Clyde Davis, Bitchez!

by DexterFishmore on Aug 2, 2009 10:04 PM PDT in Editorial

I like to believe that I know a thing or two about the sport of basketball, but let's be honest: I'm a special-needs tree sloth compared to the great Clyde Davis. You may remember Clyde from his epic debut here at SS&R, in which he wore a sombrero and doled out some tough love to Lamar Odom. And if you don't remember him, you are a bad Lakers fan and an even worse American. I can barely stand the sight of you!

Clyde's back, and although the sombrero has apparently been retired, his greatness is in full effect. He's got a sweet headscarf, his trademark 40's and way more hoops wisdom than you can possibly handle in one sitting. His lecture topics this time around: LeBron, Shaq and the wackness thereof.

If Clyde doesn't get his own talk show soon - or if he's not, at the very least, added to the TNT studio crew - then I think we can safely view capitalism as a failed system.

IT'S TIME TO DRINK.

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can i say>?

lebron james is wack! the plan>anything and it worked and when the forcefield watchs lakers games hes 53-8 and hes not even a lakers fan but hes my dude. further on where in the midst of a sixpeat CAN YOU DIG IT?

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by Czheck on Aug 2, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

This video was made prior to the "epic debut" about Odom and Ariza.

by LakerUNLTD on Aug 2, 2009 11:32 PM PDT reply actions

Shaq didnt sign a one year deal lol, shaq got traded with one year left on his old deal….

wheres dos xx when you need them, this guy is the new most interesting man in the world hahah.

by robi s on Aug 2, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions

Now come on, his analysis is spot on!

“As we all know, Shaquille O’Neal signed for maybe a one-year deal or something like that with LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers…”

LeBron is going to be gone in a year, so it’s “maybe a one-year deal or something like that” for Shaq…

xoxo,

Clyde’s Lawyer

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Aug 3, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions

what nastiness is he drinking in the first place lol, i dont think ive ever seen a bottle that looks like that lol

by robi s on Aug 2, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions

those look like Bud Ice

Budweisers malt liquor

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 3, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Ewwwwww. Budweiser. Malt liquor. (shudders)

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Aug 3, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

What did you expect?

Pliny the Elder or St Bernardus 12? When they put those in 40s, I think I may stop drinking beer…

His Odom speech was classic. Keep up the effort Clyde!!

by 81 Witness on Aug 3, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions

See the Odom one was better mostly because one of the 40’s was just about gone. Made it a little more raw. And then there was the sombrero. Those things together made it a classic.

(Although I do like that he kept his shirt on this time.)

by lazNirv on Aug 4, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Can Shaq really win another championship?

The dude hasn’t even participated in the playoffs in the last few seasons. Is he really capable of making another deep playoff run as an important factor on the team? He will need to be if Cleveland has any chance…

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Aug 3, 2009 1:07 AM PDT reply actions

Can he stay healthy? His season last year was mainly attributed to the Suns medical staff and trainers, will he get the same type of treatment in Cleveland?

by intuitive on Aug 3, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions

its not like the cavs really gave up anyone for shaq, they essentially have the same 66 win team without him even in a uniform.

So if I am brown, im just gonna play shaq for the games against the big guys in the east and the west. There is no way i am letting shaq play against sub .500 teams. If they follow that formula, the Cavs can essentially rest shaq as much as he needs.

by robi s on Aug 3, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Thats what I would do also if I was Brown but

then they are still that 66 win team that will get beat by Orlando again, Shaq ain’t stopping Dwight, I feel this trade gets Cavs nowhere over anyone in there division so I agree with Clyde.

There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be commited against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the LimeLight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.

by BrittneyM on Aug 3, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he can

I just don’t know if it’ll be with Cleveland and it will also depend on how long he’ll stay in the NBA.

I mean players like Gary Payton won only as backup veterans. So there’s a chance that if Shaq stays in the NBA for a long time, he might end up as backup center or something and win one.

Then again, he’s already won 4, so I don’t know if he’d want to stay in the NBA that long just to win the next one.

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by PeanutButterSpread on Aug 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how he bangs the bottles at the start and finish like a judge with a gavel!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Aug 3, 2009 7:11 AM PDT reply actions

Everything in his videos carries the force of law. It says so right in the Constitution!

by DexterFishmore on Aug 3, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I didnt even press play yet and I'm already laughing, look at what the dude is wearing

by BrittneyM on Aug 3, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions

Here's a completely off-topic link to a couple YouTube buddies of mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL7xjhrXX80

I’m a proud owner of a Jackie Broyles for President T-shirt. (Also a pinko, ha ha!)

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Aug 3, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Ha ha! Dennis Miller, in your face!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbUcousZzPQ&feature=related

Jackie Broyles and Dunlap are comedians from LA, BTW.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Aug 3, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions