Lakers Furniture Is Elegant and Tasteful
by DexterFishmore on Jul 29, 2009 12:44 AM PDT
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If you're anything like me, your passion for basketball, however ardent, is nothing compared to your love of interior design. If only there were a way to combine the two pursuits! How often have you said to yourself, "Self, that ottoman/recliner set I recently bought looks awfully sharp, but I would gladly trade the deep brown leather it came in for the garish hues of my favorite NBA franchise." It's a difficult paradox we've all confronted at one point or another. Trust me, I've been there.
Luckily, human ingenuity is here to save the day! For reasons that I don't care to explain at the moment, tonight I Googled the phrase "Lakers furniture" and was met with a treasure trove of gorgeous purple-and-gold furnishings. Like that chair to the right! That would beautifully tie together any living room, would it not?
Quite obviously - no, it would not. Gorgeous was perhaps not the best choice of words. Monstrously ugly? Yes, that's the description I'm looking for.
The repellent pinnacle of this design genre, however, can be found in this eBay listing, which I urge you to visit immediately in lieu of whatever boring crap you think is more important. It's not at all clear to me what this guy's actually trying to sell. (He calls it a "remote control couch holder," although my guess is he's misplaced some modifiers there.) What is clear to me is that he's captured on film the most plug-ugly couch outside of the former Eastern Bloc.
For what it's worth, I don't think the couch itself is available for purchase, as clearly no one would pay 30 bucks for it.
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That chair exudes class and sophistication
I must get one to sit in while I admire my troll doll collection
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
Nice I could use that one
It will go along nicely with my Ferrari laker interior
Paul D. Kelley
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by so.cal.native1952 on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions
lol
the life size kobe (bless his heart, as much as I love him) bobble head is 100 times worse than both the recliner and the couch. I mean, who wouldn’t want a life-size scary kobe (that doesn’t even look like him) bobble head grinning at them everyday.
oh and let’s not forget the ridiculous affordable price tag that comes with it at a whopping bargain of 13 grand: http://lakersstore.com/product_info.php?products_id=1970
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 29, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions
What do mean? Ridiculous?
I though it was a bargain. Only 13K for life size bobblehead of Kobe.
You mean no one is going to compliment me on that when they see it in my living room? I really thought it would impress people. Just think, every time the wind blows, or a you walk up the steps to hard you can hear non-stop quotes from Kobe.
Damn.
You're right :P
My bad. It’s the perfect accessory to a living room.
If you can’t have the real Kobe taped to your wall, why not the life-size bobble head that costs as much as a used car and my college tuition?!
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The remote control couch holder is only 10 inches long, thus the large purple chair easily wins the Most Ghastly head-to-head there...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
A quick Google search for "Laker furniture ugly" turned up this attractive love seat, which I hereby submit in the competition...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
It is probably pretty hard to make attractive purple-and-gold furniture, admittedly........
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Crap. Maybe Odom is selling his Laker furniture on eBay. I wish there was a way to see if there are recent bids on Miami Heat gear. It might give us a clue to what Lamar’s gonna do.
lol
he’s snacking on a candy bar right at this moment.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant.
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Jul 29, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
another reason why he should stay in LA
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re playing Cleveland on Christmas day.
The Cleveland Plain-Dealer reports that the Cavaliers are expected to play the Lakers on Christmas Day. The matchup, which would almost certainly air on ABC, would pit Bryant and the defending champion Lakers against James — last year’s MVP — and Bryant’s former teammate Shaquille O’Neal.
In addition to that Christmas Day tilt, the Cavaliers are also expected to play the Celtics on Opening Night.
The 2009-10 NBA schedule is "still a week or two away from … being announced," an ESPN spokesman told SMW earlier this week. The schedule is usually released in early August.
Thats a nice chair if I had a laker theme going on in my house but I don't and Artest just better be ready to do whatever Phil says.
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be commited against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the LimeLight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
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so much drama and storylines for the announcers to feast on.
it was pretty much a shoe-in for the Lakers/Cavs on x-mas
okay, i never want the weenies to win but, on opening night, cavs vs. celtics, but the celtics will win pretty handily.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dumping LO for money is "Grizzliesque" or "Bobcattish"...
TRUE.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Eh, wouldn't go that far
Memphis traded away Gasol for cap space, and then used that cap space to trade for Zach Randolph, who makes about as much as Gasol and the same amount that Memphis was unwilling to pay him.
Sad.
To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
I'm going to start following Bill Simmons. He's smart and I like his style.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
............................. Of course, him having a certifiable idiot on his show to debate adds about 60 points to his apparent IQ.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
End of Hour 2 of the BS podcast...
“I’m gonna throw this out here because this is something that I’ve been thinking about since the finals. The fact that Buss’s young son — and I made fun of this in a column, but all comedy aside — the fact that they did that [i.e. the Lakers pulling the offer to LO off the table] I thought was very strange. Now I’m wondering with that combined with the free agency [i.e. losing the very valuable and underappreciated Ariza and picking up Loose Cannon Ron for Five count them Five big years]
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
....oops, continued, I missed the money line...
years]… Are we sure that Dr. Jerry Buss still has all his marbles?"
GUEST: “It is sort of George Steinbrennish.”
SIMMONS: “Yeah.”
Here’s the Hour 2 link: http://query-origin.andohs.net/8000A6/content-root3.andomedia.com/origin/mp3/espnradio/sportsguy/simmons090729b.mp3
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
My first notation was wrong, BS was talking about the way that Buss pushed his son forward to accept the NBA Championship Trophy.
The commentary is really interesting though. It heats up about 45 minutes in on the second part of the podcast. Interesting.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
thanks for the quote. didn’t hear the 2nd hour. what made me think a bit was when he said that many in houston say that artest was too slow to guard most small forwards. he said ariza was much more athletic than artest (that is well known). but there was an antoine walker example used as a cautionary tale against ron’s size and weight, and how players like that lose their skills and vanish from the league once their athleticism abandons them. now, to my point, i got rather jacked up when lakers got artest; figured he can help us defend the james, pierce’s, and anthony’s of the nba. but really, is artest fast enough to stay with those guys? maybe i’m reading too much into this guy’s critical comments. but i will say this, i will miss ariza’s excellent athleticism.
Artest is a beast
Andre Iguodala doesnt make that 3 to beat the lakers if artest is guarding him. the guy who mentioned the comments was the same guy who said odom and gasol where never going to be nba champions
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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i’m trying to remember when andre iguo made a 3 to beat us…i think it was toward the end of regular season.
PROOF that the chair is actually Lamar's
Just found proof that the chair above is actually Lamar’s
Here’s a link to him in the matching jacket:
Gotta love Lamar’s fashion sense!
The audio sucks, but if you like RonRon...
RonRon talking about the Detroit Brawl with Shin Shin (don’t ask, I don’t know) and various star struck Asian fans mingling.
Welcome to the RonRon Era, Lakers fans!
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
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