LAS VEGAS - OCTOBER 13: Ron Artest #15 of the Los Angeles Lakers brings the ball up the court with teammates Derek Fisher #2 and Kobe Bryant #24 trailing during their preseason game against the Sacramento Kings at the Thomas & Mack Center October 13 2010 in Las Vegas Nevada. The Lakers won 98-95. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that by downloading and/or using this Photograph user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Coaching tonight: Brian Shaw.
Not coaching tonight: Phil Jackson. (He's either got the flu or just didn't feel like making the trip.)
The game's in San Diego. How many Anchorman quotes can you work into one game thread?