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The Last Days of Ammo

Pretty soon, we won't have Adam Morrison to kick around anymore. At the very latest he's gone right after this season - from the Lakers definitely, but maybe from the league as well. It could also be a lot earlier than that. It's possible, in fact, we've already seen his last hurrah as a Laker.

The Lake Show hosts Golden State on Tuesday night and Boston on Thursday. By the time the latter game tips off, the trade deadline will have come and gone. There's almost no chatter about the Lakers making any kind of deal, but that can change fast and without warning. And if any trade happens, Ammo and his bloated expiring contract will be shipped out.

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Have you thought about how you'll feel? About what your reaction will be when you hear that he's been sent packing, never again to appear in purple and gold? Most likely you'll feel nothing concerning Adam himself. You'll be glad the Lakers upgraded their bench - any sentient organism will be an upgrade - and attention will swivel to the new kid in class. 

And that's how it should be. There's no point in oversentamentalizing Morrison's time as Laker. He arrived a little over a year ago in the Radmanovic salary dump, and whatever novelty charms he might have possessed faded quickly next to the real-world usefulness of Shannon Brown. At no point was he a vessel for Laker fan hopes and dreams. At no point did he tempt Phil Jackson to make him part of the rotation. He entered our lives as Taco Unit material and will leave the same way.

Still, during his short stay in our world, we've always had a soft spot for him. His awkwardness and painfully apparent lack of ability lend him an everyman appeal. When we see him enter a game in garbagio time, stumble around for a few minutes and miss a shot or two, we can imagine, however distantly, what it might be like if we were to step onto an NBA court. This, despite AMMO being way more athletic than most of humanity and making more money just this season than most of us will make in our lives.

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As I ponder Adam's imminent departure, I find myself thinking back to Kwame Brown. The two of them are notorious draft bustolas, both selected in the high lottery by Michael Jordan, both of whom arrived in Lakerdom after washing out with their initial teams. Both are and will remain easy, Smush Parkeresque punchlines for years to come. The irony is that Kwame is an object of some bitterness among Laker fans despite having performed way, way better on the court than has Morrison, toward whom none of us bear any ill will.

The reason, of course, is that AMMO has never been asked to do a thing for the Lakers. He's not played a minute of any real consequence. When he's on the court he can be as inept as he wants, and it doesn't make a skosh of difference to the team's fortunes. Kwame, however... Kwame we depended on, and he let us down. That might be more our fault than his. It's not like he forced Mitch Kupchak to trade Caron Butler for him, or to make him a supposedly key ingredient of post-Shaq reconstruction.

To me it's a reminder that how we perceive players doesn't strictly or even predominantly depend on how they actually play. Context and an unstable grading curve matter enormously. We've grown fond of Morrison, if not exactly attached to him, because we can afford to be. Had the ball ever been in his hands on a crucial possession, I suspect we'd feel much less warmly toward him.

Luckily for everyone involved, that's not going to happen. I do hope, however, that he gets one last run as a Laker this Tuesday night, preferably with tacos hanging in the balance. Let's face it: that's how we're all going to remember him.

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Good choice.. I think

Didn’t get to watch the Game lol – should I bother watching the reply in an hour and a half?

"That's a giant sig " - Ben R.

by Saurav A. Das on Feb 14, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

it wasnt very exciting…

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Feb 14, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Feb 14, 2010 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

im confused too

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Feb 14, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s almost no chatter about the Lakers making any kind of deal, but that can change fast and without warning. And if any trade happens, Ammo and his bloated expiring contract will be shipped out.

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Feb 14, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, thanks

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Feb 14, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It helps if you read the write-up.

"There is no substitute for hustle and if you don't hustle there will be a substitute." -Tex Winter

by intuitive on Feb 14, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Much as I would like an upgrade to the bench I think they’ll let his contract expire to help give Dr Buss some well deserved luxury tax relief. Can’t say I would blame them a bit.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Feb 14, 2010 11:32 PM PST reply actions  

For the record

I think Ammo saw a few second quarter minutes this year. It may have been against the Nets :).

Also for the record, this guy tears up the D-League and Summer league, so despite the fact that he’s white, awkward, and below average skills for an NBA player, he would still school all of us on the court.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Feb 14, 2010 11:38 PM PST reply actions  

and with a nickname like 'Ammo'

he’ll wind up somewhere as a bench player

by RudeMood19 on Feb 14, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OT regarding the All-Star thread pic

It’d be awesome if the Lakers had 3 players in the ASG again. Those were the days, Nick the Quick, Eddie and Kobe :)

But dang, ASG is soooo boring without Kobe in it. Yeah, I’m biased but god lord, you know with Kobe in the last second of the game, he’ll get you chance of a good game winner.

Back to Ammo, it’ll be interesting to see how the Lakers deal with his expiring contract. At least he got a ring :)

Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.

by PeanutButterSpread on Feb 14, 2010 11:54 PM PST reply actions  

Can you guys stop calling him AMMO now?

That’s Morrow’s nickname now. (He’s gunning 45%+ from the arc)

by Aliengames on Feb 15, 2010 3:59 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

"When kobe is on fire, basically, you lose the game" -Philly Morrison

by hellokobe on Feb 15, 2010 5:29 AM PST up reply actions  

oh

you meant Morrow haha

had to think for a moment there

I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter, that makes stairs. -The Office

by Jonny Somers-Harris on Feb 15, 2010 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

can the lakers realistically get hinrich in exchange for sasha and ammo?

by bobc-lakersfan on Feb 15, 2010 7:30 AM PST reply actions  

yes

portland might possibly take sasha and his fat contract should they land tyrus thomas…

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Feb 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Bye Ammo

There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be commited against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the LimeLight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.

by BrittneyM on Feb 15, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Some one please get at me with this, what are other possible guards the Lakers could aquire other than Kirk Hinrick?

by 15xtimeNBAchamps on Feb 15, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

do we really even need a point gaurd???

fisher is clutch and makes clutch plays in playoffs all the time…. it seems like farmar has turned the corner and shannnon can play PG if anyone gets injured… or sucks

by matthewmafa on Feb 15, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

we need a replacement for sasha

someone who can work in the two guard position and occasionally play PG

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Feb 15, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bulls Need to include Salmons in this deal.

Then i would feel much better about it…The Blazers gettin Tyrus Thomas is kraaazy though…They are gonna be ultra athletic with him and the rest of those guys…We might see em in the 1st round and with the problems we have in the Rose Garden that could be a baad match-up for The Lakers…We would still win but a terrible match-up nonetheless

Kobe isnt good, he's just better than your favorite player

by EmmCeee on Feb 15, 2010 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

im thinking farmar might have to go should this deal be made

hinrich is gonna put us further over the salary cap if we keep farmar….

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Feb 15, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you didn't watch The Rockets- Blazers series last year

Any team that makes the playoffs is a tough matchup. That’s why it’s the playoffs, anything, does and usually can happen. As far as the Blazers, I guess you forgot that Brandon Roy hates playing against one player in particular. Hint: he wears purple and gold and his number is 37.

by GRICE on Feb 15, 2010 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

Lakers don't really care what Artest does...

…in the regular season. They brought him in just for the possible playoff matchups: Roy, Melo, Caron now, RJ/Manu, Pierce, and try to at least slow down LeBreezy.

by I Fix Machine on Feb 15, 2010 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

well

lets hope he starts wearing some comfortable shoes..

by matthewmafa on Feb 15, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the guy. I like all creatures really...

He got to the NBA, he’s scored some points, and he has a ring. Not too shabby. He also averaged around 11 points a game his first season in the league. I’m not saying “what if” about his injury, I’m just saying he’ll be a kick-around maybe for a few years, if not in Europe.

I mean, in watching the time he plays he has shown a lot more intensity this year than before.

Okay, okay… I also liked Slava…

by 99bc99 on Feb 16, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

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