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The Machine is Dating Maria Sharapova

In case you haven't heard, the news is that Sasha is cuddling up to Maria. I know, big deal.

But it's totally X an O's basketball related. I only give you the hard news. Sasha, for his part, is being coy, and neither confirming or denying the rumor. The Machine don't kissy-poo and tell.

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When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton

by shaqfor3 on Nov 3, 2009 9:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Perfect symmetry...

Two style-over-substance on the cusp of actual competence.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Maria was world #1 until she was injured and is actually one of the best players on the women’s tour even coming right out of injury. She is definitely not a style-over-substance player.

by FromDowntown on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Geek check.....

FAIL.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Nov 4, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

how rude!

"This is not a game for boys. This is a game for men." - Phil Jackson

by Gils_Keloids on Nov 5, 2009 1:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to pop the “basketball is the only world there is” bubble =)

by FromDowntown on Nov 5, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it's called football..............and baseball..................and hockey........

maybe even golf……………….then soccer……………….swimming?

Then maybe tennis. Maybe.

Billy Mac: "Lamar, can you see yourself actually getting in the (boxing) ring"?
Lamar Odom: "No. My face is too pretty."

by pslakerfan on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think if the Machine got fixed it would help what is broken...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 3, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

machine will get fixed

but not in basketball terms…ahahahahahaha

When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton

by shaqfor3 on Nov 4, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

machine=marko jaric

a no name shooter who somehow struck oil and gold at the same time…

When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton

by shaqfor3 on Nov 3, 2009 10:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Maria is overrated

Great catch by the Machine though

by Julio Nievas on Nov 4, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He needs to be dating...

At least someone who can help him with his shot…

"When I walked into the locker room on my first day as a Laker and saw my gold uniform hanging there, I cried." - Magic Johnson (Best Laker Ever)

by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Nov 4, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this is the real reason why he cut his hair…

by brianfbb on Nov 4, 2009 3:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Glad to hear Sasha is hittin' somethin

Because he sure as heck aint scorin on the court!

by RA37thriller on Nov 4, 2009 8:50 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

lmao

that was a good one.

"When I walked into the locker room on my first day as a Laker and saw my gold uniform hanging there, I cried." - Magic Johnson (Best Laker Ever)

by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

When I look at Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the romantics... -The Great Bill Walton

by shaqfor3 on Nov 5, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs


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