Between Orlando Magic and the Nuggets. I love seeing Dwight Howard and Carmelo Anthony play. Orlando edges out barely because Dwight Howard seems like a great guy on top of being a great player.

I also consistently root for the Clippers and anyone the Celtics are playing.

Gotta root for fellow wildcats! The exception being the Celtics. I don’t care if Lute Olson comes out of retirement and Iggy, Arenas, Bibby, and Jefferson join him. I just cant root for the Celtics.

BTW, Huge game tomorrow. BEAR DOWN!

The Lakers D league team!

D Wade!

I thought they were an exciting scrappy team.

This year i am more a fan of certain players, but not teams.

Have to go by the numbers.

Boston Lepers – after much soul searching (not). Hell no! They ought to be investigated with the Rico Act – scumbags. Most presumptious, non sportsmanlike team in history starting with that little turd Arnold.

Toronto Craptors – not really, however, I must say they are absolutely indifferent to me. Too europe to ever amount to a hill of beans.

New York Knuckleheads – I don’t respect approximation, or their dedication to mediocrity, so no.

Philadelphia Seventy Sucksters – horrible team concept. Ugly offense. Dumb management, plus the worst fit in history, Elton Brand. Will pass.

New Jersey Nots – well, I will have mercy. Not amusing to kick a corpse. No.

Cleveland Swampdwellers – I might even like this team were it not for its’ association with the biggest douchebag in present-day pro ball – Princess James. We will need to enlarge Staples just to make space for his enormous ego. Nixed.

Milwaukee Sucks – tautologically – so no.

Detroit Pissed Ons – have always despised their bloodthirsty, non sportsmanlike interpretation of pro basketball. Almost as bad as the Lepers, so like the Lepers, they can burn in hell. No!

Chicago Gelded Heifers – I might have like this team, were it not for the Chicago sports establishment cramming their arrogance down our throats, like, forever! Off the plank!

Indiana Posers – No, not really! Not that they have ever done anything to gain my disrespect, but maybe that is the problem. They have just always been irrelevant to my world. No.

Orlando Mad Chicks – Respectable team. Don’t like their psychotic Coach however. No, certainly not a second favorite.

Atlanta Funky Pigeons – Another respectable team. Don’t like their playing style. But, no!

Miami Absolute Kelvin – Horrible organization. Trying to squeeze blood from a turnip. No, I don’t like them.

Charlotte Barf Rats – I despise Larry Brown. The only good thing that I can say about them is that they were stupid enough to take Space Balls (Radmanovic) off of our hands, and for that I will be eternally grateful. Still, not a second favorite.

Washington Whizzers – a prophetic nickname, all they do is take a whizz. Dumb team.

Denver No Guts – Karl is an obnoxious blowhard. Many of the players are his close disciples in this discipline. A very arrogant team, and it is difficult to find historical reasons for them to believe they are all that. They have never won jack! Screw them.

Utah Jizz – the worst fanbase in the League. This is sufficient for me to hope they never ever even win a kewpie at one of their county fairs. No.

Portland Aimless Wanderers – Well, this is just one of the most irrelevant teams in NBA history. It also has the stupidest front office. No respect. Were it not for their having they heads up their butts, they would have five or six O’Briens by now. No, not them!

Oklahoma City Silence – Well, I really don’t have an axe to grind with this team. However, it is just another irrelevant team. So, no!

Minnesota Toothless Puppies – Sorry team all considered. If I could make myself respect losers, they might get my vote, but no, not them…

Dallas Prancing Ponies – The owner is Mark Cuban, and it is a condition sufficient to consider the whole kit and caboodle in Dallas the spawn of the devil. Long may they fail!

Houston Rockettes – Douche fans. Respectable team. If they didn’t have bad luck, they wouldn’t have any luck, at all! Not, however, a second favorite. They have given us too much trouble in the past.

San Antonio Blunt Rowels – This team, strangely enough, leaves me rather neutral. They generally have my respect, but they are not a candidate for second favorite.

New Orleans Whore Nuts – Poor, poor Whore Nuts. Terrible organization, bad Owner, dumb decisions, and generally a waste of time as a team. Not them.

Memphis Teddy Bears – another ridiculous franchise. When I think of them, I think how much good it would do the League if the League contracted and lost about six of these dead weight franchises that add absolutely nothing to the League. No, not them.

Phoenix White Dwarves – I don’t feel the rust towards this team that a lot of Laker fans do. They have rarely been relevant. However, a failing franchise, no options, thin bench, a ridiculous Center named Frye that has absolutely no inside presence and is such an inconsistent bit of fluff that he should start wearing a tutu. No, not them.

Sacramento Cow Plops – I despise this team. How dare they think ever, that they could compete with us. They have now returned to their natural milieu, the cow pasture, and have by necessity lowered their crest, and moved to the back of the caboose, which is where they belong. Absolutely not them.

Los Angeles Crappers – Well, to say something about them makes one feel like he is pulling off wings from flies! The worst run franchise in the history of the world. Unfortunately, the Lakers are making up the difference for the rent in Staples for these turds, that have been essentially notoriety parasites on the butts of the Lakers for decades. They should just shoot themselves for manifest ineptitude.

Golden State Pacifists – Don Nelson, bless his heart, is apparently battling Alzheimer’s since this can be the only explanation for how much he has trashed this franchise since he has been there. No respect for the organization, or the poor Owner that has been trying to rid himself of this albatross for more than two years. No, not them.

Oops! I have run out of teams.

I guess I just don’t have a second favorite

Long Live The Lakers! All others, take a back seat!