May I have this dancer?

That’s how LeBron James and his Michael Flatley routine would have been adjudicated in the old-school NBA.

“If a guy was doing the Riverdance like that, coach would come over and say, ’Who’s got the fewest amount of fouls of my big fellas?’ " said ex-Celtic and TNT analyst Kevin McHale. "If you raised your hand, he would say, ‘We will let him drive and then we will throw him on the ground.’

“When he is laying there we would say, ‘Do you feel like dancing now?’

“And that pretty much solved the dancing problem.”