The Machine is Dating Maria Sharapova
by Gils_Keloids on Nov 3, 2009 8:53 PM PST
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PrintIn case you haven't heard, the news is that Sasha is cuddling up to Maria. I know, big deal.
But it's totally X an O's basketball related. I only give you the hard news. Sasha, for his part, is being coy, and neither confirming or denying the rumor. The Machine don't kissy-poo and tell.
via www.vujacic.net,
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When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton
Perfect symmetry...
Two style-over-substance on the cusp of actual competence.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Actually, Maria was world #1 until she was injured and is actually one of the best players on the women’s tour even coming right out of injury. She is definitely not a style-over-substance player.
Geek check.....
FAIL.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
Yeah it's called football..............and baseball..................and hockey........
maybe even golf……………….then soccer……………….swimming?
Then maybe tennis. Maybe.
Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."
I think if the Machine got fixed it would help what is broken...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
machine will get fixed
but not in basketball terms…ahahahahahaha
When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton
machine=marko jaric
a no name shooter who somehow struck oil and gold at the same time…
When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton
He needs to be dating...
At least someone who can help him with his shot…
"When I walked into the locker room on my first day as a Laker and saw my gold uniform hanging there, I cried." - Magic Johnson (Best Laker Ever)
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Nov 4, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions
Glad to hear Sasha is hittin' somethin
Because he sure as heck aint scorin on the court!
by RA37thriller on Nov 4, 2009 8:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lmao
that was a good one.
"When I walked into the locker room on my first day as a Laker and saw my gold uniform hanging there, I cried." - Magic Johnson (Best Laker Ever)
by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 AM PST up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton
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