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Contender Preview: Miami Heat

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Today we wrap up our Contender Previews, in which we look at challengers to the Lakers' throne in the upcoming season. Up today we have.... ugh.

All right, guys. I'm no more thrilled about this than you are, but we knew this conversation was coming. It's time to talk about the Miami Heat.

There's no need to rehash their offseason. If you've been alive and paying even the slightest attention to the basketball world, you're familiar with every detail - from the Chris Bosh announcement, to "The Decision," to Dan Gilbert's Comic Sans letter, to Pat Riley's signing of various bits and pieces to fill in the roster. In the history of sports, never have so many pixels been spilled over a team that hasn't actually played a game that counts.

A part of me would love to ignore this entire odious crew until they visit Staples Center on Christmas Day. Unfortunately, we as Laker fans don't have that luxury. Throughout the season ahead, and in all likelihood for a few seasons to come, the Lakers and Heat and will be linked in a state of opposition. Every move that one team makes, and every game that they play, will bear on the fortunes of the other. Both franchises are mobilizing huge resources toward the goal of winning an NBA championship, and there's only one of those to go around in any given year. Today's version of the Lakers exists for the sole purpose of completing a three-peat, and although the Heat aren't the only obstacle in the way, they're pretty clearly the most formidable.

Star-divide

The Heat will begin the season at less than full strength. Not that Laker fans stewing over Andrew Bynum's near-constant health issues should feel any sympathy, but Dwayne Wade has been out since their preseason opener with a hamstring injury, and on Wednesday Mike Miller hurt the thumb on his shooting hand. Wade will be back soon, but Miller could be out a couple months. That shouldn't really be such a big deal in terms of integrating everyone. Miller's job is to hit open outside shots, so if his thumb doesn't suffer any long-term effects and he remembers where to find the three-point line when he's back on the court, he'll be easy enough to plug back in.

Anyhow, why are we talking about Mike Miller? What's important is how Bosh, Wade and LeBron James - who without question comprise a historically awesome collection of frontline talent - will function on the floor together. No one really knows yet, because the three played with each other for about 12 seconds before Wade got hurt. What seems likely, though, is that LeBron will serve as the de facto point guard most of the time he's in the game. There's no point pretending that he'll be less than fantastic in that role. LeBron has terrific floor vision and passing touch and he's a beast to stop when driving into the lane. Defenses could focus on him almost exclusively when he was in Cleveland. Now that he's got some All-Star teammates alongside him, he'll enjoy a freedom of movement that he never imagined.

Wade, who himself has played at an MVP level the past two seasons, I suspect will be off the ball when paired with LeBron and then slide over to the point when LeBron's on the bench. Bosh, for his part, won't get nearly the touches he did in Toronto but should flourish with so much defensive attention given to his two costars. It really is staggering to think that at any given moment at least one of LeBron, Wade and Bosh will be on the floor, and most of the time at least two of them will be.

Things start to look a bit shakier for the Heat as you scroll down the roster. The cap situation forced Riles to stock up on low-cost (read: old) vets whose skillsets range from "meh" all the way down to "Juwan Howard." Miller is a respectable fourth option, but who knows when he'll be back? Mario Chalmers regressed last year after a promising rookie season. Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Udonis Haslem and Eddie House all have their uses, but age-wise they're all on the unhappy side of 30. They won't stop Miami from winning 65 games in the regular season, but come the late playoff rounds, at some point one or more of them will be called on to make a crucial play.

I'm also not totally sold on the Miami defense. Basketball Prospectus (whose season preview book I encourage you to pick up) predicts that Miami will lead the league in defensive efficiency this year. That's based on Eric Spoelstra's strong track record of coaching defense - the Heat were fourth in the league last season - plus, of course, the addition of a superelite defender in James. I get that, but at the same time I see vulnerabilities in the middle. How do the Heat plan to solve Dwight Howard or a Pau Gasol-Andrew Bynum-Lamar Odom combo attack?

These issues aside, it's hard not to look ahead to next June and imagine how a Lakers-Heat Finals would unfold. If you set out to construct a roster to defeat this Miami team, the Lakers are pretty close to what you'd wish for. They have top perimeter defenders in Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest, tall and athletic power forwards to guard Bosh in Gasol and Odom and (health permitting) a big, offensively skilled center in Andrew Bynum that Miami can't really match. Miami's core talent is younger and thus a better bet to reach the Finals in full health. Absent significant injuries on either side, though, I'd still give the edge to the defending champs.

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Fuck the heat

….I’m confident the Lakers will run circles around em…

"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." -Gil Meriken

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by Hensi24 on Oct 22, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Dwyane.

Oh, and, ugh.

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by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

good nicknames for them

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice read.

In other news, Adam was cut by the Wizards.

by Lupe24 on Oct 22, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I WANT HIM TO SIGN WITH THE CAVS

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
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2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

I hate all Boston sports teams

by nyyrocks29 on Oct 22, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

think about all the bad karma about to be dumped on them

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by Czheck on Oct 22, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's 99bc?

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by smart_guy on Oct 22, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

mourning

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lebron should just lock himself away and not talk for the rest of forever-LA32

by 99bc99 on Oct 23, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

monring

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by Marty Mart on Oct 23, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

>.<

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by SoCalGal on Oct 23, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Marty Mart on Oct 23, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, my face ws directed at Marty. He knows why.

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by SoCalGal on Oct 23, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just made this green

"I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot."- Kobe Bryant

by nyyrocks29 on Oct 24, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

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by Marty Mart on Oct 23, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id probably get alot more satisfaction this season,

when the Cavs beat the Heat in the 1st round of playoffs

and

the Lakers sweep the Celtics in the NBA Finals to settle the score once and or all.

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

IF WE CAN BEAT THE HEAT, WE CAN BEAT ANYONE IN THE EAST

AT LAST WE WILL GET OUR NBA FINALS MATCH WITH YOU

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2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

agree. I would rather see the Celtics in the Finals this year

because it would be much satisfaction to defeat shaq in the finals now that he’s stooped to go to the celtics.

the heat can wait till next year.

by Nostance on Oct 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic Dex
The cap situation forced Riles to stock up on low-cost (read: old) vets whose skillsets range from “meh” all the way down to “Juwan Howard.”

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by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

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Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

low-cost (read: old) vets whose skillsets range from "meh" all the way down to "Juwan Howard."

AND BIG Z, THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE CAVS

The Heat should be glad to have him, cause he’s the only reason…and I mean THE ONLY REASON…I could EVER root for Miami.

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2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. this was the best line in the article.

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"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

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by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're not thrilled to talk about the Miami Heat?!

What about me?! What about the people who actually used to treat LePew like a hero?

I mean, what the hell is up with the Heat index? Why them? How come the Cavs never had one? Why can’t ESPN just make a ESPNMiami.com and be done? Why be this blatant? And why show a Heat PRESEASON GAME on TNT? When will enough be enough?

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Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm with you on the Heat Index

it has continued to shock me how ESPN has treated the whole LeBron situation all summer, and for Windhorst to follow LeBron like that is pretty shocking from a jornalistic standpoint.

by C.A. Clark on Oct 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard out there for a pimp.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
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by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you would definitely know.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its even worse

they’re doing an entire special on “Lebron James’ Image” on ESPN to “examine the impact of race on Lebron’s image.” Completely ridiculous. I mean give me a break. They ride Lebron harder than Skip Bayless rides Jordan and thats hard to believe because Skip Bayless thinks Jordan could walk on water, throw lightning bolts, and have children with just a thought.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

im Reccin this Marty.....you have become my new staple (see what i did there?) for Reccin!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

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by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

falls*

:)

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by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

already did, currently at 86

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

BYNUM!

Drew is absolutely THE KEY if we face the heat in the finals.. because the bosh-pau match up isn’t that big of a advantage for us and Haslem is a damn good defender..

by Theone24 on Oct 22, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

might be true

yah, i want us at our best when we go against them in dec25

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSI Miami is awesome

and NCIS LA too

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed on NCIS LA....but then agian LLCOOLJ is loved by me and all ladies! lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on NCOs as well

Haven’t watched any of the 3 billion? Csi’s

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by gen!e on Oct 22, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, ncis, iPad autocorrect...

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 22, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like CSI Miami

It’s my favorite of those shows.

Didn’t Gil have Horatio Caine’s pic as his profile pic for the longest time? Yeah, I remember when I first joined SSR I noticed that and since I obviously didn’t have a feel for what anybody’s personality was or have a chance to actually see anyone’s pic I just naturally imagined that he actually looked and acted like that in real life. Yep, to this day Gil = Horatio Caine for me. So funny.

by BigSkyCat on Oct 22, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only like it

because dude talks slow at almost any moment and time. Overly dramatic at the wrong times, and he’s just hilarious.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh THIS is the thread i need to re-post my sarcasm in!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

(fantasizing)

can’t wait for kobe dunking on all three of them at once.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

4 days guys

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah

he had similar stats to fisher in the last two years of his career, although the dude was an absolute beast in his prime.

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

unlike Fish lol

nah Fish had some good years in his prime….. wait when was his prime?? lol

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

early 2000s

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

early 2000s

and playoffs

I hate all Boston sports teams

by nyyrocks29 on Oct 22, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWAGBRO

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does he think he's Ryan Atwood?

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2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

who?

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

the oc

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

ole peg leg!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

4th most important player on the showtime teams

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably posted here already but

nice article about the most watchable teams in the league this yr

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/21/1762718/2010-11-nba-preview-watchability-scale

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

anyone play Medal of Honor?

I heard its getting very mediocre reviews so im not sure I should spend 60 do get it

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

did you get it?

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Not going to. Read a bunch of reviews about it.

I’ll most likely rent it in a few months to play the story though.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

COD is always better in my books

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

im waiting for SW battlefront3!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

boooo

Lucas is just milkin’ poor SW for all it’s worth now.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

and?

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still nabbing Force Unleashed II the moment it comes out though?

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by Ben R on Oct 22, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does look like it'll be good

although the first looked to be pretty good too

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one wasn't bad

It just needed to be refined a bit. Fixing the awful targeting system alone would make the second one better.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Oct 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh. Maybe.

I played the demo, and they really didn’t add much apart from revamped visuals..

They only added dual lightsaber and Jedi Mind trick.

And the story isn’t even believable anymore lol.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

game geeks! lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was considering buying an xbox just for cod.

Maybewhen I transfer out…

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by gen!e on Oct 22, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright

damn, the commercial made it look so cool.

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know about the new MOH

but back in my time, it was awesome. though landing at normandy was a hustle. always got killed early on.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

allied assault was crazy

all those misssions were memorable

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh goody! more video game shit!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

better than comics :)

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey comics are like soap operas for men!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOTH videogames and comicbooks are awesome...

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn right haha

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

UMMMMMM.....

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

you know you still got your cards lol

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I feel ashamed to say I played Pokemon Snap.

smh, worst game ever. It was fun back then though. I was 10.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stadium foo!!!

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Stadium was ok.

But taking pictures of Pokemon, AS A GAME.

Terrible.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ummmm and im a nerd?

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pokemon Stadium = Minutes of awesome followed by hours of boredom induced play. lol

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmm....

dude in 1999 i was in the US Marine Corps stationed in Okinawa Japan getting TRASHED and doin fun stuff with women. there was NO Poopachu anywhere near this drunk

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Sarge!!

When is your book coming out?

I’d read it.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i cant write remember? but i can tell some of my life stories in person

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i could do that.....

then id get into my early 90’s hardcore raving scene, when me and a few of my buddies were the 1st marines getting down in crazy ass places

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

my book would have to be rated ADULT

since ive got a potty mouth and ALOT of the stories will be hard core…..can you get in trouble for shit after the fact? lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn you like hardcore??

nice! I like the early 80s stuff better though

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol no....

tech,house,break beats etc.

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats cool

but most 10 year olds liked that shit back then man haha. Kinda like how kids your aged were all up into GI Joes and Ken dolls lol

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo i played with Ken doll AND my little ponies and shit

to get near the girls ;)

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

wahahaha

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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poopachu?

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

to change all your minds to pikachu is cute

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/04/01/the-definitive-sexy-pikachu-picture-gallery/

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Poopachu.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ive been calling him that since day one.

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think you'll like the link i posted above

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/04/01/the-definitive-sexy-pikachu-picture-gallery/

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol really.......kind of scarey!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leballhog is takin over the Heat.....He is like a virus and Wade will forever be diminished.

and who is Bosh? oh thats right the guy that scores when ledunk is not in the game!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

fucking proactive never works

weak ass shit

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it does.

I’ve used it. :)

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Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 22, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

it works for the first 2 weeks

then it starts to make it worse lol

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by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a matter of how the queen and friends will do. It’s a matter of how the rest of the guys will do. They added some nice pieces and got lucky a few came back(haslem). But, they have no big big. Unless the magic, c’s, or lakers sustain injuries, the heat won’t be doing much. They’ll need some ‘magic’ defensive formula for that team to do well defensively. The queen really isn’t that great of a defender. Don’t be fooled by all of his highlight reel blocks. He’s just another iverson, but bigger, so slightly better, on defense, but never has been great defensively.

by express34texas on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

you talkin bout Prince James?

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah.. he said "queen"

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"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have a

big throne yet though. He only has the little throne.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOPE!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i love those kobe lockdown defenses

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the fourth is a video of Mario West...

"Punting is winning." - ucla coach rick neuheisel

by CalLadLal on Oct 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, of course, the addition of a superelite defender in James.

By “superelite” I assume you mean “really cool highlight type blocks”?

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Oct 22, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

based of blocks

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Faith.... a fan's biggest downfall

by desecrator09 on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should get that checked out

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need a Tic Tac?

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and he had the best record in the league and many thought that meant he was

going to lead his team to a title. Regular season awards are only meaningfull to define a career after retirment when you add it up with how many titles a player has.

by Wade's Lapdog on Oct 22, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe "superelite" was too much

but he does some good defense sometimes when he guards kobe (only that, kobe still scores… just better offense)

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 22, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

true, but.....

“some good defense sometimes” should not equal first team all defense and 2nd in DPOY.

I don’t think anyone thinks he isn’t a good defender, just a really, really overrated one.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Oct 22, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any body have any experience with html coding

I have a fan post i want to post, but i want the whole thing centered. I got to the top and enter and go to the end and enter . It shows up on the visual view, but when i go to preview the page, there is no centering.

Am I doing something wrong, or am i missing something? Im still gonna post it if i cant get it centered, but it would look so much better…..

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

ok my html coding didnt show up.

im entering center at the beginning with the arrows around it(<……>), and /center at the end with the arrows around it (</…….>) …………

"What we want to remember—what we will remember—is the indelible vision of Kobe, his arms outstretched, delirious with joy and disbelief, running after and grabbing hold of Lamar Odom’s floating downcourt pass, while all the purple and gold streamers in the world are raining down on the hardwood." - Brian Tung

by LakersFoEva on Oct 22, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

South Beachers!

I hope the Lakers give these guys a kick in their fucking asses this year.

If the Lakers are going to have success against these guys, Andrew Bynum is the big key. He needs to be healthy and strong and ready to go. Miami has no good center, and Bynum could be a huge factor because of that. It would also push Odom back to the bench and strengthen the bench as well.

Go Lakers! Four days away.

I hate all Boston sports teams

by nyyrocks29 on Oct 22, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

there is only one answer

and that answer is mega-super-yes!¿Фϡ ҧ

N if you want sum of this money u can come n get some-LEWIS MONROE

ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME

Posted by: LEWIS MONROE | October 17, 2010 at 07:18 PM

http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/2010/10/lakers-blog-profile-zio69-is-almost-certain-he-saw-a-young-kobe-bryant-in-italy.html?cid=6a00d8341c506253ef0133f5259ca6970b

all the way down at the bottom lol, i laugh when i see SS&R humor on other websites

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by Czheck on Oct 22, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, and did they steal the Get to Know Your Fellow SSRs from us?

I know we got it from somewhere else, but their format is identical.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they did it before us

a few months ago back in August I think, bernel saw those “get to know fellow writers” posts on the LA times website and thats how the get to know fellow SSRers thing got started.

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

Then way to go LA Times for giving us the idea!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i almost wept......good shit there man! rec!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice sir

def rec

Just got one more than Shaq. You can take that to the bank. You know how I am. I don’t forget anything. - KOBE "JELLYBEAN" BRYANT

by mrkn2ny on Oct 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

roger sir! im a culprit and i will stop :)

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

from youtube on Wade and Co

(3+1)6 = 24 … they just tryna match up with the best and it takes 3 of them

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dwyer

thinks the Heat will go 70-12 this year. thoughts?

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

“(3+1)6 = 24 … they just tryna match up with the best and it takes 3 of them”

all i have to say :P

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can go 82-0

as long as i get to see the Cavs take them out in the 1st round :p.

by Nostance on Oct 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's

expecting no injuries and they all play together all the time, which won’t happen. Thats a best-case scenario type thing right there. I mean they just lost a preseason game to the Hawks where Lebron had 38 and played a full game’s minutes.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 23, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fail, Miami.

Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.

"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken

by Saurav A. Das on Oct 25, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

thats pretty cool

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But nothing will ever top his oh so successful rap career

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBXvNGdjM8E

Pop Goes The Weasel!

by California Waves on Oct 22, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf? the heat orlando game is cancelled. I just turned on the tv. does anyone know what happened?

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

improper floor cleaning is apparently the cause:
The NBA preseason exhibition game between the Miami Heat and Orlando Magic scheduled for tonight at the St. Pete Times Forum has been cancelled due to unsafe playing conditions.

The basketball court, assembled on top of the ice surface played on by the NHL’s Tampa Bay Lightning, was deemed too slippery due to condensation forming on the surface. Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy voiced concerns about the situation earlier in the day when his team was unable to practice on the court. Arena staff attempted to fix the problem but some time around 6:30 p.m., NBA referees and officials determined that the court was not suitable and the game was cancelled. It wioll not be re-scheduled.

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Twitter.
Russ Bengtson
BREAKING: Heat/Magic slippery floor caused by media slobbering over the Heat. Details at 11.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thnx.

NBA Shootaround is on but Barry is so damn annoying.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you sir.

that is some crazy shit. Never heard of that happen before.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guess what?

Instead of the Magic vs. Heat game,the Lakers-Warriors game will be shown instead on ESPN3.

"If you have a debate with a scholar, you can win. If you have a debate with an ignorant person, you will definitely lose."

"The NBA Apocalypse has occurred, and it's our fault."- C.A. Clark

Lakers in finals: 2-0 with AMMO, 0-1 without.

by LakerAce on Oct 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

both were already scheduled to be on espn3

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn..Mike Miller out 6-8 weeks.

So who is going to be their outside threat…Lebron? yeah right! I cannot believe Lebron is still icing his elbow.

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Patting yourself on the back 24/7/365 is excruciating.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ENOUGH ABOUT THE ELBOW ALREADY

I apologize for the caps, but that makes me angrier than anything else. 36 year old Steve Nash can guide his team to a victory against the spurs when he’s HALF BLIND, but the two-time MVP and biggest, strongest man on the planet has a meltdown when his elbow’s hurt? Are you FUCKING kidding me?

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

(takes out a syringe and gives WaveOcean a shot in the neck)

Okay, psychopath. That’s enough out of you.

I’m sorry about this, everyone. He’s only going to get worse as the season begins.

by California Waves on Oct 22, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious!!!

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCUUUUUSE ME!

: )

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heat Magic game cancelled due to slippery floor conditions

WE’RE…NOT…MIAMI!


WE’RENOTMIAMI!

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this earlier on a Fanshot but I just wanted to remind everyone that this is coming out on the day of the Lakers 1st reg season game

How can you not love 14 hours of Lakers video on BLU-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to watch 14 hours on Blu-ray

of you…in a maid costume…with a bag of popcorn to enjoy with

by California Waves on Oct 22, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I didn't know what you were saying. But when I read this your comment I could not stop laughing
of you…in a maid costume

"That means no more coming into camp fat and out of shape, when your team is relying on your leadership on and off the court. It also means no more blaming others for our team's failure, or blaming staff members for not overdramatizing your injuries so that you avoid blame for your lack of conditioning. " Kobe on Shaq being a leader

by Jelly Bean on Oct 22, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WANT

"I am going to smoke an 8 year old Monte Cristo Cigar, because I am successful." -R.I.P. JACK TATUM RAIDER D GOAT

Twitter feed: @dexterfishmore

by DexterFishmore on Oct 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN I HAZ THAT?

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have it

Can I have it

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 23, 2010 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Work that updo!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 23, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds epic

A rivalry renewed and a hotly anticipated rematch two years in the making! The 2010 NBA Finals exceeded the hype as the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics, the two most successful franchises in NBA history, picked up where they left off in 2008 when the Celtics defeated the Lakers to earn the title. The Lakers, led by 2010 Finals MVP Kobe Bryant, took the series to Game Seven and, down by 13 points in the third quarter, came back to repeat as champions in the most-watched NBA game in over a decade. Relive the dramatic setbacks, comebacks, and late-game heroics of this epic series. This definitive box set contains all seven games in their entirety, with exclusive bonus features that are your all-access pass to both teams on the court and in the locker room.

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 23, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never realize why people dislike Jim Hill so much, until I hear him call Devin Ebanks "Devin Ubanks/Eubanks".

That’s worse than Pow Kasal. At least that is just mispronunciation. “Devin Ubanks/Eubanks” is just the wrong name.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you do that?

I can understand saying “EhBanks”, but this?

by California Waves on Oct 22, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe playing tonight?

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he feels better

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

First one on the floor to shoot. I think he's good.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 22, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s getting older , we should hope he doesn’t get another major injury because they are going to take longer and longer to heal as he get older and older

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Artest is a pleasure to watch

though he’s a bit loco , he’s a good model if you look at his good points , a guy like that because of his love for the game and he’s integrity has gotten that far , that is a good lesson for the next generation

"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker

by madmaxx350 on Oct 22, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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