This Article is rated G for "Greezy" you have been warned,dont read if you are easily offended by nothing.

The people of Minnesota are very simple,upon my arrival i was made king and fed ribs and provided double chocolate stout all winter. MOATS AFTER THE JUMP

Moat as promised.

We attack under the cover of darkness,Laker Nation heads to the newly renamed "Matt Barnes Center"

If you have never been to a NBA game the first thing you must do when you arrive at the arena is spend $7.50 on one beer (Best Miller Lite i ever had)

Andrew Bynum sighting,first thought in my head "Jizz in my pants hes back"

The Timberwolves fan in front of me with the bruins hat left immediately after the first quarter,when the Timberwolves had the lead... I guess when you get that call from Bakersfield you have to go

48 mins in a game buddy...support your 5th place northwest division team

You cant tell from the photo but Laker Nation is out in full force,id say about 20 percent of the fans if not more. In 2008 when i went the timberwolves fans where chanting MVP every time Kobe got to the line.

2 cheerleaders recognize me and ask for my autograph

Being the mega famous celeb that i am Czheck Productions  (<---shameless self promotion, link opens in new window) I was recognised almost instantly and forced into taking this picture

Darko went for a Quadruple double

Kurt Rambis was the best thing to ever happen to T-Wolves they are playing alot smarter and harder

Beasly thinks hes the leader of the team

I only yelled KAHN once but i yelled BRIAN SHAW at least ten times

Kobe had one of his worst games ive ever seen and ended with 20 plus

Luke Walton played,same as Ebanks and Caracter in super dumptruck garbage time

Sasha is the worst basketball player of all time.