SS&R Junkie Just Got Hitched- Laker Style
We're all blessed to be able to enjoy the Lakers, day in, day out; whether it be the off season, the season, or the post season. There's always either an abundance of news concerning them, or enough information to keep one addicted until the next Laker floodgate opens and a trade is announced, an Andrew Bynum is put on ice for a few months, a Sasha is burned by a fellow Slovenian, a Ron Ron rescues an orphanage of children from a house fire wearing nothing but his boxers and his 2010 championship Lakers jersey he never took off, or (I know, I know, this one's kind of mundane; expected even) Kobe hits another game winner. Game winners. Kobe. Yawn. Thank you LA.
via www.pe.com
But you see, this website is also "a big deal." I feed my monster here; I sate my addiction. Google Chrome knows this, and it simply defaults to SS&R if I type an "s," a "w," or even an "h" (http:// for you nerds like me) whether I be on my home, work, or my girlfriends computer. Girlfriend? Wait, what? Yea, I've gotta fix that. Why? This SS&R junkie just got married: yes, a beautiful fall wedding.
Ahh... the ol' two becomes one deal. I'm sure a couple of you embarked on that journey a long time ago yourselves! Well, my time came, and it was a joyous occasion!
But, not only did I get married, I put on the ol' ball and chain with a purple and gold twist. Little did I know, my wife to be planned a small surprise for me in the form of grooms cake(s) and little basketballs and Laker cozies all over the reception hall. People (children and young adults; everyone but the old fogies) were playing faux basketball, pictures were taken, and merriment was had. How could I not share the joy with my fellow SS&R addicts? I just had to.
First off, yea, we hit that aisle, attached said ball and chain, and I walked/drove in a rather docile/thankful/relieved manner to the reception. Alas, at the venue, what surprise did I encounter? My grooms cake was excellent! My wife was happy, then furious, as she stormed to find out who neglected to follow her instructions of making Kobe #24 and Ron #15. I soothed her and told her it was still absolutely perfect, and the joyous celebration continued. Secretely, I was mostly impressed she knew of the Ron Ron number change (She actually listens to me when I talk basketball!?? Poor Her), I was also unsurprised the cookie cake people didn't bother to consult her notepad because... well... people are lazy.
These were in several places...
As were these!
Of course, the brides cake...
We ate and drank and dance and drank and ate and danced!
Sadly (Happily, for me), the time to depart has come, and I thank you guys for sharing this occasion! Have a wonderful day!
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Until his dying day as an NBA player, every time Bryant raises that lone index finger skyward in the universal sign of being the best, it'll resonate as a symbol of even more.
Great to hear that
You and your wife now have rings, just like the Lakers!
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
Congragulations
I haven’t been here long but for you to share this with everyone on this site it must mean something special to you. That Lakers surprise was awesome. Does she have a sister? lol j/k.
She does
and shes her maid of honor in the picture!
OMG. Love this.
This is the most darling fanpost ever. A Lakers and a wedding-themed post, all in one? Yeah, I’m a sucker for both of those things!
First of all – Congrats to you and your bride! She is absolutely lovely and tell I think her dress is gorgeous. So pretty, so elegant. I love it. You are a luck, lucky man, man friend. (you look very handsome, too, I might add)
Second – Thanks so much for sharing your special day with us. That’s so cool and I loved reading and seeing all about it. It’s interesting that we are all basically strangers, yet, you wanted to share the most important day in your life up to this point with us. Aww. SSR is great, and you know, I think it actually makes me a better and more active Laker fan, in a way. If that makes any sense?
Third – Wedding’s over, now get working on those kids! : )
Thanks again for sharing. This was so fun to read.
by BigSkyCat on Oct 8, 2010 8:16 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Um, J,
do we need to take you outside and have a little “birds and the bee’s” conversation?
I’m a little worried, ‘cause if you don’t know what kids are, it makes me wonder if you know how they are made, and if you don’t know how they are made, well, that isn’t going to make for a very auspicious beginning to your marriage. If you get my drift. : )
Oh, and so very sorry for all the typos in my above post. The 5th sentence in my second paragraph should have read: "You are a lucky, lucky man, my friend."
I don’t really care when typos happen to other people as I’m not a grammar nazi, but I do mind when they happen to me. I’m actually kind of anal about that stuff and it was really bugging me. My own kids were trying to kill each other upstairs as I was writing that, so obviously I had to go check on them and got in a hurry as I was typing. Sorry. : )
LOL at your paragraph expose on typos
I still haven’t forgiven you for the “FLAG” you gave me! I half expected you to flag this fanpost woman!
Seriously, though, I wanna know what I said that got flagged, because I probably deserved it! I’m a rationally passionate irrational Laker fan, it gets awkward sometimes…
epic
congratulations!!!
you got a rec from me…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
Jevon O-My-Goodness has a Mrs. O-My-Goodness and her name isn't SoCalGal?
I would hate her but she seems totally fucking awesome, and her dress is stunning! BTW, who is that good lookin’ dude walking her down the aisle? Wait, that’s you?! Niiiiice.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Thanks so much
Notice I put a dash of Lewis Monroe in there!
And it was perfect. Some people keep changing it, but yours was right on.
In all seriousness, very happy for you.
{wiping away tears of joy}
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Thank you.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
BTW, does this mean we're uninvited for dinner?
My bags are already packed.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
change of venue....
dinner is now at blue’s!!
(that’s closer for me, anyway, and besides, he’s not married yet as far as I know, so we’d be more than welcome there, I figure.)
; )
Yea my house it is :)
It’ll be authentic Mexican cuisine here, so bring your appetites!
And I’m not married, I’m still a ways off. :)
Queensbridge.
Sweet 16
well, honey,
when your time comes, you’ll have two outstanding, detailed, and organized wedding planners to help you out. Myself and SCG. We’ll help you do a Laker-themed wedding. No problemo…. Oh, and it looks as though Sarge will be doing your bachelor party planning for you. Oh, boy. Can SCG and I come to that, too? That’d be all kinds of fun, I’m sure. : )
think of te movie with Tom Hanks....old movie
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
"Bachelor Party" was such a fun movie for the time.
That was right after his Bosom Buddies days.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL yup! great flick for the 80s
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys are so thoughtful. :)
I hope Sarge doesn’t go overboar- who am I kidding. lol
And SCG would be proud when I say that my pants are staying zipped up! lol
Queensbridge.
Sweet 16
LOL, indeed I am, at least when it's appropriate for them to be.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL id never
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ROOOOAAAAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Lol
The first the thing I thought of when I saw this post was, “Oh SCG is gonna be crushed.”
And Jevon tell your wife her dress is gorgeous as is she. I love how all the girls on this thread have to comment on her dress.
Ah, you know me well.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Congrats Man!!!
Hope you have a long and happy life together…Heres to many little laker rugrats in your future….
"They call me the Muffin Man"
Awesome my brother! Awesome!
AND WHERE IN THE HELL WERE THE INVITES! JK Thanks for posting this!
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
Congrats bro!!
You have no idea how jealous some us are right now. A Laker-themed wedding???
How could I not share the joy with my fellow SS&R addicts? I just had to.
This is yet another testament to how SSR has grown in just over a year and a half.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
AMMO's stache + Shaw's power = 2 Titles
+1
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
Seriously,
I am barley getting my gf to watch basketball. She loved the playoffs, now i’m just trying to help her become a regular.
A laker themed wedding, that is so freaking dope. I am sending her the link to this page as we speak….Just in case.
"They call me the Muffin Man"
by true_lakerfan on Oct 8, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You gotta associate the game with positive emotions
Treat her well leading up to and after the game.
Make the game a positive experience.
She doesn’t have to watch the whole thing, maybe even just pieces to begin with. You know, the end (last 5 minutes) of a close game you think LA will win… some highlights… some random facts about the players to endear her to the team dynamic. See?
Plant foils (villians) on the other team by telling stories of what player X did that was mean to our team (aka Ray Allen/Kobe beef. Garnett abusing Pau. Shaq betraying LA) Usually make the story slant in LA’s favor. Mention Kobes COMPLETE 180 he’s done in his life… and his multiple apologies and obsession with being a family man now; non-single women hate adulterers.
FYI, single ones don't like adulterers too much either.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
But some do
Male or female.
They don’t care bc if they know the person is an adulterer it is attractive to them because it makes that person “still available.” You know what I mean. Hell, we all know what I mean.
I know what you mean, just pointing out that we're not all looking for unavailable men.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
I cannot wait for the season to start
We’ll only grow more
Jevon O.......WTF??? No Bachelor party??
As the Sarge of this site i am upset because we coulda……Naw bro just kiddin. Congrats man!! life will be forever different as you now go through it with a partner! It is totally swell to do something all the time with another. Lakers theme wedding eh? well you got one up on me homeboy!
Im happy for you bro and i’ll tip one up for u 2! Cheers! Hazzah!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
we coulda hit Vegas......like a wolf pack!!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hell to the YEAH!!!
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
OK Ray and LALthreeduece is wit me......now im not a one man wolf pack no mo!
LOL
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LMAOROFL!!!
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
Yeah Ray dont roll on the floor though unless its with dice and im side
bettin with some loot!
Gimme the loot, gimme the loot!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah! typical sarge!
“No Bachelor party??” hahahaha
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
LOL Bernel! Mafia Unite!!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
believe it or not
i was thinking, “sarge’ll probably ask why he was not invited to the bachelor party” or something… then i read that comment when i scrolled down. i literally laughed out loud.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
LOL good to know somebody understands im always down for the a good time!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
what's the saying?
“Preachers kids, teacher’s kids, those in law enforcement, and those in the military all party the hardest”?
haha never heard that....but i bet tis true!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
That is it
Teachers were always the craziest!
My bad on the Bach party!
I didn’t even have one, to be honest. My friends did take me out one night before my best man got back from Iraq, and we hit the town one last time, toasted it up and called it a day. Well, except for my good friend; he didn’t ever make it back to the house that night… lol.
LOL Jevon O!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Did someone say
Bach party?
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
It is, isn't it?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
I think that photo,
or maybe another one that is perhaps a bit closer would make a fabulous profile pic for J. He doesn’t currently have one, after all?
I think the dance photo would be a great profile pic.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL, all you needed was some mac to go along with it.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
touche mon frair
yea… I dont know what the hell I just said. French is not my specialty.
Actually you attempted to call me your brother, but it's cool.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
by the way, what were the tokens/giveaways?
Lakers stuff like this?

If so, it’s a pity we were not there.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
These were in several places…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
hey, bernel,
they are called wedding favors, and yeah, if so, that was a hell of a nice gift. I want.
yeah, favors. forgot that term. thanks.
but we also call them “tokens” in the Philippines…
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
You learn something new everyday...
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
meh who cares what the shit is called......ITS FREE GIFTS!!!!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
and not only that...
it’s free LAKERS MERCHANDISE!!!
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
yeah!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah.
hehe. not really “learn”, but “reminded”.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
Oh!
I wasn’t trying to be snotty in my reply, honest. I just thought that if you’d never been married or had never been involved in the details in someone else’s wedding, you might not truly know. Sorry! And yes, in the end, it’s really just free shit, and the free shit at Jevon’s wedding was fab!
oh, i never thought of your reply as snotty. it was a sincere "thanks"
did i sound i was trying to tell you that i think your reply was snotty with my comment there? sorry…
lol. it gets confusing sometimes. all’s well among SSRers.
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
wow
congrats man
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
WOW! congrats, man!
best wedding ever? y/n? definitely yes! this is sucha sweet fan post, shows how much SS&R has grown in only 1 year and a half. i hope you and your lovely bride many years of happiness! :)
3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.
It was my ONLY wedding ever
So, its both my best and my worst ;)
It was good times, and thanks for the well wishes
Nice. Aren't you lucky for finding a woman who actually tolerates you tuning her out during Laker games
(or am I assuming too much? haha)
"If you're afraid to fail, you're probably going to. You know, Fuck it."
-Kobe Bean Bryant
Assuming too much
if she needs me and I’m not listening….. {shudders}
LOL my bad
Here’s to hoping that she doesn’t need you during the closing seconds of a Game 7, with the Lakers trailing by 1.
"If you're afraid to fail, you're probably going to. You know, Fuck it."
-Kobe Bean Bryant
Going tomorrow
working my butt off getting all the plans set in stone… going overseas to 3 different countries!
which ones??
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
Hey ive been to a few countries….lets see like the rest of you’s ive been to Canadia, Mexico, then there is Japan, Brazil, Argentina, Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, Germany, Austria, Italy, Czech, France, Poland, Holland……..and a few others….lol
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL yeah well the military has afforded me some good times and paid me for living/staying
in these places
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been
Milaysia, Australia, Hong Kong, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, (does Mexico and Canada count) and Cleveland
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
Sorry Wave Ocean couldn't resist...
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
haha ummmm
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WaveOcean sounds like good people
as do most of the folks I’ve read on the Cavs’ blog.
But after having been to Cleveland, it’s one of my least favorite places on the planet.
lmao
but at least they’re not DETROIT!
THEY’RE NOT DETROIT!!
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
I was on a business trip with a stop in Cleveland
back in the ‘90s, and I’m trying to find my gate at the airport to leave. I approach a girl working at one of the concession stands, ask for directions, and she looks at me in true, naive, utter amazement and says, “Oh, you speak English?!”
I’m like, really?? This is an INTERNATIONAL airport. This is the 1990s, not the 1890s. Must’ve been my L.A. Valley accent or something.
Now Detroit, I can’t speak for, though between photos, video, news accounts, and natives of the city calling it an armpit — yeah — it’s not on my “must see” list.
Coward.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LOL, cold blooded!
C’mon SCG, Detroit’s almost too in the gutter, economically and NBA-wise, to kick in the teeth. It’s so bad for Detroit now that I can’t muster my Detroit hate from the ’80s.
I don’t have a reason to hate Miami yet, and love the vibe in that town — though I may need to put chicken wire in front of the flat screen when the Lakers play them.
Now, I have an even better story about why Dallas/Ft. Worth is not my “must see” list either, but since no Mavericks fan is here seeking empathy, I’ll leave that be for now.
I was actually referencing
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
Yeah, I was just looking for a reason to share that vid. lol.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
LOL, that is awesome.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
LMAO@cleveland!!
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rome for a day, malta for a few days, then all over greece for another few days
be back in about two weeks
Have an awesome time and give our best to your new bride!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Very nice!
Just a romantic getaway, or did you guys work something basketball related into the honeymoon too?
LOL, serious reply fail.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
ha!
That’s just what I was just thinking as I’m pretty sure he wasn’t trying to imply that you were going along on the honeymoon, too? Hilarious. Thanks for the morning laugh, Koshu.
Oh man . . .
Now, I know you saved a table centerpiece for each of the SS&R ladies here. Right? . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4DLAGW3a0
I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.
That's sweet. I love that movie.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Never seen this movie yet
inb4 SCG growls at me. lol.
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
WHAT?!?!?!?!
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5618/invisibleboomb128511001mj2.jpg
These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson
You can "Say Anything" to me.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Congrats!
That’s the wedding of my dreams, and it must have been one of the happiest moments of your life
"I don't mind being the goat. I don't mind being the villain, hated. I've been that my whole career, so it's not like that's anything new. I don't mind people jumping on the bandwagon or jumping off. I just focus on playing the game." -Ron Artest
2nd to the lakers beating the celtics last year I'm sure
:)
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
makes me wonder...
anybody knows a laker fan that married a celtic fan? lol…
or will you marry someone you love in spite of him or her being a celtic fan?
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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis
"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant
kobe bryant=batman
I would just to rub it in their faces when the lake show beats them
To a certain sportsguy: shouldn’t the fact that our best player, and the only superstar in this championship series, shot just 6-24, AND YOU STILL LOST, be a testament to the overall ability and greatness of our team, rather than a negative to that certain player? If anything it says a little something more about your team. We beat you even though our best scorer only made 6 shots? Ouch. That’s almost as painful as Tom Brady’s Justin Bieber haircut.
-Rory Stillman
Grats, looks like fun
For me its the consistent inconsistency that concerns me - PAGFL
It's always AMMO Time, in spirit- DexterFishmore
lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32
Only thing missing was AMMO performing the ceremony, right?
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
Ceremony? AMMO should have been the best man.
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
AMMO's stache + Shaw's power = 2 Titles
by LakerAce on Oct 8, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the best man? psssshhh
The better man! lol
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
failure i replied to Ace
"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon
In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap
"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart
by Sarge Clemins on Oct 8, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
congratulations sir!
Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT
you know what?
If I didn’t know better I’d say you’re brothers! ;-)
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Congrats
It’s pretty awesome that you shared it with everyone here. It seems that this community is probably the tightest i’ve seen on the web. but anyways, have fun and enjoy your trip!
You might want to visit
But this community does seem close-knit, and I hope to be here more often once the season starts.
And congrats, Jevon!
I'm here to talk about the past.
I knew the contents of that link before I clicked it.
Nice try Marquez, trying to boost traffic I see. Up to your old tricks. :)
Queensbridge.
Sweet 16
LOL, I thought the same thing. Clever and oh so sneaky.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
nice try, huh...lol
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. ~Vince Lombardi
In this world, everything comes with a package: positive and negative. It is just a matter of how you see it.
by rs850_Lakers on Oct 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW, I hope everyone realizes we're kidding.
I know 67 does, but everyone else should too.
"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE
CONGRATULATIONS :)
May you and your wife share a life of happiness !!!
"Let the Hunt for Six Begin."-Derek Fisher
"Anyone crazy enough to mess with me is crazy enough to play with me." -Kobe Bryant
Oy!
Congratulations Jevon! All the best!
"E-Coaches are heavy in here tonight! Take E-Sasha and put him on the E-bench on your fantasy league, that’ll show him!" - Jevon O
Congrats, dude
LOL i shouldn’t be saying this though, I’m much much younger than you are :P
It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24
congrats!!
Your happiness is transmitted to all over SSR
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. ~Vince Lombardi
In this world, everything comes with a package: positive and negative. It is just a matter of how you see it.
I'm happy for you mate !
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
LAKER CUHKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.
Congrats man. Enjoy that trip. & Thanks for sharing.
"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung
That is amazing
Good Luck and I hope you two prosper!
:)
"Don't turn the channel, ... no matter what the score is." -David Eckstein
by princeton11loveshalos on Oct 12, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions
the big question is...
did the best man say…
Queensbridge!
When will people learn.. the greatest of all time wore number 32 and wore purple and gold....
LMAO
“And do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wi-”
“Queensbridge”
"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."
"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark
AMMO's stache + Shaw's power = 2 Titles
by LakerAce on Oct 12, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Congrats!
Awesome theme and amazingly executed too!
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Oct 12, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Congratulations and good luck!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

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