This is the second in a series of fanposts celebrating the SS&R persona of Lakers assistant coach Brian Shaw: one of the most significant contributors, both on and off the court, to the team's' success for more than a decade.

Welcome to the Shawfather saga!

Previous episodes:

Part I - Farewell to the Maker

Recommended reading:

"A Guide to Silver Screen and Roll Memes" | "Brian Shaw's Vengeance Throughout History"
"The Official Brian Shaw Championship Thread/Thread of Champions"

In Part II, Lakers underboss Phil Jackson takes a meeting with Miami Heat boss PAT RAILLY three days before Christmas. They choose a public location and initially put on smiles to help disguise the grave nature of the business at hand. But the pleasantries don't last long on either man's part. . . .

Meanwhile, the players take up positions to assault and defend the Lakers' MONEY.

Look for updates to this episode in the comments up until and after the Christmas Day Heat-Lakers game. . . .