Lawrence Tanter, as the crowd erupted into orgasmic elation the "White Flag" as he is known by the SS&R community,simply smiled and approached the court,what happened next will be wrote into text books for the next 100 years.

His hair flowing,his shoes tied, this was a basketball moment that only the gifted athletes could share together over a In-N-Out Burger and a tall glass of Haterade

For 6 mins and 12 seconds (thats what she said)  the future hall of famer dazzled the sold out crowd with "WALIT's" unguardable 3 point pictures of beauty and a dunk that put Lebron James on notice for most spectacular NBA player of all time

Near the end of his short but heroic performance the human we call AMMO showed intensity and the heart of a champion something far from unknown for the greatest franchise in NBA history.

"When that guy Morrison plays we always win by 20 points" Tiffany Rogers informed us

Kevin Love battles for his life against Adam Morrison and the Lakers current DJ

Adam Morrison,25 who is a free agent after this season, is left with serious doubts about his future and role with this team.

Currently injured Laker Luke Walton sat down with us for about 5 hours and tried to explain Morrisons greatness but in the end we where all speechless.

Is Phil Jackson giving Morrison the bench treatment for his wild life outside the game of basketball?

"I dont know how many games ive won but you dont win by letting your players play you" said the Ten Master

Laker fan and Hip-Hop artist Czheck recently said "I dont usually drink but when i do, i do it big like Adam Morrison"

Is there a reason for Adam Morrisons excellent shooting touch? there is indeed.

Never has there been a more committed basketball enthusiast such as the tall lanky one.

Asked if he was the problem with the Lakers less than championship contender play as of late

"No,theres this tall ugly bearded man who complains about not getting enough shots and when he does get the ball he makes actor Michael Rapport look like Kevin Garnett" 

Vlad Radmanovic who was recently voted as the worst player to ever play for the lakers had these thoughts about Morrison "When you get traded for the best player in the world that really means something special"

asked wtf he was talking about Vlad had no clue.

The Conclusion:

The most skilled and confident Laker is forced to ride the bench as season tickets holders and fans all over the world are forced to suffer.

Can you feel the rage?

here are some links to get you threw your day,use them carefully

www.letmorrisonplay.com

www.benchkobe.com

www.firephiljackson.com

www.ammoftw.com

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Morrison

Thank you for reading my fan post i hope you enjoyed it and are now more informed