Adam Morrison demands playing time
by Czheck on Mar 10, 2010 2:19 AM PST
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The defending NBA champions have the best record in the Western Conference and the best player in the world Adam Morrison. You would think the atmosphere in the Lakers locker room would be electric,well my friends this is not the case.
We will try to dissect the Lakers recent team chemistry issues, more after the jump
After being the key piece in the Lakers run to the 2009 NBA championship Adam Morrison thought that the world was his bag of candy,well it seems somebody put a yellow laffy taffy in his bag and he is none to pleased about it.
"How come two great players cant play together and win as a team" said Shaquille O'Neal former Laker Player
This year normally legendary coach Phil Jackson has taken more heat than dantes inferno for not finding playing time for the 6 ft 8,205 pound basketball god known as Adam Morrison.
"My presence is here to heal" said Adam Morrison as he drained a 3 point shot blindfolded
Lakers fans have publicly called for the dismissal of head coach Phil Jackson
"I use to have alot of respect for that guy, hes brought this city 4 championships in less than ten years now his legacy is tarnished" said Jack Nicholson life time Laker fan
"If i dont get more playing time im leaving the team and im taking the ball with me" quipped the innovator of excellence
The Lakers are faced with tremendous pressure to start the great one over the ball hog SG who has never won a championship without Shaq never scored 100 points in a NBA contest.
The "Basketball Jesus" has been forced to sit this season and has not started one game for the 47-18 Los Angeles Lakers
In a recent game against the Indiana Pacers (who also apparently play in the NBA) Adam Morrisons name was spoken by P.A announcer Lawrence Tanter, as the crowd erupted into orgasmic elation the "White Flag" as he is known by the SS&R community,simply smiled and approached the court,what happened next will be wrote into text books for the next 100 years.
His hair flowing,his shoes tied, this was a basketball moment that only the gifted athletes could share together over a In-N-Out Burger and a tall glass of Haterade
For 6 mins and 12 seconds (thats what she said) the future hall of famer dazzled the sold out crowd with "WALIT's" unguardable 3 point pictures of beauty and a dunk that put Lebron James on notice for most spectacular NBA player of all time
Near the end of his short but heroic performance the human we call AMMO showed intensity and the heart of a champion something far from unknown for the greatest franchise in NBA history.
"When that guy Morrison plays we always win by 20 points" Tiffany Rogers informed us
Kevin Love battles for his life against Adam Morrison and the Lakers current DJ
Adam Morrison,25 who is a free agent after this season, is left with serious doubts about his future and role with this team.
Currently injured Laker Luke Walton sat down with us for about 5 hours and tried to explain Morrisons greatness but in the end we where all speechless.
Is Phil Jackson giving Morrison the bench treatment for his wild life outside the game of basketball?
"I dont know how many games ive won but you dont win by letting your players play you" said the Ten Master
Laker fan and Hip-Hop artist Czheck recently said "I dont usually drink but when i do, i do it big like Adam Morrison"
Is there a reason for Adam Morrisons excellent shooting touch? there is indeed.
Never has there been a more committed basketball enthusiast such as the tall lanky one.
Asked if he was the problem with the Lakers less than championship contender play as of late
"No,theres this tall ugly bearded man who complains about not getting enough shots and when he does get the ball he makes actor Michael Rapport look like Kevin Garnett"
Vlad Radmanovic who was recently voted as the worst player to ever play for the lakers had these thoughts about Morrison "When you get traded for the best player in the world that really means something special"
asked wtf he was talking about Vlad had no clue.
The Conclusion:
The most skilled and confident Laker is forced to ride the bench as season tickets holders and fans all over the world are forced to suffer.
Can you feel the rage?
here are some links to get you threw your day,use them carefully
www.letmorrisonplay.com
www.benchkobe.com
www.firephiljackson.com
www.ammoftw.com
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Morrison
Thank you for reading my fan post i hope you enjoyed it and are now more informed
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more info on morrison
Adam John Morrison was born in Glendive, Montana, on July 19, 1984. He attended high school at Mead in Washington, then continued his education at Gonzaga University. In 2006, Morrison was selected by the Charlotte Bobcats with the third pick in the NBA draft.
In his first season with the Bobcats, Morrison averaged 11.8 points and 2.9 rebounds in 78 games.NBA.com: Adam Morrison In 2007, Morrison suffered a knee injury and was forced to miss the entire 2007-2008 campaign.
Morrison will most likely be the only hall of famer from the 2006 nba draft
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Wow, you stole my fire Czheck
Seriously, and I thought I was the premier Ammo fan at SSR, I bow to thee.
I do need to point out some glaring inconsistencies with stats and what not, and athletic ability.
First of all, little known fact, Adam Morrison is one of the strongest players in the NBA. In fact, the Lakers need to incorporate special NASA-designed “TON” plates so Adam can get a workout. Visual proof, or “picture worth a thousand words” is all that’s needed.
Second of all, this is the craziest shiz. Adam Morrison invented the free-throw dunk. You see, Adam’s parents were healing blind children with their touch in Philadelphia, PA in early 1976. The actual unborn, pre-conceived reproductive blastules of Adam Morrison somehow psychically reached out to Dr. Julius Erving and inspired him to jump from the free throw.
The name Morrison is a derivative from Olde-Hyclonic-Norse from the roots “Morr” for “Demon” and “ison” for"Stache". Paying true homage to his heritage Adam often cultivates the most demonic mustache seen in the NBA. It’s said that once while making a “NBA Cares” commercial Adam Morrison brushed against Baron Davis, instigating a change from this:
to this:
“I owe a lot to Mr. Morrison”, said Baron Davis, visibly shaken and emotional.
Adam Morrison has been known to train with some of the most intense martial artists in the world to hone his mental focus or “Killer Instinct” that is necessary to take and make so many game winning shots.
“I like to train in front of Fire, with my bare chest. It makes the experience more intense and I love seeing Samurai swords shatter off my bare chest”.
Finally, conspiracy theorist rumors have been circulating the internet lately with stories of “The perfect gene” and “The longevity of Morrison”. In fact many people say that Adam Morrison may be a time-traveling super-soldier from the future, sent to earth to shake governments, move dynasties, and to be the promulgator of future generations of bad assness. Archive evidence has been posted, some of which you can see here:
Che…
Morrison?
An army follows? You be the judge.
by 99bc99 on Mar 10, 2010 9:52 AM PST reply actions 12 recs
Excellent post
Well played my friend. I def had to rec that and i think others will follow my decision.
I dont know how i missed pointing out that crucial info, my sources have truly let me down.
without you we would have never known about the Baron Davis incident or how Adam influenced NBA great Julius Erving.
while i had a feeling he was training with nasa tech, and sword fighting in his spare time i just didnt have any proof, the truth is now out there.
Also major props for breaking down Morrison into “Demon Stache” truly incredible work from you
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haha
Ammo looks like such a pothead in that second to last pic…
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
by shaqfor3 on Mar 12, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lol do you remember the lakers being on jimmy kimmel?
jimmy called out morrison near the end. you can watch it on this link or any preferred locations
http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2009/06/20/the-lakers-on-jimmy-kimmel-video/
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Adam Morrison is slowly becoming the Chuck Norris of basketball...
"I don't want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant" - Kobe Bryant
this article
is the byproduct of drinking and kobe hitting a game winner. i can only hope this article is onion quality
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THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST ANNOYING ARTICLE ON HERE
i get you were trying to be playful but damn dude… we need a moderator to filter this crap. I literally couldnt continue reading this cuz I felt i was getting stupider after each sentence…..
So some please save me the pain of reading this crap and tell me: Did Adam Morrison come out and demand playing time or not? Exact phrasing would be nice too.
In Kobe we trust!
dude
chill
"I got my caveman club"
Kobe Bryant
by Tagath on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I’m sorry if I’m the only one who doesn’t like to waste their time reading ludicrous articles. Lemme guess you guys are the same people that watch rerun episodes of “Deal or No deal” at 2pm on Wednesdays in your PJ’s?
Can someone just give me an answer to the question: Did Adam Morrison come out and demand playing time or not?
In Kobe we trust!
Then just don't read it. Seriously, you couldn't tell after this that it was a joke?
After being the key piece in the Lakers run to the 2009 NBA championship Adam Morrison thought that the world was his bag of candy,well it seems somebody put a yellow laffy taffy in his bag and he is none to pleased about it.
And I don’t watch “Deal or No Deal” at all. I just appreciate a good laugh.
by SoCalGal on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
can you not read? I did say I stopped reading it.
I made the mistake of giving the author of the benefit of the doubt by reading past the fluff. The other authors generally make some sort of joke to start their articles, but then get into substantive information. Sadly, there was no info to be had, just nonsense
In Kobe we trust!
you dont have anything else to do?
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by Czheck on Mar 12, 2010 12:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, no need for insults just because you don't have a sense of humor. Get over yourself.
by SoCalGal on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
seriously...
"Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this, "Never get into a pissing contest with Kobe Bryant!"
thanks for your input
im sure your comments will be written down in history with the great quotes of man
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My feelings about the whole "Bosh" trade thing.
Although, I would ask to have your post deleted. Ammo may be reading…
This is one of the funniest things I have read on any blog.
I love the satire!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 12, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
hahaha funny stuff
when I saw this:
This year normally legendary coach Phil Jackson has taken more heat than dantes inferno for not finding playing time for the 6 ft 8,205 pound basketball god known as Adam Morrison.
I originally read it as Morrison was 6 feet, and 8,205 pounds
Then I re-read it and got it
No, that's Charles Barkley...
6 feet, and 8,205 pounds
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
heeey! where the hell have you been?
are you out of retirement?
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Mar 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hey timbo!
Welcome back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
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And on the last day god made Kobe unstoppable,is it possible to stop something unstoppable?
lol..hilarious.
you are pretty funny guy.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t understand what is wrong with his shooting touch. He was the best coming out of college one year and he made the team because he was the best in the summer league. Just because the competition shouldn’t be the reason you can’t make a wide open shot. Must be the presh.
Magic made me a Laker fan.
i think its in his mind
and his injury was pretty horrific. from what i saw from youtube videos he was actually having a great career for the bobcats. hitting half court shots scoring 10 pts on a really really bad bobcats team. its ok hes got superpowers
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i guess
cuz if you watch the video below, he looks like the same slowish player he is now. same shot and everything.
Magic made me a Laker fan.
i just had to post this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt0VUSyVIr4
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
I never knew that Farmar had such a huge part in the end. He defended Ammo on the previous play
and then he ripped the ball from him. that is crazy.. that is the best part of college because every year in March you always see those type of amazing plays.. thnx for posting that.
"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Mar 15, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ammo allowed Farmar to take that ball, by the way
I mean, guppies don’t take things from Sharks. Ammo is a shark.
And the supposed “break down” or “crying” of Ammo was actually his heroic last minute attempt to realign the poles and magnetic field. Otherwise things would have been bad for man kind. Thank you for succeeding Adam, your “glory tears” set the world right again.
Uhm.. good video :P
by 99bc99 on Mar 15, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funniest moment of last nights game
Monta’s shot misses and Ammo runs out onto the floor arms above his head congratulating everyone. At least I believe it was him. Either way he seemed to be the only one really excited about the win. lol.
didnt you know?
he blocked that shot with his mind he felt like he was part of the victory. lol
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adam was ready
to vanquish farmar,we might not have ever seen him again had adam not spared his life
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And on the last day god made Kobe unstoppable,is it possible to stop something unstoppable?
What they didn't show was Ammo's gaze actually lit the ball boy on fire
They had to rush the ball boy to the hospital, but the boy made an amazing recovery, winning the lottery to boot…
by 99bc99 on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Adam Morrison = Darko Milicic?
Man, Larry Brown sure knows how to destroy lottery picks.
Good post. Funny.
But…I wish Ammo played more. He’s, after all, a better player than Sasha and Josh Powell…
Chupa! Chupa!
by DonaldSterlingSucks on Mar 20, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
What game are you speaking about, poker or foosball?
I wish Ammo played more. He’s, after all, a better player than Sasha and Josh Powell…
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
I can appreciate the article and the humor, but i can’t look past the the throw blanket with one of the worlds biggest pieces of shit being on your wall bro. Anyone who thinks that lowlife killer is cool or that he stood up for something cool is dilusional at best. The piece of trash was a communist supporter,sympathizer and assasin…..real cool person to be glorifying.I’m sorry for the rant but this is a subject very dear to my heart, and personal
If practice makes perfect....
Yet nobodies perfect.....
Then why practice ???
you mean on adams wall
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And on the last day god made Kobe unstoppable,is it possible to stop something unstoppable?
This isn't the place for your rant.
And AMMO probably isn’t reading it any way.
by SoCalGal on Mar 22, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
if he wants to rant about it here he can, its a public forum. We have had much more controversial/off topic convos here on the SS&R.
If you don’t like it, no one is forcing you to read it.
In Kobe we trust!
You're right, no one is forcing me to read it,
but the admins will tell everyone to lay off the politics, no matter how personal the feelings behind it. This is indeed a public forum, about BASKETBALL. Don’t try to start any crap with me, okay? His comment wasn’t just off-topic, it was inappropriate for this particular public forum. I’ve been commenting on this AMMO fanpost since it was posted. You, on the other hand, thought it so juvenile that you simply couldn’t continue reading it. Why are you in here telling me not to read it?
on a lighter note
The people have voted and the people have decided adam morrisons fate.
the poll results dont lie
Should Phil Jackson find a way to incorporate the greatness of Adam Morrison in the triangle offense? The choices are yours
35%
Yes!
197 votes
22%
No!
128 votes
4%
Fire Phil Jackson
26 votes
16%
Bench Kobe
93 votes
20%
Let Ammo Play
114 votes
558 votes
311 votes for adam “more than” morrison to get some form of playing time
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And on the last day god made Kobe unstoppable,is it possible to stop something unstoppable?
So gal let me get this straight, because it is a basketball forum and you like the thread, if he had a pic of a child being beaten or molested then i guess we couldn’t speak out about it here right? You are what is soooooo wrong with this country we live in.What does Ammo reading it matter anyways?Who the hell cares if he does?
If practice makes perfect....
Yet nobodies perfect.....
Then why practice ???
And now for something completely different
Can you find waldo?
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Once he puts on "The Face" it does not matter if the basket wants the ball, its gonna accept the ball-Kobe Law amendment 24
You know wha'ts crazy
That arrow isn’t photo shopped in. God was showing Michael the person he has on earth battling evildoers and supporting the God’s favorite team (the Lakers if you didn’t know).
Erm, happy Easter, speaking of God.
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
Is there Heaven for a Laker?
I think Dr Buss would agree
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Once he puts on "The Face" it does not matter if the basket wants the ball, its gonna accept the ball-Kobe Law amendment 24
AMMMOOO
This post is seriously funny, it should have a warning on it!
by Belgian Chocolate Lake on Aug 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
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