The Machine is Dating Maria Sharapova

by Gils_Keloids on Nov 3, 2009 8:53 PM PST Comment 18 comments

In case you haven't heard, the news is that Sasha is cuddling up to Maria. I know, big deal.

But it's totally X an O's basketball related. I only give you the hard news. Sasha, for his part, is being coy, and neither confirming or denying the rumor. The Machine don't kissy-poo and tell.

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When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton

by shaqfor3 on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST reply actions

Perfect symmetry...

Two style-over-substance on the cusp of actual competence.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST reply actions

Actually, Maria was world #1 until she was injured and is actually one of the best players on the women’s tour even coming right out of injury. She is definitely not a style-over-substance player.

by FromDowntown on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions

Geek check.....

FAIL.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Nov 4, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions

hahaha

how rude!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gils_Keloids on Nov 5, 2009 1:35 AM PST up reply actions

Someone needs to pop the “basketball is the only world there is” bubble =)

by FromDowntown on Nov 5, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah it's called football..............and baseball..................and hockey........

maybe even golf……………….then soccer……………….swimming?

Then maybe tennis. Maybe.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions

maybe this will get broken machine fixed?

by Nostance on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 PM PST reply actions

I think if the Machine got fixed it would help what is broken...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions