Lamar Odom's Lips Are Softer Than Yours
by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 6:46 PM PST
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That's not a headline I expected to use when I rolled out of bed this afternoon, but hey. Here we are. Life sure is an adventure sometimes.
If you've ever wondered about the texture of Lamar Odom's lips or whether he knows how to use them, his spouse Khloe Kardashian (known to some SS&R commenters as "Kole Kardassian") is here to help. Earlier today on her blog, in what she calls "the spirit of Valentine's Day," she listed the top 10 things she loves about Lamar. I'd love nothing more to make fun of it because I'm jealous and lead a life devoid of human affection, but honestly it's kind of touching.
2. I love Lamar's eyes. They are big and brown but they tell you so much about him because he always stares directly into your eyes.
3. His Lips... He has amazingly soft lips. He knows how to use them :)
Aww, I wish my wife would say such nice things about me! Is something I might write if I were married. Unfortunately, girls terrify me and I've never actually interacted with one, unless you count all these Cinemax channels I subscribe to.
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Dex, All-Star thread nao
And awesome post.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Thanks - You can treat this as the all-star Friday night thread
We’ll have dedicated threads up for the dunk contest tomorrow and the game on Saturday, but since there are no Lakers in action tonight, I just couldn’t justify the 60 seconds of work it would require on my part.
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
The real question is
Why aren’t you reading it?
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think Gordon has the elevation to do that dunk
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
For a second there
He was getting booed by an arena full of 11-year-old girls.
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
I know, it's hilarious
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
DeRozan has this
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
That would have been damn good if Gordon threw that down
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Whoever actually texts in a vote
should have their mobile phone confiscated.
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DeRozan won?
SURPRISE OF THE CENTURY!
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Worst. Dunk-in. Ever.
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
It would help if we actually had a set of evenly matched players
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
The in-game dunk Blair had
Was better than any of the dunks DeRozan or Gordon had.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
If Nate Robinson wins tomorrow
It’s going to be a complete crock.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Nate Robinson is giving 2nd half strategy tips
“Work the ball into Love in the post.”
This is getting surreal. Even more surreal, I mean.
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Evans' finishing ability is positively ridiculous
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
wow that dunk in thing was just horrific
no wonder everyone says all star weekend is a joke
There's a reason the main event is tomorrow
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
the regular one sucks too
at least the last few years have (cept for 08 with Dwight Howard)
Watching All-Star Friday night
is making me question a lot of my life choices.
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All-Star Friday is completely boretastic
Rookies are killing the Sophmores.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Feb 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
If the trade rumors of Amare going to Cavs
and Butler to Dallas are true
Then, I see why not we can’t get Chris Paul for Adam Morrison.
Get it done Mitch :)
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Feb 12, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions
I knew the Cavs would be brought up eventually...even when it's about Valentine's Day
I don’t like this one little bit. Amare can’t play defense and he needs Steve Nash to force feed him lay-ups. We cannot give up Ilgauskas for him; Shaq needs another back-up center and it shouldn’t be Varejao. What happened the Spurs going after Amare?
Kevin Love is still amazing at outlet passes
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
lol guys, you dont have to torture yourself by watchin that
theres a great game with Pitt and West Virginia on ESPN.
Pau in the broadcast booth
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
wow, so dallas gonna get Butler, Haywood and Stevenson
No doubt they want Haywood to defend against our bigs. If they do land him too, they are our biggest challengers hands down.
Meh, Bynum can score on Haywood
Don’t get me wrong — they definitely become better — but we still cause too many matchup problems for them.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
how did Bynum do on haywood earlier this year?
when he was guarding Drew i mean. I missed that game.
by desecrator09 on Feb 12, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
Not bad
12 points on 4-5 shooting, 4-6 from the line, 5 rebounds in 30 minutes. He had a relatively quiet game because both Kobe and Gasol were performing well.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
i dont understand wtf washington is thinking
Caron should be the one guy they should keep. He’s relatively young, a good guy, and someone they could build a young team around. If anyone, it should be Jamison they need to shop.
by desecrator09 on Feb 12, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Eh, they all need to go
Washington really needs to blow up that team at this point. We’re talking really long-term rebuilding.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
I'm about to hit the local Wawa
For snacks as soon as this game is done.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
better than mines
had Top Ramen with some canned chicken on top of it (to make it look fancy)
Hahahaha, Marc
“I don’t think he’s a big man — he’s a power forward.”
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Oh, and he was referring to Pau
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Minnesotans sure do
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
Rookie-Soph game
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
That's tomorrow
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by DexterFishmore on Feb 12, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Pau:
“Defense is not always present in these games…”
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Blair has 20 rebounds
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
finally the best part of All star friday
TNT Inside the NBA highlights
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Wade:
“I don’t think Charles knows anything about basketball.”
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
yeah this is great stuff
everything is entertaining. I need to get ready to get going tonight, but i can’t turn this off
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
especially if the main guy they’re giving up in return is josh howard, who is having a terrible year.
When I heard that on the radio
For some reason I heard Caron and Jamison instead of Caron and Stevenson to Dallas for Howard. For that brief moment, I understood how the rest of the world felt about the Pau Gasol trade.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I agree
Howard and Caron are comparable players at the top of their game, in my opinion. We still match up against Dirk better than any team in the league in my opinion.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
baaaah
i wish they wouldnt tape delay the olympics…vancouver is in our time zone!!!
"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."
LMAO! Great post Dex!
this
known to some SS&R commenters as “Kole Kardassian”
had me in stitches, lol!
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