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Contender Preview: Orlando Magic

Today we continue our Contender Previews, in which we look at challengers to the Lakers' throne in the upcoming season. Up today is that Florida team that suddenly no one's talking about anymore.

For the Orlando Magic and their fans, the spring of 2010 was what one might call a missed opportunity.

After two rounds of the playoffs, the Magic looked just about ready to claim the franchise's first NBA title. They'd blasted through the Charlotte Bobcats and Atlanta Hawks without dropping a game. The Cleveland Cavaliers, the only team seeded higher in the postseason, had been helpfully disposed of by the Boston Celtics. The defending champion Lakers, of course, loomed on the other side of the bracket, but in a Finals rematch the Magic would have had home-court advantage. Orlando was healthy and on a serious roll, seemingly kicking into top gear at exactly the right time.

As you probably know - spoiler alert! - the Magic never got a shot at that Finals rematch. The Boston defense, led by Kendrick Perkins's stellar play against Dwight Howard, shut down the Orlando attack in a six-game Celtic series victory. Howard once again came under fire for limitations in his offensive game, and rather than spending the NBA Finals listening to Stan Van Gundy bellow hoarsely at his team, we Laker fans had to spend it listening to Doc Rivers bellow hoarsely at his team instead.

Star-divide

That was a nice break for the purple and gold, as home court came in handy in Game Seven, but what a devastating turn of events it was for the Orlando faithful. The Magic were really pretty awesome last year: they were second in the NBA in both offensive and defensive efficiency, first in point differential and had the best record in the league (23-5) after the All-Star break. They had all the credentials of a championship team, but couldn't quite overcome a bad matchup in the conference finals. That team is back this season, virtually unchanged, but the landscape has shifted around it.

To begin with, a new superpower has taken up residence in their own backyard. The Miami Heat will challenge Orlando for the top seed in the East and will be a huge obstacle to the Magic both now and for years to come. In addition, Boston beefed up its interior defense this offseason by adding the two O'Neals, Jermaine and Shaquille. Come playoff time, if Perkins has recovered from his torn ACL, the Celtics could have three large bodies with which to defend Howard. The Eastern Conference has become rather top-heavy, making Orlando's path back to the NBA Finals more fraught than ever.

The Magic, for their part, are quietly becoming one of the older teams in the league. Howard is still only 24, which is somewhat incredible to contemplate, but many of the pieces around him are either at the tail end of their primes (Rashard Lewis, new starting small forward Quentin Richardson) or clearly in their decline phase (Vince Carter). Jameer Nelson is the only non-Howard starter under 30, and he'll turn 29 in February. It's not an ancient team by any stretch - backups J.J. Redick and Ryan Anderson are quality young players - but this particular set of names is not likely to be together much longer. There's a lot of speculation in particular about Carter, whose contract is huge but only partially guaranteed for next season, possibly making him a valuable midseason trade chip.

For now, we pretty much know what to expect from this edition of the Magic. They're a deep, talented, well-coached squad that has its offensive and defensive systems down cold. On offense, they'll surround Howard with guys who take and make threes in great volume. The combination of Howard's power game in the paint, Nelson's pick-and-roll skills and long-distance bombery of Lewis, Carter, Richardson, Redick and Anderson will put them near the top of the league in shooting efficiency. Their defense will be anchored, of course, by force multiplier and reigning DPOY Howard, whose dominance around the rim transforms a collection of otherwise ordinary individual defenders into a suffocating, cohesive unit. For the last three seasons, the Magic have been in the top five in defensive efficiency, and there's no reason to think they'll break that streak this year.


So pencil Orlando in for their usual 55 to 60 regular-season wins. How they fare in the Eastern Conference playoffs will turn on health and matchups. If the three main contenders are all basically at full strength, who do you like to come out of the bracket? My own view is that there's likely to be a rock-paper-scissors dynamic at work. In head-to-head contests, I'd favor Boston over Orlando, Miami over Boston and Orlando over Miami. I like how the Magic match up with the Heat, as the latter don't have a defender who can handle Howard one-on-one, whereas Mickael Pietrus has had some success slowing down LeBron James. To get to an ECF battle with Miami, however, Orlando might need to get through Boston in a second-round series, which could be all kinds of difficult.

Let's say the Magic successfully claw their way out of the East. What kind of shot would they have against the Lakers, assuming the champs win their fourth straight Western crown? Would that Finals matchup end any more happily for Orlando than it did in 2009?

I tend not to think so. The Lakers are pretty well equipped to handle what the Magic throw at you. As he demonstrated in the 2009 Finals, Pau Gasol's length, footwork and agility can trouble Dwight Howard. If Andrew Bynum is around to help defend the big man, as he wasn't last time around, all the better. And one of the Lakers' strengths on D is guarding the three-point line, an important factor against the outside-gunningest team in the league. The chief advantage Orlando would have on offense is Nelson, who was severely limited in the 2009 Finals. When healthy, he's generally played well against the Lakers, and against a Nelson-Carter backcourt it would be difficult to hide Derek Fisher.

On the other side of the court, the Magic don't have an elite perimeter defender to run at Kobe Bryant. Pietrus has historically done OK against Kobe, but putting him on the floor sacrifices offense. The guy the Magic used last season against the Mamba, Matt Barnes, is now Kobe's teammate. Up front, Howard can neutralize the Lakers' offensive rebounding, but neither Lewis nor Anderson jump out at you as great options with which to defend against Gasol and Lamar Odom.

The Orlando front office has done some terrific work assembling something close to a championship-caliber squad. Ownership spends money aggressively - the Magic's projected payroll for this season is just a touch under the Lakers' - Van Gundy's an excellent coach, Howard is badass on the court and mediagenic off it, and the supporting parts have been thoughtfully chosen. For any franchise, let alone one operating in such a small market, there's a ton to admire here. If they do get their Finals rematch with the Lakers, they'll be a worthy adversary indeed.

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I would enjoy it a great deal, as I am a sick person who welcomes pain in all its forms.
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I would last 30 seconds before wanting to drive an ice pick into the back of his and/or my skull.
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Last season, I didn't think Vince Carter would help Orlando.

Will they fare any better with him, the year-older him, the second time around? You can probably count on one hand how many times he actually tried during the season and the playoffs. Shameful.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Recently

I cannot remember a most overated player in this past generation of players.

by Wade's Lapdog on Oct 21, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't agree more.....

VC is a slightly better version of Shannon Brown IMHO.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Oct 21, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lebron?

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 21, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's from the current generation. Vince is from the last one,

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 21, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two words

Steve

Francis

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 21, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star

bury

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 21, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one difference is that VC was once expected to be the second coming of MJ

while Steve’s expections were only as high as him being a franchise player. Hence the name Stevie Franchise.

by Wade's Lapdog on Oct 22, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm

franchise players are incredibly good players. I mean MJ himself was, as great as he was, a franchise player, not an entire team. So to say he was expected to be like MJ means that he was expected to be a premier franchise player. Given the depth at the wing positions in the current NBA, its pretty hard to call anyone the definite premier players at any position. Either way, Vince did at least become the face of franchises for more than just one year, unlike the incredibly silly notion that Steve Francis was one of the best guards in the league. lol.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 22, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol agreed!!

what aboot StarBury….that dude WAS the second comming of MJ…..lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 22, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, poor Trevor.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch. haha

Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please

We Apologize, Hong-kong.

by imposibol on Oct 20, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

i’ve had that in my repertoire for ages

If you wrong us, shall we not revenge? - William Shakespeare

by LOOOeee on Oct 20, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah saw that yesterday.

just goes to show you what it REALLY means to play with a Kobe. Look at all the “ex” Lakers that were pretty damn good playing with Kobester and now…..well……not so much. They want to take their “talents” elsewhere, but their talents arent all that good unless their in a GINORMOUS shadow. I mean fuck look at how many defenders Kobe pulls when he is shooting high volumes at 45% or better. Even when he is shooting shitty their #1 and #2 wing defenders are on him like stink on shit…..yeah i said it, STINK ON SHIT!
It really is a treasure to watch and get to root for the man that makes so many better just by his damn presence alone on the damn court!

Not even gonna get into his leadership or “anti-leadership” traits he has…..just his……

PRESENCE.

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL im not Mr. Josh Tucker

I normally stay on the soap box for a short period of time and then…….RUNOUTTHEFUCKINBUILDINGLIKEABATOUTTAHELLSCREAMINGIMNOTWORTHY!!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

glee_preach.gif

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Oct 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 21, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LAL32 imma keep my thought to myself on this one....lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 21, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

alrighty

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 21, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic poll.

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 20, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I chose option 3

lol

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 20, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

me, too...

…since i’m actually unemployed. plus, i wouldn’t mind getting yelled by gundy if i am paid like an nba player. at least, i can pay for the trips to the ENT doc.

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 20, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

id punch him in the face

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol. i'm used to screamers

i have a mother and sister.

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 20, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I may not punch them in the face but i'd seriously think about it....lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

...and you're army and married.

you are also used to screamers as well.

Visit The Bernel Zone

"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

kobe bryant=batman

by bernel on Oct 20, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does the yellin.

To the new recruits lol

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 20, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha yes yes

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

and i think bout punchin them as well bernel....lol

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 20, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahah

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Oct 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would choose option 4.

Pay to watch him scream at others.

I’ve had some water polo games where the other coach is a screamer, and there is almost nothing more enjoyable then scoring a goal after making their team screw up, and just floating back to halfcourt with him going off.

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

your like a water jedi or some shit
floating back to halfcourt

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

takes less energy then swimming back to halfcourt :D

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey fuck the spiderman logic of just using

your powers with responsibility or some shit

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yo DEXter! Great post man!

But i just couldnt help but wonder how you did a post of the Magic and Dwight Howard and inadvertently screwed SoCalGal out of some sexy Dwight fotos…..LOL

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 20, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lookin' out, Sarge. Thanks!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha stay classy SoCal

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m wrong but my impression of Dwight is that he doesn’t take the game serious enough. Just think back to the Finals pre-game meetings at half court against the Lakers. He constantly kept trying to make Kobe laugh as if it was all a joke. Kobe had none of that.

Is it possible for a lovable giant to lead a team or is he too nice like David Robinson was and who only won a title until he got Tim Duncan? In other words, does he need a complimentary number two with more of a killer instinct? At this point, until I see that in him, the Magic won’t really concern me as a threat to the Lakers.

great write up btw..

by Wade's Lapdog on Oct 20, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Pau gasol's a pretty nice person

just sayin’

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Oct 20, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has kobe. kase klosed

Bus Ride Fail
Always use seatbelts. Please

We Apologize, Hong-kong.

by imposibol on Oct 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right..that is exactly my point

Gasol is a great talent and he shows a lot of passion but he has Kobe to do the dirty work. How many times do we see in the reg season Kobe yelling at him and LO to pick it up. Pau is too nice to do that to his teammates.

by Wade's Lapdog on Oct 21, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well thus far

he’s stopped clowning this yer according to reports. So we shall see

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

by Marty Mart on Oct 20, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

I get it!! lol.

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 20, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 20, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

P-Dunk works.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again, maybe it doesn't since he won't.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I can hear myself now...

“Dunk the damn ball!!!!!!!”

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's me every single time he's right at the rim!

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and u have already discussed this :)

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorites.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

"How YOU doin?" ---> bluexfalcon

In regards to Derek Fisher "Even I was begging to lay the old dog down."
---> Wondahbap

"Sticking up for a guy who played harder in a preseason game than he did in the entire second round of the playoffs." ----> Marty Mart

by Sarge Clemins on Oct 20, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one more

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

More like LLPJay

or LL Phil J

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 21, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yes stan yell all you want...

*ssr-ians would enjoy it a great deal since we are sick people who enjoys pain in all forms.. hahahaha kudos to dex for coming up with the best weird choice..

"You had me at hello world"... -- hahahahahaha first programmer pick up line i've heard!

by crushmybones on Oct 20, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stan Van Gundy.

Does anyone else but me think that he looks like Ron Jeremy? It’s a running joke at my house as my husband and I comment about that quite often.

(I’m a bit ashamed to admit that I know who Ron Jeremy is, but my kids have been absolute demons today so I’ve admittedly had a few bourbon and cokes by the time of this posting and my inhibitions are down, so you’ll have to forgive me for admitting this bit of ahem, knowledge, but anyway, if you don’t know who Ron Jeremy is, don’t look it up, but if you do, you will more than likely see the resemblance and find it quite funny : ))

by BigSkyCat on Oct 20, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say look him up

But first make sure you change the search settings to strictest! And yes I think it’s a running joke in basketball places, the Jones have def. mentioned it before.

Stu Lantz – For not being Hot Rod Hundley. Grade: A Motherfucking Superplus +.

by gen!e on Oct 20, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, it's actually a well-known league-wide joke.

I think Doc Funk even made a caption about it, but I’m not sure.

"There are no "Kobe Lovers", just people who are right." - Gil Meriken
"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 20, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 20, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big question really lies with Howard

Because he, perhaps more than any other player in the league, can single-handedly annihilate Miami, so it will be interesting to see how much his offensive game has developed from working with Hakeem.

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

by Ben R on Oct 20, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

It's Kobe's world, but Lebron's just living in it. -- Czheck
http://twitter.com/smart_guy24

by smart_guy on Oct 20, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+12

3 Heat can't stop the 3peat.

by LAL32 on Oct 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, Orlando's depth is their iggest advantage in this series; they can mix and match to fit a variety of styles; exactly like the lakers can.

 I think they can disrupt the lakers defense just enough to give them the slight edge. THe magic are structured in a way that they have the talent to beat the lakers, but vince carter would really have to show up for them to win.

"Remember this sh*t at christmas!"-Terry Crews, The Expendables

by Bkj on Oct 20, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

* The biggest thing orlando currently has going for them is being able to mesh their various styles of play successfully enough

to combat what the lakers have organized.

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by Bkj on Oct 20, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not mean to say advantage.

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by Bkj on Oct 20, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone,

After much imploring, I’ve given in and decided to let WaveOcean sign in. Let me tell you that he is absolutely UNHINGED right now. Don’t worry, he’ll be better in the morning.

by California Waves on Oct 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggg

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE CROWD
WE’RE CO COMING OUT
GOT MY FLASH ON THE STRING
I HATE MATH 527
IT’S SO MAGICAL
WE ARE SO FANTASTICAL

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to know what I've been doing since 6:00 this evening?

Real analysis homework, stopping only to eat. I just finished now. There was one problem in particular that I had to do a lot of reading to write the proof for. Wanna see what set me back an entire hour? I’ll show you:

Show that the closure of AUB equals the closure of A U the closure of B.

Proof: It suffices to show that the limit points of AUB equals the limit points of A union the limit points of B. Let x be a limit point of AUB. Let x be in closure(A U B). Then for ever d > 0, (x – d, x + d) contains a point in A U B distinct from x, which we’ll call b. Since either b is in A or b is in B (or both), x is either a limit point of A or a limit point of B. Thus, x is in the closure of A U the closure of B.

Now let x be in a limit point of A, then for every d > 0, (x – d, x + d) contains a point in A distinct from x, which we’ll call b. If b is in A, then b is in A U B, and thus x is a limit point of A U B. Therefore, x is in the closure of A U B. Thus, the closure of the AUB is equal to the union of the closure of A and the closure of B, and the proof is complete.

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS MY LIFE IN GRAD SCHOOL

EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

THIS IS WHY I CAN’T BE ON HERE AS MUCH AS I’D LIKE TO ANYMORE

I'm a diehard Cavs fan, proud to say I never owned a LeBron jersey.
Seattle Storm: 2010 WNBA Champions!
2010 Finals MVP: Lauren Jackson!
God bless Sue Bird, who is 10x classier, 100x more persevering, and A THOUSAND TIMES more clutch than LeBron could ever hope to be.

by WaveOcean on Oct 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut, nbastore has so many random jerseys.

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by LAL32 on Oct 21, 2010 2:15 AM PDT reply actions  

spurs style? idek.

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 21, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else agree that the Lakers should try a mostly black jersey someday?

Something like the first two would be awesome.

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Lakers in finals: 2-0 with AMMO, 0-1 without.

by LakerAce on Oct 21, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup. i mentioned this before...

i like an alternate away jersey for the lakers.

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by bernel on Oct 21, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Third one looks like a black and white photo.

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by SoCalGal on Oct 21, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes, it does.

this is going to sound kinda corny, but I love those old game photos that are shown in b&w (I’ve obviously never seen a game in b&w format since I’m in my early thirties) and would just love it if sometime we could watch today’s players and games in that b&w picture format. I find it sort of romantic, or something. I wouldn’t want to watch all of the games in b&w, of course, but maybe for the second viewing of an instant classic or spectacular game or something? Yeah, I think that would be neat. I’m weird like that. : )

And, I can’t believe no one has mentioned the oddity of that last one. Blue? Huh? Surely I must be missing something?

by BigSkyCat on Oct 21, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  


Queensbridge.
Sweet 16

by bluexfalcon on Oct 21, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They wore blue when they were in Minneapolis (color of the lakes)

It’s one of their throwback colors.

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"ANY ONE WNAT SOME OF THIS MONEY, IN IF YOU WANT SOME COME ON IN GET SOME" - the Legendary LEWIS MONROE

by SoCalGal on Oct 21, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

like this

"Hopefully, they perceive me as a person who did whatever he had to do to win above all else. Above anything. Above stats." – Kobe Bryant

by LAL32 on Oct 21, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue = Minneapolis Lakers

Kobe Bryant's no Michael Jordan. Kobe Bryant is Kobe Bryant.

"Lebron joins teams with his friends; Kobe’s enemies join teams with him." - Gil Meriken

by Saurav A. Das on Oct 25, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know why

but I dont like them. Maybe if they had a minneapolis blue color with Los Angeles written on it (similar to the clippers road jerseys). that would be cool.

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by shaqfor3 on Oct 21, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

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