If Shannon Brown Had a Gatorade Commercial
Here's the latest entry in my ongoing film festival of homemade Laker fan video joints. This is no Clyde Davis masterpiece, but it's an impressive little number nonetheless. I award it valuable Fishmore Points - redeemable for a free side dish at your local Red Lobster! - for:
- casting a lesser-known Laker as its leading man, thus giving Shannon Brown some well-deserved dap while moving us one step closer to the inevitable DJ Mbenga YouTube tribute;
- including extended footage of Marko Jaric getting dunked on; and
- matching jump-cuts with the complex syncopation of those faux-tribal Gatorade drums, which can't be easy as a matter of video editing-fu.
I mean... I assume it's not easy, but what do I know? Technology baffles me. I'm actually typing this on a Tandy 1000.
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this video could have been sooo much better...
…its like him catching a bunch of passes. They cut off all his amazing finishes at the rim except for the last one.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
video was fine but there wasn't alot of highlights to be shown hopefully Shannon will get the opportunity this season to do more
There are basic Fundamentals that are needed to move forward in this game. Always keep your guard up at all times to avoid being caught in a trap. Overcome the fouls that will be commited against you REBOUND AND PRESS ON. ADJUST to the LimeLight: ALL-STAR PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. Know what your role is and play your position. Find a game plan and execute it. REMEMBER YOU ONLY GET OUT OF THE GAME WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT.
yeah how did that not make a tribute clip?
that block changed shannon browns career
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
i love shannon brown
now that the 2nd hottest Laker is gone (TA), I’m gonna have fun rooting for Shannon.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 23, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Oberto chose the Wizards over Phoenix, Oklahoma City, Sacramento and the Lakers. He was hopeful for a return to San Antonio, where he spent his first four seasons, but the Spurs signed veteran center Theo Ratliff on Thursday.
I guess the Lakers wanted to pick him up with the vets minimum.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/wizardsinsider/2009/07/oberto_agrees_to_join_wizards.html?wprss=wizardsinsider
Is there a date that free agents have to sign by?
Or can they hold out indefinitely?
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
There’s no signing deadline. They can take as much time as they want.
by DexterFishmore on Jul 23, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then Odom holding out makes sense
I’m guessing he’s going to look at all his options, since there don’t seem to be too many right now – he missed the initial frenzy, now it seems that he’s waiting to see where all the chips land for the other teams, and how much they’ll be able to offer when the dust settles (whew, that was a lot of metaphors).
"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson
by Gils_Keloids on Jul 24, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Since his nickname is UPS
then he should be in their commerical.
GO BRONCOS IN 2009 AND BEYOND!!
2009 NBA Champions L.A Lakers
2009 NBA Finals MVP Kobe Bryant
http://20secondtimeout.blogspot.com/2009/07/when-did-kobe-bryant-really-become-team.html
As I have mentioned before, assist totals have to be taken with a grain of salt and Bryant has astutely noted, “There is more to making your teammates better than just passing them the ball. You have to teach them a lot of the things that you know, the way that you prepare for the game. There are so many different levels to making guys better.” However, whether you judge Bryant’s playmaking purely by his assist totals or you take a broader, skill set based view, it is clear that he transformed himself as a playmaker quite some time ago, not just in the past two years as some people insist. Bryant’s apg average made its first big jump in 2000: he played roughly the same amount of mpg that he had in the previous season, but he averaged 4.9 apg compared to 3.8 apg in 1999. Bryant ranked third on the Lakers in apg in 1999 but led the team in that category in 2000 and he has led the Lakers in apg every season since then except for 2004 (Gary Payton) and 2006 (Lamar Odom). Ironically, Bryant’s apg averages the past two years—when the ignorant pundits claim that he learned to “trust his teammates”—are only the fourth and eighth highest of his 13 year career; Bryant averaged a career-high 6.0 apg in the 2004-05 season, a time when he was being blasted left and right for supposedly running Shaquille O’Neal out of town and not passing the ball to anyone.
It always amazes me that some people actually think that Shaquille O’Neal singlehandedly carried the Lakers to three championships while Bryant was going through some kind of version of NBA puberty on and off the court; the reality is that Bryant’s emergence as an elite player in his own right—and the hiring of Phil Jackson as coach—directly correlated with the Lakers’ ascension to the top of the league. The subsequent “feud” between O’Neal and Bryant had nothing to do with Bryant being selfish or not knowing how to “trust his teammates”; as I wrote earlier this year, “O’Neal injured his big toe but declared that since he got hurt ‘on company time’ he was entitled to get surgery and heal ‘on company time.’ So he enjoyed himself during the summer of 2002, had the surgery late, missed 15 games and took his time getting back into shape. As a result, the Lakers did not have homecourt advantage in the playoffs and eventually fell to the Spurs in six games in the Western Conference semifinals. O’Neal’s conduct escalated his conflict with Bryant, who became the team’s leading scorer; O’Neal declared that if the big dog is not fed (the ball) then he won’t guard the house (play defense in the paint), to which Bryant pointedly retorted that O’Neal needed to get in shape so that he could run down the court, because Bryant had no intention of walking the ball up and waiting for him.” By the time O’Neal returned to the lineup and struggled to get back into shape, Bryant had clearly become the number one option on the team, averaging 40.6 ppg on .472 field goal shooting in February 2003. While Bryant proved as early as the 2000 season that he could fill the playmaking role on a championship team, O’Neal immaturely chafed at Bryant’s rising status during the 2003 season. O’Neal’s poor work ethic and his subsequent petty jealousy of Bryant’s record-setting scoring run led to the Lakers’ downfall and weighed heavily on owner Jerry Buss’ mind when O’Neal publicly screamed at Buss during the 2003 preseason, “Pay me!” As Lamar Odom is learning now, Buss keeps his own counsel about just how much money he is willing to pay players.
man i like d. friedman...
…but lately I’ve found his articles to be snobby and condescending.
“Ironically, Bryant’s apg averages the past two years—when the ignorant pundits claim that he learned to "trust his teammates"—are only the fourth and eighth highest of his 13 year career”
Maybe it’s because the ignorant pundits have the same thought process as you and realize that assist totals aren’t everything?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I think he's just tired of the kobe bashing
and is compensating lol
then again, I think he’s also tired of hack writers writing for Slam, ESPN and sportsblog trying to pass off as knowledgeable analysts of the game – kinda like how we all have the same problems with writers like TJ Simers, Adande, bill simons, etc.
it’s rare to find writers that write about kobe and the lakers without having to hear the usual garbage of “softness” “trusting teammates” stuff that we always have to hear with other writers.
And personally, I think Friedman is one of the rare writers that isn’t ready to hand the torch to LBJ yet, he still respects Kobe’s game too much to do that, where as a lot of other writers are (Kelly Dwyer, etc) thats why he may write phrases like “ignorant pundits” because let’s face it, don’t we all get sick of announcers and writers being lazy and spewing the generic easy analysis of how the Lakers just aren’t tough enough or Kobe’s not trusting his teammates when the Lakers lose a game?
Also, Friedman had a bit of a “disagreement” with quite a lot of prominent bloggers from Hardwood Paroxysm, Basketbawlful, Kelly Dwyer, that guy that runs the Cavsblog and writes for Slam, etc. probably because he doesn’t agree with how most of those guys promote each others work (kinda like an exclusive club thing) and generate a lot of Laker-hate bias by writing crap analysis of the Lakers and Kobe.
Which is true – it’s really hard to find good Lakers analysis by the general sports media like ESPN, Dime, and Slam Online and even some general basketball blogs – a lot of the bloggers and writers just can’t help letting their anti-Laker bias in their writings and it gets really annoying after awhile. It’s like, okay, we get it, you hate the Lakers. You can pretty much only find good Lakers analysis from Laker fan blog like this, LATimesblog and FB&G.
So yeah, I can see why Friedman has started being more harsh in his articles, but he always writes really excellent articles (even the non-Lakers and non-Kobe articles) and I think people should read his stuff more often, he doesn’t get the respect and due he deserves, where crappy writers like Simmons, simers, adande, etc etc get their stuff read by too many people.
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 24, 2009 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Also.
Friedman gives a lot of really good Lakers insight (along with Roland Lazenby) into the whole Kobe/Shaq feud.
I wish people would read both their articles because it’s really interesting to hear that it wasn’t just Kobe that destroyed the dynamic, Shaq had a huge hand in destroying the pair. I’m still shocked to have read that Shaq once slapped Kobe in the face during practice. And sadly, as the older of the two, that Shaq got jealous of Kobe’s rising fame and how fans were buying Kobe’s jersey. It just seems so petty.
(oh yeah and roland lazenby is another imo underappreciated writer)
Lakers 2009 Road to Redemption: TREVOR, DEREK, LAMAR, PAU & KOBE.
Play the game of which Lakers reminds you of: TA - TI, Shannon Brown - Chris Brown, Pau Gasol - Jesus, Machine - Luis Scola/Russell Brand, PJ with mustache and beard - Colonel Sanders.
by PeanutButterSpread on Jul 24, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Shannon is so much a better all around player than Farmar and Sasha
Talk about a great pick-up, giving up Valde and getting SB and Morrison two first round draft picks who are better than JF and SV. Both of these guys understand the offense and SB plays maybe best defense on the team. Shannon’s defensive posture was so evident the first time I saw him play for the lakers, I said that kids a keeper. I feel this team is now better even without Lamar if he goes, but I know he will come around and sign.
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by so.cal.native1952 on Jul 24, 2009 9:57 AM PDT reply actions
nice
"I finished the game. In my mind, if I finished the game, I can play next week." - Steve McNair RIP
That was wicked
I want a Luke Walton and Sasha Vujacic highlight reel now!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!
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